THE RULES
Set Up
Lay both the Yellow and White cards face down
in respective piles.
Each player draws one White card per day
Creation (7 cards).
The Play
The person who most recently has gone to
Confession begins as The Judge. If no one can
remember the last time they confessed, take a
moment, and do that immediately. The Judge
draws a Yellow card, reads it aloud, and lays it
face-up for all players to see. All other players
then answer the prompt by playing a White card
from their hand, laying it face down as if it were in
true worship of the Yellow card.
The Judge picks up all played White cards, does
a quick shuffle, and reads each one aloud. For
full effect, The Judge should re-read the Yellow
card along with each answer. The Judge then
picks the card they find the funniest, most
theologically accurate, or based on their feelings
as the winning card. Whoever played the winning
card takes the Yellow card as their victory point.
The round is over. A new player then becomes
The Judge and everyone draws back up to 7
cards.
Winning
The winner is whoever has the most Yellow cards
at the end of the game. We suggest playing to 7,
but you have free will; do whatever you want, lest
it cause you to sin.
God’s House Rules
The Uncharitable
The game is played as normal, however, if
someone forgets to draw back up to 7 White
cards at the end of a round, they are only allowed
to draw back to the number of cards they now
have in their hand for the duration of the game.
Judgement Day
Rather than one person being The Judge,
everyone votes for their favorite White card per
round. Majority of votes determines the winner.
Not Conforming to Creation
Rather than seven White cards, players play with
ten White cards (or however many you so
desire.)
The Lost Sheep
In addition to everyone playing a White card, a
random card from the top of the White deck is
added to the pile, representing the game itself as
a player. If the game gets more Yellow cards
before a real person, great shame will come upon
you.
Condemnation
In addition to the best card being chosen as the
winner, the least favorite card is also chosen and
that player must skip the next round of play.
Have your own house rule that you play? Share it
with us and we may share it with all other
players.
The Protestant Being married with Using a big rock Not focusing
Reformation. 11 kids. altar on retreat. during a Rosary.

Standing during Daily Mass at CatholicMatch® Jim Caviezel.

the Palm Sunday 6:30 am.
Gospel reading.

Making sure Leaving Mass early Henry the Eighth’s Walking on water.
everyone knows to watch the wives.
about the Cross I football game.
bear.

Cutting off the Flipping tables. The Last Supper. Pagans.

guard’s ear.

Sitting in the back Blaming Eve. Whispering Offering it up.

of the Church. “sinner” at people
on the street.
Being the only Holding hands with Jesuits. Avoiding the sick
person in the choir my crush during during the sign of
under 65. the Lord’s prayer. peace.

Sitting for the The choir director Avoiding eye Crying kids in
“few” announce- who loves the contact with the Church.
ments. sound of their own person with the
voice. collection basket.

Too much holy Loudly dropping Accidentally licking Craving Church

water on my the pew. the priest’s thumb. wine.
fingers.

The Second Vatican The fast dinner Floating during Going on a mission
Council. blessing. prayer. trip.

Tithing less than The attractive The Big Bang Catholic School.
10%. seminarian. Theory.
The March for Life. Deus Vult! Chewing gum The golden calf.
before Mass.

Falling asleep in Passover. Natural Family Rameses.

the Chapel. Planning.

The Resurrection. Needing a bigger John 3:16. A short penance.

cell phone family
plan.

The Summa Waking up at 5 am Leaving room for A church with a

Theologica. to pray. the Holy Spirit. broken air
conditioner.

Life Teen. Causing scandal to Scott Hahn. Jason and

pious ears. Crystalina Evert.
A homily that goes An overcrowded Philip Rivers. Showing up to
on forever. Chapel. Mass after the first
reading.

Scouting the Dipping out after The woman who People who pray
Church before I sit. Communion. sings loudly out of two words ahead
key. of everyone else.

Pronouncing Christmas and Knowing all the Thinking Harry

names wrong in Easter Catholics. lines of The Lord of Potter is the devil.
the Prayers of the the Rings movies.
Faithful.

Donut Sunday. Fish fries in the Mom groups. Creationism.

basement.

The Burning Bush. Catholic memes. Abstinence. Gluten free

Communion.
Giving up Showing off my Mass lasting longer Being named John
chocolate for Lent. new prayer than an hour. Paul along with
journal. every other boy in
the class.

Stealing Grandma’s A blinged out Peach fuzz. Wearing so many

Magnificat. consecration miraculous medals
bracelet. it causes a
headache.

Invoking Catholic school Jean skirts. High water pants.

St. Anthony every uniforms.
morning to find the
keys.

Socks with Reading the Song John Paul the Great Knowing all the
Birkenstocks. of Solomon with Catholic University. words of Silly Songs
my parents. with Larry.

Adventures in Praying in tongues. A homeschool Trying to explain

Odyssey. conference. the Trinity.
Being obsessed Naming my grill Forgetting it’s Having the goal of
with babies. St. Lawrence. Friday right after martyrdom.
the first bite of the
burger.

Being jealous of Drinking beer. Eating bacon. Being trapped in

those that know the belly of a
more Bible verses. whale.

Daniel in the lion’s Identifying too A mom who prays Thomas Aquinas’
den. closely to young to St. Jude for her haircut.
St. Augustine. child.

Being afraid of Punching heretics. The altar boy who My creepy

snakes. can’t stay awake. Godfather.

Wondering where Having a day as Lazarus. Suffocating from

dinosaurs fit in bad as Tobit’s. the incense.
with the Creation
story.
Not knowing if I Saying hi to Jesus Being too of the Not wanting to be
should hug during for a friend. world. a lamb around
the sign of peace. Passover.

Not dating within Fearing the Jews. A glow in the dark Liturgical dancing.
the youth group. Rosary.

Raking in cash for Living in Trying to stay in The cry room at

Confirmation. Community. the state of grace Church.
in the parking lot.

The kid that stares Still saying “and Breathing on my Minivan envy.
at me in Mass. also with you.” friends.

Being in 6 Listening to Matt Having a minor in Getting my MRS

weddings in one Maher. Catholic Studies. degree.
year.
A rich Franciscan. Christian rap. Pancake An American saint.
breakfasts.

Striving for Bob the tomato. Mark Wahlberg. Praying to the

holiness. saints.

Getting slain by the A private audience The catacombs. The Rapture.

Spirit. with the Pope.

Pope memorabilia. The “Friend Zone.” The statue of The tomb of

David. St. Peter.

Canonization. The King James A chatty cloistered Trying not to stare

Bible. nun. at the Knights of
Columbus feather
hats.
The Good A technicolor coat. A vow of poverty. The sin of Simony.
Samaritan.

Making a public The Crusades. Being the oldest Hunting for a wife.
confession. of 9.

Anthony Hopkins. Exorcism. Chanting during Gregory Peck.

Mass.

The Scarlet and the Smoking a pipe No intervisitation Sacrilege.

Black. with G.K. in college dorms.
Chesterton.

FOCUS Losing count on my An extra long Not getting exactly

missionaries. decade of the confession. what I pray for.
Rosary.
Having 147 prayer The Filet O’Fish™. Invoking St. Joseph Having visions.
cards that I just of Cupertino rather
can’t throw away. than studying.

Naming kids after Josephite marriage. Getting to the The one whom
obscure saints no tomb first. Jesus loved.
one’s ever heard
of.

The Passion of Referencing the Genuflecting at the Accidentally doing

Christ. Catechism. movie theater. the Sign of the
Cross before a
meeting at work.

Adam and Eve’s Seeing the white Taking the Bible Fasting.
wardrobe. smoke. literally.

Wandering in the Wanting more Making cord The Popemobile.

desert. descendants than Rosaries.
stars in the sky.
A Christian fish Praying the wrong Waiting for the Winning a goldfish
tattoo. Glory Be. flower after at the church
finishing the festival.
Novena to St.
Therese.

Weak Church Washing feet with Zacchaeus. The Book of James.

coffee. toe fungus.

Making $5/hr as a Being one flesh. The Boondock The narrow path.
babysitter. Saints.

Salt of the earth. Receiving Last Fishers of men. Perpetual

Rites multiple adoration.
times.

Bishop Robert Carpentry. Holy tax collectors. Mortification.

Barron.
Denial. Purity rings. Moses’ pet quail. A fig tree.

Vacation Bible A friend who only Mr. Tumnus. Seeing Adam

School. prays in Latin. naked for the first
time.

Seeing the The indistinguish- Dying but Having no one to

Transfigured Jesus able Ash miraculously shake hands with
and deciding to Wednesday cross. getting brought at the sign of
build a tent. back to life. peace.

Finding the perfect Cold baptismal A grumpy spiritual Walking the

first communion water. director. Camino.
gown.

A semester in Realizing I left the Rose scented The walls of

Rome. Savior behind in Rosaries. Jericho.
the Temple.
The worm that ate Living under a Transubstantia- The youth.
Jonah’s plant. rock. tion.

Taking full Jesus taking the Gregorian Chant. Confirmation

advantage of Fat wheel. season.
Tuesday.

Flirting in Paul Ryan. Ephesians 5. The Rock of the

Catechism class. Church.

Fr. Mike Schmitz. Relationship HERESY! Driving a Fiat.

milestones in the
Adoration chapel.

Theologians with Being in the state Starting a blog. Plucking my eye

beards. of Grace. out.
Liturgy of the Chalice chippers. Pope Francis. Crushing on the
hours. Youth Minister.

A humongous Living by the motto Sports jerseys at Getting that “ring

scapular. “modest is Mass. by spring.”
hottest.”

A spiffy new Speaking in a Mother Angelica. George Bailey’s

cardigan. Scottish accent wonderful life.
after watching
Braveheart.

Watching the Sweaty hands at Gandalf’s perfectly Not being allowed

Exorcist while the Sign of Peace. shaped eyebrows. to go Trick-or-
babysitting. Treating.

A baby dressed as Skillet. Selling my Little Catholic

the Pope. youngest sibling bookstores.
for a profit.
Descartes. Ugly Church Being a fish during The Prince of
websites. the parting of the Egypt.
Red Sea.

The extraordinary The crown of Skiing with JPII. A Mama’s boy.

form of Mass. creation.

Pope Emeritus The infectious Blessed is She Forgetting the

Benedict XVI. Rosary yawn. brunch. words to the
Apostle’s Creed.

The first Lord’s day Getting food Being holier than Kneeling to recieve
dinner with future poisoning after a thou. communion
in-laws. seder meal. making everyone
else feel inferior.

Inappropriate An energetic The flirt to convert Being first in line

applause during church band. movement. to board Noah’s
Mass. Ark.
Thinking Brother Val Kilmer as God. Losing a WWJD Ripping the
Sun, Sister Moon bracelet and technicolor coat.
was a good movie. knowing that Jesus
wouldn’t have
done that.

Wanting the Dropping the Host. Not knowing the The Charismatic
birthright of the words of Praise Renewal.
firstborn. and Worship songs.

Telling personal The visiting priest Purgatory Praying the

Jesus stories. that barely speaks shortening Chaplet because
English. engagements. it’s shorter than a
Rosary.

Being allergic to Tripping while The sacrificial Me.

incense. bringing up the giving talk during a
gifts. homily.

Arguing about Wanting the Forgetting about Pope Peter’s

when the 12 days stigmata, but not the Novena on day pinnacle papacy.
of Christmas really. 4.
actually occur.
A lazy sacristan. Braided hair. Feeling holy with a Not being an
Bible app on my animal person at
phone. the parish pet
blessing.

Literally having a A camel trying to Casually having a A super modest

log in my eye. fit through the eye wall of crucifixes as wedding dress.
of the needle. decoration.

Leaving my mother A walking Rosary. Living on a Stay at home dads.

and father and missionary budget.
clinging to my wife.

Seeing a saint Having too many Marian Praying for a

statue in the Nativity sets. consecration. future spouse.
neighbor’s yard.

A thumbs up from An incorruptible Being devoured by Not drinking the

St. Catherine of pinky toe. lions. wine because of
Siena. germs.
Not being able to St. Valentine’s Getting my foot A prayer bouquet.
hear the Sermon bitter attitude caught under the
on the Mount. towards Hallmark. kneeler.

The Tower of Putting blood on Baby Moses Mother’s Day.

Babel. the door because I floating down the
am an Original Nile.
Israelite.

Sheep locators for Naming twins Cain The three wise The donkey
all those lost and Abel and men getting into a wondering what on
sheep. wondering how it scuffle. earth is happening
will turn out. in his manger.

Shaking the dust Knowing the A Church The passive-

off my feet. newlyweds are no coordinator that aggresive Church
longer virgins. rules with an iron lady.
fist.

Meeting the Dropping out of A poorly made Secretly loving

mother of the seminary. Christian movie. trashy TV.
woman of my
dreams.
Praying for an ex. Beautiful European Theology on Tap. Looking like an old
churches. baseball mitt.

A nun who gives Voting for a Eating a slice of Getting a new

massages. third-party. humble pie after Bible.
reading the life of
any saint.

The Church being A silent retreat. Consummation. Sunday School.

represented
accurately in the
news.

Friar Tuck. Seeing a dove in The Cardinal who is A Mass themed tie
Rome. yearning to be for Dad.
Pope.

Adding a new icon The Byzantine Rite. A dating fast. Bringing a sword to
to the collection. the earth.
Constantly being Knowing the sign Refusing to Mistakenly asking
pregnant. language of Jesus sacrifice to pagan a seminarian for
Loves Me. gods. confession.

Saying yes to the Ending emails with Abrahams facial The Sex Talk.
habit. a Latin sign-off. reaction learning
he has to
circumcise himself.

Circumcision. Superhero movies. Isaac bargaining Blaring trumpets.

with Abraham to
sacrifice other
things.

Providing and Getting married at Living at my An ATM at the back

protecting. 21. parent’s house of the church.
until marriage.

Preparing for the Not having extra Gloooooooooooooo Striving to convert

flood. cash for the second ooooooria. the Protestant
collection. evangelists at the
door.
“Love is patient, Doubting Thomas Catholics are tired What priests really
love is kind, love is wished he was of talking about want to talk about
_________.” known for _________. ________ with in their homilies.
non-Catholics.

PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT

Jesus performed Jesus would never Mel Gibson’s I would be the

the miracle of be caught ________. newest movie is Patron Saint of
________ but it was titled: “________”. ________.
never recorded.

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Lord, give me “And they’ll know Other things The topic of the
purity, just not we are Christians Abraham could next Papal
________. by our ________”. have sacrified. Encyclical.

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If I started an An EWTN Original Priests think about The pope is writing

order, it would Series: ________. _________ in their about ________ right
focus on ________. free time. now.

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What should I give Michelangelo’s Every Catholic girl’s My old, Catholic

up for Lent? newest painting is dream. grandma is known
titled ________. for ________.

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A lesser-known The next Council When Jesus comes What is CS Lewis’
Bible story is about will be in response again, he will talk next book about?
________. to ________. about ________ first.

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David’s secret On the 8th day, Another reason Catechsism #2866

weapon to defeat God created _______. Saul was knocked talks about ________.
Goliath was ________. off his horse on his
way to Damascus.

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The Youth Minister Martin Luther just The New You’ll find this in
has a tattoo of couldn’t wrap his Evangelization’s Heaven.
________. head around ______. greatest tool is
________.

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A Catholic’s secret I’m a bad Catholic The real reason for Catholic
guilty pleasure. because of ________. the Orthodox millennials are
schism. known for ________.

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The newest hit You know you’re Being Catholic is What is talked
hymn to hit the Catholic when you the best because of about at the pub?
Church is called love talking about ________.
________. ________.

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_______, the number Youth Ministers What Catholics are I will be canonized
one reason for love talking about most known for to for ________.
staying chaste. ________. non-Catholics.

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Records of ________ Jesus specialized in The newest The stained glass

are found in the ________ before his Catholic podcast window in the back
Secret Vatican public ministry. talks entirely of church is about
Archives. about _________. ________.

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Seminarians talk ________, a near ________ keeps me There will be

about ________ after occassion of sin. from prayer. ________ in eternity.
class.

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We were taught I would like ________ The 11th The hills are alive
about ________ in for Christmas. commandment is with the sound of
Religious Ed as about ________. ________.
kids.

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A denied Gospel Lord, I need ________. ________ led me to Things Jesus never
spoke about _______. ________. spoke about.

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The Easter Vigil I saw visions of Saints pray for I hope my tithe
Mass is so long ________ after _______. people who goes to providing
because of ________. struggle with ________ to the
________. Church.

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Contemplating The best A nun’s favorite The 11th plague:

________ takes up a pilgrimages offer thing about her ________.
lot of my prayer ________ to its order is ________.
time. pilgrims.

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St. Nicholas NET Ministries uses The next shrine Ain’t no party like a
brought ________ to ________ to liven up will be built for Catholic party
kids for Christmas their retreats. ________. because a Catholic
for the first time. party has ________.

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________: the hit What did I bring ________ helps Parish Next, on Catholic
Catholic musical. back from Rome? priests relax. radio, we will be
talking about ______.

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I am guilty of ______. In his youth, St. I got seven deadly Mea Culpa, Father,
Augustine sins but ________ I couldn’t make it
struggled with ain’t one. to Mass because of
________. ________.

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