150 RAJNI JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! 85.

Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. 87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. 90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. 92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. 93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. 94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth. 96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world 101. Rajnikanth's email is gmail@rajnikanth.com 102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty. 103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!! 105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni - I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth - How do u think earth spins? 106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records! 107. While playing once rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl..now its know as "Statue of Liberty 108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of 'like' he will put SOOPPEERRR!!

110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired 111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;) 112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs 116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off. 122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." 124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. 133.Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he's wearing them. 137.Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye.. 139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!! 141.Nature answers Rajnikanth's call. 142 Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 143 Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

Zara si baat der tak rulati rahi Khushi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rahi, koi kho ke mil gaya to koi mil ke kho gaya Zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.

Unhe pyar karna nahi aata, Hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata, Jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai...... Ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata.

Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.

Khushkismat Hain Hum Ke Mili Hai Mohabbat Humein, Zindagi Ke Safar Mein Aakhir Mili Hai Jannat Humein Tanhai Ka Mausam Chhaya Tha Mere Jeevan Pe Kabhi, Aaj Mausam Ka Rukh Badalne Ki Mili Hai Taaqat Humein Taqdeer Mein Apni Kahan Khushi Ka Basera Tha Dost, Aapke Pyaar Ne Kar Diya Hai Gham Se Rukhsat Humein Kehte Hain Ki Khushi Ka Doosra Naam Mohabbat Hai, Is Khushi Ko Haasil Karne Ki De Dijiye Ijaazat Humein.

Bina dekhe us ki tasweer bana sakta houn, Bina mile us ka haal bata sakta houn, Meri MOHABBAT main itni taaqat hai ki, Apni aankh ke aansoo us ki aankh se gira sakta houn.

Sachi Hai Meri Dosti Aazmake Dekhlo Karke Yakin Mujhpe Mere Paas Aake Dekhlo Badalta Nahi Kabhi Sona Apna Rang Jitni Baar Dil Kare Aag Laga Kar Dekhlo.

Waqt Badalta Hai Halaat Badal Jate Hain Ye Sab Dekh Kar Zazbaat Badal Jate Hain Ye Kuch Nahi Bas Waqt Ka Taqaza Hai Dosto Kabhi Hum To Kabhi Aap Badal Jate Hain

Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi Jo khushi de tumhe tham lo daman uska Zindagi rokar nahi haskar guzar jayegi

apun ki dosti english mein: one tea,two toast you are my best dost

ab marathi meinek chaha, don khari aapli friendship lai bhari.

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Tu Parat Yeu Nakos.. Junya Aathavani Jagwayla.. Aadich Khup Divas Laglet.. Manavaril Jakhma Bharayla.!

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Eka Napas vidyarthya mage eka sundar mulicha haat asto

Aani

Eka hushar vidyarthya mage eka Sundar shikshikecha haat asto,

Ho Ki Nahi?

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Pahilya Bheticha Pahilach Anubhav hota to Tuza Sahawasat Jgnyacha.. N Boltach Janle sare tu Thaav Ghetlas Maza Mnacha.

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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave, Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet, Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet, Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet

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Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.Pu La Deshpande.Tar T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar? Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Priye Tu mala havi aahes

Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.