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“IF MR. BEAST’S SQUID GAME

WAS LIKE THE SHOW”
Directed, Produced and Screenplay by Uzziah
INSERT VIDEO:

We see 456 subscribers behind Mr. Beast who is

wearing a Front Man costume and Karl, Chris and
Chandler wearing guard costumes. In the background, a
gangster named Jang Deok-su fights with Kang Sae-
byeok and Seong Gi-hun steps up to stop the fight.

MR. BEAST
Today, I made 456 subscribers compete in a series of
childhood games. There is only 1 winner, and this
giant piggy bank is empty but whenever someone gets
eliminated, we add 1 million to that piggy bank. And
when you lose… You die.

EDIT: YOU DIE CAPS TEXT

ANGLE: PLAYERS

SEONG GI-HUN
You’re joking right?

ANGLE: STAGE

MR. BEAST
I am 100% serious.

EDIT: SERIOUS
 KARL
J-Jimmy…

Karl accidentally takes off his mask.

KARL (CONT’D)
We thought you were kidding.

Mr. Beast shoots Karl, all players gasp.

SFX: GUN SHOT THEN GASP

CHANDLER
Jesus Christ! Jimmy!

MR. BEAST
Remember, taking of your mask, is against the rules.

CHRIS
You killed Karl!

MR. BEAST
(to Chris) Yeah, I did. (faces forward) And if you
thought that was crazy, you wait until the end cause
things get even crazier.

CHO SANG-WOO
Why d-
 MR. BEAST
No more questions

KANG SAE-BYEOK
I ha-

MR. BEAST
I said no more questions.

JANG DEOK-SU
Well, I have one.

MR. BEAST
Bruh.

CLIP CUT:

EDIT: A FEW HOURS BEFORE

Mr. Beast pre-recorded footage convincing Karl, Chris

and Chandler to join. First, Mr. Beast shows three
real Glock 18s.

MR. BEAST
(to Karl, Chris and Chandler) These are fake guns.
And if you join me, I’ll give you each $100. And why
I am dressed in black and you guys are dressed in
pink, it’s what the Front Man wears so I get the
Front Man mask and Karl you get the triangle guard
mask, And Chandler, you get the circle guard mask and
Chris, you get the square guard mask. (puts mask) Ok,
all set.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
The first game is Red Light Green Light. The rules of
this game is when the doll says Green light you
proceed running, but when it shouts Red Light you
stop. You have five minutes to get to the finish
line, starting now.

YOUNG-HEE DOLL
Green light!

All players run.

YOUNG-HEE DOLL (CONT’D)

Red light.

Tons of people die.

EDIT: TIMELAPSE OF CLIPS OF PEOPLE IN GAME DYING AND

PASSING
ANGLE: BEHIND PLAYERS

What was on the timelapse:

YOUNG-HEE DOLL
 Green light!

People get shot and Oh Yeong-uk grabs on to Seong Gi-

hun

OH YEONG-UK
Please! I don’t want to die!

SEONG GI-HUN
No. Get off me.

YOUNG-HEE DOLL
Red light.

Oh Yeong-uk gets shot.

YOUNG-HEE DOLL
Green light! … Red light.

KANG SAE-BYEOK
Hey, it’s me.

JANG DEOK-SU
Who are you!

KANG SAE-BYEOK
The girl you picked on. (outsmarts Jang Deok-su)
 YOUNG-HEE DOLL
Green light! … Red light.

A player named Ali Abdul saves Seong Gi-hun’s life.

MR. BEAST
So, congrats to the people who passed in five
minutes. Watching that was kinda worth it.

All players passed cheer.

Players 324, 250, 306, 133, 455 and Oh Yeong-uk and
more players, fail and die.

MR. BEAST (CONT’D)

So far, Players 324, 250, 306, 133, 455, 118 and many
dumb and profoundly idiotic players died. Next game
in a couple of seconds.

CLIP CUT:

Mr. Beast goes to the same lobby where the players

get ready.

MR. BEAST
Congrats players on making it to the first challenge.

HAN MI-NYEO
No! Let me go! I have a child to name!
 MR. BEAST
Ok. So if you will stop playing or keep playing, you
vote. Since we do not have any voting system, raise
your hand. So raise your hand to stop playing.

Han Mi-nyeo raises her hand

MR. BEAST
Now raise your hand if you want to keep playing.

The rest 200 players raise their hands.

HAN MI-NYEO
Uh. You guys are troublemakers.

MR. BEAST
Whatever, Karen 212.

HAN MI-NYEO
My name is not Karen, it’s Mi-nyeo.

MR. BEAST
Whatever, just move on to the next game.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST (CONT’D)

So here is the next game Dalgona Cookies. Well
Dalgona Cookies, Sugar Honeycomb or Squid Sugar.
Whatever you wanna feel like calling it. Chandler why
don’t you explain the rules?

CHANDLER
So, you uh, I don’t know.

MR. BEAST
Dude, you haven’t watched the show yet?

CHANDLER
Yeah.

MR. BEAST
Fine. So you have a shape of a Mr. Beast logo on your
cookie. You have five minutes to carve it out now.

EDIT: ANOTHER TIMELAPSE OF PEOPLE PASSING AND FAILING

Park Ju-un and Players 209 and 061 get shot and Han
Mi-nyeo saves Jang Deok-su by making him cheat by
using a lighter that she snuck.

MR. BEAST
Players 369, 209 and 061 have got shot and a few
people have passed and these remaining players with
me, have 15 seconds.

CHANDLER
Sorry guys, he forced us to do so.
 MR. BEAST
Quiet!

CHRIS
Yeah, were not working with him anymore. (to
Chandler) Hey, what if we join the Dream SMP like
Karl?

CHANDLER
Ok, sure.

MR. BEAST
(looks at them and faces forward) I don’t care. You
guys aren’t serious

EDIT: 5 SECONDS LATER SPONGEBOB

CHANDLER
No, ten seconds!

MR. BEAST
You got ten seconds. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and
1. Time is up! (to Guards) Guards! Shoot them!

All guards shoot them but, No Sang-hun, who is also

an unsuccessful player, does something unexpected. No
Sang-hun tries to choke a guard.

NO SANG-HUN
(chokes Guard) Why in the show, they get easy shapes
and we all get stupid Mr. Beast logos.

MR. BEAST
(shoots No Sang-Hun)
Player 119 is the one that is stupid.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
So all players are hungry so I’ll serve them chicken
nuggets and a soda from McDonalds.

Mr. Beast serves the players, and all players eat.

MR. BEAST (CONT’D)

(to Players) Now this is a game you will play tonight
called, Survive the Night. You must eliminate other
players yourselves to increase the prize money. The
first kill increases 2 million and the rest is 1
million.

EDIT: A FEW HOURS LATER SPONGEBOB

Jang Deok-Su starts the fight and eliminates all

players himself and got his gang members, Han Mi-nyeo
and Players 278, 303 and 040 to help and Byeong-gi
who is also part of the gang got some other guards to
help him escape and cheat.

CLIP CUT:
 MR. BEAST
Okay, I see Player 111 cheating with the guards so I
will manage to eliminate him from behind and to stop
the game because it has already been 2 minutes
already.

Mr. Beast knows where everything is, so he sneaks

behind Byeong-gi and shoots him.

EDIT: ROBLOX OOF

MR. BEAST (CONT’D)

Now to stop the game.

CLIP CUT:

A guard shoots the ceiling as a signal that the game

has been stopped.

MR. BEAST
Players, you have finished the game, it is just a
game for fun. And I should give credits to these
thugs for starting it and plus, congrats to those who
survived.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
So now this is the tug of war game. You see all these
players formed to teams of 10 so Chris here has a box
of even numbers and Chandler has a box of odd numbers
so Chris draw to the box. Team 4! VS… Team 1!

Seong Gi-Hun’s team (good team) includes:

456 – Seong Gi-Hun
218 – Cho Sang-Woo
067 – Kang Sae-Byeok
199 – Ali Abdul
001 – Oh Il-nam
240 – Ji-yeong
Player 276
Player 196
Player 244
212 - Han Mi-Nyeo (even though she is a bad guy she
forced Gi-Hun to make her join because of Deok-su
kicking her out)

EDIT: 5X SPEED TIMELAPSE

What happens in this timelapse:

Han Mi-Nyeo is not in Jang Deok-Su’s team because he

needs only men.

JANG DEOK-SU
Pull! Pull!

Girls team screams and luckily Han Mi-Nyeo is not in

that team.
 MR. BEAST
Okay team 1, go to the lobby. (sees Chris picking a
number) Now it is. Team 2! And… Team 5!

Team 5 wins.

MR BEAST (CONT’D)
Team 5, Go to the lobby now. Now it is team 6 vs team
3!

Seong Gi-Hun’s team vs Team 3. Gi-Hun’s team wins.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Now, I am going to serve them water.

EDIT: A FEW MOMENTS LATER

PLAYER 271
No! You five cut the line!

JANG DEOK-SU
You muddyface! You share with us! (smashes glass
bottle until Player 271 dies)

MR. BEAST
Now we are going to add 1 million to that piggy bank.
 CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Ok, this next game is Marbles. You must guess if your
partner has odd or even and your partner will be your
friend, so your partner is the one you have been
talking to the most. And Player 212 is with me here
because she does not have a partner so I will let her
skip.

HAN MI-NYEO
Yay!

CLIP CUT:
EDIT: CHANDLER CAM

CHANDLER
So I’m spectating 240 and 067

JI-YEONG
Near the wall.

KANG SAE-BYEOK
Ok.

Kang Sae-byeok rolls her marble which was close to

the wall. And Ji-yeong drops hers and Chandler shoots
her feeling bad.
 CLIP CUT:

EDIT: CHRIS CAM

CHRIS
Right now, I am spectating Players 101 and 278.

JANG DEOK-SU
(to Player 278) Ok, so we throw a marble to a hole
and first in the hole wins.

PLAYER 278
Okay. (rolls a marble) Uh. It did not go in.

JANG DEOK-SU
Yes! Your marble hit mine and mine went in! Ha-ha!
Nice knowing you, butthole!

PLAYER 278
Oh, my god! You’re a bad person! I wish I had never
joined you!

JANG DEOK-SU
Ha-ha! Well, you should have thought about that!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Player 278 gets shot by Chris and Chris feels the

same thing like Chandler.
EDIT: ROBLOX OOF THEN PLAYING SNOOP DOGG MEME MUSIC

CLIP CUT:

EDIT: MR. BEAST CAM

MR. BEAST
Now I am spectating Players 218 and 199.

CHO SANG-WOO
Even or Odd?

ALI ABDUL
Even or Odd, what’s that?

CHO SANG-WOO
So, Odd is 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 and even is 2, 4, 6, 8
and 10.

ALI ABDUL
Ok. So, my guess is odd.

Cho Sang-woo opens his hand and reveals an odd number

of marbles

ALI ABDUL (CONT’D)

Yes! I won!
 CHO SANG-WOO
(fake crying) No! Ali please!

ALI ABDUL
Ok fine. I’ll give all.

Mr. Beast saw everything and thinks Cho Sang-Woo is

an absolute genius.

MR. BEAST
(to Cho Sang-Woo) Man, that’s smart! Go to the lobby.
(to Ali Abdul) And for you… Eliminated. (shoots Ali
Abdul)

CLIP CUT:

Mr. Beast, Chris and Chandler go spectate Seong Gi-

Hun and Oh Il-nam.

MR. BEAST
Now we three are spectating Player 456 and 001.

OH IL-NAM
No. I don’t want to play. (to Seong Gi-Hun) Ok. Take
all my marbles. (embraces Seong Gi-Hun) It’s okay.

Seong Gi-Hun cries as he leaves for the lobby.

MR. BEAST
 So player 001 needs to be dead, but no. He is the
luckiest player in this game. Not because I gave him
luck because he is an elderly man. It is because of
what he is wearing. He is wearing some Player 001
clothes and if he is Player 001, he does not get
killed so I am going to need Chandler to volunteer on
taking him to the emergency exit.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Alright, so I’m at the lobby now and Player 069 hung
himself here. (to Chris, Chandler and Guards) Chris
and Chandler, mind your own business and Guards, use
Player 069 for target practice.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Alright, so I’m out in the island where the games are
and why I am here it is because a cop is finding me
and I think he has GPS.

HWANG JUN-HO
Freeze. Put your hands up.

MR. BEAST
Why, who are you?

HWANG JUN-HO
Came here, to stop you.
 MR. BEAST
Nope. (shoots Hwang Jun-ho into the water)

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Ok so we have VIPS to spectate.

ALL VIPS
Hi!

MR. BEAST
And these six VIPS are the six luckiest subscribers.
And for those who cannot see them, it is because one
of them is wearing a lion mask, one is wearing a
buffalo mask, one wearing a deer mask, one wearing a
panther mask, one wearing an eagle mask and one
wearing a bear mask. And they are spectating only in
this jungle room.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
Ok so this next game is Glass Stepping-Stones. So
here is a bridge with 20 glass panels. 10 of them are
breakable glass of step on them and ten of them are
tempered glass and the tempered glass could hold two
people. Time begins now and if the time ends all
glass panels explode.
 PLAYER 092
(scared) Oh god! (steps on tempered glass) Yes! I’m
surviving!

PLAYER 308
That’s great! Do it one after the other.

PLAYER 092
Okay. (steps on breakable glass and falls)
Ahhhhhhhhh! (hits the ground and dies)

ANGLE: SECOND PLATFORM

MR. BEAST
Oh god. Player 092 died at the second panels what a
scaredy cat.

PLAYER 062
Ok, so according to my scientific calculations, I
will pass and clutch it for everybody in Vaupaye
mode. So according to Quackity’s 420th law of
Minecoins, if I do not guess correctly, I will die.
So I will divide 3 Epicfaces to 1 explosive diarrhoea
and find out that Trump who is located at the right
side of KFC is originally an elephant. So, after
putting my fish up the elevator, I have concluded
that Vaupaye will do Roblox at 400K = the correct
panels.

Player 062 runs and accidentally steps on the

incorrect panel.
 MR. BEAST
Oh! Number 062 died! I bet his calculations are
wrong!

PLAYER 021
Um, maam can you help me recall where he went?

PLAYER 453
Oh, I don’t remember I think it is left then right.

PLAYER 021
Ok, thank you. (falls and dies)

EDIT: SAD AIRHORN MUSIC

MR. BEAST
Oh! Player 453 tried to help and messed up. (laughs)

PLAYER 244
(praying) Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be
Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth
as it is in heaven. (continues praying)

PLAYER 151
God, I need this dude to stop praying. (pushes Player
244)

PLAYER 244
(falling) Ahhhhh! (dies)
 MR. BEAST
Oh my god, he died when he is praying.

JANG DEOK-SU
I need someone to go first!

HAN MI-NYEO
I’ll go. (steps to Jang Deok-su’s panel and grabs him
by the waist)

JANG DEOK-SU
Oh god! (angrily) Get your hands of me now! I’ll go
first, ok?

HAN MI-NYEO
Huh! No! You betrayed me, and now you are going to
die… Idiot. (falls to breakable glass panel holding
Jang Deok-su)

JANG DEOK-SU
Noooooo! (falling and dies)

MR. BEAST
Wow. What a poetic ending for those two.

PLAYER 017
Wait. I know how to tell the difference, but I can’t
see it.
 CHO SANG-WOO
Well, you can’t choose? (waiting) Fine then I’ll
choose. (pushes Player 017)

Kang Sae-Byeok, Seong Gi-Hun and Cho Sang-woo passed.

All the glass panels explode and Kang Sae-byeok gets
hit by a lot of shards.

CLIP CUT:

MR. BEAST
We need two people. (Makes Cho Sang-woo choke Kang
Sae-byeok and increases the prize money) We’ll be
right back.

EDIT: PLEASE STAND BY

MR. BEAST
So, here we have 218 and 456 dressed in fancy suits
for this game but first, they will eat steak and they
will keep their steak knives for the game.

EDIT: ROBOT ROCK FROM DAFT PUNK PLAYS

CLIP CUT:

The VIPs are sitting on a bench to watch this game

while Chandler and Chris are watching on both sides.
 MR. BEAST
So this is the final game. This is a 1v1 and it is
456 vs 218. And we don’t know how to play it, so we
are playing it freestyle and it must be in the court.

CHO SANG-WOO
Gi-hun! I must confess; I need that money!

SEONG GI-HUN
Sang-woo, Sang-woo, Sang-woo. You may be my childhood
friend and I remember your mom saying respect your
parents, but she never said, respect your friends.
(stabs Cho Sang-woo)

The VIPs applaud and Chandler and Chris walk toward

Seong Gi-hun.

MR. BEAST
Congratulations 456, you just won 45.6 billion
dollars! Anyways, was this fun, boys?

CHANDLER AND CHRIS

No!

MR. BEAST
But I thought you were at my side. Anyways, I’ll deal
with it later. So, if you want to see more of these,
then I will bring in 456 more of my subscribers. And
if you want to join then just like and subscribe.

CHO SANG-WOO
 (struggling grunting)

MR. BEAST
(continuously shoots Cho Sang-woo until he dies)
Haha. (faces forward) Goodbye.

Chandler and Chris shoot Mr. Beast and VIPs go and

run for the exit.

VIDEO OUT:

“THE END”