The death of the great Ronnie Drew and the possibility that O'connell bridge is falling down brought home to us last week. To mark his passing, we offer a miscellany celebrating some of Dublin's forgotten 'characters' culminating in a visit to a lesserknown bridge.
The death of the great Ronnie Drew and the possibility that O'connell bridge is falling down brought home to us last week. To mark his passing, we offer a miscellany celebrating some of Dublin's forgotten 'characters' culminating in a visit to a lesserknown bridge.
The death of the great Ronnie Drew and the possibility that O'connell bridge is falling down brought home to us last week. To mark his passing, we offer a miscellany celebrating some of Dublin's forgotten 'characters' culminating in a visit to a lesserknown bridge.
Greatest Dubliner To Have Affable Ubi – who unsuccessfully ran for local election in 1980 – worked A Bridge Named After Him in the National Rehabilitation Hospital and, unfortunately, became DUBLIN. My Dublin. The mention of a patient there after a near-fatal her name fills the mind’s nose with accident in the ’90s. He passed away the hoppy perfume of brewing at the age of 71 in October, 2001. Guinness as it sashays along her Ubi was friends with the greatest quays. And the eggy whang of the rocker ever to have proclaimed his Liffey as the barometer raises its pride at being a Dubliner . . . glass to smelly summertime. Cockles, mussels, smoky pubs, John Lennon tripe, coddle, boxty, the Rare Ould The chief Beatle was intensely aware Times – “anyone for de last of de of his Irish roots. Not many Dubs Cheeky Charlies, MISSUS?!!!”. know this but his grandfather, James Too late, they’re all gone. Lennon was a wandering minstrel Sadly, this was brought home to us from Dublin. He emigrated to last week with the news of two Liverpool and married Irishwoman calamities: the death of the great ‘Polly’ Maguire. Their son, Alfred, Ronnie Drew and the possibility that carried on the minstrel tradition as O’Connell Bridge is falling down. did his son, Beatle John. Ronnie was one of the last Lennon’s Irishness erupted after survivors of Old Dubbellin, where Bloody Sunday and he recorded two poets and poseurs slurped treacly fiercely pro-Irish, anti-British songs, pints in Baggot Street’s pubs. ‘The Luck of the Irish’ and ‘Sunday To mark his passing, we offer a Bloody Sunday’ in 1972. miscellany celebrating some of Apart from his granddad, Lennon’s Dublin’s forgotten ‘characters’, other, previously-mentioned, Dublin culminating in a visit to a lesser- started hostilities on 4 June, 1487, Hairy bowsies: later it had been edited out. He went connection was Ubi. The singer known bridge. probably after a few scoops and fellow Dubs, baloobas and reportedly attacked the bought an island in Clew Bay, Co roaring “c’mere ’til we burst youse”. Ronnie Drew and producer responsible, kicking chairs, Mayo in 1967 and asked Ubi to help King Sitric After initial victories, they were John Lennon. cursing and declaring he would him turn it into a hippy commune. massacred at Stoke Fields on 16 June: Below, Russell “never work in Hollywood”. True to stoned, hippy form, it never Viking king, Sitric, was the first coincidentally, Bloomsday, only with Crowe doing his For this display, we are making him happened. Maybe someday the locals recorded Dublin character. He made less pretence and a lot more innards. best ‘Brendan an honorary Dublin character. will build a bridge across to the island this official by minting the first coins King Henry later “pardoned” Behan’ Neither Crowe nor Behan have and name it after Ubi and Lennon. in Ireland in 997AD, featuring his Lambert and gave him a job in his statues (or bridges) named after Speaking of bridges . . . name and the word ‘Dyflin’ (Dublin). kitchen. He is now remembered as them, while Kavanagh has two: on the Remember how Brian Boru was either the Worst Dublin King of Grand Canal and – seriously – at Walt Greatest Dubliner To Have A killed by Sitric’s men as they fled England or the Most Overqualified Disney World. Bridge Named After Him Ireland at the Battle of Clontarf? Pot-walloper Ever From a hard-to-handle Crowe we Here’s a bit of myth-straightening: move to another Bird . . . Here’s a question for any know-all the defeated Danes didn’t flee. Like a Matt Talbot Dubs reading this: which city river true Dub, Sitric stood his ground and The Bird Flanagan boasts a bridge dedicated to the remained King of Dublin until 1036 Talbot (1856 to 1925) was an alcoholic Greatest Dubliner Ever? when he retired to a monastery. Dub who was a regular character in Bird was an infamous practical joker The answer is: the Tolka. And who Munsterman Boru, by the way, was the city’s pubs until he foreswore the in the early 20th century. In 1907 he is the great personage? You’re almost both Sitric’s stepdad and his father- booze in 1884 and became a devout rode a pony into the foyer of the there if you answered Jonathan Swift. in-law (don’t ask). While he is Catholic. When he died, he was Gresham Hotel and asked the head He was certainly a great Dubliner, but commemorated by a brand of vodka, discovered to be wearing heavy waiter for a drink. not The Greatest. Sitric has a fish restaurant named chains around his body as penance. When he was told it was after That honour goes to Dubliner Luke after him in Howth – where Dubliner He remains the only Dublin hours, he replied: “It's not for me, it’s Kelly (below), who is commemorated Barney McKenna lives. character ever to wander the city for the horse!” He then jumped his at Ballybough, although most Dubs ‘Howth’, by the by, is the Viking permanently chained, but not locked. mount over the bar and leaped back are unaware of word for ‘head’, so “how’s it going, again, whooping with mirth. The jolly this. Howth? Knowwharrimean?” Russell Crowe prankster (gobshite). Here’s a While Sitric was a Dublin king, the This column of The horse still didn’t get a drink. suggestion: as following was a king from Dublin . . . The hatred between Paddy trivia revels in its O’Connell Bridge Kavanagh and Brendan utter, utter Ubi Dwyer may be in danger Lambert Simnel – worst Dublin Behan is legendary. Behan uselessness. Any of falling down, character for invading England was lucky that actor Russell unimportant ideas Ubi (Bill) Dwyer was a Dublin why not hasten Crowe wasn’t hanging or queries are character who campaigned for the its demise? We You know how Dublin characters are around Dublin in the always welcome legalising of cannabis in the ’70s and could then rebuild it and rename it. always invading your space in the ’60s. In 2000 Crowe ’80s. An anarchic hippy who After all, the city’s most famous pub? Lambert Simnel (c 1475 - revealed himself to dkenny@tribune.ie organised England’s Windsor ‘Free’ bridge isn’t even named after a Dub – 1525) went a step further – he be a Kavanagh www.davekenny.com anti-establishment festivals of the Daniel O’Connell was from Kerry. invaded another country’s space. fanatic when he early ’70s, he was also, oddly, a civil We could call it Ronnie Drew Lambert was crowned King of rushed to his servant in HM Government’s Bridge. We could even make it England in Dublin in May 1487, defence at the Hello to fellow stationary department at the time. retractable and call it the Ronnie during that country’s ‘War of Bafta awards. Dub, Agnes Danaher. For a man who worked in Draw-Bridge. the Roses’ and then rounded up During a lengthy Thanks for the stationary, he was anything but, and Either way, we’d like to think that an army of Dubs to invade speech, Russ kind words about our when he moved back here in 1975 he Luke and Ronnie are sorting out, over Britain. That’s right: an army of quoted from witterings spent most of his time cycling around a few heavenly pints, which of them Dubs once invaded England – the poet’s on his bike – ‘Senator Sunflower’ – was really the greatest Dubliner. and not just for Cheltenham. ‘Sanctity’, only with a joint in his mitt, planning some As James Brown said, “take it to Lambert’s 8,000-strong force to find out new way to spread the love. the bridge”, boys.