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Artsbridge Monologues
Artsbridge Monologues
Mr. Healy! Hey! Mr. Healy! Mr. Healy? You can’t do this. You just
can’t alter the plot of Once Upon a Mattress. The whole show is
about how Lady Larkin needs to get married ASAP because she's
pregnant out of wedlock. And now to avoid the raciness of an
“unwed mom” she’s no longer going to be pregnant? Mr. Healy we
have a teen mothers program at our highschool. You really think an
unwed mom in a 1950's musical is too racy for us? Are we in Salem
Oregon or Salem Massachusetts circa 1620, whenever those
witches were burned. Well Mr. Healy, let me tell you something.
Well you can't burn me
This witch is fireproof
So try and hang me
And see how strong my neck is
That’s an excerpt from “Headstrong '' a ballad from my new original
musical Crucible, based on Arthur Miller’s play, The Crucible. The
show is told entirely from the perspective of Marry Warren, a part I
was born to play and a part in which you denied me last year. But
this isn't about my ego, Mr Healy, or the never ending mistakes you
make as an artist and as a man. This is about someone bigger than
us. Mary Rodgers the composer of Once Upon a Mattress?
Because once she hears about these heinous changes Mr. Healy
she will die. And if she's like already dead then she will karate kick
her way out of her coffin to find you and slap you in the balls.
PHOEBE - AS YOU LIKE IT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE