The Keeper's Book of Oddities
In my exploration of the many multiverses, I have seen
various weird things, ranging from the confusing, to the kind
of thing that could drive mortals to madness. Luckily, I am an
aberrant deity, and thus immune to these effects. Either way,
within
Awakened Animal
Occasionally, due to magic, science, or other unknown
reasons, an animal will gain intelligence comparable to a
human. Said animals still don't tend to integrate with
societies, but can occasionally form their own or even join
adventuring crews.
your base movement speed, which you may not use while
Ability Score Increase. Two ability scores of your choice
increase by 2, and one ability score of your choice decreases
by 2. Alternatively, one abiliy score of your choice increases by
2, with no score decreases. If your size is large or bigger, one
of the increased ability scores must be constitution. The
ability scores usually relate to what kind of animal you are(A
cow usually has high strength and constitution, for instance)
times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all
Age: Some animals only live a few years. Others can live to
be 400. It all depends on the species. Sometimes, the magic
that awakened you even extends your lifespan.
environment, you have gained resistance to a damage type
Size: Depending on your species, you may be anywhere from
less than an inch to 100 feet long. Your size is either Tiny,
Small, Medium, Large, Huge, or Gargantuan.
immune to a harsh natural climate that would harm
Speed: Your speed is 30 feet if you are medium or smaller,
40 feet if you are large, 50 feet if you are huge, or 60 feet if
you are gargantuan.
Natural Armor. Whether through tough scales,
Beast: Your creature type is beast.
evasiveness, or blubber, you are better at avoiding attacks.
Languages: You know a language of your choice, if you want
to. You can also speak with animals. If you choose, you may
use your one languge for druidic.
determine your AC if the armor you wear would leave you
Animal Abilities. Choose 3 of the following abilities:
Agility. Your reflexes and agility allow you to move with a
burst of speed. When you move on your turn in combat,
you can double your speed until the end of the tum. Once
you use this trait, you can't use it again until you move 0
feet on one of your turns. You may not take this Ability
with Enhanced Speed.
Amphibious. You can breathe both air and water. You
have a swim speed equal to your movement speed.
Bestial Toughness. Your hit point maximum increases by
1, and it increases by 1 every time you gain a level.
Brutal Strike. When you score a critical hit with a melee
weapon attack, you can roll one of the weapon's damage
dice one additional time and add it to the extra damage of
the critical hit.
Carapace(Costs 2 abilities). You have a carapace thar
gives you a base AC of 17 (your Dexterity modifier doesn't
affect this number). You gain no benefit from wearing
armor, but if you are using a shield, you can apply the
shield's bonus as normal. This ability and this race's flight
ability are mutually exclusive.
Natural Stealth. You have advantage on stealth checks.
Charge: If you move at least 30 feet straight toward a
creature, you can make an unarmed strike against the
creature as a bonus action immediately afterwards.
Climber. You have a climb speed of half your base
movement speed.
Darkvision. you have superior vision in dark and dim
conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you
as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim
light. You can't discern color in darkness, only shades of
gray.
Enhanced Speed(Costs 2 abilities). You have a speed is
120 feet.
Falcon Eyes. You have advantage on perception and
investigation checks.
Flight(Costs 2 abilities). You have a flight speed equal to
wearing heavy or medium armor. In addition, you may
take the Enhanced Speed ability as if it only cost 1 ability.
Hop. As a bonus action, you can jump a number of feet
equal to five times your proficiency bonus, without
provoking opportunity attacks. You can use this trait only
if your speed is greater than 0. You can use it a number of
expended uses when you finish a long rest.
Inherent Resistance. By adapting to your species' native
of your choice. This may not be bludgeoning, piercing,
necrotic, radiant, force, or slashing. In addition, you are
normal people, such as altitude up to 35,000 feet or the
heat of a desert, that relates to the damage type.
When you aren’t wearing armor, your AC is 12 + your
Dexterity modifier. You can use your natural armor to
with a lower AC. A shield’s benefits apply as normal while
you use your natural armor. You may not take both this
ability and Carapace.
Natural Weapon. You have a natural weapon, which you
can use to make unarmed strikes. Choose whether your
natural weapon is heavy or not. If you hit with it, you can
deal damage equal to 1d12 + your Strength or Dexterity
modifier if it is heavy, or 1d8 + your strength or dexterity
modifier if not. You choose the damage type from either
piercing, bludgeoning, or slashing when you take this
natural weapon.
Nimble Escape: You can take the Disengage or Hide
action as a bonus action on each of your turns.
Relentless Endurance. When you are reduced to 0 hit
points but not killed outright, you can drop to 1 hit point
instead. You can't use this feature again until you finish a
long rest.
Tenacious. You have advantage on saving throws against
being frightened, and creatures have disadvantage on
intimidation checks made against you.
Toxic Skin.Any creature that grapples you or otherwise
comes into direct contact with your skin must succeed on
a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or become poisoned
for 1 minute. A poisoned creature no longer in direct
contact with you can repeat the saving throw at the end of
each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success.
Venomous. Your melee attacks deal an additional 1d6
poison damage.
Cleric: DM Domain
Your character worships the powerful entity in existence. It is
a force beyond the Dungeons and Dragons multiverses
known only as the Dungeon Master or DM. Such a being is
something even I know very little about. However, it is said to
control the very cosmos, including me. Those who worship
the DM may seem like normal clerics, but look a bit closer
and you will find they seem to bend the cosmos around them.
Some seem to have integrated the DM into normal faith,
knowing it as the "Luminous Being". Others, however, seem
to have gone mad, claiming all of existence is but a game,
muttering strangely about players, dice, and tabletops.
Reflavoring
If you are in a table where the flavor of this class
would be unfitting, you may choose to reflavor this
class as worshipping an Overdeity or Monotheistic
Deity, and calling it the Omnipotence Domain.
Illogical Spells
Something about your religious beliefs grants you spells of
any discription with seemingly no rhyme or reason as to why.
You gain 1 cantrip, 1 first level spell, 1 second level spell, 1
third level spell, 1 fourth level spell, and 1 fifth level spell from
any class spell list of your choice. At 17th level, you gain the
ability to cast the Wish spell. They count as your domain
spells, with all that intails, and are unlocked at the levels you
would normally get spells of that level.
Bonus Proficiencies
You are proficient with heavy armor, as well as another
weapon, armor, tool, or skill of your choice.
Distort Dice
At 1st level, whatever force is driving the world seems to have
taken a liking to you. Some call this force fate, while
particuarly insane clerics may call it "Plot". Either way, a
If you fail this check, you instead take 6d10
number of times equal to your proficiency bonus per day, you
may reroll a saving throw, attack roll, or ability check, or force
an opponent to reroll a saving throw or attack roll.
Channel Divinity: Monster Manual
At second level, you gain the ability to harness strange text
known only to your deity. When you are fighting a creature,
you may, as an action, expend a use of your channel divinity to
invoke a book of monsters. You use one action from a
monster of your choice's statblock. This may not be an action
with a limited amount of uses per day, and the save DC and
attack rolls are the same is as if the monster was using the
action themself.
Metaknowlege
At 6th level, you gain abstract divine knowlege. As a free
action, you may make a religion check using your wisdom
modifier to determine special information about a creature
that is within 60 feet of you. The DC of this check is equal to
25 - ((your Cleric level/2) + your proficiency bonus) to learn
one of the following facts about a monster:
Its AC, creature
Any vulnerabilies, resistances, and immunities it has.
A trait, action, or lgendary action of your choice it has
access to, and the exact damage it deals or replenishes.
Whether it is legendary, mythic, both, or none of the
above.
Plot Armor
At 8th level, your deity has decided that they really want you
to survive. You have advantage on death saving throws. At
13th level, you may add your proficiency bonus to death
saving throws as well.
Deus Ex Machina
At 17th level, you have gained the ability to harness your DMs
more powerful tactics. As an action, you may make a
persuasion check with a DC equal to that of your
metaknowlege check, inducing one of the following results on
a success.
Rocks fall, everyone dies. Each creature of your choice
within a 120 foot radius of you takes 20d6 magical
bludgeoning damage.
Bolt of convenient wrath: A creature of your choice takes
100d4 unresistable typeless damage. If they are legendary,
they instead take 50d4 unresistable typeless damage.
Roll Fudging. Each creature of your choice within 120
foot radius may replace a d20 roll with a natural 20 the
next time they roll a d20 for any reason.
Convenient Heal. A number of creatures equal to or less
than your proficiency bonus of your choice are fully
healed.
psychic damage. Either way, you may not use this ability
again until you finish a long rest.
New Spells Random Blast
The spells in this book are either peculiar in terms of effect, 5th level evocation

or are a result of a slight spelling error in a more popular Casting Time: 1 action

spell. Range: 120 feet

Components: V, S

Reality Swap
Duration: Instantaneous

5th-level conjuration (Ritual)

You call upon some of the most chaotic magics in the entire
Casting Time: 1 action
multiverse. You immediately cast a random spell generated
Range: Touch
on the table below as part of the action It has no additional . It
Components: V, S
is identical to casting it with the mimimum spell slot, but its
You touch a creature next to you, who must succeed on a range is replaced with the range of this spell.

constitution saving throw or be swapped with its alternate At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell with a higher-
universe counterpart. A creature may willingly fail this saving levelled spell slot, you get a +2 to the roll per additional level
throw, and a PC automatically passes this saving throw of spell slot consumed.
unless they choose to fail. The alternate counterpart is
confused, as if by the confusion spell, for their next turn. The d20 Spell
alternate counterpart is the same, except for changes rolled 1 Firebolt
on this table or chosen by the DM. 2 Eldritch Blast
d6 Alignment d6 Memories 3 Chaos Bolt
1 Identical 1 Identical 4 Chromatic Orb
2 Same, but Lawful 2 Mostly Identicaal 5 Melf's Acid Arrow
3 Same, but Chaotic 3 Fairly Similar 6 Snilock's Snowball Storm
4 Same, but good 4 Fairly Different 7 Fireball
5 Same, but evil 5 Mostly Different 8 Erupting Earth
6 Opposite 6 Completely different 9 Vitriolic Sphere
d4 Gender d4 Species 10 Raulothim's Psychic Lance
1 Identical 1 Identical 11 Synaptic Static
2 Male 2 Similar(Example: 12 Negative Energy Flood
Human to Dwarf or elf) 13 Chain Lightning
3 Female
3 Different(Example: 14 Disintigrate
4 Genderless
Human to Dragonborn)
15 Finger of Death
4 Very Different(Example:
Human to Thri-Keen or 16 Fire Storm
Plasmoid) 17 Sunburst
18 Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting
Healing Worm 19 Time Ravage
1st level conjuration
Casting Time: 1 bonus action

Range: 60 feet.
20 Meteor Swarm
Components: V

Duration: 1 minute
Power Word: Hill
A small worm appears on a creature of your choice that you 9th level Transmutation

can see within range. That creature is immmediately healed Casting Time: 1 action

by 1, and heals by 1 at the start of each turn for the duration, Range: 500 feet

after which the worm vanishes. You may have a number of Components: V

worms summoned in this way equal to your proficiency
bonus, and a creature with multiple worms on them heals by
1 per worm.
You utter a word of power to compell a creature to die. It
doesn't work, and instead compells the ground beneath you
to erupt into a 500 foot tall, 500 foot wide hill. Each creature
of your choice in the area must make a strength saving throw
or slide off the hill or until they hit an obstacle. Buildings in
the area are damaged, but raised up onto the hill.