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Mrs. Perfectly NOT so fine Written by: Nicole Aguayo

Nick Jonas and Taylor Swift
caught beefing on Twitter after Taylor
Swift released her song “Mr. Perfectly
Fine”. The song is thought to be about
Joe Jonas who had dated Taylor back
in 2008, describing how little he truly
cared for her after they ended their
relationship. Nick Jonas wrote “Funny
how some people can't get over a
relationship that happened 13 years
ago. Not to mention the person they
dated is now happily married and
expecting.” Fans went crazy both
enjoying the song yet agreeing with what Nick had to say. Shortly after Taylor responded
saying “Some people should stop assuming everything is about them, but like I said of
course they’re ‘Mr. Everything revolves around you.’” After the "Swifties" heard of the shots
fired at Taylor, Fans went crazy and raided Nick Jonas's home. Trampling over his security
guard and breaking 7 bullet proof windows.

Marilyn Monroe the new Bachelorette???

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Marilyn Monroe- American actress,
comedienne, singer, and model is now the new
Bachelorette! After a few failed marriages she finally gets a
chance at real love. The blonde bombshell will have 15 men
AND 15 women fighting for her attention on ABC’s hit show.
The new twist is men AND women will be fighting for
Marilyn’s heart. Maybe this is what Marilyn was missing all
along… a woman! Fans all across America cannot wait to
watch Marilyn fall in love and break hearts along the way!
The Bachelorette airs Tuesdays from 8:00-10:01 p.m. ET on
ABC. THE BACHELORETTE LIVE STREAM INFO: If you have a
valid cable login, you can watch The Bachelorette live on
ABC.com or with the ABC app. Don’t miss this new twist only
on the Bachelorette!
Written By:Kathryn Abbs
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 Sheldon in Shorts!?
Unbelievably, mathematical genius and ultra-geek
Sheldon Cooper is going to enter the lair of the Love
Island villa, in a bid to find romance and scoop up
the $100,000 jackpot! How will the socially inept
Cooper communicate, let alone survive, and
triumph in the ferocious battle of the brawn to win
a fair maiden? The two-shirt clad intellectual has
been warned that baring one’s chest is obligatory
for male contestants, (and not completely frowned
upon for the females either!), along with revealing inner emotions in the quest to win the
hearts of the voting public. Can Sheldon rise to the challenge, will he be able to translate the
‘dummy speak’ language of lesser individuals, or comprehend the social cues, and sexual
innuendos that abound on Love Island? Pour yourself a cocktail, relax and enjoy the sun on the
Island with tonight’s first episode at 8pm on CBS.
Written by Giselle Lowe

Harry Styles adds new Love on Tour date in Bikini Bottom?

Written by: Diana Hernandez
LOVE ON TOUR IS ON FIRE! English singer Harry Styles has
announced a new tour date in Bikini Bottom after allegedly
conversing with superfan SpongeBob SquarePants. The Bikini
Bottom resident flew all the way to catch his favorite singer
perform at Wembley Stadium in London on June 19th. After
the show, SquarePants snuck into Styles' dressing room to beg
for a show in Bikini Bottom. "I LOVE Harry, I had to find a way
to get him to come to Bikini Bottom!" says SquarePants. Mr.
Styles then agreed to an added show in Bikini Bottom. "I just had to add another show
for such a dedicated fan." says Mr. Styles. Harry has now announced via social media
that he will be coming to perform at the Bubble Bowl in Bikini Bottom on Aug 2nd, 2022.
Pre-sale tickets start on June 23rd and on the 24th are available for the general public.
Mr. Styles is thrilled about performing in Bikini Bottom. This will be his first underwater
performance! Perhaps he'll need a helmet for such a performance!

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 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Get Caught!
The hottest couple of 2010 has been caught
dining at Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen in Las
Vegas! Steamy pictures were sent in by an
'anonymous', Gordan Ramsay, source. Pictures
of them holding hands and enjoying what looks
like the newest special at Hell's Kitchen, the Idiot
Sandwich. The latest sandwich contains
Japanese wagyu, heirloom tomatoes, and hot,
hot, hot kisses from Justin! These pictures were
leaked after Ramsay accidentally posted the
couple onto his PUBLIC story rather than his private story containing Adele, Kendall
Jenner, and Mrs. Hailey Bieber herself! Mrs. Bieber's closest friends have confirmed that
Hailey "broke down in tears and threw all of Justin's clothes" out of the window, but it
doesn't end there. Tune in for all the "yummy, yummy" tea on Sunday at 8!
Written by: Khaya Tawatao

All A Show
Written by: Lorena Hernandez
Amber heard has not been seen on the media since her recent court ruling against Johnny
Depp, she was recently spotted in France with former husband Johnny Depp. Looks like the
two really enjoyed putting on a show for the world and are now living a lavish life together
from the media money they earned! Pictures have now been spreading through Instagram
of the two walking into what appears to be their new home they purchased in France. Both
Ms. Heard and Mr. Depp have not faced the media but rumor has it, Johnny Depp has now
posted an Instagram post of himself from 2003 with the title “tbt” ... #piratesofthecarribean
“and all his comments have now been turned off!
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 Wednesday Addams, The new Kardashian?
Wednesday Addams is known for her chaotic family. She was
found tweeting with Kourtney Kardashian last month saying "I
love your new gothic touch, Kourt!" We are thrilled to
announce... They became the best of friends and announced that
they are teaming up with KKW for a new gothic palette that is
coming out this Halloween. They said this will capture the chaos
between their two families, and it will show their love of gothic
culture. They also released a teaser for the rest of the collection
on their Instagram's Sunday morning to get ready to celebrate!
Written by: Mikayla Ewell

CAITLIN JENNER SUING HER DOCTOR

Caitlin Jenner is considering suing the famous doctor who did her reassignment surgery.
Caitlin’s doctor was referred to her by her famous uncle, “Herman Munster”. Dr. Frankenstein
has been the Munster's and Kardashians family plastic surgeon for over 200 years now. Dr.
Frankenstein has replaced more than 500 body parts for the Munster's and Kardashians
combined. Dr. Frankenstein said there was a mix-up in the paperwork, and he was supposed to
make Bruce Jenner look more like Herman Munster, but accidentally grabbed the paperwork
for Morticia Addams. The Kardashians are standing behind Dr. Frankenstein’s work because
they say, this accident may have been a blessing in disguise because Caitlin looks ten times
better as the beautiful and mysterious Morticia Addams, then she would have ever looked like
as Herman Munster.
Written by: Roya Riazi
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