Last weekend's Sindo led with a story castigating our leaders for going on holidays. The picture of gossip columnist Barry Egan paddling on a Spanish beach prompted visions of homeless people settling down for the night. The CSO figures show that more Irish people are going abroad than ever before.
Last weekend's Sindo led with a story castigating our leaders for going on holidays. The picture of gossip columnist Barry Egan paddling on a Spanish beach prompted visions of homeless people settling down for the night. The CSO figures show that more Irish people are going abroad than ever before.
Last weekend's Sindo led with a story castigating our leaders for going on holidays. The picture of gossip columnist Barry Egan paddling on a Spanish beach prompted visions of homeless people settling down for the night. The CSO figures show that more Irish people are going abroad than ever before.
Most out-of-this- who had been at the back of the field was now leading it by a distance. world holiday resort He won the race after a stewards’ inquiry cleared him due to lack of ERINDIPITY is in holiday mode this proof of foul play. week. This is mainly due to last We’re proud to say that that jockey weekend’s Sindo, which led with a was our granddad Eddie Kenny. If he story castigating our leaders for whipped his competitors, we’re sure going on holidays “as the economic he only did it as a last resort. crisis worsens”. Did someone say resort . . . The article continued on page five where we beheld a picture of gossip Most out-of-this-world columnist Barry Egan paddling on a beach resort Spanish beach with Rosanna Davison. The wind and saltwater had Forget Marbella, Bundoran is so hip clearly been at work on those famous that tourists from all over the world flowing locks, which were displaying flock there each year. Some come more splits than a can-can dancer on from even further afield (cue spooky speed. (Conditioner, Barry, use more music) – like from OUTER SPACE. conditioner.) In June 1999, the Daily Mirror ran a The accompanying story ran: “You story headlined ‘Is This a Baby know Ireland’s economy has officially Alien?’ with a picture of an alien- hit the buffers when Miss World 2003 looking creature in a jar. is taking budget flights to Spain . . .” The report said that a Donegal Rosanna is quoted as saying “If you butcher had been driving past Finner are walking around Dublin in the cold Army Camp, just outside of and the rain, why not hop on a plane Bundoran, when he saw a flash of to Spain?” light. Thinking something had This prompted visions of homeless tacky with ‘overpriced B&Bs’. He hit Daddy’s girl: first powered flight in Ireland in 1909. crashed, he went into a field beside people settling down for the night back saying it was so clean “you could Rosanna Davison Derry isn’t the only county with a the base to investigate. There he under copies of the Sindo, reading eat your breakfast on the streets of and Chris de beach/aviation connection . . . found an alien, six inches long, with a Rosanna’s advice and then heading to Bundoran”. Mind you, with those Burgh. Bottom left: huge head and spindly limbs. It was the nearest travel agent. Perhaps B&B prices, you might actually Bundoran (the St Best beach for unmanned lying in a hollow in the ground with they could stay in her gaff? choose to do just that. Tropez of the aircraft smoke rising off it. Now you may think that this is a Anyway, to hell with the northwest) and, The butcher took his alien to the flimsy premise for a news story, but begrudgers and those suggesting right, a jarred alien Everybody knows that Alcock and gardai who reckoned it was a rabbit. here’s the thing: she might be right. If foreign climes, Bundoran is Ireland’s Brown were the first men to fly (A rabbit from outer space? A Space everyone – regardless of the fact that Most Out Of This World Resort, as we across the Atlantic, landing near Hopper??) they are not the offspring of a multi- discovered when researching this Clifden, Co Galway in 1919. Scientists in Belfast, the Mirror millionaire – buggered off to Spain, week’s beaches/holiday resort- Just about as many people are said, examined the strange foetus, then we’d have less people on the live themed miscellany. unaware that airmen, Maynard Hill, bunged it in a jar and labelled it ‘alien register and more jobs to go around. Let’s head to the beach now . . . Barrett Foster and David Brown also embryo, origin unknown’. It now Hurray! Who needs Alan Greenspan set a transatlantic record in Galway, resides in the butcher’s shop. when we have Rosanna? Shortest beach on 11 August, 2003. The butcher said that, since his The CSO figures back Rosanna up. On this occasion, however, the discovery, the alien field had become They show that more Irish people are Lonely Leitrim has the country’s pilots were not in the plane as it broke overrun with rabbits. “There were going abroad than ever before (with lowest population density at 18 people the record for Longest Distance always about five or six but now there the exception of the Famine). per square km. It’s appropriate that a Flight by a Model Aircraft. The men county with so few people should radio-controlled ‘The Spirit of Butts’ have Ireland’s shortest coastline. This Farm’ 3,030km from Newfoundland is a scutty 3.21km of Donegal Bay, to Mannin beach in just 39 hours. 14.5km southwest of Bundoran. Co Meath, too, has a reputation for The 2006 census shows that things flying along beaches . . . Leitrim is split down the middle on gender lines with 14,903 chaps to Best strand for horse racing 14,047 ladies. On top of that, 33.1pc are under 25. With that young 1:1 Laytown strand has witnessed more We’re not, though. It’s a Bank ratio, Leitrim is seeing plenty of love riding than a Dollymount dogging Holiday and we’re stuck here on this action and will soon be bursting with session. It is the only place in Europe are thousands.” (Randy space rabbits page talking to page three while families bringing their kids to that where you’ll find officially-sanctioned – soon they will take over Bundoran! everyone – except you, of course – has tiny beach. If it gets over-crowded, horse racing on a beach. The races We’re DOOOOMED!!!) gone abroad. Yet we’re still feeling they could always head to Ireland’s . . . have been going since 1868 and If Ireland – and specifically holidayish. Why? Because tomorrow Charles Stuart Parnell was one of its Bundoran – is good enough for alien we’re going to Bundoran. Longest beach first stewards. Even the Aga Khan tourists, then we reckon it should be The Sunday Tribune reported last has attended (in 1950). good enough for Rosanna Davison. week that local councillor Sean The longest beach in Ireland can be This column of There’s a story about the 1927 After all, didn’t her dad have a hit McEniff intends to sue Meatloaf for found in Kerry and stretches 19.5km trivia revels in its meeting that’s worth telling. As the with ‘A Spaceman Came Travelling’? allegedly slandering him during a gig from Maharees to Cloghane village. utter, utter field in the third race were battling it We’ll never know where the alien in the town. The singer claimed he The second longest is Benone Strand uselessness. Any out, a bank of mist rolled in off the sea came from or why it chose to get had safety concerns about the venue (11km) across the border from unimportant ideas and hid them from view. Spectators jarred in Bundoran. We’d like to think at the Bundoran Live Festival, which Bundoran in Derry. or queries are were alarmed to hear muffled cries, it just wanted some old-fashioned McEniff robustly refuted. However, (or highandever as they always welcome shrieks of anger and the crack of a Irish craic and company – it did look McEniff was in the news last year say in Derry), Benone has a more whip coming from the ball of mist. pretty forlorn, after all. when the Lonely Planet guide book interesting claim to fame – it was dkenny@tribune.ie When the pack re-emerged, two Perish the thought, but could it described his beloved Bundoran as here that Harry Ferguson made the www.davekenny.com horses were riderless and a jockey have come from a Lonely Planet?