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WOZ

I think it went without saying that people would rather flip a switch
than, you know, burn whale oil. Let me explain this world to you. Serious
users--
STEVE
Which world are you explaining?
WOZ
My world.
STEVE
You live on the Planet Wozniak.
WOZ
Serious users want to customize and modify, they want to jack it up, they
want hardware engineers like me to expand its capabilities, okay?
Keyboards for music, better sound boards, better display boards--
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WOZ
And it’s why there are 3000 people here today.
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WOZ
--improved memory cards, they want ports!
STEVE
They don’t get a vote. When Dylan wrote “Shelter From the Storm” he didn’t
ask people to contribute to the lyrics. Plays don’t stop so the playwright
can ask the audience what scene they’d like to see next. A painter--
WOZ
Hobbyists--
STEVE
We are on the verge of a tectonic-- hobbyists?!--a printer and a modem,
two slots.
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WOZ
The slots are what allowed the Apple II to run, for just one example,
VisiCalc, which my guess single-handedly sold between two and three-
hundred thousand machines.
STEVE
The Apple II team has my affection but I’m not loving up a seven year old
product at the Mac launch.
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WOZ
Computers aren’t paintings.
STEVE
Fuck you. I’m gonna say fuck you every time you say that until you either
die or stop. Try it.
WOZ
Steve--
STEVE
Say it.
WOZ
Computers aren’t paintings.
STEVE
over
Fuck you. Yes they are and what I want is a closed system. End to end
control. Completely incompatible with anything.
WOZ
Computers aren’t supposed to have human flaws. Why would we want to incept
this one with yours?
The two friends look at each other silently...
STEVE
pause
This shouldn’t ruin our friendship.
WOZ
Nothing’s gonna ruin our friendship but if something did it wouldn’t be
the number of slots on a machine, right?
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Some stragglers are making their way into the building and one of them
spots the two Steves--
STRAGGLER
shouting
Hey! Steve and Steve!
They give a wave--
STEVE
The Apple II is yours, I give you full credit.
WOZ
Thank you. But they need credit on this occasion and it’ll take 30
seconds, two minutes tops--
They head back through the doors and into--
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STEVE
Today is about the Macintosh and the Mac is mine.
WOZ
I give you that.
STEVE
Thank you

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