The document discusses several topics related to real estate development in Ireland:
1) Schools were forced to compensate property developers after removing snack machines installed under public-private partnerships, showing developers' outsized influence.
2) Homeowners associations established by property developers impose strict rules on residents, such as banning satellite dishes.
3) A tiny beachfront cottage in Kilcoole listed for sale at a high price despite lacking modern amenities.
4) Developers have been ordered to rebuild structures they demolished without permission, including a historic garage and high-end homes.
5) A 30-year-old Bank of Ireland building in Dublin has become the country's youngest structure ever
The document discusses several topics related to real estate development in Ireland:
1) Schools were forced to compensate property developers after removing snack machines installed under public-private partnerships, showing developers' outsized influence.
2) Homeowners associations established by property developers impose strict rules on residents, such as banning satellite dishes.
3) A tiny beachfront cottage in Kilcoole listed for sale at a high price despite lacking modern amenities.
4) Developers have been ordered to rebuild structures they demolished without permission, including a historic garage and high-end homes.
5) A 30-year-old Bank of Ireland building in Dublin has become the country's youngest structure ever
The document discusses several topics related to real estate development in Ireland:
1) Schools were forced to compensate property developers after removing snack machines installed under public-private partnerships, showing developers' outsized influence.
2) Homeowners associations established by property developers impose strict rules on residents, such as banning satellite dishes.
3) A tiny beachfront cottage in Kilcoole listed for sale at a high price despite lacking modern amenities.
4) Developers have been ordered to rebuild structures they demolished without permission, including a historic garage and high-end homes.
5) A 30-year-old Bank of Ireland building in Dublin has become the country's youngest structure ever
Youngest listed Incredibly, someone was reported to have bought the floating site last building June. There is no planning permission to date, but perhaps the new owner is designing a hover- LAST week we revealed that house. classroom bore Peig Sayers was an Meanwhile, as thin air was being English Planter. This week we reveal turned into a potential home in one Ireland’s youngest listed building. part of Sandycove, in another, a home Before that, let’s return to school for a was being turned into potential thin brief lesson in absurdity. air… Five schools have been forced to compensate property developers Most money paid to knock down a after deciding to remove snack- house vending machines from their canteens. The schools were built as In July of the same year, the council part of a Public/Private Partnership issued a warning over some arrangement and the developers improvements taking place on a were given the right to install the €5.3m Victorian seaside pad. When machines and trouser the profits they checked on work at the house – from them. When the schools decided which was shrouded in plastic to encourage pupils to eat healthily, Bad week: Ian sheeting – most of it had been the developers had to be paid off. Paisley knocked down. This contravened the It’s all above board and legal, but suffered a planning permission which had it’s insane. Developers earn huge blow when his allowed for only part of it to be profits and already exert a son was demolished. disproportionate amount of forced to The demolition of high-end influence. Influencing what the resign. Main buildings is not new though. nation’s children eat is a bit hard to picture: a ‘des In 1999, a developer was told to swallow. res’ in Wicklow rebuild Dublin’s listed art deco Another example of how Archer’s Garage. It had been developers are interfering with our demolished over a bank-holiday lives is the ‘Management Company’ Bath ever recorded. weekend. phenomenon. Speaking of seafronts and homes, In 2006, another developer was After paying a fortune for a home, here’s one that’s ripe for development told to rebuild a €3m house he all-but many buyers must then fork out for – Ireland’s… demolished in Mount Merrion. the upkeep of their estate – by the The latter may seem a bit extreme, developer’s management company. Most expensive bijou beach but not when you consider the A few months back, Liveline was developer who was prevented from swamped with calls about these property razing a €7m house in Palmerston companies’ rules. On one estate, How’s this sound: ‘sea on your Park the same year. residents weren’t allowed to put up doorstep… unrivalled location… €7m? We wonder how much he satellite dishes. If they did, the mature enclosed garden…’? would have paid to destroy Ireland’s ‘management’ could remove them Sounds pretty good, if you ignore dullest building before it became the and charge for their return. the rest of the brochure: ‘chemical country’s… Others complained of having only outdoor toilet… gas light and one parking space. This wouldn’t be a cooking… mains water and electricity Youngest listed building problem if new houses were still nearby…’? being built with garages. They’re not Neptune Cottage in Kilcoole, Co As we’re typing this, we can see the though, as the developers try to Wicklow, is a two-room, 200 sq ft, roof of the building in question. At the screw every last inch of space from electricity-free, timber hut on one- venerable age of 30 years old – yes 30 the land. sixth of an acre. It backs onto the – the ugly Bank of Ireland building on These new ‘landlords’ – who meanwhile, have approved a Dublin/Rosslare railway line, the Baggot Street is Dublin’s youngest apparently owe the country’s banks developer’s plans for a 15-storey noise of which should take a building to be given protected status. €100bn – were all over the news last tower in Ballsbridge. The locals are prospective owner’s mind off the It was listed in 2007 to stop further week. dismayed, but perhaps they should howling sea storms during the winter development on the site. The bank In the North, Ian Paisley Senior kick off their Manolos and put on months. was not pleased. In a remarkable suffered a major blow when his their walking shoes like the following The asking price? A bargain at statement, they said the building minister son was forced to resign people did… €120,000. “does not demonstrate suitable after being connected to a property It’s still on the market if you fancy special architectural, historical, developer. We bet Junior wishes he Longest queue for a bath it, unlike the following… archaeological, artistic, cultural, lived in a united Ireland now. If he scientific, social or technical was a member of the Dáil, he could On 18 September, 2005, Dun Airiest residence interest”. In other words, it’s a dog of have stayed put. Our disgraced Laoghaire’s residents forced the town a building. politicians NEVER resign. Leinster planners to shelve a €140m Space is at a premium in south It’s a pity it didn’t have the same [House] says ‘No!’ etc. redevelopment of their much-loved Dublin, so €350,000 seems opinion in 1968 when it knocked down In Dublin, our old school, Pres sea baths. The council had given the reasonable for a spot in pretty all those lovely old houses to make Glasthule, came into the developers’ green light to developers to build an ‘Erindipity Rides Sandycove. Or it would, if the spot way for it. sights after the council lost a bid to eight-storey apartment and shopping Again’ (Mentor, ¤15) didn’t just consist of… thin air. Coincidentally, our dad was renting zone its playing fields for recreational complex on the site. is out now Last year, the owner of an access a flat in one of them when he married use only. The Brothers could now 2,500 people marched along the road put the air above it up for sale. our mum. stand to make €40m from a sale of famous seafront promenade and dkenny@tribune.ie The 1,500sq ft ‘site’ runs between two Yours truly was born a few years the four-acre site, which is the area’s formed a human chain in front of the www.davekenny.com houses and doesn’t include the road later. last major green lung. baths. The line stretched for half-a- itself, which was bought for €20,000 And yes, they did have full family Dublin’s City Councillors, mile and is the Longest Queue for a in 2005. planning permission.