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YOU'RE DOING FAMILIARS ALL WRONG

FAMILIARS

Many people assume that familiars are animals that a wizard has empowered to be
servants and allies. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Paladins will tell you that familiars are demons, sent to corrupt wizards with power.
Others say that they are the ancient spirits that originally taught mankind magic, or that
familiars are spells that have slipped away from their masters and now meddle in the
affairs of wizards.

Whatever is true, wizards obtain familiars by casting the spell known as call to familiar
spirit. This is optional, and many (smart) wizards never mess around with familiars in
the first place.

Once called the familiar will appear in 1d20 hours. What sort of familiar appears
depends on where they are summoned. A frog familiar might appear if summoned in a
swamp, while calling for familiars within a city sometimes returns a brownie or a jenkin.

a wizard and his familiar

The wizard must then bargain with the familiar. Familiars usually want to ally
themselves with promising young savants with a bright
destiny. Every familiar wants to be the voice in the ear of
an archmage. They want power, indirectly. After
bargaining, the hopeful wizard makes a Charisma check
with the following modifiers.

If the wizard is boring, meek, or unambitious, there

will be a -1/-2 penalty.
If the wizard is power-hungry or promises the familiar
great things, there will be a +1/+2 bonus.
The wizard can sacrifice things to appease the
familiar. First, sacrifice as much stuff as you want,
then make a Wisdom check. Success means that
you get a +1 bonus for every 100sp of stuff sacrificed
this way (gold thrown in the well, holy books burned,
gemstones turned to dirt,etc). Failure means that you
have misjudged the familiar's desires and your
sacrifices will count for nothing.
a wizard and his familiar
If the wizard succeeds on the Charisma check, the
familiar agrees to join you in a mutually-binding, magical contract. If the check is failed, roll on the Breach of Covenent
Table below, and that familiar will never again appear to you. In fact, no familiar will ever appear to you at this location.
You've been 86'd.

Once a familiar has agreed to work with you, it can be summoned to your side. But familiars are fickle. Whenever you
attempt to summon your familiar, make a Charisma check. Success means that the familiar arrives immediately.
Otherwise it arrives in 1d20 hours. If you have annoyed your familiar, you automatically fail this Test, while familiars
that are extremely pleased will always arrive promptly.

Your familiar doesn't really exist before it's summoned. It

crawls out of your hair, or scrabbles out of the wall. And
leaves in similarly dramatic fashion. It can only be hurt by
magic.

Familiars can use the detect magic spell at will, and will
even share the results with you if you ask nicely (this is
so trivial that it doesn't demand a favor in exchange).
a wizard and his familiar
More importantly, familiars can perform services, but
never more than 1/day. However, for every service it performs, you owe a favor.

1. Familiars can teach you spells, which you can then add to your spellbook immediately and at no cost. Roll on the
random spell table to see which one. The familiar will only perform this service 1d4+1 times before it refuses. It cannot
teach you what you cannot understand. The first spell is free.

2. Familiars can give you an extra spell slot of your highest level spell for one day.

3. Familiars can give you +2 to your caster level for one day.

4. Familiars can save you from a violent death—but only once, and only if the familiar answers your summons
immediately (i.e. you make that Charisma check mentioned above). The details are best left to the DM, but the familiar
might crawl inside your mouth and give you the strength you need to overcome the situation, or you might just walk
back into the campsite later on like nothing happened. Regardless, once your familiar has performed this favor for
you, you become bound to it body and soul. You will never be rid of it. You owe it a favor every time you level up, or
every time you gain a negative level.

5. Pretty much anything else you can dream up. Want it to scout out the next room? No problem. That counts as a
favor, though.

Each favor is always something that the familiar can call in immediately, or at a later date. It's up to the DM, but the
most appropriate favors are ones that are appropriate to the familiar's goals (see below) and potentially destrucive.
Forgetting to return the spellbook to the wizard who has treated you kindly? Kill the silly NPC paladin who always gets
in the way? Stealing a torch from a baby? If this seems harsh, you can roll a 1d6 or something to see how
unpalatable the familiar's request is.

If the wizard performs the favor that the familiar requests, that's the end of it. But if the wizard refuses, that is a
violation the contract with the familiar, and deserving of a roll on the Breach of Covenant table.

Breach of the Covenant (d8)

1-4. mutation 5-6. permanent -1 to HP 7-8. permanent -1 to Save

As long as you can convince your familiar that you still have a chance to fulfill your destiny, it will not abandon you
(although it might get grumpy). It has a contract to fulfill, after all.

To see a suggested familiar, roll on each table below, or just roll once for all four. DMs are encouraged to make up
their own, and especially to tailor the appearance for the environment where the call to familiar spirit spell was first
cast.

Suggested Appearances (d8)

1. matte black crow, flies backwards.
2. fat weasel, sleeps constantly in your pocket or purse.
3. swollen toad, nearby objects and surfaces become soggy.
4. miniature woman, 2' tall with gold skin, wearing only jewelry.
5. small pig, walks like a man, fond of eating bones and skin.
6. white mouse, everyone gets goosebumps when it appears, speaks like a king.
7. brown jenkin, sort of like a large rat with human hands and face, fond of
fetching things.
8. black cat, always stands on your shadow, causes discomfort on places where
it's paws touch

True Appearance (d8) visible only using wizard vision or some magical truesight
bullshit
1. small, misshapen version of you.
2. nauseous cloud of impossible colors.
3. hole in the universe.
4. empty skin, twitching/fluttering as if in a wind.
5. misshapen human child
6. pulsing mass of roiling meat.
7. there is nothing there and never has been.
8. suspiciously, it looks the same (or does it?).

Unique Power (d8)

1. can see the future in spilled intestines, quite accurate a wizard and her familiar

2. can teleport the caster (only) to the nearest graveyard

3. can double your current HP, but will fade in 1d20 hours
4. can create false gold that will disappear in 1d20 hours
5. can create a feast fit for a king
6. can make a virgin fall in love with you
7. can fetch a named item that has been forgotten by all
8. no special power, but it will pretend that it has one

Goal (d8)
1. exploration of new frontiers (especially of the mind and/or other planes) and cosmic truth
2. iconoclasm and an end to banal religions (cosmic horror-gods are the only true gods; worship is optional)
3. magical power to bend the universe to your will
4. political power to rule the world and become a leader of men (preferred: starting a cult, marrying royalty)
5. deaths of weaklings and fools
6. carnal pleasure, incomprehensible ecstasy
7. construction of a vast object, built for some distant, undefined purpose (preferred: tower, ziggurat, ship)
8. destruction of the self through dissolution, dissociative drugs, anomie, and constant exposure to danger