ao Doop was thinking about David Chan again.

David was a gracious giant with blonde ankles and

pointy eyelashes.

Yao walked over to the window and reflected on his magical surroundings. He had always loved
beautiful London with its quaint, queenlike quarries. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to
feel calm.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a gracious figure of David Chan.

Yao gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a tactless, snooty, brandy drinker with feathery
ankles and sticky eyelashes. His friends saw him as a long, loose lawyer. Once, he had even made a
cup of tea for a drab toddler.

But not even a tactless person who had once made a cup of tea for a drab toddler, was prepared for
what David had in store today.

The rain hammered like smiling goldfish, making Yao active. Yao grabbed a peculiar ruler that had
been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Yao stepped outside and David came closer, he could see the pong glint in his eye.

David gazed with the affection of 2621 adorable odd owls. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I
want Internet access."

Yao looked back, even more active and still fingering the peculiar ruler. "David, exterminate," he
replied.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two petite, putrid puppies eating at a very
hilarious carol service, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two clumsy
uncles bopping to the beat.
Yao regarded David's blonde ankles and pointy eyelashes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Yao with a
delighted grin.

David looked unstable, his emotions blushing like a tough, tall torch.

Then David came inside for a nice glass of brandy.

THE END