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12 Backdoor

The Pioneer Log, March 18, 2011

TOAST OF THE WEEK: OWSLEY STANLEY


After spending a kaleidoscopic 76 years sending icons such as Ken Kesey, the Grateful Dead, and Jimi Hendrix on a journey to the center of the mind, worldfamous LSD producer Owsley Stanely went sailing into an infinite psychedlelic playground, unimpeded by the boundaries of space and time. While we will miss you, King of the Neon Spacebabies of the Soda-Pop Jungle, your legend will live on in the DayGlo, bongo, schizo, stereo, rainbow cosmos of our egos. Thank you, Tambourine Man, for your jingle jangle mornings and your twingle twangle evenings. To you, we raise a glass of technicolor double-bubble dream elixir and slurp it into our gaping soundholes.

You Caught My Eye


You: Gangly senior philosophy major Me: Wanting to rigidly designate you in all possible worlds You: Rocking a newly shaved face. Me: Rocking a newly shaved place. Lets meet up. You: Wearing the greatest leaf sweater every day. Me: Wishing I could borrow it. You: Gap-toothed, soothly for to say. Me: In case you didnt know, in the Middle Ages, teeth widely set apart meant you were down to have a jousting match with your nether parts. Lets drink some mead and get medieval with it. You: Got the sexiest scansion readin voice in the whole damn English class! Me: Wanna put my iamb in your trochee and start writin some verse.

You: Brown-haired California boy who lost to me in a game of beer pong Me: Blonde East Coast lady who wants to win with you in a game of hearts

You: Order a veggie burger in the Trail Room more often than not Me: Looking at your buns

Wanna mack on somebody in a public forum? Email a You Caught My Eye to piolog@gmail.com

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF LEWIS & CLARK

THIS WEEKS COMIC BY TONY STERLING

*P.S. All farticles found in the Backdoor are jokes. Funny jokes. Dont take them seriously because they dont take you seriously. Seriously. Oh yeah, and submit comics to Backdoor Editor Erin Ruprecht (ruprecht@lclark.edu).

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