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Friends S1 E10
Friends S1 E10
Oh, he is precious.
Where did you get him?
That is so cruel.
...having a roommate
is just kind of pathe...
You guys,
I'm doing all-new material tonight.
[GROUP GROANS]
[GROUP SHOUTING]
Gee, what?
What is wrong with New Year's?
...desperate scramble
to find anything with lips...
- Sure.
- Fine.
You know, I was hoping
for a little more enthusiasm.
- Woo!
- Okay.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Thanks. Hi.
[SINGING]
I made a man with eyes of coal
La-la-la
My mother's ashes
[CLEARS THROAT]
Sorry.
ROSS:
Come here, Marcel. Sit here.
[MARCEL CHATTERING]
MONICA:
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Except...
Ross.
He's playing with my spatulas again.
Yes, I was.
Sure. Yeah.
- Really.
- Oh, yeah. I'm sure of it.
- Now? Now?
- Right now. Just...
[CHUCKLES]
[SHOUTS]
- Uh, four.
- Four.
- Five.
- Five.
- Really?
- Yeah, we played. We watched TV.
What, uh?
No.
And a melon.
- Phoebe. Hi.
- Hi, Max. Do you know everybody?
- Minsk?
- Minsk. It's in Russia.
January 1 st.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Hello?
MAX:
Yeah.
You decide.
- Stay.
- Stay.
[LAUGHING NASALLY]
You remember Janice.
Vividly.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
MONICA: Hi.
- Hi, I'm Sandy.
Ha, ha.
Party.
- Ha, ha.
- Yeah.
Hey, kids.
[LAUGHING NASALLY]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
ALL:
Fun Bobby!
MONICA:
Hey, Bobby.
...here I am.
[SOBBING]
Hey, Janice?
Oh, no.
- Hi, Max.
- Yoko.
Wow.
MAX:
It won't be the same...
- Uh, ow.
- Sorry. Um...
And then you put
your arms around me...
[MUMBLING]
Hey, everybody, the ball is going.
GROUP:
What?
[SOBBING]
GROUP:
One. Happy New Year!
There.