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Object Multiverse Reboot - Episode 1 Part 2: An Ink Catastrophe
Object Multiverse Reboot - Episode 1 Part 2: An Ink Catastrophe
Object Multiverse Reboot - Episode 1 Part 2: An Ink Catastrophe
*Intro*
*Title Card*
*The contestants that lost the last challenge are still falling*
Chip: Ok, how high were those platforms? I’d have dropped out immediately if I knew how long
this would take!
Pearl: I’d have been motivated to try harder! I’m sure I would have won, too.
Chip: Suuure. No way you’d have been able to win in that fragile oyster.
Pearl: Not my fault! Nut/Bolt should have made it more durable.
*farther up*
Exit Sign: Ugh, the service here is awful! I haven’t been able to post anything on my Instagram
for 2 hours!
Woodchip: *sarcastically* Oh, no! Everyone’s going to think you’re dead!! We need to get
service quick!
Speary: Hold on… I have service here. let me take a look at your phone.
*Speary takes Exit Sign’s phone*
Speary: Looks like it automatically shifted to Airplane Mode. Wi-fi never works when that’s on.
Exit Sign: Wonderful. I’ve been without service for NO REASON!!
*Exit Sign punches her phone out of anger*
Exit Sign: Wait, NO! My phone!!
D-Pad: F**king hell I counted on that win. Whoever the captains are, I bet they’re going to be
stupid and not pick me until the end!
Survival Kit: Yeesh, what’s with all the swearing? I lost and I’m not this upset.
D-Pad: F*CK OF- Actually, thank you for asking rather than antagonizing me immediately! I
appreciate it.
Survival Kit: I’m a boy scout. It’s in my honor to care for everyone, and this includes you too.
D-Pad: Well, since you weren’t too rude about it, I guess I’ll tell you...
*epic flashback time*
D-Pad: Back home, my home and where I was raised, I was treated like sh*t.
D-Pad: I was forced to work harder than I ever could.
D-Pad: All my life was filled with stress and harsh environments.
D-Pad: If I dared to sit back, out came the belt.
D-Pad: Now that I’m grown, I consider swearing and yelling the best way for me to get my anger
out.
*end of epic flashback time*
Survival Kit: There are better ways to get your anger out. I would suggest taking deep breaths! It
helps sort of reset your emotions.
*kawaii cake slides into the scene*
KC: uwu
D-Pad: That sounds stupid, but I’ll try.
Survival Kit: All right!
Star Coin: Finally, I’ve cleaned up that stupid body dump. I should have listened to TV…
*Star Coin starts to speak over the loudspeaker*
Star Coin: Alright everyone, stop what you’re doing for now, we need to pick the teams.
NES Cartridge: No fair, I just got started playing Mario Hat Kart NotProductPlacement Deluxe!
Star Coin: You’re a captain. You should be excited to pick teams!
NES Cartridge: I suppose...
Star Coin: So, since everyone’s arriving, take a seat.
Chip: I don’t see any chairs...
File Cabinet: I wouldn’t think we’d need them, we’re all out in a field.
Nut/Bolt: Wait, this is a field? Could’ve sworn we were at my construction site a few hours ago.
Pearl: Blind as a bat, I see.
Legal Paper: How much land was even rented?
*Nut/Bolt rolls his eyes*
Star Coin: I meant for you to sit on the ground! Anyway, NES Cartridge and Euro are currently
waiting to choose their teams, and since Euro knocked off Nut/Bolt-
Nut/Bolt: He blew me up!
Star Coin: Okay… since Euro BLEW UP Nut/Bolt, he gets to choose first.
NES Cartridge: Shouldn’t you be discouraging violence?
Star Coin: At least he did something in the challenge, unlike you!
NES Cartridge: Fair enough.
Tinfoil Ball: Pardon me, sir, but how can armless people like myself hold a ink gun?
Silver Star Coin: Use your legs, duh!
Medical Stool: Face, Pearl, and I don’t even have limbs!
Star Coin: Sucks to be you! Figure something out.
Pearl: I’d be able to use my oyster if a certain SOMEONE hadn’t made it so weak!
Nut/Bolt: Jeez, I can just build you a new one!
Star Coin: Tooooooo late. We’re starting.
Pearl: No!!
File Cabinet: Won’t it take an eternity to clear up all the ink after the challenge?
Star Coin: I had an arena built specifically for this challenge. We can just leave all the ink there.
USB: Neat.
Star Coin: I’m flattered. Okay I’m gonna teleport you all to the arena now.
Witch Hat: How will you manage to --
*all the contestants along with the hosts get teleported to the arena*
Star Coin: I knew that teleportation spell that shady guy on the street taught me would come in
handy someday.
Witch Hat: Magic is supposed to be MY thing!
Star Coin: Does it look like I care? Three, two, one, GO!
NES Cartridge: Okay, team. I’d suggest we split in half so we can cover more ground.
USB: How do you know that’ll work?
NES Cartridge: As I’ve said before, I got to Rank 50 in this game. We’ll have Marker, Liverpool,
Nut/Bolt, USB, D-Pad, Survival Kit, Speech Bubble, and I go out in the open. Everyone else will
stay out of sight from the other team.
Symbol: Hmph, fine.
File Cabinet: You’re not just gonna complain the whole time, are you?
Marker: Yeah, dude, next thing you know, you might find yourself eliminated.
Symbol: Doubt it.
Fishbowl: G-Guys, please don’t argue! It w-won’t solve anything!
NES Cartridge: You’re right. Go, go, go!
*NES Cartridge’s group runs off*
Nut/Bolt: Mk, with my spectacular building skills, I figure I can make something that can rapidfire
ink.
NES Cartridge: Like a turret?
Nut/Bolt: Exactly!
*he sets it up*
Nut/Bolt: One of us is gonna have to sit back and man this thing.
USB: I’ll do it. I don’t want to be out in the open getting all inked.
NES Cartridge: I suppose we’re also gonna need 2 people on defense.
Liverpool: Let the limbless guys do it. They can’t help with any offensive stuff.
Medical Stool: How are we supposed to defend the turret with no limbs?
Liverpool: I dunno, just yell to get our attention or something.
Medical Stool: Sounds good to me.
Pearl: The less I have to do, the better!
Witch Hat: Notey, see that gigantic podium in the middle of the arena?
*show the thingy*
Notey: What about it?
Witch Hat: Take me to the top of it. When I’m up there, I can scope out the entire arena and
shoot pretty much everywhere.
Notey: Sure thing.
*when up top*
Witch Hat: Alright, now you and Face should go try and fly over enemy base and take out NES
Cartridge.
Notey: How come?
Witch Hat: He knows the most. Without him, their team turns into a pack of chickens running
without their heads. They’ll be gone in seconds!
*cut to Euro*
Euro: Ha ha! I just had a great idea!
Bamboo: What?
Euro: I’m gonna plant an ink bomb at their base! It’ll destroy their turret and kill everyone
manning it!
Exit Sign: Do you even know how to make one?
Euro: Already done!
Exit Sign: Oh.
*Euro starts running to the base*
*near base*
Medical Stool: EURO NEARBY WITH A BOMB!
USB: Oh shoot! I gotta fire at him!
*USB starts rapid fire*
*Euro dodges everything*
Euro: No one can land a hit on me!
Medical Stool: Pearl, do something!
Pearl: Did you forget neither of us have limbs?
NES Cartridge: EVERYONE RUN AWAY QUICK! *attempts to run away but trips* Oof.
Euro: Wait… Is it going to blow up before I actually --
*the bomb blows killing Euro, Pearl, NES Cartridge, and Medical Stool, leaving the turret in bad
condition*
Star Coin: Well, it looks like both team captains are out. This should be interesting.
Chip: *angrily* Wonderful! With NES Cartridge gone, we’ve lost half our knowledge!
Legal Paper: I’ll lead us. I’m the greatest voice of reason we have.
USB: Alright honey, just don’t be a bossy control freak gurl.
Legal Paper: If it takes a control freak to win, then so be it!
*USB gulps*
USB: I was only kidding…
Star Coin: And with that, The Grandiose Gamers win! Nut/Bolt and Legal Paper were the last
two standing, and they’ve won with 70% of the land being covered with their ink!
*Nut/Bolt does a cool, epic pose, while Legal Paper just stands there*
Silver Star Coin: Now let’s recover the dead contestants.
*everyone recovers*
NES Cartridge: Ugh, what happened?
Nut/Bolt: Legal Paper took charge while you got bombed, and he and I won the challenge for us!
NES Cartridge: Yesss!
Euro: ARE YOU SERIOUS??
Star Coin: Well, Euro, since your team lost, it’ll have to face elimination next episode.
Euro: Nghhhh.
Star Coin: And as I said earlier, it’s contestant vote. No pesky viewers getting rid of the
interesting people first!
Star Coin: I’ll see you all next time on the next episode of Object Multiverse Reboot! Thank you
for watching!
D-Pad: I doubt you’ll see any of them! They all probably went away after hearing it’s a
contestant vote show.
Star Coin: Be quiet, the episode is over.
Marker: He has a p-
Star Coin: I said, the episode is over!
Kawaii Cake: *Squeak*
Star Coin: GOODBYE!
*Credits*
*Episode Ends*
(also keep in mind that we need to write the characters based on their personalities)
(Oh and just in case we forget the personalities of the characters: https://sta.sh/015sqocnpb7u)
Teams:
The Grandiose Gamers:
NES Cartridge (Team Captain)
Chip
Symbol
Liverpool
Fishbowl
Nut and Bolt
D-Pad
Survival Kit
File Cabinet
Pearl
Marker
Woodchip
Medical Stool
Legal Paper
USB
Speech Bubble