This document contains a series of knock-knock jokes with different puns or plays on words in the responses. The jokes involve topics like food, animals, occupations and asking to be let inside due to the cold weather.
My First Knock-Knock Jokes: Lots of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Silly Kids, Perfect for Family Game Night (White Elephant Gag Gift for Kids, Funny Stocking Stuffers)
This document contains a series of knock-knock jokes with different puns or plays on words in the responses. The jokes involve topics like food, animals, occupations and asking to be let inside due to the cold weather.
This document contains a series of knock-knock jokes with different puns or plays on words in the responses. The jokes involve topics like food, animals, occupations and asking to be let inside due to the cold weather.
This document contains a series of knock-knock jokes with different puns or plays on words in the responses. The jokes involve topics like food, animals, occupations and asking to be let inside due to the cold weather.
Boo Who’s there? Boo who? Ice cream I didn’t mean to make you cry! Ice cream who? It’s just me! Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
Knock Knock! Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Will Orange Will who? Orange who? Will you let me in? It’s freezing Orange you going to answer the out here! door?
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s There? Who’s there? Barbie Who Barbie Who? Who who? Barbie Q Chicken! Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Figs Police Figs who? Police who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Lettuce Water Lettuce who? Water who? Let us in, we’re freezing! Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Olive Goat Olive who? Goat who? Olive right next door to you. Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Turnip Beef Turnip who? Beef who? Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in Before I get cold, you’d better here. let me in! Knock, knock Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Leaf Ada Leaf Who? Ada who? Leaf Me Alone! Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Tank Amy Tank who? Amy who? You’re welcome! Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock, knock Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there? Wooden shoe Cash Wooden shoe who? Cash who? Wooden shoe like to hear an- No thanks, but I’d like some pea- other joke? nuts
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Who’s there? Who’s there? Howard Alpaca Howard who? Alpaca who? Howard I know? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase! Knock, knock Who’s there? Knock, knock Nobel Who’s there? Nobel who? Alma No bell, that’s why I knocked! Alma who? Alma not going to tell you! Knock, knock Who’s There? Knock, knock Anita Who’s there? Anita who? Ken Anita to borrow a pencil! Ken who? Ken I come in, it’s freezing out Knock, knock here? Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe C D E F G H…
My First Knock-Knock Jokes: Lots of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Silly Kids, Perfect for Family Game Night (White Elephant Gag Gift for Kids, Funny Stocking Stuffers)