UPCOMING

EVENTS:
Mini Rocket
I S S U E 3 3 M A Y 1 3 , 2 0 2 2
Fri, May 13-Track

Fresh Peach Trifle Jokes

@ Pardeeville
Sat, May 14-GSB
@ Dodgeland
Mon, May16-Choir Ingredients  What do you get
Band Concert 1. 6 large rip peaches when you cross a
Tues, May 17– Golf 2. 1 tbsp. fresh lemon juice snail with a porcu-
@ Whisper Springs 3. 2 8oz container vanilla yogurt
4. 1 tbsp. lemon zest
pine?
Tues, May 17–  Why do bees have
5. 1 prepared angel food cake
Track @ Rio sticky hair?
Directions
Tues, May 17– BB
@Green Lake
1. Place peaches in a large bowl, and gently toss with lemon  How do they keep
juice. Place 1 cup of peaches in a blender, set aside re- the basketball arena
Wed, May 18– Golf maining slices, and blend until smooth. Place yogurt into a
@ Fox Lake cool?
bowl; stir in the peach puree and lemon zest until well
Thu, May 19– GSB blended
 What do you call a
@ Randolph 2. Cut the angel food cake into squares and place half in the line of rabbits jump-
Thu, May 19– BB bottom of a glass dish. Spoon half of the peach slices over ing backwards?
@ Randolph the cake. Cover with half of the yogurt mixture. Place re-  Why can’t you tell a
maining cake squares over the yogurt. Top with peaches, joke to an egg?
reserving 5 or 6 slices for garnish. Cover with remaining  Why did the trian-
HAPPY yogurt mixture. Garnish with peach slices. Refrigerate un-
gle feel sorry for
til ready to serve
B IR T H DA Y the circles?
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Baseball Trivia
Brandon Alva
-Fuertes
May 13th 1. MLB was founded in which year?
Ahren & 2. Which 2 cities have the oldest baseball
Aiden stadium?
May 13th 3. The game baseball originated from which country?
Family Feud
Clayton 4. Where is the baseball hall of fame located?
Westra 5. In 1998, who broke the single season home run record? Top 4 answers are on the
May 14th 6. Which team has won 26 World Series titles? board.
Jack 7. How many games are played in a season?
Vredeveld 8. Who has the first player to hit 30 home runs in a Tell me a prank kids pull
May 19th season? on Halloween.
9. Hank Aaron retired with what team?
10. What year did the Brewers begin playing in the National
League?
 1637– Cardinal Richelieu invented the table knife
1643— Heavy earthquake strikes Santiago, Chile
1767— Mozart's first opera written
1905— World heavyweight boxing champion James J. Jeffries retires
1911— 37th Kentucky Derby: George Archibald wins
1942— Helicopter makes its 1st cross country flight
1955— Mickey Mantle hits 3 consecutive HR’s
1991— Michael Jackson “Magic and Madness” goes on sale
2010— Rock for the Rainforest benefit concert held at Carnegie Hall, NYC
2014— 301 miners killed by underground explosion and mine fire in Soma Mine,
Turkey

Trivia Answers Joke Answers

1. A slowpoke!
1. 1903
2. They use honeycombs
2. Detroit, Boston
3. They fill it with fans
3. England
4. A receding hare-line
4. Cooperstown, NY
5. It might crack up
5. Mark McGwire
6. Because its pointless
6. New York Yankees
7. 162
8. Babe Ruth
9. Brewers
10. 1998
Family Feud Answers
1. Egg Houses—31 3. Ding-Dong Ditches—13
2. T.P. Houses—14 4. Smash Pumpkins—13

TODAY IS... Get to Know More About… Sharks

 National blame someone else day
 National frog jumping day 1. There are over 500 species
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National crouton day
National fruit cocktail day
2. Sharks are apex predators
 National apple pie 3. Most sharks are cold blooded
day
 Fair trade day
4. Sharks have a sixth sense
 International hum- 5. They’re under threat
mus day
 Cough drop day
6. Sharks do not have bones
 Shades day 7. Sharks skin feels similar to sandpaper
 Tulip day