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The Horse Brothers
The Horse Brothers
The Horse Brothers
SHOWGIRL
And now…what you’ve all been
waiting for…the Horse Brothers!
STEVE
How’s everyone doing tonight?
S
(Doesn’t wait for audience
response.) Ok now for the jokes.
STEVE
SM
Which animal makes the best pet?
(Pause.) A cat because he’s
purrr-fect. (Flips to the next
card.) Why is a library so tall?
EASTON
(Muffled eating.) Mmmm.
STEVE
Alright here’s another one for ya.
How do celebrities stay cool?
EASTON
(Muffled.) Oh man this tastes sooo
good.
STEVE
They have many fans.
EASTON
I love eating my brother’s ass.
2
STEVE
What do you call a fake noodle.
EASTON
Bon-ass-e-tite.
STEVE
An impasta.
EASTON
And now for dessert (EASTON eats
ass more aggressively.)
STEVE
What did Baby Corn say to Mama
Corn?
EASTON
Yummy yummy in my tum-
S
STEVE farts really loudly. EASTON starts gagging.
STEVE
Where’s Pop Corn!
SM
EASTON pulls away from the horse costume gasping for air.
STEVE
Brother…BROTHER NO-
STEVE falls on his face, with his ass sticking in the air.
He’s wearing the little kid pajama bottoms with an ass flap
open.
EASTON
That’s it! The Horse Brother’s are
over. We’re never performing
again.
END.