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The Monster in The Mirror
The Monster in The Mirror
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A musical
Draft 17
31 Dec 2020
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CAST OF CHARACTERS
HALEY: Aaron's ex
A school canteen.
VOICE
(V.O.)
She looks so good. How does she
look like that. Of course, she's
rich. And popular. She looks so
happy with Aaron. Stop scrolling.
I should go study. Why can’t I be
born rich like her. I should stop
thinking like that. Stop
scrolling. I'm never going to have
that. Who wants to be with me. I'm
going to be alone forever. Stop
scrolling. I’m tired, I want to go
home...
AARON
Oops sorry, I’m so sorry. Are you
okay?
JANE
(stricken)
Oh, it’s you.
AARON
You okay? Sorry, did I hit you in
the head or something?
VOICE
Did Aaron just ... hit on me?
JANE
You didn’t hit me on my head, but
I think you just hit on me.
AARON
(chuckling)
Er...
VOICE
Did I just flirt with him?
Hayley’s his girlfriend!
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JANE
Tsk, tsk, you got a girlfriend,
you know?
AARON
Yes... yes, I do.
VOICE
Did they hear what I said?
AARON
Right. Anyway, you’re in 4E right?
VOICE
Yes, the worst class.
AARON
I can’t believe I never said hi to
you before. I’m Aaron.
JANE
I know.
VOICE
That was really creepy.
AARON
... And you are?
VOICE
Don’t be creepy, don’t be creepy,
don’t be creepy.
JANE
I’m creepy - Argh - I’m Jane.
AARON
Cool, nice to finally meet ya,
Jane.
HAYLEY
Hey babe.
AARON
Hey Hayley. (To Jane) Right, I’ll
see you around, okay?
VOICE
Why is Hayley looking at me like
that?
TECK
I can’t believe you just talked to
Aaron! What did you say?
JANE
Nothing much, just said hi.
Cracked a stupid joke.
TECK
Wait, were you flirting with him?
JANE
What, no!
TECK
You better not let Hayley see you
talking to him. She got 30k
followers and she thinks she’s
better than everyone already. Got
brands sponsor so what, I mean ...
Teck keeps talking but the sound of his voice fades out.
Jane is in her own world.
VOICE
(oppressive)
I shouldn’t have said that, I
shouldn’t have said that. Are they
talking about me? He’s going to
tell Hayley what I said and she’s
going to think I’m an idiot. And
then she’ll tell her whole class.
And then they will tell the whole
school. I should have just shut
up. I want to go home. I want to
be alone -
TECK
Oi! You listening? Your brain in
outer space is it?
JANE
(Alien noises)
TECK
(laughing)
You damn weird.
TECK
Yeah, anyway as I was saying. This
whole influencer thing is so
boliao really.
JANE
I heard that brands are paying her
like $300 for every post.
TECK
(shrugging)
Eh.
JANE
And when you say things, people
actually listen.
TECK
All she does is just throw shade
at people. And really she’s just
using her body to sell makeup.
Even you can do that.
VOICE
What’s that supposed to mean?
TECK
Okay, okay, come. Give me your
best influencer pose.
JANE
What? No lah. We need to study.
JANE
Oi.
TECK
Come on!
JANE
Don’t want la. My chin so fat.
TECK
I think you’re actually quite
photogenic leh.
VOICE
You’re going to make yourself look
stupid.
JANE
Chidori! Naruto!
TECK
Sasuke!
JANE
Naruto!
TECK
Sasuke! No la, serious one. Come
on.
TECK
See, not bad what. Try another
angle.
JANE
Don’t post anywhere ah.
Jane turns around and knocks into Hayley. They both drop
their phones.
HAYLEY
Excuse you.
VOICE
Hayley? Hayley saw me doing that.
She’s gonna think I’m mocking her.
HAYLEY
That’s mine.
JANE
Wow, it’s the new iphone 13 Pro
Max.
HAYLEY
There’s a scratch on it.
JANE
I’m so, so sorry. How much is it?
I’ll pay you back.
HAYLEY
Forget it, you can’t afford it
anyway.
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VOICE
She definitely hates you.
JANE
Er... my phone.
HAYLEY
(laughing)
Oh my god, you’re a weeb… That’s
so cute...
HAYLEY
Don’t you think she looks so
adorable?
JANE
Give it back.
HAYLEY
Wait - what’s this? Did you draw
this? Why did you draw a beer
auntie? Who’s that? Your mom?
TECK
What’s wrong with that?
HAYLEY
No it’s good, very life-like.
She’s looks like the type all the
old uncles like.
JANE
At least, I’m not using my body to
sell makeup.
HAYLEY
What did you just say?
VOICE
I shouldn’t have said that.
HAYLEY
You know you should really get a
screen protector.
JANE
What?
Page 7
HAYLEY
Your screen can crack very easily
without one.
JANE
(pleading)
Just give it back, please.
HAYLEY
It must be very precious to you.
Your mother probably had to serve
alot of beers for this piece of
crap.
HAYLEY
Oops.
AARON
Hey, hey stop that! Get off her!
AARON
(to Hayley)
Are you okay?
HAYLEY
(to Jane)
Who do you think you are? Don’t
you dare come near me or Aaron
ever again.
AARON
(to Jane)
I’m so sorry about this.
TECK
Are you okay? Oh my god, your
phone got smashed.
Page 8
VOICE
Everyone saw that. Everyone. Saw.
That.
TECK
Are you okay?
JANE
No, I’m fine. I’m absolutely fine.
Verse 1
JANE
(sung)
How can anybody wake up every day
Look at themself and think that
they’re okay
How can they breathe as if it’s
easy
I don’t even know why I exist
Prechorus 1
Chorus 1
Just give me a pale blue horizon
Not this never ending storm inside
my mind
Fly out of the dark into sunrise
Where the voices stop and somehow
I could be
Verse 2
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Prechorus 2
Chorus 2
Just give me a pale blue horizon
Not this never ending storm inside
my mind
Fly out of the dark into sunrise
Where the voices stop and somehow
I could be
Chorus 3
MOM
Jane! Jane? Dinner’s ready.
JANE
I’m not hungry ma.
MOM
(glancing at the
clock)
Quick la, I need to go back work
at Kopitiam. Food’s getting cold,
come and eat.
JANE
I don’t want, I ate already.
MOM
Why you always lock the door one?
Come out.
JANE
I said I not hungry ma. Can you
just go away?
Beat.
MOM
I got a call from Mrs. Tan this
afternoon. You got into a fight?
VOICE
Don’t say anything. She’s not
going to understand.
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MOM
You know I keep calling you all
day. Why you never pick up? You
think the Kopitiam so xian lang
(”relaxed”) don’t have to work is
it?
VOICE
There we go again.
MOM
Girl? Girl ah, I asking you a
question.
JANE
It got smashed.
MOM
Your phone got smashed? What
happened!?
No reply.
MOM
You know everyday I work until 2am
at the coffeeshop to buy you nice
things, but you don’t know how to
cherish them?
VOICE
She doesn’t buy me anything.
MOM
I tell you, you better stop all
this nonsense, okay. Why can’t you
just study properly instead of
fighting, then your grades won’t
be so lousy -
JANE
Ma! Your daughter just got into a
fight -
MOM
Then just stop fighting and study!
Don’t so useless can? You next
time also want to become a beer
auntie is it?
JANE
Ya la, ya la. I’m going to be a
beer auntie la. You happy?
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MOM
What did you say? Hah? You talk
back to me ah? Come. You open the
door, come out.
VOICE
I hate her, I hate her.
JANE
Ma can we not do this today -
MOM
I’m not telling you again. You
better open the door.
VOICE
I hate her so much.
JANE
No, Can you just leave me alone -
VOICE MOM
I can’t stand her, why do I I’m your Ma and you always
have to have someone like like to talk back to me.
her for a mother. You know how hard is it or
not? You think your good
for nothing Pa -
JANE
I said just shut up and leave me
alone!
Pause.
MOM
I’m going back to the Kopitiam.
You better eat the food before
it’s cold.
JANE
(sung)
Just give me a pale blue horizon
Not this never ending storm inside
my mind...
VOICE
I want macs. I want to stuff my
fat ugly face.
VOICE
Double cheeseburger with large
fries, coke and ice cream - no,
two ice cream.
Jane collapses onto the bed and covers her head with her
pillow.
JANE
What?
JANE
AHHH!
JANE
Who are you!
JANE
Why are you riding that thing in
my room!?
JANE
You’re riding in my room!
JANE
Okay, I don’t care about the PMD.
Who are you?
VERSE
If you Sibei sian (”very
depressed”),
Heng, I am your man.
Anything you suka (”as you like”)
also can
GETAI BABES
He also can, can.
GETAI BABES
Small!
GETAI BABES
Call!
Page 15
GETAI BABES
Bo Pun Tui!
GETAI BABES
Cross!
GETAI BABES
Boss!
CHORUS
Wah si jin ho,
Wah si jin sui,
Wah si mm zhi mm zhi eh towkay.
Li ai si mi mi kia wa ma si eh hor
li (”Whatever you like I can
bring”).
GETAI BABES
Eh, eh hor li!
I can bring
But maintain social distancing.
CHORUS
Wah si jin ho,
Wah si jin sui,
Wah si mm zhi mm zhi eh towkay.
Li ai sia mi mi kia wa ma si eh
hor li!
JANE
Who are you!?
GETAI BABE #1
Wah lao, waste my time.
GETAI BABES #2
(to FGDB)
Hungry ghost festival coming up
leh.
JANE
I think no.
Beat.
Fairy God Delivery Beng exits with the e-scooter, then re-
enters.
JANE
Okay fine, fine! What do you want?
JANE
Bo tio. Slower please.
JANE
No.
JANE
Wait, what?
JANE
I don’t understand what is this
thing! And where’s my food? I paid
for that.
JANE
Delivery man left without giving
me my food. One Star. Ughh -
JANE
Hello? Hello. Who’s there?
JANE
What the...
JANE
Ahhhh! Let go, oh my god, let go.
MONSTER
Wait! No, no, no don’t go out,
it’s dangerous!
JANE
(pausing)
What? What’s out there?
MONSTER
It’s dangerous out there.
Something will go wrong if you go
outside.
JANE
What... What’s going to happen?
And why - why do you look like my
drawing.
MONSTER
(realising)
Jane. I can see you, Jane.
JANE
Stop looking at me like that.
MONSTER
Why am I not inside you?
MONSTER
I can’t pass through.
MONSTER
Wait, you almost pulled me out
just now. Can you pull me out?
JANE
No! You’re a... You’re a monster.
MONSTER
I’m a - what? I’m not a monster.
JANE
Look at you. You are! I mean this
is part of the horror movie where
the stupid girl opens the
obviously creepy door and gets
eaten.
MONSTER
I’m not going to eat you.
JANE
That’s what they all say.
MONSTER
I’m not going to eat you, because
I am you.
JANE
What?
MONSTER
I'm you. You remember when we
stayed back in class during recess
even though we’re hungry? We
didn’t want people to see us
eating alone. Remember when we
went home just to watch anime
because we had no one else to hang
out with? Remember all the times
we stayed in our room because we
didn’t want Ma to scold us? I was
there when no one else was. No one
else really understands you. Not
even Teck.
JANE
Yeah.
MONSTER
But I do.
MONSTER
Stay here with me. Just stay here
with me and we can watch anime.
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Jane touches the mirror. The monster touches her hand and
walks through the mirror.
MONSTER
I just want to stay here.
JANE
(entranced)
I just want to stay here.
MONSTER
I don’t want to talk to anyone.
JANE
I don’t want to talk to anyone.
MONSTER
I don’t want to leave this room.
JANE
I don’t want to leave - (snapping
out of it) Wait. Why am I talking
like this? I can’t just stay in
this room all the time.
MONSTER
You have to! It’s really really
dangerous outside.
JANE
What, why? What’s out there?
MONSTER
Hayley. Hayley’s out to get us,
she wants everyone to think that
we’re worthless, and pathetic and -
JANE
I think I can handle Hayley. I
shouldn’t just stay here because -
MONSTER
Our classmates think we’re weird,
just sitting in the back and
drawing on the table all day -
JANE
They don’t all think I’m weird. Do
they all think -
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MONSTER
Yeah. Even Teck, even your only
friend doesn’t really like you,
he’s just -
JANE
Teck’s my friend! He doesn’t think
that -
MONSTER
(increasingly
neurotic)
Your teachers all think you’re
stupid and gave up on you. Your
mother thinks you’re lazy and good
for nothing. There’s no point
going to school, there’s no point
trying -
JANE
Wait. I know you. You’re the voice
in my head. Why do you keep making
me feel so bad?
MONSTER
I’m protecting you.
JANE
No, you’re just torturing me.
MONSTER
I’m trying to help you -
JANE
This is really confusing. I’m
tired // and angry...
MONSTER
// There’s no point, you’re just
going to fail // so don’t even try
and just stay here
JANE
// Shut up, shut up, stop saying
that! Oh my god, you’re freak. Is
this who I am? I can’t deal with
you -
MONSTER JANE
No, no, don’t go, don’t go! Get off me! Let go - LET
I need to be with you. Stay GO!
with me, don’t leave me.
JANE
Stop following me!
JANE
Aaron?
AARON
Jane?
JANE
What are you doing here? Are you
okay?
AARON
Yeah, I’m okay. (seeing Jane’s
bruise) Woah... your face.
AARON
It looks quite bad...
JANE
It’s fine really.
AARON
Are you sure? Let me see.
JANE
No, its...
JANE
(changing the
subject)
I never knew you stayed here.
AARON
Well, yesterday’s was my first
time talking to you.
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JANE
You’re right... Why are you out so
late?
AARON
(lying)
I’m just ... I was hungry, so I
came out for ice cream.
JANE
At midnight?
AARON
Mmhmm. You?
JANE
Well ... I’m running away from the
voice in my head who came to life
through a Magic Mirror which was
given to me by a Fairy God-
Delivery Beng. (Realizing what she
said) Argh.
AARON
Yeah, yeah. I was lying too.
JANE
Oh, haha. Gotcha.
Beat.
Jane listens.
AARON
What’s wrong?
JANE
Normally, I’d say something stupid
by now and that voice in my head
will - nevermind it’s nothing.
It’s just quiet.
AARON
I don’t think it was stupid. I
thought that was pretty funny.
JANE
You thought it’s funny?
AARON
Yeah. Every time you open your
mouth, something crazy comes out.
I wonder what goes on in that head
of yours.
JANE
Oh, you don’t want to know.
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AARON
“Magic mirror”...“You didn’t hit
me on my head, but I think you
just hit on me.”
JANE
... And your girlfriend actually
hit me!
They laugh.
AARON
You’re hilarious. Ice cream?
JANE
Thank you. Sorry, I punched your
girlfriend.
AARON
You punched my ex.
JANE
Ex?
AARON
Yeah. We broke up. Hence the sad
midnight stroll.
JANE
Oh. Sorry about that.
AARON
That’s alright.
JANE
Can I ask you something about
Hayley?
AARON
Yeah, sure.
JANE
Hayley is ... not the nicest
person. Why do you make her look
like she is.
AARON
My photos?
JANE
Yeah, they’re fake.
AARON
I can’t change someone like her,
but I can change how people look
at her.
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JANE
Did it work? For both of you.
AARON
Yeah, for awhile it did.
Pause.
JANE
You wish I was your girlfriend?
AARON
Oh, no! I mean I wish - the - a
girlfriend - // was like you.
JANE
// You wish - oh right. I thought
you said that you want me -
JANE AARON
- to be your girlfriend. No yeah, I - that must have
Because that’s crazy. Why sounded like it said I want
would you want me to be you to be my girlfriend.
your girlfriend. I’m Not that’s a bad thing -
nobody. No, no of course I it’s just its a slip of the
didn’t think it that way. tongue - I’m don’t mean it
that way.
Beat.
They both burst out giggling. Jane passes the ice cream
back to Aaron.
JANE
Ice cream?
AARON
Thank you.
Jane hums.
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JANE
(sung)
I can’t believe it.
Nothing’s in my mind,
No awful feelings.
AARON
(sung)
Hey, me too.
JANE
It’s weirdly easy.
AARON
At the risk of sounding cheesy,
I feel you.
AARON
Me and you outta nowhere
JANE
Like you do, kinda glad there’s
AARON
No one else kinda glad we
BOTH
Found each other.
AARON
Well, tonight is full of twists.
JANE
I was not expecting this.
AARON
I was not expecting this.
BOTH
I was not expecting you
Me and you,
chilling out here.
Like you do,
kinda glad there’s
No one else,
kinda glad we
Found each other.
Me and you,
maybe could be
Something new,
maybe should be
Something cool,
kinda glad we
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La la la la la la la la la la la
JANE
(spoken)
Do you wanna hang out something
after school next week?
AARON
Maybe. But, not in school.
JANE
Why not in school?
AARON
If we’re seen hanging out in
school, we’re going to get
attacked.
JANE
Attacked? By who?
AARON
People in school, on the internet.
You started the fight with Hayley,
and people all over social already
think you’re the bully.
JANE
What? Hayley’s the one who started
it, not me.
AARON
That’s what Hayley’s making it
look like.
JANE
Can’t you tell everyone?
AARON
I’m her ex, no one will believe
me.
JANE
Then, I’ll tell everyone.
AARON
How many followers do you have?
JANE
20? What does that have to do with
anything?
AARON
Then no one will really care what
you say. I’m sorry, I can’t help
you.
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Aaron leaves.
MONSTER
I told you. I told you something
would go wrong. Look what
happened. He’s ashamed of even
being seen with us. He’s going to
tell everyone, or subtweet about
this -
MONSTER
- and then people will ask why,
and he’ll say that that you tried
to hit on him when he just broke
up, and then everyone’ll think
you’re a snake. We should just
have stayed at home -
JANE
You’ve been going on all night
long! Can you just - shh! I’m
trying to think.
MONSTER
We should just have stayed at
home.
JANE
Okay, that’s it. Go to the corner.
MONSTER
What?
JANE
Go to the corner!
MONSTER
But -
JANE
Shh!
MONSTER
Did you -
JANE
Oi.
MONSTER
Ju-
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JANE
Shh.
MONSTER
Argh! I can’t deal with this. I
wanna watch anime. You wanna watch
anime?
JANE
(kinda want to)
No.
JANE
(reading aloud)
Take quality photos to highlight
your best features. If you have
beautiful eyes or hair, make those
-
Screech.
Screech.
Use popular hashtags.
Screech.
JANE
(to Monster)
Oi. Can you be quiet? I'm
researching.
MONSTER
Wait, wait. I show you later.
HAYLEY (V.O.)
Hey guys @dailyHayley here, still
feeling a little shaken from being
attacked by the stalker, but I’m
much better now -
JANE
What a snake.
JANE
(serious)
Hi everyone, Jane here. From Pei
Ying Secondary. I’m from 4... I
want people to know who I really
am -
MONSTER
That’s so serious.
JANE
(self conscious)
... Hey guys, I’m Jane. Recently
there was a -
MONSTER
That’s so self conscious.
JANE
(overly smiley)
Hey guys, I’m Jane. And I need you
to know my side of the story -
MONSTER
- the best story of all time is
Avatar the last Airbender and
Azula is my favorite character and
if May and Tai Lee didn’t betray
her, she would have easily have
beaten Zuko -
JANE
Oi! What are you doing?
MONSTER
Talking about what we like?
JANE
I’m not - I’m not talking about
anime.
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MONSTER
(serious)
Airbender is not an anime - It’s a
western cartoon inspired by anime -
JANE
(ignoring Monster)
Hey guys, Jane here. I’m sec 4
this year and I have something
important to tell you -
MONSTER
- it’s really important to learn
anatomy for drawing cartoons, most
people don’t, but if you know the
muscles underneath -
JANE
I said no anime -
MONSTER
But look, I drew us -
MONSTER
Wait... what are you doing? Are
you trying to be an influencer?
JANE
I want people to know the truth.
MONSTER
By being an influencer? No.
JANE
People wouldn’t care if I’m no one
-
MONSTER
No.
JANE
I need to people to listen -
MONSTER
No. No. No!
JANE
Oh my god, you’re like a child.
JANE
Do you wanna draw something?
MONSTER
Oo! Draw what?
JANE
This.
MONSTER
Makeup?
JANE
Yeah, I bet you can’t do it.
MONSTER
It’s just like drawing, but for
your face.
Verse 1
JANE
(sung)
You’re saying that you know what
to do?
MONSTER
(sung)
Well I’d be faking the whole way
through
JANE
That’s better than what I have
right now
Can you show me how
Not to look like me?
MONSTER
She’s made her eyes look bigger
JANE
How?
MONSTER
The liner changes the shape, see?
JANE
Wow
MONSTER
It’s kinda easy if you know how
JANE
Can we start right now?
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MONSTER
(spoken)
What? Start what?
JANE
A makeover.
MONSTER
What? No! People will judge us.
JANE
C’mon! It’s fun!
Chorus 1
JANE
(sung)
Could you help me change my face
Could you help me find my style
So I’m not a hopeless case
Just change my life for a while
Make me someone else
Could you make me not myself
So I look in the mirror and see
A new me
Instrumental interlude
MONSTER JANE
(anxious and neurotic) (over)
I don't think we should. Hey, hey, hey stop thinking
What are people going to like that. It's not helping
say? That we're trying too at all.
hard, trying to look like
Haley. I think we should
just forget it and -
JANE
Okay, okay, look at that.
(Gesturing to the drawings on the
wall) You drew - we drew all that.
And they look great.
MONSTER
But -
JANE
If we can do all that, we can do
this. And then people won’t just
ignore me anymore.
Just try.
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Pre Chorus
MONSTER
Okay well
We’d better start with the clothes
you wear
Then we’ll do something about your
hair
Get a suit and a tie
JANE
So you’ll try?
MONSTER
I guess that I could try
Chorus 2
MONSTER
Gonna help you change your face
Gonna help you find your style
So you’re not a hopeless case
Just change your life for a while
Make you someone else
Gonna make you not yourself
So you look in the mirror and see
JANE
A new me
Bridge
MONSTER
This feels like it’s something new
It’s nice hanging out with you
And if you feel it too
BOTH
Then there’s nothing that we can’t
do, oh
Chorus 3
MONSTER
Gonna help you change your face
JANE
Gonna help me find my style
MONSTER
So you’re not a hopeless case
BOTH
Just change our lives for a while
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JANE
Make me someone else
MONSTER
Gonna make you not yourself
BOTH
So we’ll look in the mirror and
see
A new me
JANE
Wow, it looks good. Thank you.
MONSTER
Oh... no problem. You’re right. It
was fun.
JANE
Yeah.
MONSTER
Wait, you can see the bruise.
Delete the photo, delete it. Let’s
take another - actually let’s
forget the whole thing -
JANE
(reassuring and
confident)
No wait, keep it.
MONSTER
(reading)
“Bullies have no power if you’re
not ashamed of your scars and
bruises. So, this is me, bruises
and all.”
- a digital space.
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JANE
300 likes.
MONSTER
Really? Let me see.
JANE
Yeah, and there’s quite a few
comments too.
MONSTER
“This very brave of you”, “Thank
you for talking about this” Jia
Xuan said that?
JANE
Yeah, I didn’t think anyone from
4A knew me.
MONSTER
“This is such an important thing
that people don’t talk about”,
“Sorry, Sasuke, I couldn’t save
you?”
JANE
That’s Teck right?
MONSTER
Yeah. Still angry at him?
JANE
Next.
MONSTER
“I saw what happened”, “I’m glad
you stood up to Hayley.”, “Don’t
speak if you don’t have anything
important to say”
JANE
Wait, what? Who said that?
HAYLEY
Don’t speak if you don’t have
anything important to say.
MONSTER
What? I bet she’s got more to say
on her own insta.
HAYLEY
Some people like to think that
flirting with someone else’s
boyfriend is a very brave thing to
do. Well, that’s what you get when
your mother is a beer auntie who
flirts with dirty old uncles for a
living.
JANE
I can’t believe this. Why are
people so supportive of her? And
why is this the caption of a
random selfie at a cafe, that’s
the most annoying - wait what are
you doing?
MONSTER
The last time I checked, when
someone breaks up with you he’s
not your boyfriend, he’s your ex.
JANE
No, wait don’t!
STUDENT 1
(to student 2)
Eh! You remember the fight the
other day in the canteen?
STUDENT 2
Between Hayley and that 4E girl?
STUDENT 1
Yah, look at what the 4E girl
said.
STUDENT 2
Wah. She’s damn daring sia. She’s
going to die. I’m telling
everyone.
AARON
Ladies and gentleman, boys and
girls, the showdown between the
queen bee and the underdog, 4A
versus 4E! First they fought with
their fists, now they fight with
their fingers, in this online
twitter rap battle! In one corner,
more drama than the whole of drama
club, Xia Xue's successor, and my
ex - girlfriend: Hayley! In the
other corner, a nobody, that
random girl from 4E, and the beer
auntie’s daughter: Jane! Round 1
Fight!
HAYLEY
(rapped)
Wowee the little 4E weebo girl
comes out to play
This should be kinda fun so let’s
see whatcha have to say
I know that your brain’s a little
slow
I still kinda wanna hear it though
So, if you wanna go, alright,
let’s go.
MONSTER
It’s time Somebody stood up to you
You’re a bully and you’re fully
aware of it too
You look so nice online ya protein
smoothie hashtag blessed
When people see what you’re really
like well your followers won’t be
impressed
Cos you broke my phone, it was way
out of hand
Is this the girl you wanna
represent your brand?
AARON
(spoken)
Shots fired! Whew this looks
pretty bad for Hayley, not gonna
lie. What’s her response gonna be?
Stay tuned for Round 2 ... FIGHT!
HAYLEY
You attacked me first, you forgot
to mention?
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AARON
(spoken)
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hayley goes
below the belt.
JANE
(to Monster)
People are still supporting her!
MONSTER
But look - 100 new followers!
JANE
What?
MONSTER
Keep going!
AARON
Round three!
JANE
(rapped)
Listen Haley,
I may not be pretty like you.
I may not be rich like you.
I may not have fame and a name and
ten thousand followers on twitch
like you.
My dad did ditch me that’s true.
MONSTER
Still I’d rather be real and sad
than a fake ass bullying b-
AARON
Whoahhhh language! Now now ladies
let’s all be civil -
HAYLEY
Question: if you hate me so much,
why you trying so hard to be me?
AARON
Team Jane? Hello?
JANE
(to Monster)
Hey. Hey, say something!
MONSTER
Er... I can’t. I can’t do this.
AARON
Team Jane is choking! Are you
going to give up?
MONSTER
I wanna give up.
AARON
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner -
JANE
(To host Aaron) Wait! Just give me
one second. (To Monster) Hey, hey,
calm down. I know you’re scared.
It’s okay. We can’t let her bully
us, not anymore. We’re in this
together now. Think.
MONSTER
(inspired)
I think I get it. She’s saying all
this because
JANE
Because she’s just as scared as us
about what people think of her.
TECK
(spoken)
Hayley told me my parents should
be ashamed to have me as a son.
What else has Hayley done to you?
COMMENTER #1
Last month Hayley made me cry in
school and laughed.
COMMENTER #2
I heard she bullies Aaron and
gaslights him.
COMMENTER #3
Poor Aaron! No wonder he broke up
with her
AARON
Hayley’s response?
AARON
@dailyHayley’s Instagram account
has been suspended for violating
community standards.
MONSTER
(apologetic)
Jane. Just now I froze up -
JANE
(looking at her
phone)
Oh my god, three K followers
already.
MONSTER
About just now -
JANE
Wait, Aaron DM-ed me.
AARON
(via text)
Hey.
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JANE
Hey.
AARON
I saw what happened. Don’t take
this the wrong way, but seeing you
say all those things to Hayley
felt good.
JANE
Someone had to say something.
AARON
Speaking of that, there’s this
online mag that wants to do a
feature about this. You up for
that? I could do the photos too.
JANE
Oh, yeah sure.
AARON
Cool I’ll let you know. Oh, and
maybe we can grab dinner too.
Aaron exits.
JANE
(to Monster)
Oh my god, oh my god did you see
that?
MONSTER
(insecure)
I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I froze up
just now and I said something
wrong -
JANE
Hey, hey! It’s okay. Don’t worry
about it.
MONSTER
But -
JANE
I think we did amazing. People are
going to finally see me. I
couldn’t have done this without
you. So, thank you.
MONSTER
(shy)
Yeah. Haha. No problem.
JANE
Aaaarooonnnn!
Intro instrumental
Verse 1A
AARON
(sung)
Gotta say that when I met you girl
I was living in a different world
I couldn’t breathe at all
But then you called
Verse 1B
AARON
Now I’m suddenly alive again
I haven’t felt this since I don’t
know when
And something is saying it’s time
to begin
Pre chorus 1
AARON
Just gonna change a thing or two
Get you some colour make you look
brand new
You take a bite I’ll show you more
Chorus 1
AARON
Lemme take you on a crazy ride
Bring out the fireworks you have
inside
I see it all so clear, our time is
near.
Instrumental bridge 2
Pre chorus 2
AARON
Just gotta change a thing or two
Hang with people who are good for
you
With me by your side you’re gonna
fly
Chorus 2
AARON
Lemme take you on a crazy ride
Bring out the fireworks you have
inside
I see it all so clear, our time is
near
Teck waves to Jane, but Jane follows Aaron, who leads her
on a whirlwind around -
Bridge
JANE
(sung)
Can this be true
I feel like I’m somebody new
This world that I’ve entered is
centered on you
CHORUS 3
AARON
Lemme take you on a crazy ride
Bring out the fireworks you have
inside
I see it all so clear, our time is
near
AARON JANE
Baby baby don’t you feel Can this be true
the rush I feel like I’m somebody
Things are brighter when new
it’s two if us This world that I’ve
You’ll never have to be entered is centered on you
alone, now that I’m here
Suddenly, she’s in -
Jane’s lost, unsure where she is. Until she sees the
camera and instantly slips on her confidence. She talks
differently now.
JANE
(to camera)
Hey guys, “Not-so-plain Jane”
here. It’s been five months since
the incident where Hayley outright
abused me online.
MONSTER
I’m so fake.
Jane shoves the monster back. She holds her pose and
smiles.
AARON
Aaaaand cut. Great, great good
work. Bit of a weird ending, but
that’s okay.
JANE
Oh, sorry.
AARON
But other than that, it was
fantastic. Very genuine.
MONSTER
Everyone can see through me.
JANE
You think so?
AARON
Yeah of course, I know what’s good
for you. Speaking of that ...
AARON
Tadah!
JANE
Oh my god. The new iPhone. Did you
buy it -
AARON
No, I didn’t. It’s sponsored. You
earned it.
Beat.
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JANE
Thank you so much. You’ve helped
me so much. Erm ... You know there
are some comments online that says
that we’re a couple?
AARON
(chuckling)
Oh. Yeah, people say that a lot.
JANE
Are we?
AARON
What?
JANE
A couple?
AARON
You’re so cute...
MONSTER
Why doesn’t he say anything. He’s
just using me. He’s pretending to
like me so that -
Teck enters.
TECK
Oi Jane! Oh, hello Aaron.
AARON
Hi Teck. (To Jane) Erm, I didn’t
know you two were meeting.
JANE
Yeah, sorry I forgot to tell you.
AARON
(disapprovingly)
Right. Right.
JANE
Sorry. But yeah, I know.
AARON
I don’t want you to think that I’m
controlling you or anything,
(whispered) it’s just that it’s
not really on brand if you post
anything with him -
JANE
No, it’s okay. I understand.
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AARON
Yeah, yeah of course. You’re the
best. See ya, Jane. (To Teck) Nice
to see ya, Teck.
TECK
Bye.
Aaron leaves.
MONSTER
He’s doing this on purpose. He’s
just playing me -
JANE
(out loud)
Shut up.
TECK
... I didn’t say anything.
JANE
No, not you.
TECK
Then who sia. Imaginary friend? Oh
guanyinma please send help my best
friend sees dead people.
TECK
Eh your prelims result how? Damn
difficult sia. I barely passed.
Pause.
TECK
Not official yet ah?
JANE
What?
TECK
Your instagram boyfriend la. Still
not over Hayley ah.
JANE
What? No. Hayley’s no one now.
TECK
Ya. You’re totally not comparing
yourself to her.
JANE
Don’t be annoying can?
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TECK
Too famous already cannot kacau
(”bother”) you is it?
JANE
I’m not famous.
TECK
(whipping out his
phone and imitating
her)
Right. Right... Hey guys, this is
“Not-so-plain-jane” here, I’m here
to tell you why bullies hate this
makeup brush, link in bio!
JANE
Oi, don’t post that!
TECK
Why not? Funny what.
JANE
Just don’t post it ok? It’s not on
brand for me.
Beat.
TECK
(hurt)
Okay.
JANE
What’s wrong with you?
TECK
So how many followers do I need be
able to talk to you-
JANE
What are you talking about?
TECK
Why are you doing all this social
stuff? You’re so miserable. Do you
even like doing that?
JANE
Because, people actually listen to
me now? Because I get to stand up
to people like Hayley -
TECK
Are you trying to stand up to
Hayley, or are you trying to
become like Hayley?
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JANE
I’m not like her at all. I’m not a
bully. I’m not -
TECK
- Someone who only cares about
what other people think?
JANE
So, I should just go back to being
that weird girl who just draws on
the tables all day long, is it?
TECK
What’s wrong with her? I’d rather
sit with that girl than you.
JANE
So is this what it’s about? Is it
because I don’t spend all my time
with you now -
TECK
(over)
You don’t hang out with me at all!
JANE
- complaining about people in 4A
or 4B. Or is it just because I
don’t want to take one stupid
insta-story with you?
TECK
It’s because you’re ashamed of me.
Beat.
But really, you’re ashamed of
yourself, because I remind you of
who you really are.
MONSTER
He’s right.
JANE
Why can’t you be happy for me? You
know, I expected this from Hayley
or random trolls. But, not from a
friend.
TECK
You still don’t get it don’t you?
JANE
Get what?
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TECK
You’re pushing your only real
friend away. But hey, I guess I’m
not on brand enough for you.
Teck leaves.
MONSTER
What are we doing? Why are we -
JANE
I told you to shut up.
MONSTER
Why are you so mean to me?
JANE
Because you’re still here.
MOM
Girl. Put down the phone, come and
sit down.
JANE
I’m on the phone.
MOM
You tell me what’s this?
MONSTER
How did she get that? Oh no, no,
no, she’s going to yell at us.
JANE
Can we not talk about this now?
MOM
I said put down the phone. Sit
down.
JANE
I’ll call you back later.
MONSTER
No! What are you doing? Just go
hide in the room. Let’s go,
please.
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MOM
Your O level prelims, prelims
already you tell me why you still
get this kind of result?
MONSTER
Because I’m stupid.
MOM
You know why? Because you very
lazy hah. Got so much time go out
everyday, dress up until like that
some more. You think mommy blind
cannot see ah?
MONSTER
You don’t know anything.
MOM
You think I don’t know you go and
do all this kind of photos for
what instagram. Waste so much time
for this kind of useless thing for
what?
MONSTER
Ya, I’m very useless okay?
MOM
I tell you, from now on everyday I
come fetch you home from school.
Then you come home and you study.
Cannot go out, understand?
MONSTER
Stop talking to me like that.
JANE
Ya.
MOM
And you cannot use your phone.
Give me your phone.
JANE
What? No!
MOM
Give me the phone. If now you
don’t study later become a good
for nothing -
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JANE
Can you stop criticising me?
MOM
If I don’t say you how you know?
Every time I say you, you one ear
in, one ear out. You where got
listen?
JANE
I got listen okay? I remember -
MONSTER
I remember everything. Every time
you call me useless or stupid, I
remember okay?
JANE
Can’t you just talk to me nicely?
MOM
I talk to you nicely, you never
listen one.
JANE
This is my phone, okay? I paid for
it.
MOM
Your phone? You how come got so
much money?
JANE
The photos, I worked for it.
MOM
What work? Eh, what kind of photos
are you taking?
JANE
Ma!
MOM
You take photos how come got so
much money one.
JANE
I’m not doing anything!
MOM
I tell you, if I find out you what
you really doing ah -
JANE
You’re a beer auntie. Aren’t you
already doing that? That’s why Pa -
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Beat.
MOM
That’s why pa what?
Monster moves away and Jane moves exactly the same way.
Jane speaks but Monster’s voice comes out.
MONSTER
(as Jane)
That’s why Pa left you and I’m not
going to end up like you.
MOM
Jane! Jane you come out. You
cannot talk like this to your Ma.
You come out now!
JANE
(to Monster)
What did you do just now? It’s
like you were controlling me.
MONSTER
You wanted to say it. That’s what
you were thinking.
JANE
I didn’t -
JANE
Hey Aaron. Can I come over? My mum
is going nuts about my results.
AARON
Why did Teck post the Insta-story?
JANE
What insta story?
AARON
“Bullies hate this makeup?” The
brand saw what Teck posted and you
were in that.
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JANE
It was just a joke.
AARON
If you don't stop this, they're
going to drop us.
MONSTER
He’s just using us.
MOM
Jane open the door!
JANE
Can we not talk about this now,
this is not a good time.
AARON
If you don't stop this, we can't
continue anymore.
MONSTER
Doesn’t he care about us?
JANE
What... Don't you care about me?
AARON
Why are you bringing this up now.
MOM
Jane, I’m not going away, you
better open the door!
JANE
Forget it. You're right. I'm just
really stressed, and I don't know
what to do.
AARON
Look, get a grip okay? The brands,
the people, they don't care about
whatever you're going through,
just your image.
MONSTER
(as Jane)
Can you stop using me to sell
makeup and just listen!
AARON
What? What did you say?
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JANE
(as herself)
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I didn’t
mean that.
AARON
I'm doing this for you own good.
MONSTER
(as Jane)
You don’t care about me, you're
just using me.
AARON
C’mon, do you think people
actually care about who you are?
They just care about who you
pretend to be.
MONSTER
Then can you stop pretending you
like me so you can keep using me?
AARON
You know what? Screw this, we’re
done.
JANE
(as herself)
Aaron? Aaron?
MOM
I’m going to find the key. You
better open up before I find the
key.
Mom leaves.
JANE
(to Monster) Why did you make me
say that?
MONSTER
Because it’s true. I was right. I
was right all along.
JANE
You think I didn’t know that?
MONSTER
I told you, we shouldn’t have done
all this in the first place.
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JANE
You know I was actually earning
money from this.
MONSTER
(realising what she’s
done)
This is not your fault. It’s
Aaron’s. And ma, and Teck.
JANE
You’re right. It’s not me. It’s
you.
MONSTER
Me? Did I do something wrong?
JANE
You. You’re what’s wrong with me.
People always leave me. Pa, Teck,
and now Aaron. And it’s all
because of how weird, and
unlikeable, and needy you are.
MONSTER
I’m sorry.
JANE
I want you to leave me alone and
never bother me again.
MONSTER
No... I can’t go.
JANE
I’m tired. I’m so tired. I give
up. Just go.
MONSTER
But, I tried.
JANE
Go.
MONSTER
I can’t go. I tried so hard.
JANE
Go away!
MONSTER
I can’t! I’m you. You can’t run
away from me.
Jane goes blank. She goes to her laptop and opens it and
starts to film herself.
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JANE MONSTER
(smiley) What are you doing? Why are
Hey guys! Not-so-plain-Jane you doing a stupid vlog
here. Many of you have now. Hey Jane. Jane! Don’t
commented in my last post ignore me. You can’t ignore
asking about how to act on me you know? Jane. Jane!
the first date. Do you be
yourself? Or do you pretend
to be someone else? Most
people might think that you
have to be yourself, but I
say you have to put your
best foot forward....
Song: Monster
MONSTER
(sung)
Verse 1
For all this time I’ve tried to be
a different me
I buried all the things you
couldn’t bear
I tore myself to pieces
Til there wasn’t anymore
I don’t know what it was for
If I’ll only be ignored
The monster caress Jane and Jane can feel her. Jane is
terrified, she’s losing control.
Prechorus 1
Chorus 1
I am your monster
That’s what you called me
Don’t you remember?
I think I’ll go ahead and be one
Since you just see one
I’m taking over
Let them all know that
I’m a monster
That’s what they’ll call me
When I am done here
You can’t ignore me any longer
I’ll just get stronger
You will listen
And then you can’t hurt me again
JANE
(spoken)
What are you doing?
MONSTER
I’m going to show everyone who you
really are.
MONSTER
(sung)
Verse 2
So this is what it’s like when you
are actually free
Its really been exhausting to
pretend
Prechorus 2
Chorus 2
I am your monster
That’s what you called me
Weird lonely monster
I’ll show my teeth and I will burn
you
Just like I’ve learn to
And I’ll turn you
Into a monster like your
MONSTER
(To Mom)
Mother
You’re the real monster
Sad lonely monster
I know you’re sad you even had me
Don’t understand me
Don’t see how badly
I have to get away from you
MOM
I’m a monster? Ma did so much for
you.
MONSTER
(as Jane, to mother)
You know what I wish?
JANE
No. No, don’t say it.
MONSTER
I wish pa took me instead.
Techno music.
JANE
How come not 5 star anymore?
JANE
All this is your fault.
JANE
Why didn’t you just get rid of the
Monster from the start?
JANE
So, I’m stuck with her? I’m just
going to keep fighting her
forever?
JANE
Then, I give up.
JANE
I don’t care anymore, the monster
can live my life for me. I don’t
want to try anymore.
JANE
I’m too tired.
JANE
I was the one that gave you the
one star.
Beat.
JANE
I can’t stop her. I’ve tried
everything and I just can’t win
her.
JANE
What’s wrong with my eyes.
JANE
I have to love that thing? I hate
her.
JANE
Exactly! All the things that the
Monster just said were all the
things I’ve always wanted to
say... I said all that. I’m the
monster.
Beat.
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Jane cries.
Song: Sink/Swim
HAYLEY
(sung)
Verse 1
Once upon a time
There were stairs to climb
And the princess
Well, she tried
Prechorus 1
Chorus 1
Each day, each night
Work hard, do right
Put the makeup on and then
Do it all over again
JANE
Hayley? She’s like this because
everyone turned against her.
MOTHER
(sung)
Verse 2
Once upon a time
There were stairs to climb
And the princess
Well, she tried
Prechorus 2
Now she’s stuck inside
Wheels that turned the tide
She faced the world
For her little girl
Chorus 2
Each day, each night
Work hard, do right
Put the makeup on and then
Do it all over again
No love, no friends
When does it end?
It goes faster than you think
So you swim or you will sink
MOTHER
Jane. Jane? I made dinner. Come
and eat?
MOTHER
Never mind. You later eat yourself
okay? I go back Kopitiam first.
MOTHER
Jane ah, can you draw something
for me? You remember this drawing
you did of me for my birthday? You
draw all night then sleep on the
table. I come in see you, your
saliva all over it make your cheek
so black.
Mom leaves.
JANE
(to FGDB)
I think I change my mind.
JANE
About your one star rating. But
yes, about that too.
JANE
Yes.
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JANE
Okay, Okay, I get the idea.
JANE
What? You’re going to leave me?
JANE
I don’t know what to do.
FGDB
You do. Just be brave.
Jane nods.
FGDB
(Kindly)
Jin sui, Jin ho, 5 Star Fairy God
Delivery Beng.
JANE
(afraid)
Hey. Hey, Monster?
MONSTER
I hurt people?
JANE
Yes. And I wanna help you. I wanna
be your friend. Because, I know
you’re scared. You only made me
say those things because you
didn’t know any better.
MONSTER
I made you say those things?
JANE
You did. Because you are not me.
MONSTER
I’m not you?
MONSTER
I am you! This is who you really
are: Sad. Lonely. Unlikeable.
JANE
Teck... I didn’t mean that. He’s
someone that I really care about -
JANE
No. I’m more than that, those
pictures aren’t me -
JANE
I love my mom. She works so hard -
JANE
(weakly)
I’m not useless. I’m not a
failure. I am not useless. I am
not -
JANE
You’re like this because of me.
Because of how I treated you. Let
me help you -
JANE
I promise, okay? I promise I’ll
help you.
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MONSTER
There’s nothing you can do,
nothing you can say.
JANE
I am not giving up. I want you to
be better -
MONSTER
I HATE YOU! LET ME GO! LET ME GO,
JUST LET ME GO ...
Song: Stay
JANE
(sung)
Just feel what you feel,
What you’re going through is real.
The pain and the fear,
I’m listening, I’m here.
MONSTER
(spoken)
I can’t trust you anymore.
JANE
It’s okay, it’s alright. It takes
time.
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MONSTER
This is going to happen again.
JANE
(sung)
It’s scary I know,
but that’s how we grow.
Yes we will fail
It’s not a fairytale
MONSTER
(spoken)
I’m going to get angry or confused
again. And it’s going to happen
again and again. I’ll hurt you or
the people around you.
JANE
I know.
MONSTER
There are going to be days where
you’re too tired to even get out
of bed.
JANE
I know.
MONSTER
Then what are you going to do?
JANE
We’ll just try. That’s all we have
to do. Okay?
MONSTER
Okay.
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JANE
You know I'll actually miss this,
being able to talk to you like
this.
MONSTER
You’ll still can. I’ll be there
for you all the time.
MONSTER
(sung)
And though we may fall,
Sooner or later we rise.
We will rise.
JANE
We run or we crawl,
MONSTER
And you will stay by my side,
JANE
I will stay by your side,
MONSTER
And hold your arms open wide.
JANE
You'll be with me inside.
I’ll be there.
MONSTER
And you will stay by my side,
JANE
I will stay by your side,
MONSTER
And hold your arms open wide.
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JANE
You'll be with me inside,
JANE
I’ll be there.
JANE
Let’s go to the Kopitiam to eat
with Ma. I want to tell her
everything.
MONSTER
(v.o.)
Are you sure? It’s going to be so
hard.
JANE
It’s okay. We can do this.
The End.