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Alexis Frankie Scott: This Game Sucks
Alexis Frankie Scott: This Game Sucks
Characters: Alexis Frankie Scott Each episode begins with the three sitting on a couch, one of them playing a game.
Episode 1: L.A. Noire F, S, A ordered on couch. Frankie is playing the Xbox, Scott is playing DS, and Alexis is watching the screen. Frankie: [playing game] This game sucks.
Alexis: Thats a terrible argument. Good games borrow ideas all the time.
Frankie: [pauses game and turns so F and A are speaking across S] Okay, take the interrogation system, it isnt padded at all! All choices you make are either completely right or completely wrong.
Alexis: So? The motion capture tech alone is enough to make this an amazing game! The whole point is to be able to tell if someones lying or not.
Frankie: Yeah, but instead of reacting to the evidence I present to them, the suspect gives me some bullshit general response when Im wrong.
Alexis: So what?
Frankie: [sighs] Okay. So say youre the person Im interrogating. Cuts to F in a suit and hat interrogating A sitting at a table. A is still wearing the same clothes.
Frankie: [in voice-over] And say youre a suspect to your husbands murder.
Alexis: Okay
Frankie: [still in voice-over] Uh, he was found hanging from your kids playground.
Frankie: [in voice-over] Right, so I ask you, [F in suit] [intense, leaning far over the table] Where were you on the night of your husbands murder!? Alexis: [jerks back] Wha?
F slaps a piece of broccoli down on the table. Frankie: This says otherwise.
Frankie: [now holding the broccoli in one hand and the dildo in the other] Nothing! Thats the whole point! Instead of being grossed out that Id gone to your house and found this, in the game you would just reply with something inane like [uses high-pitched voice] Oh youre just grasping at straws! and Id fail the interrogation. Its so unrealistic!
Alexis: I sound nothing like that. And, uh, where did you get that?
Frankie: [looks as if he just realized it was there] Oh isnt it I mean I found it in [trails off]
Long silence.
Scott finally looks up from his DS and at F Scott: Whats with the dildo?
Scott: [pauses, looking at the broccoli and the dildo] Oh I thought you hated vegetables?
[Cut to black]