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Carlton Chronicle 2003 07
Carlton Chronicle 2003 07
WICKEDLY GOOD!
The Devil came down to Merton
Review:.................................Kristen Bowditch
Carlton is no stranger to body swapping accidents with hilarious results - who can forget the time that Jeff and Cindy Graves brought back that mystical ornamental skull from South East Asia. During a dispute about where to put it they both made foolish wishes along the lines of well if you think its so easy having a career and trying to be a homemaker, you do it to which the shrunken worked its magic and to their immense surprise dutifully transformed them. Needless to say Jeff now inhabiting Cindys body holed himself up in the family bathroom and refused to come out until he had fully come to terms with his new form. Luckily after a highly implausible plot featuring international jewel thieves, a mango and a high speed car chase through the Savacentre car park, the couple were returned to their original bodies. Rather than this widely disseminated tale, Mehmet Izbudak chose the lesser known Faustus legend for his original play about a Media Studies lecturer from North Cheam who is chosen by the powers of Darkness as the front-man for the Devils foray into the world of consumerism, the Evil brand. The body-swapping came in the form of the familial Faustuss reward that of coveting the ass of his cleaner (newcomer Kirsty Collins) and gardener (John Gargrave in shorts). As the fab four - Dave OSullivan played against type as the seedy, past it professor who hated his nagging wife (disturbingly well-demonstrated by Val Foskett, then Kirsty Collins) with John Gargrave as the horticulturally inspired demon and later Faustus himself being the Stygian glue that held the disparate plot threads together. Matthew Petty stepped into the cloven size nines of the Prince of Darkness, shunning the overdone, sacrificing of virgins, traditional fire and brimstone and horns in favour of the more prosaic, Evil Bank Manager which frankly was so terrifying that several of the more sensitive audience members fainted. As his handmaidens of hell, Katy Hebbourn, Kate Rodgers, Jayne Giordanella, Lucie Morris (whose day job as a journalist for the Daily Mail obviously prepared her for this devilish turn), Belinda Thomas and Kathie Arundell aroused the audience (from the monsoon heat) as the demonic sextet. Other infernal incubi were Carl Whiteside, Jeff Graves and Andrew Candish as a cameo selection of news reporters, advisors to the prime minister and fiendish henchmen, Kay Elliot and Alison Raffan were entertainingly natural as ordinary members of the public and Mike Tierney expansive talent for mimicry was demonstrated as he took up the reigns of our beloved leader Tony Blair. Finally special mention must go to our very own Deus Ex Machina and all round theatrical divinity James Grayston for his sterling performance as the one and only (if the Christians are to be believed) God. All in all, Dr and Mrs Faustus was a thoroughly enjoyable performance for cast, crew and audience alike, chocked full of fine performances, characterisation and witty punning, which provided a remarkably slick evenings entertainment especially considering the challenging rehearsal process. Well done to all involved, especially the virgins.
KB
In This Issue
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The Probe
Page 5 The New Committee reveals all ~
Carlton Update
The Official Sexed-up Dossier
AGM
At the recent AGM the membership voted to increase subscriptions with immediate effect: Full Membership is now 40 p.a. Associate Membership is now 20 p.a. It was also agreed at the meeting that the cost of tea and coffee be increased from 30p to 40p. Therefore, to avoid any cash flow problems, it would be appreciated if all members could send their subscription at their earliest convenience. Also, please could the people in Two Gents give Carl their 10 Performance Fee as soon as possible? Big Thanks as well to all the Front of House staff, including Penny Stone, Dave, Kristen and everyone else. By selling programmes and raffle tickets, you raised 253 of much needed moolah.
STORAGE NEWS!
You may or may not be aware that beloved and recently re-elected Treasurer Carl Whiteside has been negotiating with Fran at the WCA over the last few weeks about obtaining storage space at the Community Centre. Fran has agreed and has cleared out the area between the dressing rooms for our usage. There is still some more junk to be got rid of but Mike T has already offered his services to Fran to help shift it. Thanks as usual Mike! Once this has been done we'll be able to move our stuff in. Mike and Carl checked it out and the room is surprisingly big, so we should have no problems storing all our kit there Access was discussed and Fran is happy for us to have keys to lock the building when we need access after productions. The only thing to consider is that we won't be able to get access when other groups are using the hall, e.g. during our rehearsals The great news though is that we've got the space for free saving Carlton 480 a year! However, Carl recommends that we invest whatever is necessary in the next financial year to make it secure, e.g. lockable boxes for all props, and then reap the profits in the future. Mike is keen to lend his practical ability to the project and the initial focus will be to prepare the room with extra shelving, etc. before we move our stuff in. If you've got any queries re the above please give me a shout
STUDIO THEATRE
As you may or may not be aware, due to the closure of Wimbledon Theatre we have not yet received the outstanding monies from Dr & Mrs Faustus. However, we are assured that we will. The booked slot for Two Gents is not so clear. The committee and the Two Gents production team are working on a replacement venue now. This will also affect the booked slots for the Spring and Autumn Productions next year. However, rehearsals are continuing as normal. Heres hoping that a venue can be found!
FAUSTUS PLAUDITS
Some words from the director, Mehmet Izbudak: I would like to thank all in Carlton for the brilliant production of Dr and Mrs Faustus. Only a team of that calibre could have ever produced a show of that expert quality. I am most appreciative of the committee's trust and sense of adventure in selecting Dr and Mrs Faustus, which at the time of presentation was just a 350 word project covering one side of an A4 sheet. I am, of course, totally indebted to the cast and production team, who gave so much hard work, dedication and creativity. My only regret is that the show couldn't have been on longer, so that more people could have witnessed the high level of professionalism of the Carlton. Thank you again for breathing such life into the text.
POP QUIZ
On a final note, in the last issue there was a Top Ten of Devil-related Tunes. At number 7 was Disco Inferno by Earth Wind and Fire (or was it Tavares?). John Gargrave was kind enough to point out that the tune was in fact recorded by the Trammps. Thanks John, a hat embroidered with the words Pedant Smartarse is on its way to you.
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dusty. She could just make out some evenly spaced grooves, which had fortuitously been cut into the lower side of the chutes concrete casing. Carefully she turned and extended her foot. It was a stretch, but the toe of her boot perched neatly in the centre of the groove. It crossed her mind as she stretched her other foot down, having reluctantly given up the warm and comforting hand of Timothy Weston for the cold lip of the coal chute, that it must have been built with a particularly slight man in mind. A child perhaps? Or perhaps men in those days, she thought wistfully, werent as broad as their modern counter parts. The thought of Timothy Westons broad shoulders was enough to distract her from the notion that other, creeper and less inviting creatures would surely inhabit the hole that she was now invading. Are you alright down there Annie? she heard Timothys concerned voice call from the square of light six feet above her head. Im fine, Im at the bottom, dont worry! she called back. She kicked the iron door that guarded the entrance to the cellar and was relieved to feel it yield slightly. Squatting in the dusty pit, she leant her shoulder against the doors, recklessly ignoring the fate of her pink cardigan. The door resisted momentarily, but begrudgingly gave way with a groan, opening to a room cluttered with eerie shapes and shadows. It took a minute for her eyes to adjust, but when they did she found the ambient light just enough to see. For once in her life she heeded the advice of authority unconditionally. It was spooky down here, and cold. She had no desire to dally any longer. She hurried to the cellar door and clambered up the stairs two at a time. As she reached the auditorium, she headed for the front doors, but curiosity is compulsive in a woman of her nature. She stopped and looked up, into the grid. Mr Tollington! she gasped allowed, but on this occasion, there was no reply from the societys esteemed Treasurer.
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Tune in next month for the next exciting episode of DEATH BEHIND THE SCENES
5 BUMPER EDITION! The AGM saw a new committee voted in. This prog, the Probe worked its magic on a few of them See Page 2 for details of the new committee.
CINDY: Fine thank you, but glad it's Friday! Yes. MATT: I had a great time, all those ladies at my beck and call. Onstage was fun too etc KATHIE: I'm fine thanks - and yes Faustus was great fun - certainly a challenging production but in the end the cast bonding and commitment produced a show to be proud of. CARL: Fine thank you. I was in it so, yes immensely!. I think that's the official party line! KIRSTY: I'm super cos the sun is shining and I have sunburnt shoulders but I don't care. Faustus was great fun. It was a lovely team of people to work with and I am very lucky they let me get away with having such a great part when I was such an unknown quantity. It was also extremely hot....and I think I lost about two stone just sweating on stage!! LUCIE: I'm really well thanks. I found the whole Faustus hilarious from the rehearsals right through to the hot tub orgy which turned my floors into a Glastonbury style mud-bath and resulted in a visit from two officers of the Wimbledon constabulary. (Or were they the strippers?)
CARL: Directing: Macbeth - this was my first full production. It was a massive project with over 30 people involved and everyone still talks fondly of it. Performing: Trivial Pursuits - this was my first opportunity with Carlton to truly stretch myself and develop as an actor. It was great to be part of an outstanding production and the cast had a blast as well. LUCIE: In Raw my confidence about appearing on stage has been massively boosted by hearing the audience laugh about something me or my team have just made up on the spot. Its a bigger buzz than a front page scoop believe me and I recommend it to anyone no matter how terrifying the prospect can seem beforehand! KIRSTY: Not really much choice there!! CINDY: Chorus of Disapproval and Trivial Pursuits MATT: Much Ado, simply cos I got to strut around in boots. Ive enjoyed everything though. KATHIE: Torn between 84 Charing Cross Road - a huge challenge and I got quite caught up in - the last scene, I always cried (even during rehearsals!), Shirley Valentine (I got choked up on that one too) and of course Mrs R in The Graduate. I like taking my clothes off, so that role was rather nice! The audience probably cried with despair on that one!
KIRSTY: Dancing.....you asking? CARL: Performing in RawACTive on Saturday and then getting over the hangover on Sunday! LUCIE: I'm off to Lymington in Hampshire to see my family to do lots of eating, drinking, boating and sunbathing on the sandbanks in Poole.
Who would you want to play you in the film of your life story?
CINDY: Demi Moore. CARL: Kevin Spacey - he's an absolute legend (although he doesn't look like me) MATT: James Woods. Or Max Von Sydow. Or Klaus Kinski. LUCIE: Anyone with 34 DDs will do. KATHIE: Might as well go to the top: Katherine Hepburn. KIRSTY: I'd like to think someone sexy like Cameron Diaz but I can't imagine I'd have the budget.
If you had to compare yourself to a cartoon character, which one would it be?
CINDY: Penelope Pitstop or Betty Rubble (I can't decide which!) CARL: Apparently I'm most like Fred Flintstone MATT: Jason from Battle of the Planets, because Im a brooding enigma. (for brooding enigma read grumpy sod) LUCIE: Jessica Rabbit with roots. KATHIE: Oh dear I don't know - how about Olive Oyl (Popeye's girlfriend)
Carlton Chronicle, July/August 2003 Do you have any dreams, hopes, aspirations?
KIRSTY: Pikachu for Pokemon, just cos of the groovy noise it makes and because one of my best friends would be a psychic duck. CINDY: World domination, to devolve homo sapiens into homo moronis - whoops, see SM's get just as brain washed!! To live a happy, healthy & full life (don't want much do I?!!) MATT: To make my mark and leave them wondering. CARL: I'd love to become a professional director. Just need to pay off my last student loan first!! LUCIE: When I'm bored of travelling and holding naked parties I'll buy a husband from the 'out of date' section of Sainsbury's, have lots of babies and bake poisonous cakes for the WI while working from home as a freelance journalist. KATHIE: Aspirations: finish my book; Hopes: that goodness will always overshadow badness, but then unfortunately, I'm a dreamer. Dreams: so where is that white knight I keep dreaming about!! He always seems to fall in love with his bleeding horse! KIRSTY: I'd love to travel, open a donkey sanctuary and then marry a very rich man and never work again. Is that a bit shallow?
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This prog - Rubella Tokenblack on PAUL FLANNERY vegetarian Paul substitutes a biscuit on which he In this issue we are privileged to be allowed to will write 'mouse' or something. Just as the look into the life of one of the Carlton's newer communion host in the Catholic Church is not - in members. Paul Flannery, though of tender years molecular terms - the body of Christ but is has an interest more frequently associated with spiritually; likewise Paul's biscuit is his token small great age and life experience; which the more creature and is, he believes, entirely equivalent to judgmental and strait-laced among us might him consuming one. Then, just as the Chipute tribe condemn as dangerous or nonsensical. When you of Vermont do, Paul gathers twigs and builds a think about it, it's no more dangerous than Aubs' ceremonial structure in his bedroom which would and James Derbyshire's big, fast motorbike hobby protect his crops (if he grew any) from harmful nor more dubious than Mike Tierney's belief in weather and insects while he is absent from home. astrology. Paul is a witch. Next, Paul departs from his own, personal choice Paul has to plan meticulously his activities with of ceremonies and moves on to what the other the Carlton so as not to clash with important dates coven members will be doing at the same time in in the occult calendar. For example, Cindy's and their homes. He has a shower to purify himself and Ian's joint birthday bash on Friday 20th June saw Paul's attendance but had it been on Saturday 21st - then, while still wet, smears his body in offal. This Summer solstice - then he would have had to make comes from a ceremonially slaughtered goat (no butcher's trimmings, thank you!) a share of which his excuses: a higher power would have taken precedence. Paul has told me he is dreading the day will be delivered to his home by a coven member the previous day for him to keep in the fridge. that a play which includes his dream role comes Paul's flat mate is utterly bewildered every time up, only for him to be compelled to turn it down in this sandwich box of gore appears but Paul daren't favour of His Duty. let on what he's doing for fear that he will be Paul was only able to reveal some of the facts: the finer details are known only to the few. Besides judged as weird. Perish the thought, say we! That's which, Paul isn't only a new kid on the block to the why he has felt able to come clean about this with his friends in the Carlton, because he regards us as Carlton. There are many old-timers in the Robin non-judgemental. Well, let's face it, who among us Hood Coven of Wicca who regard him as a fly-bynow has a head full of apprehension about Paul? night (no pun intended!) who will lose interest and Exactly! The Carlton is all about free expression, move on, as so many do, once the seductive isn't it? So, once he has - and he is very thorough euphoria of the supernatural has dwindled. They would take a dim view of Paul spouting sacred covered himself in blood and meat fragments, it's knowledge to The Carlton Chronicle, inviting on with the plastic mac and a short walk to the 200 ridicule and further prying into their closed world. bus stop where, as he waits, he dreams of the Paul assures me, however that his devotion to dark debauchery which he will indulge in after he gets forces runs deep within him and he has committed off in West Wimbledon. A glance at his watch - the himself - for life - to the cause of propagating witching hour draws near. No! That was a tiny knowledge of 'the noble craft' to those who will piece of bone on the watch face - it's still early. keep an open mind. The excitement builds. On the bus, no matter how So what does it involve, Paul's devotion to packed it is, Paul always has plenty of space to witchery? Paul chooses to mix many of the ancient himself, such is the smell from his preparation traditions handed down from the Druids with many ceremony. that have only come to Britain recently. Hours To cross Wimbledon Common in the dark holds before a coven meeting Paul will meditate, inhale no fear for Paul, nor do the weirdoes and nutters incense and suspend himself from his ceiling by the Common famously attracts. He is carrying a leather straps, an Australian aboriginal custom talisman that will protect him from evil forces. He believed to prepare mind and body for a gruelling goes at a brisk trot because he likes to arrive 'ripe'. onslaught. Tradition encourages the acolyte to eat a Running in a plastic mac has this effect, he finds. small animal such as a rodent or toad but as a There is nothing worse for a coven member than to
Carlton Chronicle, July/August 2003 be shunned for being too 'worldly' i.e. bringing to the ritual the sterile, deodorant lifestyles we folk of the westernised world regard as civilised. On his arrival in the little clearing in the middle of Putney Heath Paul waits, panting in the soothing moonlight for the rest of the coven to turn up. They trickle in, one with a huge mongrel on a rope; one with a pedigree Siamese cat in a cage (black is soo-o...); another brings a giant plastic container of water; a bundle of sticks and paper; a sack of herbs, home made wine. But jobseekers'allowance-claiming new age travellers they are not! These are mostly well-heeled professionals, comfortably-off, some retired, all exploring the darker side of life in the London borough with the most green space and the most spiritual nature Wandsworth. By day they may seem materialistic, watching their tracker funds; sitting on their ISAs; clipping their hedges. But for a few nights a year they commune with another realm: they step off the northern extremity of SW19 and plummet, spinning uncontrollably into the black maw of the underworld. I was intrigued to know how it all began. Paul explained that while walking back from a wild night of many excesses in White City (judge not, lest ye be judged!) he staggered, stupid, with aching kidneys and dilated pupils across Tibbett's Corner roundabout at 3:30 am. He steeled himself for the infinite polar trek that is Wimbledon Park Side when he heard on the rare southerly wind the hypnotic throb of a drum and the unmistakable banshee-howl of a woman pent between torment and ecstasy, wanting neither... yet craving both. Paul's first period chemistry practical was entering its coursework stage and he felt the need to consolidate it with a geography field trip. We all know that a rhythmic beat can move the intoxicated - moreover a cry of agony or agitation can rouse them to move fast. Before he knew it young Paul was following a path like a compass needle. He trekked through bramble thicket, bog and fox-torn Asda carrier bags until - scratched, nettle-stung and gasping for breath - he saw it. A richer yellow than the moon, it flickered, fire-like. It was a fire. Seen one, seen 'em all. However, a fire surrounded by a circle of hooded figures was a novelty; as was a fire being leapt over by a succession of naked, besmeared and nubile women. Paul watched in silence from his dark vantage point, deep in the bushes but within seconds the eerie pipe music and hypnotic drum beat stopped. One by one the people turned until they were all
10 facing him, silent, staring. By some non-visual, non-aural means his presence had been detected. Paul, having both the paranoia of an Amsterdamweekend and Dutch courage in him was torn between running away as fast as he could and walking out into the clearing to greet them. With his consciousness on a higher plane he perceived a feeling of tolerant and patient energy, yet an urgency. As if no longer in control of his faculties (no novelty there though!) he found himself compelled, regardless of his will to walk toward the circle. As he did so a middle aged woman emerged and placed herself between Paul and the fire, dropping her hood and opening her cloak wide to reveal brown stains covering her entire body. She told him he could leave or stay but must decide immediately; that if he decided to leave, all memory of what he had just seen would be taken from him but he would go unharmed; and if he stayed he would be initiated into the coven and take a vow of secrecy which, were he to break it, a spell would be cast against him such that... At that point in our interview Paul said "Oh bugger! I knew there was something" and made a grab for my tape recorder and notebook. My reflexes were far sharper than his and I salvaged everything, in order to bring it to you, Carlton member. He knelt before me and implored me to give him the tape, he even offered me money but I have principles, as you, loyal reader will know. Investigative journalists get things that transcend material worth and it is our duty to let them be known. Paul asked me to include a mention that he was emigrating immediately and that he wanted to say goodbye to all his beloved Carlton friends with whom he had shared so much. I told him not to be so melodramatic, left as quickly as I could and filed my story with Matt immediately, such is my sense of duty to the truth. Please, don't all converge on Putney Heath on the first moonlit night after this is published - spread your visits over several months. ~
And therell be more irreverent biography next time. Stay tuned, boppers.
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When?
Saturday 2nd of August, from 2pm to 5pm
Any donations of bric-a-brac, books, etc, which you need to make ahead of time can either be brought along to 'Two Gent's' rehearsals and given to Lucie, or if you wish, Kate can collect them in the week beginning 28th July - just let us know ahead of time.
Where?
Lucie's Garden, Garden Flat One, 4 Homefield Road, Wimbledon Village Tel: xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
What Else?
There will be Jewellery stalls, brand new book stalls, cake stalls, and, of course, the famous HOT TUB!
And Finally
As you know, it is more important than ever that we have money in our coffers, but also that we pull together as the talented bunch of creative, intelligent actorrrs and actoresses that we are!
WE NEED
Cakes for the stall, suitable prizes for raffles, donations for refreshments, etc (not much, then..!)
DR FAUSTUS WORDSEARCH
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See page 13 for answers no cheating!
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The Carlton Chronicle is the official newsletter of Carlton Dramatic Society. Editor: Matthew Petty Contributors: Kristen Bowditch, Toby Hardwood, Rubella Tokenblack, Anthony H. Wilson. Please send contributions, reviews, adverts, praise, money to: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com Complaints: see opposite
Contacting the Carlton Carlton Dramatic Society can be contacted in the following ways: Email ........................ carltondrama@hotmail.com Post .......................................... 22 Landseer Close ........................................................Merton Abbey ...................................................................London .............................................................SW19 2UT Website............. http://www.carltonidrama.org.uk
HOW MUCH?
Yearly Subscription............... 40 Associate Membership .......... 20 Full Production Cast Fee....... 10 Workshop Cast Fee ................. 5
These fees are subject to change at any time. To pay any fees, just give a cheque, payable to Carlton Dramatic Society, to the Treasurer, or post it to the address above, or ask the Treasurer for the account number for direct payments.
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Carlton Calendar
Your regular guide to whats up and whats on at the Carlton and elsewhere
Another month, another format. If there is anything missing from the calendar I do apologise my clairvoyance is affected by Hay Fever. Youll have to help me out by emailing me any items you would like to see included. Two Gentlemen of Verona rawACTive Heat 4 Tuesday 4 to Saturday 8 November Saturday 26 July 19:00, unknown 19:00, Colour House Theatre ~ ~ Carlton Christmas Party Move Carlton stuff from garage to WCC Saturday 13 December 2003 Saturday 26 July ~ 19:30, Wimbledon Community Centre, Room H ~ Carlton Committee & Dinner Tuesday 29 July Carlton Workshops ~ Thursday 26 to Friday 27 February 2004 19:30, Wimbledon Community Centre rawACTive Heat ~ Saturday 2 August Carlton Spring Show 19:00, Colour House Theatre ~ Tuesday 1 to Saturday 5 June 2004 20:00, Wimbledon Studio Theatre* Carlton Summer Fair ~ Saturday 2 August ~ Carlton Autumn Show Tuesday 26 Saturday 30 October 2004 rawACTive Grand Final 20:00, Wimbledon Studio Theatre* Saturday 9 August ~ 19:00, Colour House Theatre ~ Carlton Christmas Party Saturday 11 December 2004 Two Gents Get-in Sunday 2 November 19:30, Wimbledon Community Centre, Room H 10:00, Wimbledon Studio Theatre ~ Bear in mind that the situation at the Wimbledon Studio Theatre will affect the 2004 bookings. How, Two Gents Dress Rehearsal we dont know. Watch this space and the Website! Monday 3 November 20:00, Wimbledon Studio Theatre ~
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