David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.

They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.

The river stole the gods.

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.

Just go ahead and press that button.

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.

My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles.

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.

She looked into the mirror and saw another person.

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.

You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.

It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they
die.

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.
She found his complete dullness interesting.

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers' cabin.

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own
birth.

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so
they could find their way home.

He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon.

Purple is the best city in the forest.

She had the gift of being able to paint songs.

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.

You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating
chicken.

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams.

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.

Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.