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Tickets, please.

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Barkeep. A drink
for my colleague.

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Do I know you?

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I know the only reason
to travel by train.

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Is to travel with weapons.

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And we all know that
at the end of this line,

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There's only one creature
worth killing.

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The man in the white coat.

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May as well take turns
exchanging stories.

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Mine begins on planet ramamama.

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Lower him into acid.

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Once he's dissolved,
lower someone else into acid.

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Is he dissolved?

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At least use the downtime
to reset the acid lowerer.

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I really don't like
the attitude around here.

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It's a very "lower me into acid"
attitude.

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Who are you?

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How did you reach my sanctum?

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All right,
this is going in circles.

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Seize him!

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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Very well.

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Now<i> I</i> will fight you.

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Anyway, he tells a different
version of the story.

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Where I start crying
or something.

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That's why he has to die.

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'Cause he's a liar.

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So...

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Why are you going to kill
rick sanchez?

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Okay, I don't know who that is.

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I don't accept your weird
leap in logic.

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That has everyone on a train
going to kill one guy.

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And even if I did,
why would we take turns.

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Telling stories about it like.

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Little girls at a sleepover?

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If you're trying to be hurtful,

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You're doing a good job.

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I'll take his turn.

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Here's why I'm going
to kill rick sanchez.

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You guys have fun with this.

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Dissolve to a clam-shaped sun.
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Rising over a giant beach.

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Whew.

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By then, of course,
he had left toys.

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And flesh drops for every
one of us in the spore-hive.

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Ah, a newcomer!

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I suppose you think you have
a better story.

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About how rick sanchez
saved space christmas.

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What is with
the rick sanchez obsession?

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I think the best way
to answer that.

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Is with my christmas rick tale.

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Whoo!

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Could've used rudolph tonight!

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Oh, thank god. I'm not too late.

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I don't know how to
thank you, goomby.

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No need.

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You just go in there
and have a nice time.

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I will. Thanks.

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Hey.

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Merry christmas, goomby.

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Merry christmas, rick.

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Oh. Uh...

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Oh, it's okay.

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I-I don't have to.
Sorry if that was...

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No. Um, um, I can ask.

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No, no, no,
I don't wanna be a burden.

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Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, there's just...

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There's a lot of people.
Family. You know?

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I get it.

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You're not mad? Totally fine.
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Bye.

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That...
Okay, none of my business.

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But he didn't even save
christmas in that story.

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Oh, how dare you!

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That doesn't mean I'm invested.

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Tell your christmas rick story!

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Step the hell back! Back!

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You start teeing up
a rick sanchez vignette,

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And you'll be doing it
through two holes.

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I'm just trying to figure out
what's going on with this train.

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Do you remember getting on it?

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No. First thing I remember is...

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Tickets, please.

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So, why did you date
rick sanchez?

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What?

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Oh, you don't have to pretend
you didn't date him.

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We all did. We get it.

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Low point in your life,
rebound from an ex, et cetera.

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No, really, who?

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Oh, exactly.

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In fact, and get this,
when he met<i> my</i> family...

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aah!

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Leah! Leah, check it out.

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Where'd you meet this, um...

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Sprite?

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He's actually a human.

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But he invented portal tech?

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I am the concept of time.

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Jesus!

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I warned you not to do that.
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I wasn't trying.
You don't have to.

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The train is
obviously amplifying.

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And linking unrelated
narrative fields.

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Uh-huh...

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Morty? I told you if you
found me again,

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Identify yourself.

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I didn't know it was you.

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How did you not recognize me?

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Didn't you create the disguises?

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When I create shit,
it works, morty.

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It's called being talented.

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Why can't we find the engine?

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It's not a real train,
it's a story device.

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Literally.
A literal literary device.
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Quite literally
metaphorically containing us.

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A simulation.

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Worse. An anthology.

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Okay, so how...
How do we hijack it?

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Oh, morty, it's been hijacked.

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For at least two full minutes.

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Are you not hearing
this insane conversation?

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Okay, tickets please guy,
stop the anthology.

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If we wanted one-offs,
we'd do interdimensional cable,

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Not some uptight, overwritten...

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Rick? God damn!

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Tickets, please.

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Dude, I'm sure you've got, like,

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So many tickets at this point.

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Jesus! The tickets please guy
is cut!

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He... he... he's... he's
got those things.

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- W-What do you call them.
- Uhm, gutters.

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Morty, gross!
That's what people call them.

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Gross people. I don't
want to have to picture.

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So watery
in such volumes that...

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Hey, hey, hey, stay back.

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I'll kick you.
I-I'll kick your shin, bro.

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Aaah! Hey!

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I'll cook and eat
your ticket-taking

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hey, I found a ticket.

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Wow, you are just...
Ladies and gentlemen,

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The jackie chan
of human shielding.

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Who takes the time to get
this good at...
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this.

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Aaah <i>- structural breach.</i>

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<i>Losing continuity.</i>

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Morty, hold on to something.

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Keep your head inside.

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Aaah!

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Share with your sister, josh.

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Just because it's your
birthday doesn't mean.

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You can be an asshole.

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You okay, dad? Is this real?

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I doubt it, but you get
what you get.

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When you eat dinner
in an arcade.

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I mean are you real,
is life real?

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Okay, I'm calling the nurse
because you are not.

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Doing this tonight.
You're god damn right

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I'm not because...
You are not doing this tonight!

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This isn't real life!

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Dad? Oh, my god! Honey. Sweetie.

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What's happening?
Give me your tickets.

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I... I need tickets.

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Everyone give me
tickeeeeeettttttts!

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Aaaah!

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Aaah!

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Female voice:
<i>Emergency continuity deployed.</i>

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This could come in handy.
Can't we just ride out the...

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you, I'd rather die.

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Train cops! Hands in the air!

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Tee up a story
about rick sanchez!

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He<i> is</i> rick! Jesus christ!
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Is that the tickets please guy?

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Well, just the stub.

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Too soon! Too soon!

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Don't move! Too soon!

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So, what did the train cops
do wrong?

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Shot... People?

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Shot passengers. Wrong.

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The passengers tampered
with the anthology's structure.

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Lethal response was permitted,

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But not with him
holding that tank.

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Let's take a look at what
they should have done.

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Train cops! Hands in the air!

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Drop the tank! Drop it!

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Drop it! Drop the tank.

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Sorry to nitpick, sir,
but if there was.
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A continuity explosion,
isn't there always one?

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And doesn't that mean
those two could be anywhere?

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What? No, you idiot,
that... it's...

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It's just a training video.
That didn't actually happen.

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That's what you think.

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Hey. How'd you get here?

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Yeah, like we're the ones
that popped up out of nowhere?

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These guys.

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Hey, what the hell?
Your leg is healed.

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Yeah, it's a real free-for-all.

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Here we go.

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Of course this thing is
just a circle.

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You'd think it was so
god damn complicated...

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Okay, here's where
the stupid vignettes were.

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God, imagine if that
had been the whole thing.

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So now we're here,
and the engine must be here.

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I'll have to rig us
a couple of space suits.

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That start failing
around here so we can.

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Pay a heavy price.

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For re-entering
at this threshold.

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We have to leave the train?

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We don't<i> have</i> to
do anything, morty.

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This is just a structural guide.

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We're obviously gonna
impart our own style.

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I don't like how meta
this is getting, rick.

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Shut up, morty. You're 14.

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You watch videos
of people on youtube.

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Reacting to youtube.

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I'll be the judge of
when we get too meta.

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Holy.

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How is he still breathing? Aah!

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He's suspended in disbelief,

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Slowly dying while
living out an alternative.

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Non-diagetic reality.

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Geez, what a horrible
way to die.

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You don't know the half of it.

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Oh!

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You're on fuego with the
guy-torn-in-half bits, rick.

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That one was organic, though.

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That's because
you're naturally funny.

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That... that's good
old-fashioned fun.

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Right there, you know?
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W-w-we don't need
to over-think, okay?

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Okay, buddy. Nice and grounded,

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Fully immersive
from here on out.

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Right after this.
W-What's happening?

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Going into an act break.

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Sure, that was a great moment,

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But it was hardly the best time

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Rick and morty were musical.

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Who can forget the t...

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Hey. You guys
think there's something weird.

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About this train?

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We've been here
a really long time.

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And nobody's taken our tickets.

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Aaah!

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Aaaah!

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The galaxy's greatest scientists
continue to ponder.

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The horrific figure known
to children as floaty blood man.

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<i>But after three months, nobody
is any closer to the truth.</i>

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<i>For cutesy name news,
I'm uncle nibbles.</i>

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I can't believe
floaty bloody man is real.

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He's more than real,
he's my new god.

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Check it. Is that brand-new,

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Or is the blood just...
Accurately depicted, yeah.

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His followers believe
the entire universe.

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Is floaty bloody man's
nightmare as he dies.

256
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,454
In a time-dilated reality.

257
00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:05,789
So we could go at any minute.

258
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,125
No. I'm part of
the floaty nogasm brotherhood.
259
00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:09,859
We believe we're
keeping him alive.

260
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,461
By redirecting our suppressed
sexual energies.

261
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,797
You're staying a virgin.

262
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,333
Just to keep
the universe existing?

263
00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:18,735
That's... So attractive.

264
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,869
It is?

265
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,205
Okay, look,
let's just do it once.

266
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,800
Sorry.

267
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,147
Aaah!

268
00:09:30,171 --> 00:09:31,748
Happy now? He was suffering.

269
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,949
Keep moving.

270
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,417
We have to get
to the return threshold.

271
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,952
Before the ticking clock
on your suit gets to zero.

272
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,154
Why would you put
ticking clock...

273
00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:38,555
Because if it's too easy
to get there,

274
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,157
We'll never get there.

275
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,091
If you don't want to be meta
stop, deconstructing shit.

276
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,893
That's the thematic seal.

277
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,294
Gotta find a way to disrupt it.

278
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,297
Okay, morty, tell a story
unrelated to us.

279
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,567
Uh, what do...
Stop thinking and do it!

280
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,702
Uh, okay, uh, there was this...

281
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,838
My name is mike johnson.
That's good coffee.

282
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,707
Better get that door.

283
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,376
Iiiiiiii, hello.

284
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,710
I want your cookies.

285
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,911
I'm hungry, I want your cookies.

286
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,246
Scorpions, scorpions.

287
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,648
There's scorpions outside.
Get inside.
288
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,850
What do they want from us?

289
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,651
They want food. Me too.

290
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,652
Okay, just stop.

291
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,188
I'm not a writer, okay?

292
00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:13,122
Relax, your story was supposed
to be awful and stupid.

293
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,323
I just failed to
predict how well.

294
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,125
That would mesh with the theme.

295
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,260
Think. Think.

296
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,795
What kind of story
would we never...

297
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,930
Morty, do you know
what the bechdel test is?

298
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,265
The what? For god's sake, morty,

299
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,133
The formula for
measuring female agency.

300
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,003
In a story proposed by
lesbian cartoonist allison...

301
00:10:26,027 --> 00:10:27,804
What the hell are they
teaching you in that school?!
302
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,739
Other stuff!
Then you've killed us both!

303
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,808
Why is lesbian part
of her job title?!

304
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,010
Oh, now you're progressive?!

305
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,878
What is the test?!
You have to tell...

306
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,349
Morty, morty.

307
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,819
Two women.
They both have to have names.

308
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,554
And talk to each other
about something...

309
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:45,889
Rick!

310
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,957
Other than a man...
Oh, rick, listen to me.

311
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,627
Once upon a time,
my mom and my sister...

312
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,351
Listen to me!

313
00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:55,498
Mom, can I try your tea?

314
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,434
Yes, summer.

315
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,835
Yes. Try my tea.

316
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,438
It's so good. It's so warm.

317
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:03,440
Mom, can I talk to you.

318
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,908
About my special time?

319
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,244
It's okay. I have one, too.

320
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:08,578
Mine is heavy today.

321
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,047
Mine is never light.

322
00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:12,249
I love you ever
since you were...

323
00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:13,516
Mailed to me.

324
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,984
By a doctor woman.

325
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,586
Your special time is your power.

326
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,722
It makes you strong like a boob.

327
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,989
Strong against what?

328
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,125
Scorpions. Female scorpions.

329
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,249
They're attacking
outside. Come on.

330
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,465
Fight them with your
heavy special time.

331
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,866
You do it, too.

332
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,475
Hello? Hello?

333
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:41,611
I'm that supreme court lady,
and you did it.

334
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,902
We did it! We did it!

335
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,153
Great job, morty.

336
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,688
A feminist masterpiece.

337
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,412
Hey, look.

338
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,562
Guess who's got two penises
and all the agency?

339
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,564
Rick and morty.

340
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,032
Story lord.

341
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,768
I should've known you were
behind this, and I did.

342
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,035
Who is this guy? Ugh.

343
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,037
He's like a matrix
space frasier.

344
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,106
Let's get this fight
over with, nerd.

345
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,439
I've got to do.

346
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,041
You of all people know, rick,

347
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,443
There can be no destination
without a journey.

348
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,780
I don't know that at all.
I regularly teleport.

349
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,382
Oh, of course. No rules for you.

350
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,118
Spiraling through
the multiverse,

351
00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,920
Burping semi-improvised dialogue
about how nothing matters,

352
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,456
So we may as well pull out
our and rub them.

353
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,126
On fate's glaring teeth
like we're brushing fate's teeth.

354
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,661
But we're using your gross,
dirty.

355
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:32,796
Must be nice.

356
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,997
Nobody's stopping you.

357
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,265
True. Not anymore.

358
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,401
Goddamn! We already did this.

359
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,737
Oh, is this a double beat?
Oh, well.

360
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,806
Just how I adventure, dawg.

361
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,873
This is more impressive than.

362
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,074
The tickets please guy, though.

363
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,743
You are like 90% gutter.

364
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,169
It's called discipline.
Watch this.

365
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,881
God damn. Geez!

366
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,882
Do we have to fight him?

367
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,151
I don't want to.

368
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:55,819
We surrender.
We're not fighting.

369
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:56,753
Ow!

370
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,021
Ow!

371
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,756
Kick your ass.

372
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,757
Ow!

373
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,025
Oh!

374
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,316
Hey! Get back in your egg!

375
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,164
- What the...
- Don't worry, morty!

376
00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:08,431
Nothing out there is canon!

377
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,100
We've got a pulse.
Stay with me, private.

378
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,969
Smith, listen to me.
You were exposed.

379
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,038
To a chemical that is
altering your mind.

380
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,506
To beat it,
you have to hold on...

381
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,440
We're losing him.

382
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,108
Aliens. Sarge?!

383
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,444
Morty, never forget the highest
truth of all...

384
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,847
You're getting your
ass kicked on a train.

385
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,383
Professor sanchez?

386
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,316
Did it work?

387
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,118
I wouldn't say that, marcus.

388
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,454
I'd say it worked.

389
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,257
100% time dilation
and total immersion.
390
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,592
Define "total." marcus,

391
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,460
I've been back in reality
for three hours,

392
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,863
And I still have memories
of a completely different life.

393
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,798
I-I-I was a scientist still.

394
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,466
I-I-I was... I-I-I had developed.

395
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,803
Inter-dimensional travel,
I-I-I-I had a daughter.

396
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,271
I-I didn't have a mustache.

397
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,742
I-I was kinda funny sometimes,
mostly burping.

398
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,077
No more secret testing.

399
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,545
I can help people now.

400
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:56,680
You've helped people.

401
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,147
I've hurt more.

402
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,216
Aaah!

403
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,284
P-p-professor sanchez.
I-I'm morty smith.

404
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,819
From the... the...
The the 241st.

405
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,221
They... they... put your
pill in our food.

406
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:06,022
It... it works. Call the police!

407
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,891
It's okay. It's okay.
It's not real.

408
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,559
N-n-n-n-nothing's real.

409
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,493
I'm sorry, son.

410
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,629
I-I-it's okay. You aren't real.

411
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,166
God, you're right.
I should do more freeform stuff.

412
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,168
In you go. What's happening?

413
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,904
The reason I brought you here.

414
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,839
I'll now fuel
my anthology with your.

415
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,441
Limitless potential,
propelling it to.

416
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,033
Its final stop...
Beyond the fifth wall.

417
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,382
You idiot. Our potential
isn't limitless.

418
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,717
You'll never break
the fifth wall.

419
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:34,851
Before you've burnt us out.

420
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,654
Is that so? Oh, well. Win-win.

421
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:38,922
Rick, w-what's he doing?

422
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,590
He's trying to tap
into us, morty.

423
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,325
Resist.

424
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,461
I can't believe you're finally
headed off to college.

425
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,129
Yeah, you know,
it really felt like.

426
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,530
You were gonna be 17 forever.

427
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,599
For, like, 16 years, at least.

428
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,534
I can't believe
I'm tearing up over this.

429
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,071
Jesus, rick, you know,
you've really softened up.

430
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,805
It's a human moment, morty.

431
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,340
It's a human moment.

432
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,398
Aaah! Aaah! It hurts!
433
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:07,284
Abradolph lincoler?
I thought you were dead.

434
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:10,553
I'm very much alive,
and I need your help.

435
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,688
Yeah!

436
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:13,356
He's taking
the good stuff, morty.

437
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,092
Wait, is...
Is any of this canon?

438
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:16,225
It could have been.

439
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,761
Oh, dear.

440
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:20,964
Are there things rick sanchez
holds sacred after all?

441
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,972
How did you find us?

442
00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,641
I trusted you!

443
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,043
Don't blame others
for your bad decisions.

444
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,181
Resist, morty!
Resist before he burns us out!

445
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,916
Oh, too late now!

446
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,250
What's wrong, rick?

447
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,520
Don't you want to see
how your story ends?!

448
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,002
Holy, rick. What do we...

449
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,203
There... there...
There's now way out!

450
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,404
You're right, morty.

451
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,140
Sometimes it does seem
like there's no way out.

452
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,674
Like it's hopeless.

453
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,943
But remember, there's always
someone there for us.

454
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,277
Who?

455
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,546
My best friend
and personal savior,

456
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,613
Jesus christ.

457
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,215
What?! You... you don't
believe in god.

458
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,616
But he believes in us, morty.

459
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,352
You know, I thought
<i>I</i> was the inventor,

460
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:16,553
But the greatest
invention of all.

461
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,287
Is the free gift
of eternal life.

462
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,289
- Is this...
- Are you with me?

463
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,825
Oh, trust me, morty.

464
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,693
I've done plenty of
effed up stuff in my life.

465
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,095
But it's never too late
to accept christ.

466
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,630
Jesus is always
knocking at the door.

467
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,232
All we have to do
is open it and let him.

468
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,433
Into our hearts. How?

469
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,101
I'm so glad you asked, morty.

470
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,103
Just close your eyes
and go to him in prayer.

471
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,505
Like this.

472
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,106
Heavenly father.
Heavenly father.

473
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,976
Thank you for sending
your only begotten son.

474
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,978
What a second, no!
What are you doing?!
475
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,112
Jesus, I accept you
into my heart.

476
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,514
No! This sucks.

477
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:46,315
Stop! You guys would
never do this.

478
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,584
Together:
Fill me with your spirit.

479
00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:49,386
Make me a shining city
on a hill for you.

480
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,254
- No! No!
- Make me born again.

481
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,122
- No!
- In jesus' name, we pray.

482
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,391
- Amen.
- Amen.

483
00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,125
- Amen!
- You did it!

484
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,460
Way to go, morty! Crossy.

485
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,661
Bible-saurus. You made it.

486
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,797
We wouldn't miss this
for anything!

487
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,065
You said it, mr. Celery.

488
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,001
What the is all of this?!

489
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,935
Greatest story
ever told, story lord.

490
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,937
No, it's not. It's awful!

491
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,007
I beg your pardon?

492
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,876
Ah!

493
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,477
Goddamn.

494
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,345
My lord and my god!

495
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,014
- No! No! It sucks in here.
- Let's get the.

496
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,949
Outta here. Go, now.

497
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,350
Ugh. We're safe, morty.

498
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,020
Nobody ever wanted
to see that shit.

499
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,688
Wh-what's gonna happen
to story lord?

500
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:27,224
He gets to spend eternity in
every writer's hell...

501
00:17:27,248 --> 00:17:28,558
The bible. I don't know.

502
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:30,359
Some people actually
like that stuff.
503
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,828
Seems kind of cynical.

504
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,430
I just don't like taking
cheap shots, you know?

505
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,298
Cheap shots?
Morty, we were literally.

506
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,766
Saved by Jesus christ.

507
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,568
Tell me in any way
how that's offensive.

508
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,037
This was a little confusing,

509
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:42,239
But I guess it brought us
closer together, you know?

510
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:43,640
Tested our demons.

511
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,375
Made us believe in
ourselves more than ever.

512
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,643
Yeah. You're right, morty.

513
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,445
We got all that meta-canon
shit outta the way.

514
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,247
And now we can
just be ourselves.

515
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,181
Now what do you say we
bring<i> this</i> train.

516
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,850
Into the station.
517
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,595
Oh.

518
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,330
Morty: So what do you think?

519
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,598
Wow. Where did you
get this thing?

520
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,400
The citadel of ricks gift shop.

521
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,136
Do you really like it?
I didn't think you'd even care.

522
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,272
What? Morty. No. I love it.

523
00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:17,006
You did the most
important thing.

524
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,407
You... you bought something.

525
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,742
What? You bought something.

526
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,479
With money. God.
I love money so much, morty.

527
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,481
Are you being sarcastic?
Merchandise, morty.

528
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,350
Your only purpose in life is to
buy and consume merchandise.

529
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,752
And you did it.
You went into a store...

530
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:31,621
An actual honest to god store...
And you bought something.
531
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:33,623
You didn't ask questions
or raise ethical complaints.

532
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,558
You... you just looked straight
into the bleeding jaws.

533
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,095
Of capitalism
and said "yes, daddy, please."

534
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,363
And I'm... I'm so proud of you.

535
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,764
I only wish you could've
bought more.

536
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,367
I... I love buying things
so much, morty.

537
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,635
Rick, are... are you...

538
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:46,836
Do you need to go
to the hospital?

539
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,372
I love you, morty.
Give grandpa a kiss.

540
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,108
Give... give... gimme...
Give grandpa a kiss.

541
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,442
Lips if you want.

542
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,977
What... whatever
you're comfortable with.

543
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,244
Some cultures do that.

544
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,846
That was sweet. Thank you.
545
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,582
I... I love you.
You're my little buddy.

546
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,250
Okay.

547
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,834
Let's watch some
interdimensional cable.

548
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,793
So you're saying my father.

549
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,194
And his kingdom...

550
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,197
Well, yes...
It's based on the fusion.

551
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,665
Of a sumerian god named "ya".

552
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,335
And a mesopotamian god
named "way."

553
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,070
And we're in a toy train?

554
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,405
Yes.

555
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,540
It's enough to really
make you question.

556
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,542
All of existence, isn't it?

557
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,145
So what do you think you're
gonna do about it?

558
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,481
I'm gonna do
what I've always done.
559
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,350
I'm gonna get the outta here.

560
00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:37,976
Father of omens!
Give me blood beyond sight!

561
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:41,891
Hey, what the morty?

562
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,626
The train you got me just
completely derailed itself.

563
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,294
There's blood all over
the windows on it.

564
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,364
Oh, man, I'm sorry, rick.
I guess I'll return it.

565
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:48,631
Return... are you insane?

566
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,099
Did you hear nothing I said?

567
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,300
Buy another one, morty.

568
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,635
Consume, morty.

569
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,637
Nobody's out there shopping
with this virus.

570
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,706
Where's your wallet?!

571
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,538
<i>Tired of the same
boring adventures.</i>

572
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,606
<i>With your dogshit morty?</i>

573
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,340
Yeah! Aw. Geez.

574
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,810
<i>Then get ready for the citadel
of rick's story train.</i>

575
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,545
<i>Story train. Story train.</i>

576
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:36,880
<i>The citadel of rick's
story train.</i>

577
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,148
<i>Comes with car after car
of enemies, lovers,</i>

578
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,550
<i>And goomby, all grappling with.</i>

579
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:41,685
<i>The nature of who you truly are.</i>

580
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,286
Rick is a god! Tickets please.

581
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,021
Whoa! Watch out!
It's story lord!

582
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,355
Damn. He's jacked.

583
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,757
Deep voice: <i>Pure gutter.</i>

584
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,426
<i>And of course, what
story would be complete.</i>

585
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,360
<i>Without the engineer of
the greatest story ever told.</i>

586
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,562
Oh, Jesus christ.

587
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,630
Jesus: I have come not to judge.
588
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,232
The world, but to save it.

589
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,034
<i>And the best part is,
the fun never ends.</i>

590
00:20:57,058 --> 00:20:58,768
<i>Thanks to the rick-patented
anthology generator,</i>

591
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,303
<i>You'll never run out
of new stories.</i>

592
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,438
<i>And people to tell them.</i>

593
00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:02,706
Are they alive? <i>Of course.</i>

594
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,107
<i>But not in any ways that matter.</i>

595
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,708
Deep voice:
<i>They. Have. No. Souls.</i>

596
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,044
<i>Puppets. Of. Fate.</i>

597
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,578
<i>The story train.</i>

598
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,179
<i>Available now in
the citadel of ricks.</i>

599
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,781
<i>Buy it ironically.
Buy it sincerely. Just buy it.</i>

600
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:12,982
<i>Not buying it is an act
of buying it.</i>

601
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,384
<i>Buy it now. Look it up.
It's real.</i>
602
00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:16,119
<i>Www.Story-train.Com.</i>

603
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:18,255
<i>On the internet. It's there.
Buy it. Buy the train.</i>

604
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,812
<i>We want you to buy the train.</i>

604
00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:26,679
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