Riddles:

1/What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? A sourpuss

2. What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

     
3. When does a boat show affection? When it hugs the shore.
     
4. Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants
     
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well.
     
6 . What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler
sells watches and a jailer watches cells

 7.  What is in the middle of Paris? Letter R

     
8. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet
9. What grows down when it grows up? A goose

10. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a

thousand years? Letter M
     
11. How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days,
and ride out on Friday? His horse is named Friday

12. What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter? A
hole

13. What is the largest ant in the world? Antarctica

14.Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? I would rather
have a tiger eat a lion