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Robin D.

Laws

Art and Murder


Series Pitch of the Month
Credits

dramasytstem layout
writer/designer/ Cathriona Tobin
producer
Robin D. Laws based on a layout
theme by
series pitch Christian Knutsson
author
Robin D. Laws proofreader
Craig Hargreaves
illustration
Rachel A. Kahn

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Art and Murder


—Robin D. Laws

Nutshell hatred of war.


In a post-scarcity economy, there remain • Throwback, an ancestor from the utopian
only two routes to status: art and murder. As epoch, recently awakened when your
guardians of the Great Museum, you struggle cryostasis art installation malfunctioned.
to protect the world’s cultural patrimony from • Artist, more interested in sculpting your
outside marauders—and your own ambitions. own grotesque works than protecting
relics of the past. You believe that your
Characters corpse-towers belong side by side with the
You play members and associates of the Michelangelos and the Rodins, but so far
Terradelta clan, who for centuries have ruled your relatives beg to differ.
the hallways of the Great Museum, repository • Spouse, who married into the clan not so
of humankind’s key works of art, as a personal long ago and has yet to fully understand
fiefdom. Through decades of violent strife, its it.
role as a fortress has gone from metaphorical • New love to a younger family member.
to actual. Today’s Terradelta is as likely to be Your budding romance has earned you a
expert in anti-artillery field harmonics as art spot in the fortress, but not the trust of the
conservation. other Terradeltas.
• Family matriarch/patriarch, who dimly • Retainer: no one has to serve anyone
remembers what the world was like before anymore, but you assist the family because
the quest for status drove it past the brink you believe in the collection. Maybe you
of madness. No matter how great the even believe in them.
risk, you insist that the museum’s original • Disregarded visionary with a plan to
mission be upheld, and outsiders allowed lift humanity from the madness of
in to view the great works the Terradeltas abundance. Before you can convince the
have sworn above all else to protect. world, you have to win over your own
• De facto family leader, who runs the family.
day-to-day of the museum and cares less
for ancient promises than the practical Setting
survival of its works. Of the middle As the 32nd century dawns, material want
generation. has become a distant memory. Unlimited
• Hot shot scion, who secretly would rather free energy has been a staple of life on Earth
be out grabbing glory in the fame wars for three centuries. Four generations ago,
than monitoring humidity levels in the technicians perfected replication technology,
Impressionist wing. allowing anyone to dial up any physical object
• Withdrawn adolescent, in love with the on voice command. You can eat anything you
museum’s art and what it represents. A want at any time. Every intoxicant, from the
gentle soul unprepared for the dangers of classic to the custom-designed, awaits you
the outside world. as soon as you wish for it. When your liver,
• Master of arms. Grizzled bad-ass who esophagus, or veins wear out, you simply turn
exemplifies martial values—including a the replication scanner on yourself and have

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it regrow the worn-out body parts. No-muss, The name of Khessik Dimitro, the man who
instant self-surgery allows you to reshape your vaporized the Louvre will always be listed in
body on demand. When a new face becomes the annals alongside the artists whose works he
fashionable, you simply program it on, endure turned to powder.
a brief pins and needles sensation, and bingo— After this and like incidents, works were
you’re still as stunningly beautiful as everyone moved to the world’s safest institutions.
else on the planet, but in a whole new way. Until Gradually the Grand Museum, constructed
that gets boring, and you switch to another. in the 27th century on a desolate crag by an
In boredom lay the downfall of the utopian eccentric tredecillionaire, became the obvious
epoch. With the need for economic activity set repository for Earth’s most treasured surviving
aside, any profession that wasn’t also a vocation works. The Terradeltas, descendants of the
fell by the wayside. For several generations museum’s first curators, took on the task of
humanity wallowed in its freedom from want. installing the works and increasing the building’s
Despite attempts to neurologically expunge it, fortifications.
the urge to explore, to dominate, and to erect According to the museum’s charter, it must
and maintain hierarchies remained hardwired in remain open to public viewing at least one day a
the human mind. month. The Terradeltas control tickets through
When anyone could rewrite themselves to a a lottery system. They claim that it’s not rigged
perfect physique, sporting events lost their luster. but manage to mostly exclude the worst threats
With nothing left to promise people, democratic to the collection.
political power drained of prestige. Without a social whirl to reflect it, status
Only taste remained as a marker between the means nothing. The world’s most acclaimed
high and the lowly. If you could make a new face creators and sadistic murderers rub shoulders
that the world’s fashionable people all wanted on in a web of parties. The fear of exclusion from
their skulls, you became the toast of every party. A-lists constrains marauders and performance
For a while, at least. If you kept doing it, you torturers to some degree. But then a party
became a superstar. without a few flamboyant slayers loses its edge,
Likewise for musicians, painters, and prompting the celebrated to elevate new hosts,
installation artists. The creative spark couldn’t be willing to play footsie with the entertainingly
copied. You either had it, and stood at the top of unhinged.
the heap, spotted when others had it and bathed In a world of total abundance, do people
in their reflected glory, or stood revealed as a still have children? Are they seen as one of the
hopeless clod, doomed to follow as others led. few outlets for genuine fulfillment, or a vexing
For another generation the celebration of distraction from the pursuit of pleasure? You
creativity, however decadent, remained peaceful. can’t hire help any more, so what’s the point of
Then came the murder artists, who revived the a society where everyone enjoys untold wealth
long-forgotten pathology of serial killing as a if they still have to change diapers? If your
bracingly terrifying performance art. You could offspring can be murdered in the name of art,
be inwardly beautiful, or you could stalk and slay are they no longer worth the heartbreak?
the inwardly beautiful. Either way, celebrity and How settled is the globe in the 32nd
status accrued. century? With food and other resources no
The carefully planned and executed longer a limiting factor, is the world a densely
slaughters of the first generation of murder populated conurbation? Or have art wars
artists broadened in scope, becoming mass culled the population, leaving a plummeting
killings and then martial skirmishes. A new birth rate to do the rest of the job of reducing
breed of military artist arose, waging battles Earth’s population to a fraction of its size in
not to control territory or resources, but for previous eras?
maximum aesthetic impact. The grander the Does cellular replication confer practical
thing your fighting cadre destroyed, the more immortality for those who can avoid death
space you earned in the history chronicles. by unnatural causes. Does it merely extend

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the appearance of youth without significantly Tightening the Screws


increasing lifespan? Or does each use of the • A suicidal member of the family’s social
reshaping technology actually shorten life circle agrees to complicity in her own
expectancy? murder, which is to occur in spectacular
fashion in front of Botticelli’s Primavera.
Themes Can you convince her to fight for life? If
The GM calls the opening episode theme, not, can you protect the precious panel
Soiree at the Edge of the World, in which from blood spatter?
the family prepares, with varying degrees of • A cast member learns that one of the
reluctance, to host a party in the museum’s family’s most vexing rivals has been
grand ballroom. It introduces the setting’s targeted for art murder. Do you let it
contrast of abundance and boundary-pushing happen? If the plot goes sideways, do you
doom. Who does the family see fit to invite intervene to put it back on track?
to this hot-ticket event? Leaving out all • A key component of the collection goes
the marauders will enrage them, perhaps missing. How far has the thief taken it, and
provoking an attack on the museum. Inviting how can it be recovered?
too many gives them a chance to case the • An obscure clause of the museum’s charter
joint. seems to demand a change in leadership.
• Pecking Order: How does the family’s Does the family free itself from the crush of
unarticulated ranking system reflect responsibility? Or do they cover up a mere
broader society’s insane pursuit of status? ancient legalism that would surely leave the
• I Reject Your Breast: Scandalous events collection open to pillage?
at an art party rocket a cast member to • The art murderer of a cast member’s
sudden fame. Is notoriety a blessing or a loved one, struck by the sublimity of a
trap? zen portrait, undergoes an epiphany and
• Spreading Wings: A member of the renounces violent art. She dismisses her
younger generation gets the chance bodyguard of loyal groupies and seeks
to leave the Great Museum for a new forgiveness from the cast. Do they grant it?
opportunity. Does the family close ranks Do they spot the dangers inherent in being
to keep their future leader in the fold? around her when word of her unprotected
• The Tyranny of Age: The embattled state reaches relatives of her past victims?
museum becomes a metaphor for the • An art murderer announces that one
crumbling body of an aged cast member. canapé just now served at a reception in
• The Fire of Youth: How can the new progress has been poisoned. He has the
generation learn how to protect the place, antidote and will dole it out if any attendee
if the old guard won’t grant them any at the soiree can compose a single original
authority or autonomy? thought. Which of the cast tries to think
• A Perfect Day: The family clears its such a thought? Which tries to use the time
schedules for one moment of tranquil to get the antidote by other means?
togetherness. How long before somebody • Two generals of marauder units offer to
ruins everything? assist the family in luring the other into a
• Impermanence: Despite all attempts trap. Can you betray both of them in one
at preservation, the essential neon go, or is it better to keep a safe distance
sculpture of the 20th century is falling into from their schemes?
irreversible disrepair. Do you pass off a • The shielding unit on the Pergamon blows,
replicated version as the original, label the leaving its key works vulnerable. In the
replacement as a copy, or let it fade from scramble to claim a share of their treasures,
memory altogether? how do the Terradeltas make sure the best
of them go to the Great Museum?
• You find a replicated copy of a cast

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member, devoid of sapience but otherwise abuse. Do you protect the creature? Put it
anatomically identical, scavenging in the down? Do you seek out the replicator and
museum’s topiary courtyard. On medical take preemptive action against its abuser?
examination, it shows signs of sexual

Names

Names of the 32nd century art circuit tend toward the florid and dramatic, suggesting a thousand years of cosmopolitanism blurring
ancient national boundaries. Gender distinctions between names have lost their tang; nearly any first name could belong to a man, a
woman, or a new gender category brought into being through body resculpting.

Most PCs will be Terradeltas, so given names outnumber surnames.

Given Names Surnames


Avta Rabem Clade
Baccatus Rabient Gentian
Dato Spanei Gwelnicon
Elo Tenga Laurel
Fericar Thogos Leothrix
Glabra Verik Olbspawn
Glamifer Zaqar Otara
Hezmiram Zenna Passiflora
Holmiroad Peryton
Iyonoster Scalopus
Joju Shembeyn
Ketravin Tavares
Khandil Terask
Kimir Tristan
Logaril
Mordifent
Mziandis
Ochi

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