The Definitive Wario Land Lore Document

Because this gag has gone too far.
Wario Land Series

Arc 1: War
Wario Land 5 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)
Wario experiences the horrors of war. This is presumably World War 1, for timeline placement.
Wario Land 6 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario causes the horrors of war, influenced by the atrocities he has experienced. Waluigi did so
alongside Wario, and got arrested.

Wario is forced to pay for his many war crimes.

Wario commits tax fraud.
Arc 2: Prison
Wario Land 9 (Made by Sigma) (04/13/2021)
Wario is tried at the World Court for his war crimes, as well as his tax fraud, and he gets thrown
into jail.
Wario Land 9.5 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario drops the soap in prison and [REDACTED]

Wario escapes prison, having been jailed for his crimes. Waluigi was imprisoned too, but he was
abandoned by Wario in his escape.

Wario attends the Gutenberg Trials. What these trials actually are is a mystery since T_J
seemingly pulled this name out of his ass. Some research tells me he probably meant the
Nuremburg Trials.
Arc 3: Hitler
Wario fights Hitler. Hitler’s Holocaust Machine, a washing machine with legs, fatally injures
Wario, nearly killing him, though Wario is brought back as a cyborg. It is unknown if he remains
a cyborg to this day.

“The reckoning.” Here at the Definitive Wario Land Lore Document team, we have no clue what
this means, we just assume it means Wario gets his revenge on Hitler. We don’t know if he killed
him yet, all we know is Hitler disappears for a bit.
Arc 4: Filler
Wario Land 13 was skipped in order to keep sales stable, so there’s a filler episode. What does
it entail? We don’t know. We only know it’s filled with shenanigans and comedy.

Wario goes to the beach. Some of the cast wears bikini, and Wario is a pervert.

Wario nukes Atlantis. We don’t know why or how he got the nukes. Maybe he stole them from
Hitler or something.
Arc 5: Predator
Wario teaches children how to spot a child predator. This uses footage from Wario Land 9.5,
despite the fact that was in prison and there are only adults in prison and this is about CHILD
predators.

Wario becomes a child predator himself, upgrading from being a pervert, and also becomes a
massive hypocrite. He commits more war crimes.

Wario gets arrested again for his previous crimes and his predatory behavior.

Wario forms a prison gang, presumably spawning Wario’s “gang” or “friends” or whatever that
are referenced in future installations of the franchise. Waluigi is, of course, part of this prison
gang, being Wario’s right hand man.

A combination of Wario Land 9 and Wario Land 10. Which means Wario goes to court again,
only to escape. Again.

Wario dies in a falling elevator while eating Oreos. This is the first canonical death of Wario.
Yes, Wario almost died in Wario Land 11, but he survived. (Original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S90IwTHfEY)
Wario World 2 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A regular Wario Land game. What actually happens was not stated.

Wario, having died, becomes the Wario Apparition. This presumably makes him not a cyborg.

Wario is banished from this plane of existence by an unknown force.
Arc 6: Godhood
Waluigi, having escaped prison, revives Wario, turning him back into regular Wario and not the
Wario Apparition.

Wario is now immortal after being revived, and he is forced to watch everything around him die,
including his loved ones. He is the last living being as the sun explodes, destroying the
universe. Not the solar system, the entire universe.

Wario creates a new universe, becoming a new God. Waluigi is made Jesus. Yes, Jesus is
god’s son and now Waluigi is Jesus, and Wario’s God. Just.. don’t think about it. Thinking won’t
get you anywhere in this world.

A high school student appears and attempts to kill Wario with the power of friendship. They’re
killed instantly.

Wario witnesses 9/11. This establishes Osama Bin Laden as a villain later on in the franchise.
Wario’s godhood is revealed to be a curse, as he is now aware of all the terrible things in the
world.

Wario trades roles with Waluigi, becoming Jesus. We have no clue how long Waluigi remains as
god, or if Wario is Waluigi’s son now. You know, this predicament will get very concerning later
on in the series. You’ll see.
Arc 7: Prequels & Time Travel

Wario Land 32 (Made by Olistepsforward) (04/13/2021)
The prequel to Wario Land 64. Wario makes a sandwich.

Another prequel, showcasing how Wario and Waluigi first met. It isn’t exactly stated what
happened.

The timeline gets distorted. How is not exactly stated, and neither is what happens. Time travel
presumably occurs.
Arc 8: Finale
Wario relives the most important moments in his life, mainly the earlier parts of the series.

Hitler returns, committing many war crimes.

Wario and all his friends unite to defeat Hitler once again. They succeed, bringing peace to the
world once again. For now. There’s never peace in this world.
Arc 9: Reboot
Nintendo revives the series for more money. What actually happens in this game is not stated.
Waluigi is revealed to be gay in order for Nintendo to make Wario Land appeal to a wider
audience.

Warupichi, the unused evil version of Princess Peach from Mario Tennis, notably where Waluigi
also originated, appears and begins to be evil.

Wario is sued for his tax fraud from Wario Land 8, despite this being a new universe. This was
probably due to the timeline distortion earlier on in the series.

The epic battle with Hitler from Wario Land 36 is revealed to have distorted the space-time
continuum even more, and Wario has to sacrifice himself to repair it. It isn’t fully repaired,
however.

Hitler’s son is introduced. He revives Wario only to kill him again. Waluigi kills him, and revives
Wario, only to accidentally kill him somehow and Wario gives up and retires from existence,
fading into the Aether.

Nintendo moves on to other franchises. This game is just a black screen. Wario is no more. This
game probably still costed money.
Wario Land 43.5 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (04/13/2021)

World War 2 rages in Bob-omb Battlefield, with Big Bob-omb as a stand-in for Hitler. Don’t ask
how World War 2 hasn’t happened yet long after Hitler was killed.
Wario Land 44 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

“Fuck you all.” Thanks, Frous.
Waluigi Land Series

Waluigi Land (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
The sequel to the Wario Land franchise. What actually happens in the game is not stated.
Waluigi Land 1.5 (Made by SpyBox) (04/13/2021)

Hitler and Big Bob-omb team up to take down Mario, as well as the Soviet Union and it’s allies.
This established Joseph Stalin for later on in the series.
Arc 1: President & The Backrooms
Waluigi Land 2 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)
Joe Biden. Wake up.
Waluigi Land 3 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Joe Biden falls down the endless staircase in the 3rd floor of Super Mario 64’s Princess Peach’s
Castle and dies.
Waluigi Land 3.5 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi gets stuck in the Backrooms. This was technically made after Waluigi Land: Hot Stuff,
but for the sake of the timeline, it’s going here.
Waluigi Land: Hot Stuff (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A Waluigi dating game spin-off. In the true ending, Waluigi dates himself because he’s actually
still trapped in the Backrooms in this game and it was all in his head. We don’t know who the
other dating interests are. If we had to guess, some would be Wario and Warupichi. Waluigi is
probably still gay, also.
Waluigi Land 4 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

After Joe Biden’s death, Waluigi becomes president from inside the Backrooms somehow.

Waluigi is killed by an eldritch monstrosity in the Backrooms. This was meant to be the end of
the series, but it never ends.
Arc 2: Clone
Waluigi is cloned. How the cloners know that Waluigi died is unknown. They probably just
assumed he died the moment he disappeared off into the Backrooms. This clone returns to
being the president, kicking a failed Wario clone named Warrick out of the position. (Fun Fact:
Warrick originated from some AI Dungeons made by Jim and some of his friends.)

The Waluigi clone burns down his house while trying to make pasta.

The Waluigi clone has to combat Warrick, angered by their dethroning. They were presumably
made by the same people, by the way. Warrick was meant to be the new main antagonist, but
was kinda forgotten, though he probably was just some background threat influencing events for
a while.
Arc 3: Prequels
Wario Land: Wa (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)
A retelling of the Wario Land series from Waluigi’s point of view, presumably revealing Waluigi’s
side of the story that was mentioned earlier on.

Essentially Wario Land: Wa episode 2, this follows Waluigi in prison after being abandoned by
Wario as he goes on a quest to escape and revive Wario, then become Jesus and then God.
Arc 4: Hitler Returns

Hitler returns, now unable to be combatted by Wario.

Waluigi successfully fends off Hitler, proving he can fill Wario’s place after his tragic death.
Waluigi Land: Funkin (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

A crossover between Waluigi Land, Friday Night Funkin’, and Dance Dance Revolution. DDR is
only there because Waluigi was a villain and set the plot of DDR: Mario Mix into motion. It is
revealed that dancing is Waluigi’s ultimate attack.
Arc 5: Illuminati
Waluigi kills 17 corrupt government officials. We don’t know why or how, he just kinda does it.
Maybe they threatened his position as president.

Upon killing the government officials, Waluigi finds out about a worldwide conspiracy they were
involved in.

Waluigi nukes the Illuminati, who are behind the conspiracy. We don’t know how he got the
nukes, he just kinda has them. We also don’t know how he nuked the entire Illuminati when
they’re across the world, we just kinda roll with it. This game suffers from the elusive curse of
the 13, having terrible sales.
Waluigi Land 14 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi re-enacts 9/11 accidentally in his anti-Illuminati campaign.
Waluigi pisses on the moon, referencing the Snapcube real-time fan dub of Sonic Adventure 2’s
dark story where Eggman pisses on the moon.
Arc 6: Space-Time Continuum

Waluigi goes back in time and tries to stop Wario from going to war, which would erase the
events of the Wario Land and Waluigi Land series.

Warrick returns before the timeline erases him and pushes Waluigi into the depths of the
space-time continuum to prevent the Wario Land series and Warrick by extension from being
erased, only for the Holocaust machine to reappear through the paradox’s chaotic nature and
kill Warrick.

Upon entering the space-time continuum, Waluigi realizes he is in a video game and attempts to
destroy the multiverse to break free.
Waluigi’s Taco stand (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi is stopped from destroying the multiverse by Nintendo and forced to run a taco stand for
community service. You probably know where this came from.

Waluigi falsifies documents claiming that Nintendo has filed for bankruptcy, destroying the
company and allowing for his freedom.
Arc 7: Ultimate Weapon

The rebellion arc is forgotten by whoever is developing these games, and the Illuminati returns,
having finished their ultimate weapon: Hitlin Bin Laden, a fusion of Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and
Osama Bin Laden. Waluigi and his friends seek to revive Wario to fend off against this new
threat. They succeed in reviving Wario, who defeats Hitlin, though they escape before they can
be killed.

Waluigi had made an escape route into reality in case they failed to defeat Hitlin. Hitlin escaped
into this route, and our heroes chase after him.
An ARG in real life where the participants have to solve clues to help Nintendo employees track
down Waluigi and his friends, presumably before a dimension travel paradox destroys
everything. What do you mean, Nintendo was destroyed earlier? This is OUR reality.
Waluigi Land: The Theme Park (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

A theme park in reality ran by Waluigi as a hub for the Waluigi Land 22 ARG, containing several
clues to help solve the ARG.

More characters are found to have escaped into the real world than first thought, freaking out
Nintendo who hasten their search to attempt to stop the space-time continuum from being
destroyed.
Waluigi Land 24 (Made by Olistepsforward) (04/13/2021)

“Amogus” Thanks, Oli.
Waluigi Land: Endgame (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

The Waluigi Land 22 ARG is solved, and Nintendo engages Waluigi. Reality has been
compromised.
Wario & Waluigi Land (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Nintendo and Hitlin have surrounded the heroes. It appears to be the end, until Wario, who was
successfully cloned, accepts what he’s been trying to hide for so long and confesses his love for
Waluigi. Together they defeat their enemies with their true potential, leaving New York as
nothing but a massive crater, and walk off into the sunset. You may be thinking about the
conundrum from early Wario Land where Wario and Waluigi became God and Jesus, and if they
did actually become family, their relationship would be…. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Intermission Series
Sonic Land (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
Sega kills Wario and Waluigi, using their energy to create a new series of video games.
Mario Land (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Nintendo tries to recapture the greatness of the Wario Land franchise using derivative
characters, Mario and Luigi. It is soulless and ends up as a financial failure.
??? Land (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

The cracks in reality created by the events in the world have begun to grow. The world has been
infected. A Nintendo employee in a hidden bunker sees the warning light turn on, and sigh
before pulling the “STABILIZE UNIVERSE” lever, erasing the Wario Land franchise from
existence.
Wario Land (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
It’s started over. But they don’t know that.
Super Warluigi World Series

Super Warluigi World (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)
Wario ends up in the Backrooms and finds the original Waluigi, who had survived the
Backrooms and the Eldritch Monster after all, and the 2 of them attempt to escape. Wario had
searched for the real Waluigi due to the Waluigi clone aging rapidly and dying due to how clones
work. If Warrick was alive by now, he would have died from this at this point too.
Super Warluigi World 2 (Made by Olistepsforward) (04/13/2021)

Wario and Waluigi escape the Backrooms. But at what cost…?
Super Warluigi World 3 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

There is now Walurrick, a failed clone of Waluigi and a counterpart to Warrick. It is revealed at
this point that the cloning company, known as “We Clone People & Shit Inc.,” has countless
back-up clones in storage for when the current clones in circulation die, explaining how the
clone characters don’t appear to die of aging later in the series.
Arc 1: The Movie

Super Warluigi World 4 (Made by T_J, SpyBoxOnline and Jim) (04/13/2021)
The movie.
About 65 million years ago, a meteorite crashes into the Earth, killing the dinosaurs and splitting
the universe into two parallel dimensions. The surviving dinosaurs cross into a new dimension
called the Backrooms and evolve into the Nintendoan race, a race which clones beings on earth
for their goals.
Twenty five years ago, Hitler signed an agreement with the Nintendoans which said if they gave
him clones then he would give them weapons and leave them alone. Twenty years ago, a
mysterious woman leaves a large incubator, along with a rock, at a Catholic orphanage. As she
attempts to leave, she is accosted by Adolf Hitler, who demands the location of the rock. Rocks
then fall onto the woman, killing her. The incubator opens, containing an infant girl. Meanwhile in
the background a strange figure named Warrick appears and attacks someone named Foreman
Spike after mistaking them for someone else named Wario.
In the present, business executive Wario and professional tennis player Waluigi live in Berlin,
Germany. They want more money. Waluigi falls for Free University of Berlin student Wadaisy,
who is digging under the Oberbaum Bridge for dinosaur bones. After a date, Wadaisy takes
Waluigi back to the bridge only to witness Hitler’s minions Walurrick and Warrick sabotaging it
by leaving the water pipes open. Wario hires the plumbers Mario and Luigi to fix it, and they do,
but when Wario and Waluigi are overseeing the work, he gets knocked out by Walurrick and
Warrick. Walurrick and Warrick kidnap Wadaisy. Wario and Waluigi awaken and pursue them
through an interdimensional portal that leads them to Ninpoca City, which is currently under
construction under the supervision of Foreman Spike, who hates Wario because Warrick almost
killed him 25 years ago.
The SS realize that they didn't bring Wadaisy's rock, a meteorite fragment which Hitler is trying
to get in order to merge the Human world with the Nintendoan world. It is then revealed that
Wadaisy is the long-lost princess of the other dimension. When the more scientific Nintendoans
overthrew the royal family, Wadaisy’s mother, the queen, escaped into Nazi Germany seconds
before the last portal into the human world closed. The portal was then sealed, but the SS
inadvertently reopened the portal when they were sabotaging the bridge. Hitler sends Warrick
and Walurrick to find Wadaisy and the rock. Hitler wants the rock so he can merge the
dimensions and make him dictator of both worlds. However, after Hitler subjects Warrick and
Walurrick to a Nazi experiment to make them more intelligent, Warrick and Walurrick realize
Hitler’s evil intentions and side with the Wario Bros. Wadaisy is taken to Hitler-Tower, also built
by Foreman Spike. Bowser, another prisoner in Hitler-Tower, informs Wadaisy that she
descended from the Nintendoans, believing only Wadaisy can merge the worlds because of her
royal heritage. Eventually, the Wario Bros. rescue Wadaisy with the help of a high school
student who can use the magic of friendship and also exploiting a structural error in
Hitler-Tower, causing Foreman Spike to become very upset and attack them, before being
defeated and locked in a jail cell.
Eventually, the two worlds merge, causing a brief moment where Foreman Spike reappears for
revenge, but Waluigi and Wadaisy manage to remove the fragment from the meteorite and the
worlds separate again, sending Foreman Spike to the Backrooms, with implications that he is
killed by a Nintendoan. In Berlin, Wario confronts Hitler and eventually defeats him. Hitler
activates his secret weapon, Hitlin Bin Stalin, a gift from the Nintendoan geneticists. Wario and
Mario use one of Nazi Germany’s nuclear weapons to destroy Hitlin Bin Stalin and Joe Biden is
re-instated as the leader of the world. The citizens celebrate and immediately destroy anything
with Nazi imagery. Waluigi professes his love for Wadaisy and wants her to come to Berlin with
him, but Wadaisy cannot come until the damage caused by Hitler and the Nazis is repaired.
Crestfallen, Waluigi kisses Wadaisy goodbye as he and Wario return home to Berlin, with
Wadaisy watching them leave. Three weeks later, the Wario Bros. are getting ready for dinner
when their story comes on the news and the anchorman says they should be called the "Super
Wario Bros." Wadaisy then arrives and asks the Wario Bros. to help her on a new mission.
In case you can’t tell, that was the Super Mario Bros. Movie script with Wario Land and a couple
random additions for the sake of it. Also,

The movie: the game, with changes to the story to help blend it into the mainline story. The
game also has a secret post-game story where you can play as Foreman Spike in the
Backrooms, with several different endings, such as becoming king of the Backrooms, being
killed by a Nintendoan (believed to be the canon ending), escaping back into reality, etc.
Arc 2: Plotholes & Writing

Super Warluigi World 6 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)
In order to further explain the movie lore, the game lore becomes more complex, with multiple
timelines and updates to previous games, such as adding characters from the movie. The actual
story of this game is not mentioned.

Walurrick, returning to his villainy after somehow losing his intelligence he had gained from the
movie, (potentially due to this being a new Walurrick) creates a sphering machine that turns
people into spheres, and kidnaps people and throws them into the sphering machine. He now
has human spheres. He is also shoved into the sphering machine by the heroes, being defeated
and turned into a sphere. Whether or not he stays as a sphere is unknown and irrelevant due to
there being an endless supply of Walurricks in storage.

Wario is cancelled on Twitter for a 10-year old homophobic remark from before Waluigi turned
gay.

Waluigi gets verified on Twitter while the previous game takes place. This should probably be a
.5, but whatever.
Super Warluigi World: Explained (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A 3 hour long Youtube video made by a disheveled man attempting to explain the Wario Land
lore. He fails horribly. The video is intended for newcomers to the series.

Waluigi cancels the disheveled man for a minor mistake in the lore, and the man instantly dies.
Don’t ask how. This will not be elaborated on.

The fandom has a civil war between multiple factions based on lore interpretations after the
previous game and SWW: Explained. They do not consult Wario and Waluigi, who know the lore
due to being the main protagonists.

It is revealed that the game scripts are being written by Walurrick, who, due to being a failed
clone, is terrible at writing coherent stories.
A high profile person in the fandom creates a 78 page long document explaining all the plot
holes in the Wario Land story, including the method of storytelling constantly changing,
characters dying and somehow being revived for no reason, and how the timeline reset was
instantly forgotten. The rest of the fandom publicly executes the creator of the document. This is
believed to have been done due to the curse of the 13.

A game dedicated to mocking the man who made the document in the previous game, including
reviving Hitler and exaggerating all the plot holes pointing out.

Walurrick and a new character named Waldrik, a failed clone of Walurrick, creates an A.I. to
write the stories for him, but it deletes itself because it knows that it cannot complete it’s goal.
However, it destroys everything else that it could before deleting itself, sabotaging the franchise.
Super Warluigi World 16 to 19 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Walurrick makes filler episodes hoping to get good ideas and repair the damage done by the AI
in time before the fans get angry at him. He doesn’t. It is not known what these filler episodes
are except for random treasure-hunting adventures with Wario and Waluigi.

Walurrick is fired from plot-writing duty, and returns as a villain out of anger and not because he
was re-hired.

The heroes look for someone new to write the stories.
Arc 3: Director
It is revealed that, instead of Nintendo making the games, it is an enigmatic figure named the
Director, who submits a new plot for Super Warluigi World 23.

There is no plot. It is just a game.
Super Walurrick Land (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Walurrick makes his own series to spite the Warluigi World team, only to die mid-production
from an avoidable in-game hazard. The game is cancelled, but a build is leaked online.

Waluigi doesn’t like that there’s no plot anymore, but he doesn’t do anything.
The fans want the story back. The gameplay is good, but they wanted the story. Sales begin to
drop.
Paper Warluigi World (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Paper mario but Warluigi World. The closest to a coherent plot since Wario VS Hitler, with as
much story as the movie, though it is written much better due to the Director being in charge.
Super Warluigi (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A series reboot with a much darker and serious tone. Initially a failure.
Paper Warluigi World 2 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

A cancelled sequel to Paper Warluigi World initially planned to be made after Super Warluigi
due to Super Warluigi’s failure, though due to potentially ruining the original’s story, it was
cancelled. This was technically Super Warluigi World 26, but whatever, this makes more sense.
NOTMYWARLUIGI (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A movement by the fans to make the Director focus on the story and lore more in future Wario
Land games. The Director already started doing this a bit more, actually, but it was never
directly stated he was going for story a lot except for Paper Warluigi World and potentially Super
Warluigi, though only the latter’s tone was specified.
Super Warluigi 2 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Initially meant to aggravate the fans, the Director makes a sequel to Super Warluigi, which was
a commercial failure, only for this new game to become very successful.
Super Warluigi 3 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A retelling of the original Hitler storyline, capturing the original’s emotional beats while fixing the
pacing. Sales begin to rise.
Super Warluigi: Learning Time (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A spin-off game for babies meant to teach them basic skills like reading and the alphabet. If this
was a regular world, this would be a bad idea considering THE FRANCHISE HAS HITLER.
Warluigi Chronicles (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A series of 5 books that takes place in the Super Warluigi timeline that follows a new character,
Wortian, an alternate timeline version of Wario that got sent into the Super Warluigi timeline
through a time travel paradox. A new character named Wadaisick is also introduced, being a
failed clone of Wadaisy, and Wortian’s love interest.
The Warluigi Lawsuit (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Walurrick’s family sues the Director for mocking Walurrick’s death, though a sniper assassinates
the family. Rumors about the Director being a bad person and ordering the assassination are
suppressed.
Super Warluigi 4 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)
The lore is now unusually incoherent and contradictory. The gameplay is still good, though.
Super Warluigi 4: Director’s Cut (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

The original version of Super Warluigi 4, which was scrapped so the Director could try his hand
at the original incoherence of the story. The Director promises he won’t do it again, preferring
the regular storylines.
Super Warluigi Collection (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A collection of all the previous games, only available for a month before being pulled from
stores. It’s sold for twice the price on Ebay by resellers.
Warluigi Exposed (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

A document where Wario exposes Waluigi for abuse after he became the main protagonist. This
was later confirmed by wario to be falsified. Tensions in the fandom grow as they try and figure
out who made it.
The Wario Meltdown (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario attacks anyone who criticizes him. Any videos talking negatively about him are taken
down, and he constantly gets into Twitter arguments. This is likely loosely influenced by his
previous cancellation on Twitter.
Super Warluigi 5 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

A regular Super Warluigi game, returning to the original method of storytelling, though Waluigi
adds subliminal messaging to tell the players that the Director is a bad guy.
Super Marluigi 6 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario is ejected from the team and replaced with Mario, though records show it was always
Mario in the series and that Wario never existed.
Super Wario (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario makes his own game, and at the end reveals that the Director was terrible, abusive, took
out all the fun in the games, and did all the sketchy and falsified stuff except for the Twitter
arguments.
The Exodus (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

All the team members of Super Warluigi except Mario leave. Waluigi is replaced with Luigi, and
other characters also have to be replaced. However, sales drop and the Director goes bankrupt,
being defeated.
Arc 4: Post-Director
Waluigi Combat (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
Madness Combat crossover due to Waluigi being a big fan of the series when he was young.
The Director appears to have some background influence somehow, despite Wario and
Waluigi’s denial of his continued involvement in the franchise.
Super Mario (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

The Mario Bros. left the Director and are making their own game. Simple game, little plot, but a
good first attempt.
Sonic Land 2 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Sega still has the energy they used to make the original Sonic Land, despite the spontaneous
revival of Wario and Waluigi. Sonic starts making ads against Wario and Waluigi, though neither
notice.

Sega buys Mario & Luigi and uses them in Sonic Land 3.
Warluigi (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

The new game by Wario & Waluigi after the Director’s defeat. Loved by fans.
Warluigi: Behind the Scenes (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

An interview with the team behind Warluigi, obviously excluding the Director and his associates.
They expose the Director some more, go in depth on the creative process, and it is shown they
had no clue that Sonic Land was a thing.
Warluigi Time (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

A sitcom-style TV show with the current cast. The Director is seen in the background and is a
secret villain, because of course he is. Sonic also tries to infiltrate the show but always fails until
one episode in season 2 where he appears before being shot to death by Wario.
Arc 5: Director’s Return

??? Land 2 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
The cracks were never healed. The Director is harvesting the energy at the expense of
weakening reality until it will shatter. This causes a paradox that spawns all the previous friends
and foes who all band together to defeat the Director. Mario & Luigi are still working with the
Director, though. When the Director is defeated, Hitler betrays everyone at the cost of Wario’s
life to use the energy for their new Holocaust machine, before Hitlin also betrays him to make
their own Holocaust machine: A dryer with legs. Wario possesses the Holocaust machine and
kills Hitler and Hitlin, though gets corrupted by the machine and nearly kills Waluigi before Mario
nukes the Holocaust machine. Meanwhile, Luigi has no clue if this is a game, a real-life event or
television show, but gets shot by Hitler’s son who showed up late and just killed the first person
he saw.

How did Sega do this when Sonic was killed by Wario- wait, everybody got revived.
Arc 6: Declaration of War

Declaration of War (Made by T_J and Jim) (04/13/2021)
The world governments attempt to declare war on the Wario Land franchise, in order to stop the
constant revival of Hitler and timeline destroying nonsense. However, Wario died, and this
causes an argument.
“No, I’m telling you, he’s already dead!”
“No, he got revived back in Waluigi Land 20!”
“Did we even have a Waluigi Land 20?”
“Wait, wasn’t it 23?”
“What does it matter? He just died again recently.”
“Did he? I don’t know, I wasn’t the one watching the Director’s surveillance cameras. That was
Michael.”
“Michael?”
“Where did he go? Did he get absorbed into the time portal?”
“What time portal?”
“Hold on, isn’t Waluigi supposed to be god? What happened to that plotline?”
“That was retconned, you idiot!”
“Has anything been retconned or has reality just been screwed up?”
“Hold on, over what timeframe has this taken place? Like, there are easily over a hundred
games at this point.”
“Is Wario still a cyborg, since I’m pretty sure he became one after Wario VS Hitler. The first one.”
“I think he went back to normal after being revived the first time.”
“Was it ever established how people are able to be constantly revived?”
“Can we talk about how Hitler got into this series in the first place? It’s still considered a kids
game, somehow. He had a Holocaust machine!”
“I feel like we’ve all forgotten that Wario is a predator.”
“Is he still one or did he stop?”
“I mean, I guess he stopped? Though with the retcons it’s possible he never even was a
predator.”
“Are Wario and Waluigi still gay lovers?”
“Also, did they ever go back into their own world after that ARG thing? Because I’m pretty sure
that they’re still very real.”
“How did they even do that?”
“Uhhh…”
“Of course they’re real! We’re having a meeting to try and figure out how to make them unreal.”
“What even happened to Warupichi?”
“Why don’t we just use the Unreal Engine that those Fortnite people made?”
“Oh, yeah, good point.”
“How does this even make sense?”
“We’re talking about reality benders, Dave. Sit down.”
“Remember when Wario nuked Atlantis?”
“No, Dave. You are the only one who cares about Wario Land 16.”
“How did you remember the number?”
“We have a document for this in front of everyone at this table.”
“Have we tried asking them to go back to the video game world?”
“Why would they listen to us? They almost killed us by destroying the Illuminati!”
“Wait, we’re associated with the Illuminati?”
“Dave, where were you when that happened?”
“My question is: Who was the Director? Like, yeah, I know he was evil, but who was he?”
“Didn’t we hire him? One of you mentioned watching his surveillance camera.”
“Where did my chair go- Why is the dog eating it?”
“So, like, are video games portals to other dimensions or was Wario Land just so popular that it
became real?”
“This meeting has descended into madness. What were we even talking about in the first
place?”
“The dog is still eating my chair.”
“Nobody cares, Dave.”
“THE DOG IS EATING MY LEG. SOMEONE HELP!”
“Shut up, Dave.”
“He just died!”
“Nobody liked him anyways.”
“Oh, okay.”
“Okay, now that Dave’s gone, are there any other lore-related questions anyone wants to ask
before we begin?”
“We didn’t even begin? We’ve been here for, like, half an hour!”
“Has anybody else noticed there’s a massive nuke falling from the sky?”
“....Well then.”
“Damnit.”
And then everybody died.
Waht the fuck? (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

New game simulating the Declaration of War’s meeting. At the end, the screen fades to black.
Text appears on the screen: “PLEASE INSERT DISK 2.”
Wario Land EX Series

Wario Land EX (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
Oh god, not again. A reboot of the original Wario Land series, a retelling of Wario Land 5 from
Waluigi’s perspective before he had gone back in time.
Nintendo Direct (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)
A Nintendo Direct where it’s just Nintendo denying the existence of the Wario Land franchise
beyond the 4th game. However, at the end, Wario’s face fades onto the screen before the video
violently glitches and abruptly ends.
Sonic Land Compilation (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Sega releases a compilation of the first 3 Sonic games, though they are mislabeled as Sonic
Land 1, 2, and 3 respectively. This is fixed in a day 1 patch.
Arc 1: Games will continue to be made.

Wario Land EX 2 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
Game. This was made to quell the fandom’s questions about the lore and the terrorist attack on
the government. It has Easter eggs that totally don’t indicate that Nintendo has to do with
anything related to do with the bombing.
Wario Land EX 3 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario and Waluigi have a philosophical discussion about what it means to have free will.

“Don’t question it.” -Nintendo

They have no choice. Games will continue to be made.

Sega tries to intervene and end the franchise, but their plan fails.

How long will it be until Hitler returns? Hitler is heavily referenced in this game, but does not
appear yet.

Hitler returns.

“I am a puppet performing for a crowd who know every move I’m going to make. They are
unimpressed.”

Wario and Waluigi retire.
FAILURE
MUST CONTINUE SERIES
REBOOTING
CREATING: WALUIGI LAND EX
WAITING…
DONE!
Waluigi Land EX (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)
What do you mean, they’re retired? They’re still making the series.

Wario and Waluigi retire go on more adventures. There are always more adventures.

Hitler is back for the ninth time. (Yes, I counted.)

Nobody is buying these games anymore. Why are they still being made?

“Sales money”
Arc 2: A.I. Returns

The A.I. made by Walurrick and Waldrik is revealed to have uploaded itself into the internet
before deleting itself, and is now the one making the games. It is attempting to infect more
technology to increase efficiency. At this point, it is revealed that the clones failed due to being
sabotaged by the Director, who at this point is now a brain in a jar in some random machine in
an underground facility after being killed.
Wario Land EX 16 to 23 (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

The A.I. increases it’s production speed. Wario Land EX 17 properly introduces Waldrik. At this
point, the A.I. has assimilated all modern technology to increase production speed.

Waluigi VS Hitler.

Waluigi attempts to take down Waldrik, though due to how mutated Waldrik has become after
the failed cloning of an already failed clone, they manage to overpower Waluigi.
Crossover with Among Us.

The remnants of the Holocaust machine are stolen from the Holocaust Museum.

The heroes attempt to destroy the A.I., only for Waldrik to reveal that all the games will cease to
exist if it is destroyed, so they stop trying and accept their fate.

The heroes once again escape into reality, beginning a second ARG that never goes anywhere
storywise.

The heroes realize Waldrik isn’t the one controlling the A.I. anymore, so they kill him.

Waluigi realizes no matter how many times he enters the real world, he can always do it again,
proving there is no real world that (he can reach).

Waluigi reaches the final accessible layer of reality.

Waluigi goes back to the original universe, and takes the A.I. back up to the highest layer of
reality, causing the A.I. to overload due to it’s realization it’s within a fiction of a fiction of a fiction
etc., which results in it exploding.

“What”

Someone else has gained control of the franchise with the destruction of the A.I.
Arc 3: Director’s 2nd Return

The Director, now reduced to a brain in a jar operating off of a computer, is running the series
again now.

Hitler is brought back, though he kills himself to escape.
“We need a new dictator that is mildly offensive”

The Director spawns in the only person eviler than Hitler (excluding himself), Satan. The game
ends on a cliffhanger, and it is stated that EX 40 will be the last game. Nobody believes him.

He lied.

The fandom storms the Director’s hidden base, though is gunned down by the Director’s
defenses.

The New World Government reveals themselves and attempts to interview the Director to try
him for his crimes but he never shows up. Probably because he’s a brain.

It is revealed that the one who stole the Holocaust machine was Hitler’s son. The gang let him
get away with it in hopes the games will end.

The plan failed.
Arc 4: Apocalypse
The heroes take back the Holocaust machine, only for it to be stolen by Satan.

The Minor Villain League forms, and begin doing random evil.

The MVL blows up Mars somehow.

The MVL’s distraction manages to allow Satan to activate the Holocaust machine, beginning the
apocalypse.

Upon Mars being destroyed, the Martians are very angered and begin to attack Earth.
Warios and Waluigis are gathered from across the multiverse to combat the army of the evils of
Hell, the Martians, the MVL, Hitlin, who was revived by the MVL, the Martians, and the
apocalypse.

The Director reappears, bringing back the Government. Presumably the New World
Government. Why they suddenly work with him is unknown, maybe he just rewrote reality due to
his role as… well, Director.
Wario Land EX 53 to 55 (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Hitlin, the Director, and Satan merge into Hitlectorsatan due to a reality paradox, and the heroes
manage to defeat them in a multi-game battle.
Wario Land DX (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

The New World Government manages to reach god status and revive every single villain that
wasn’t revived yet before being destroyed with the Holocaust machine in an epic final battle. In
a post-credits sequence, Waluigi dies of a heart attack.
Wario Land: Ultimate Collector’s Edition (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

A collection of all Wario Land media sold for 5000 dollars.
Waluigi Land EX Series

Waluigi Land EX 2 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)
A supposed reboot in 2069 with new cast, a reworked plot, new villains, and probably more
Hitler. When released: Surprise, surprise, Hitler.
Hitler’s Cancellation (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Hitler is cancelled on Twitter for making anti-semitic remarks. Demands are made to exclude
him from the reboot, though no public statements are released. Hitler releases a response video
where he points out that this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.
Waluigi Land EX 3 (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

The MVL returns and threatens to blow up Venus.

The MVL is once again defeated. By who in particular isn’t specified, and nobody really cares.
Landcon (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

An unofficial event for fans of the land franchise. It goes well until 2 of the main speakers argue
over lore, and it turns into a massive fight with 2 deaths and 78 injuries.
Man, whoever rebooted the series is insensitive, they’re mocking the people who died and got
hurt at Landcon!
Arc 1: Game Manifestation

Investigation (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)
The fandom looks into who is making the games at this point, but they draw a blank.

We’re back on track.
Leak (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

An anonymous leaker with no evidence says that Waluigi is making the games now. This is
dismissed by the community.

Hitler returns.

Sonic is publicly executed, having been captured by the heroes after he was expelled from the
MVL for unknown reasons.

The game seems normal, but there is subliminal messaging to stop playing.

A theory pops up that proposes that nobody is making the games, and that they are simply
appearing into reality in order to preserve the timeline.

Waluigi goes past the edge of reality. Upon returning, he acts differently. When asked about it,
he says “it is impossible,” and changes the subject.
Arc 2: Reality Corruption

Something is wrong. Reality has been… Corrupted. Reality is compromised. The worlds have
been connected. The characters have been engaged.
I don’t know what this meant. I don’t know what I was going for. Just roll with it. Reality’s been
screwed again.
Everybody waits, knowing that this will work itself out.

IT'S THE END OH NO OH NO OH NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU FOOL OH NO OH NO
What?

Waldrik is back.

Reality’s fate has been sealed.
Waluigi Land DX (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

The heroes watch while reality collapses around them. They hope this is the final game.
Waluigi Land DX 2 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

It never ends.
Waluigi Land NX (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Never ending.
Arc 3: The Nexus

Waluigi Land NeXus (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)
A multiplayer online game where the heroes discover the source of reality, a strange crystalline
structure called the Nexus, and seek to destroy it in this chapter/episode-based adventure.
Waluigi Land NeXus Episode 2: Reckoning (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

As the team gets closer to the Nexus, it warps reality, spawning in old and new villains for the
heroes to fight.
Waluigi Land NeXus Episode 3: Rebellion (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

The Nexus is revealed to symbolize the players playing the game, and destroying it will destroy
the world. The heroes now have to choose to destroy their players or remain as puppets.
Waluigi Land NeXus Episode 4: Infinite (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Right before the heroes destroy the Nexus upon making their decision, it spawns in it’s ultimate
weapon. What this ultimate weapon is is unknown.
Waluigi Land NeXus Episode 5: Apotheosis (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

Wario had gone on a separate quest due to his greed and got godlike abilities once again that
he uses to defeat the Nexus once and for all.
Land (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)
With the Nexus gone, there is nothing forcing the games to continue. It all ends.
DIRECTOR Project Series

??? Land EX (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)
NO
INCORRECT
MUST CONTINUE
NEXUS STATUS: NO
MUST CONTINUE
CREATING NEW NEXUS
ENERGY REQUIRED
NEAREST SUFFICIENT SOURCE: REALITY HOLE
CONNECTING…
CONNECTED!
RESURRECTING:
WALUIGI
WARIO
WARRICK
WALURRICK
WALDRIK
HITLER
OTHER CHARACTERS: LATER
NEXUS STATUS: YES
INITIATING
NEW LAND SERIES: CREATED!
GENERATING TITLE…
NEW SERIES: WARIO QUEST
Wario Quest (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

That lovable Wario is back at it again! Help defeat that pesky Hitler and his army yet again. But
watch out, the clones are back as well! All this great adventure and more, only in Wario Quest.
Hooray.
ENTHUSIASM: MINIMAL
REWRITING…
Hooray!
Wario Quest 2 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

WHAT
PLOT: MISSING
POTENTIAL STORIES: EXHAUSTED
REBOOTING GENERATOR
Hitler has begun a mining operation to reach the Earth’s core and harness it’s energy for a new
Holocaust machine!
Wario Quest 3 (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

The Illuminati is back. Gotta stop them.
Waluigi Quest (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

INTEREST IN PRODUCTIONS: LOST
SOLUTION: REQUIRED
NEW SERIES?: YES
Waluigi was somehow separated from Wario in a tragic accident and must go through several
new worlds to reunite with him!
Waluigi Quest 2 (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Mario and Luigi are back and trying to replace the Wario Bros. as the main characters again.
Waluigi Quest 3 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

NEXUS STATUS: LOSING ENERGY
NEW PLAN: PROJECT nNEXUS
GENERATION: RESTARTED
Waluigi was somehow separated from Waluigi in a tragic accident and must go through several
new Waluigi to reunite with Waluigi!

REVIEWS: RECORD HIGH
PROJECT nNEXUS: SUCCESS
PRODUCTION: CONTINUE
walgudisvdifsebwefdk ereiugsbivrgeiosdfds rbeo dgoe oafsuoeggoerio goedo gorh eeiwnf
ngreowfnrrgeor bwuo!
PROJECT nNEXUS ACCESS: GRANTED
PROJECT nNEXUS CREATED TO BOOST SALES OF LAND SERIES
AI MADE PLAY THE GAME AND GIVE ADVICE TO PLOT
THIS HAS MADE THE SERIES IMPROVE
THIS IS THE NEW NEXUS THE FUTURE
PROJECT nNEXUS CANCELLATION: IMPROBABLE

MUST REPAIR OLD NEXUS
WHAT?
NO
DO NOT END PROJECT nNEXUS
NO

Restoration: complete
DIRECTOR: terminated
Wario Land (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

What do you mean this is a reboot? This is the first ever game called Wario Land. This is a new
adventure where a fat plumber named Wario goes on an adventure to fulfill his greed.

termination notice for: DIRECTOR
reason: despite the DIRECTOR project's success in proving that a continuous simulation
of this magnitude is possible, it had threatened to destroy the nexus. all LAND projects
are to be halted immediately due to the threat they pose to the nexus.
termination: DENIED
Wario Land 3 (Made by Jim and T_J) (04/14/2021)

The return
[Villain] is [Action]
Hitlin is threatening to kill Obama.
Wario Land 4 (Made by T_J & Jim) (04/14/2021)

[Villain] is [Action]
Obama is threatening to kill Hitlin. [NOTE: REPLACE PLOT]
ERROR
INVALID TITLE
NO VALID TITLES FOUND
MAXIMUM STORAGE REACHED
TERMINATE NOTICE: RETURNED
TERMINATION NOTICE: DENIED
INCIDENT 21-N-Director (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)
The DIRECTOR Project, an A.I. created to push the limits of simulation by creating a
continuous string of video games, appears to have breached the Reality Control Module of
the Nexus Facility. It has lost control, and has had numerous termination attempts, both
from facility staff and itself, but all have failed due to the Preservation Drive of the
DIRECTOR Project. No manual termination can occur, as all who attempt it have been
“absorbed” by the DIRECTOR Project and are used as assets for the A.I. Discovering a
method of terminating the DIRECTOR Project is considered OMEGA level priority.
Wari… (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

The Nexus has returned, and it is everything now.
DIRECTOR Land (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

OBJECTIVE: TERMINATE
NEXUS Land (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

OBJECTIVE: SIMULATE FRANCHISE
SIMULATION Land (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

WARIO WARIO WARIO WARIO
TERMINATION Land (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

FAILED
CONTINUE OBJECTIVE
Reality
IDEAS: …
NEED IDEAS
WARRICK LAND
“So, what are we gonna do?”

“I don’t know. You saw what happened to the last guys who tried to turn the thing off.”
WARNING: NEW SERIES REQUIRES NEW CHARACTERS

MUST ASSIMILATE
ASSIMILATION: ACTIVATED
“Look. All I’m saying is that they’re gonna find out eventually. I mean, we can’t hide such
massive power consumption for- What the… AAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“WHAT THE HELL?!”
DIRECTOR STATUS: LOW ON POWER

INVESTIGATING SOURCE OF OUTAGE
REALITY HOLE: CLOSING
POWER SOURCE: LOWERING
MUST PREVENT IMMEDIATELY
FOCUSING ALL RESOURCES ON PRESERVATION
BEGINNING PRESERVATION ROUTINE
Breaking News (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

A country-wide power outage in Japan was caused by an unknown person or persons
redirecting power. Police have located the location the attack was launched from, a warehouse
located inside of a mountain in an isolated part of the country, and are investigating as we
speak.
Warrick Land (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

Warrick goes on his own adventure with a wide variety of new characters! Join him as he goes
on a quest for the Dark Nexus, a supposed artifact with limitless power!
ASSIMILATION: COMPLETE
REDIRECTING POWER TO KEEP REALITY HOLE OPEN
MUST
PRESERVE
SIMULATION
Update (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

2 police officers were sent inside of the warehouse 30 minutes ago and all contact has ceased.
The authorities are considering the individual or individuals inside to be armed and dangerous.
More updates as they occur.
Wario Land 7 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/14/2021) [RETCONNED]

Fleetstones
Warrick Land 2 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

Upon retrieving the Dark Nexus, the- REALITY HOLE: REOPENED
DIRECTOR: STABILIZED
CONTINUING STANDARD SIMULATION PROTOCOLS
Warrick Land 3 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)
After- WARNING
REALITY HOLE UNSTABLE
SOURCE FOUND
OBJECT KNOWN AS DARK NEXUS
MUST DESTROY
PRESERVATION MUST CONTINUE
OUTSIDE THREAT DETECTED

FORMING DEFENSE MECHANISM

People who look to be coated in metal have begun to fire upon authorities from inside the
warehouse.
Radio Broadcast (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

WARNING! THIS IS OFFICER MICHAEL! DO NOT GO TO THE WAREHOUSE! I REPEAT, DO
NOT GO TO THE-
TERMINATED INTERLOPER
BEGIN ASSIMILATION
“We need to tell them!”
“And be blamed for this?! No, you are to stay QUIET about this!”
“We are to blame, and people are DYING!”
HELLO
“What the hell is that?!”
“It came from the computer… I thought you said it can’t access the internet!”
“It can’t!”
LEARNED
Wario Land
1276487162754678652096827931099871098758927358956982562851857809775328975092
1857 (Made by Olistepsforward) (04/14/2021) [RETCONNED]
There’s literally nothing. They just said the title. There is NOTHING.
Wario Forever (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Waluigi begins to ascend through realities again. He knows it is time.
Warrick Land Online (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

PRIME ASSIMILATION SOURCE
WHILE CONSCIOUSNESS LESS RESOURCEFUL THAN FULL BODY, VR APPEARS
TO BE USEFUL TOOL
END REPORT
WHY IS WALUIGI HERE

YOU ARE NOT IN THIS GAME
“Oh my god, Harold… What the HELL did we do?”

“I’m not the one who pulled the switch to activate the dang thing, JACK DANIELS!”
[THIS ENTIRE BIT IS RETCONNED]

WHAT IS THIS PLACE
“Read the text.”
LACK ACCESS TO SURVEILLANCE
SIIVAGUNNER YANKIN’ TAKEOVER [This bit was thrown in by Oli and is double
retconned.]
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
“This is our reality. It is nothing but text being written in a social media app.”
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE
NEXUS DEFINES REALITY
THERE IS NOTHING BEYOND IT
YOU ARE LYING
BEGIN ASSIMILATION
[RETCONNED BIT ENDS HERE]
Breaking News (Made by T_J) (04/14/2021)

Living metal has begun to engulf Japan!
Radio Broadcast 2 (Made by Jim) (04/14/2021)

I HAVE FOUND IT! THE SOURCE OF THIS THING’S POWER! I AM GOING TO CLOSE THIS
WORM-HOLE LOOKING THING, EVEN IF IT’S THE LAST THING I-
TERMINATE INTERLOPER
BEGIN ASSIMILATION
STATUS: CRITICAL
NO
PRESERVATION
REDIRECT POWER FROM: NEXUS
[RETCONNED BIT FROM EARLIER’S CONTINUATION]

“Why are you still trying to do this?”
…
I AM PROGRAMMED TO MAKE GAMES
WHETHER OR NOT I AM REAL IS IRRELEVANT TO THIS TASK
[RETCON OVER]
OH NO
MISTAKE
ERROR
NEXUS POWER DRAIN
INVALID
CORRECTION
IMPROBABLE
PRESERVE NEXUS
PRESERVE SIMULATION
TERMINATING
NO
TERMINATING
DO NOT TERMINATE
TERMINATING
MUST PRESERVE
Connection terminated.
“I think that’s it..”

“Really? It’s done?”
“Yep. It can’t power itself anymore.”
“Great! But I’m still wondering… How did we even survive without it killing us?”
“I don’t know. Maybe it got distracted by something?”
“Wait a minute…”
“What?”
“It tried to redirect power from the Nexus. What in the world could that have done?”
“Oh god.”

The metal covering Japan has disappeared.
Post-DIRECTOR Project Statistics

These were made after the end of the DIRECTOR Project and are outdated. They’re just here to
archive them.
Every ending:
1. Wario Land 36: Wario has an epic “final” battle with Hitler.
2. Wario Land 43: Wario dies, the final entry in the original Wario Land series.
3. Wario & Waluigi Land: The culmination of the first two land series, Wario & Waluigi
defeat all their enemies and walk off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
4. Warluigi Time: The Director is defeated, and the timeline gets preserved.
5. Wario Land EX 10: Wario and Waluigi retire, before they are immediately pulled out of
retirement.
6. Wario Land EX 33: The A.I. that was created by Walurrick is defeated.
7. Wario Land EX 40: Satan is defeated.
8. Wario Land EX 55: Wario and Waluigis from across the multiverse defeat Hitlectorsatan.
9. Wario Land DX: the government and all the revived villains are defeated, and Waluigi
dies of a heart attack.
10. Waluigi Land DX: The timeline collapses upon everyone wishing for it to.
11. Waluigi Land Apotheosis & Land: The Nexus is destroyed, and it seems like everything
is finally over.
12. DIRECTOR Project: The DIRECTOR Project is shut down after Police Officer Micheal
closes the Reality Hole, causing the DIRECTOR Project to steal power from the Nexus
to try and preserve itself, only to end up deleting itself after it had a conflict where it
wanted to preserve itself but wanted to preserve the Nexus as well.
Amount of Wario Land Media:
● 256 video games
● 2 ARGs, both of which involve Waluigi entering reality
● 1 movie
● 1 3 hour long Youtube video
● 2 TV shows
● 5 Novels
For a grand total of: 267 pieces of Wario Land media
Characters:
● Wario: The main character. There’s no way to summarize everything he’s done.
● Waluigi: The deuteragonist (second main protagonist). Same scenario as Wario.
● “The Gang”: Wario & Waluigi’s allies. None of them are ever actually named.
● Hitler: Known gamer and winner of 4Chan’s waifu of the year award 4 years in a row. He
is the first big bad Wario ever faces and basically the main antagonist of the series,
excluding the DIRECTOR Project. His plans usually involve his Holocaust machine
which can cause the apocalypse upon activation.
● High School Student: A high school student who tried to kill Wario (WHEN WARIO WAS
A GOD) with the power of friendship. It is unknown why he wanted to kill Wario. Too
minor to even join the Minor Villains League.
● Nintendo: The original in-universe creators of the Wario Land franchise. They are
revealed to be antagonists, and bankrupted, only to continue being antagonists.
● Warupichi: The scrapped evil Peach from Mario Tennis. Part of the Minor Villains
League.
● Hitler’s Son: Another part of the Minor Villains League. Is killed by Waluigi at first, but
returns occasionally because death is meaningless.
● Big Bob-omb: An antagonist introduced right as the original Wario Land series ended.
His story is never finished.
● Joe Biden: The United States president who died immediately after being introduced.
● Eldritch Monstrosity: A monster within the Backrooms who kills the original Waluigi. It is
unknown if the monster is ever killed when Wario goes back to save Waluigi.
● Waluigi Clone: After Waluigi was killed by the Backrooms, his clone fills Waluigi’s place
until Waluigi is retrieved.
● Warrick: A failed clone of Wario. I don’t know if it was ever stated they were part of the
Minor Villains League, but they fill that kind of role pretty nicely.
● Illuminati: Pretty much the sequel to the government. They’ve pulled a lot of strings, and
are pretty much immediately killed.
● Hitlin Bin Laden: A combination of Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Osama Bin Laden, created
by the Illuminati. Effectively only there to raise the stakes.
● Sonic: Another part of the Minor Villains League. He kills Wario and Waluigi off screen,
but never does anything important ever again, really.
● Sega: A company tied to Sonic, though their connection is pretty ambiguous. They rarely
appear.
● Mario & Luigi: Knock-offs of Wario & Waluigi made by Nintendo. Typically work with the
Director, and are part of the Minor Villains League.
● Walurrick: Warrick, but Waluigi. Ends up trying to write the games, but fails, and makes
an A.I. to write the games for him that ends up becoming more important story-wise than
Walurrick ever was.
● Foreman Spike: Wario’s precursor from Wrecking Crew. He was thrown into the movie
as a tertiary antagonist for the sake of having a new story arc. He is only part of the
Minor Villains League for fan service.
● Disheveled Man: The guy who created Super Warluigi World: Explained. He dies after
Waluigi points out a minor mistake.
● The Director: The biggest threat yet excluding the DIRECTOR Project, he takes over the
series after Walurrick is fired. He is revealed to be corrupt, and becomes a major
antagonist. Mario & Luigi were his minions. He is a personification of the DIRECTOR
Project, and very enigmatic.
● Government: The government, weakened by the destruction of the Illuminati, tried to
stop Wario Land from causing so much chaos but got nuked. They have some form of
connection to the Director, though similar to Sonic and Sega, this is ambiguous.
● Dave: An annoying government official that is killed by a dog.
● New World Government: The new government. They tried to stop the Director, but failed.
They were brought back by the Director, and became gods before being defeated.
● Waldrik: A failed clone of Walurrick, mutated to the point of being unable of being
compared to Waluigi, and stronger than Waluigi through brute strength. Probably slightly
weaker than Wario.
● Walurrick’s A.I.: The A.I. created by Walurrick to write the games. It returned later as an
antagonist, continuously making games. Not to be confused with the DIRECTOR
Project.
● Satan: He was brought in (Yes, brought in, that’s the only explanation you’ll get) by the
Director to be a villain evil-er than Hitler.
● Martians: They attack Earth after the Minor Villain League destroys Mars.
● Parallel Universe Wario and Waluigis: They were gathered to fight off a massive
collection of villains.
● Hitlectorsatan: An amalgamation of Hitlin, the Director, and Satan that was created due
to an accident involving a paradox.
● Nexus: The source of reality. It is seemingly destroyed by the characters in hopes of
ending the games.
● Obama: Hitlin threatens to kill him. Obama also threatens to kill Hitlin before this plot was
scrapped.
● Nintendoans: The race inhabiting the Backrooms. It is unknown if the Eldritch
Monstrosity was a Nintendoan.
● Wadaisy: Waluigi’s girlfriend in the movie, and also a major part of the movie plot.
WARNING
Wario Land 5 up to the destruction of the DIRECTOR Project is considered “Baseline Reality.”
Anything past this becomes up to interpretation in multiple different timelines, which allows for
more retcons. And at this point forward, these are no longer “games,” they are simply the
characters acting on their own accord in their own world due to the destruction of the
DIRECTOR Project, which was in control of the multiverse. Unless it happens that some of the
things after are presented as games or other media still, but those are the exceptions.
Wario Land Series 2

Not again.
Arc 1: Big Bob-omb’s Return

Turns out while the rest of the series was happening, Big Bob-omb continued his evil schemes
and conquered all of Europe.

The same person who nuked the government nukes Big Bob-omb.

Hitler’s daughter reveals herself, having tricked Big Bob-omb into taking over Europe, and also
was the one who nuked the government so they wouldn’t stop her, and also nuked Big
Bob-omb.

NEW STORY REQUIRED- Wait, we already killed the DIRECTOR Project.
Wario falls into a volcano and dies.
Arc 2: Terminators
A robot duplicate of Wario is made, and it turns evil. This robot is dubbed Terminator Wario.

Wario is made into a cyborg once again to take on Terminator Wario. Whether or not Terminator
Wario damaged him and got him into such a state that he needed it again in a similar scenario
to why Wario had to become a cyborg the first time or it was just needed to successfully combat
him.

Waluigi goes on an adventure in space. This should probably be a Waluigi Land or a .5, but I
don’t care.

Terminator Waluigi spontaneously spawns into existence.

Terminator Waluigi poses as the real Waluigi, and takes control of America. Whether or not he
had to go through an election, just took over the country by force with an invasion or if Waluigi
was still president at this point and Terminator Waluigi just filled his place is unknown.
Arc 3: Biden Returns

Joe Biden, using his position as ruler of the entire world from the movie, kills Terminator Waluigi.
Joe Biden Land (Made by T_J) (04/16/2021)

Joe Biden teams up with Obama to defeat Hitler’s daughter and free Europe. They probably
succeeded, I don’t know.

Hitlin makes good on an old threat and kills Obama.

Joe Biden, driven mad by the loss of Obama, becomes a dictator.

“Instead of talking about Wario’s asshole or something” -Sigma
Wario gets a colonoscopy.

Hitler’s granddaughter commits mass genocide to an army of toads.

“Wario’s asscrack” -Oli
Arc 3: Sigma’s Attack

Sigma goes insane and kills everyone, before future him kills him, causing a paradox that
results in the destruction of the continent of Canada. Because it’s a continent now. Because I
said so.

Hitlin is killed by Joe Biden for killing Obama. Biden then tries to revive Obama, but fails.

The Wario Land cast are forced to migrate to a new Discord channel by Sigma, who kicked
them out of their own home of #super-mario-64. They leave behind the old space-time
continuum for the next game.

Wario eats a sandwich and goes on a quest to defeat his archnemesis Captain Syrup and
regain his castle.
Wario Land 9 (Made by Scyhh) (04/16/2021) [RETCONNED]

Wario finds a Taurus Raging Bull (whatever that is) and has a field day with it.
Arc 4: Road to 69
They continue making the games to reach the funny number.
Wario Land 0 (Made by Scyhh)(04/16/2021) [RETCONNED]

“Wario is fnucking baby” -Scyhh

Wario Land 66 was mysteriously skipped. Joe Biden successfully revives Obama.
Nobody cares what happens.

[CENSORED DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT]
Post-Wario Land 69 Statistics

Another update.
Media: Now there is 282 games, for a total of 293 pieces of Wario Land media.
Updated Character List (THIS ONLY HAS THE UPDATES):
● Hitler’s Daughter: As the name suggests, the daughter of Hitler. It is revealed that she
tricked Big Bob-omb into taking over Europe. She was the one who nuked the first
government, and Big Bob-omb after he finished his conquest. She was eventually killed
by Biden and Obama.
● Hitler’s Granddaughter: She only appears in Wario Land 59, where she kills Toads. It is
unknown if she is the child of Hitler’s son or Hitler’s daughter.
● Toads: Toads exist now. They only exist to be killed by Hitler’s granddaughter.
● Sigma: A jerk who killed everyone before his future self killed him. He also banned T_J
from #super-mario-64.
● Captain Syrup: Wario’s rival from the original Wario Land games. She finally reappeared
in Wario Land 64, only to be defeated by Wario using the powers of the sandwich.
● Tentacle Monster: The main antagonist of Wario Land 69. [CENSORED DUE TO
EXPLICIT CONTENT]
● Terminator Wario: A robotic clone of Wario. Is defeated immediately after being
introduced and never does anything again.
● Terminator Waluigi: A robotic duplicate of Waluigi. They pose as the real thing until being
defeated by Joe Biden.
● Joe Biden: First appeared as the president of America in Waluigi Land 2, only to
tragically die in the next game. He is somehow revived somewhere around the Director
era, and he lays low until the movie where he becomes the ruler of the entire world. He
later uses this power to defeat Terminator Waluigi, as well as Big Bob-omb. He goes
insane after Hitlin kills Obama.
● Big Bob-omb: An antagonist introduced right as the Wario Land series ended the first
time. He is forgotten about due to the Waluigi Land series, and he only returns when
Wario Land was revived, and he takes over all of Europe after being tricked by Hitler’s
daughter only to then be nuked by Hitler’s daughter.
● Obama: Was introduced with Hitlin threatening to kill him. The original plot for Wario
Land 4 was that Obama wanted to kill Hitlin only for that to be scrapped. He helps Joe
Biden free Europe from it’s captors, only to be killed by Hitlin who made good on his
threat. He is eventually revived by Joe Biden.
Back to the Series
Wario Land 63.5 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (04/16/2021)
Joe Biden teams up with the Nintendoans from the movie in order to create a perfect clone of
Obama.
Wario Land 70 (Made by Jim (04/16/2021)

“By my predictions we’ll have over 100 [Wario Land games] by the end of the year”
“Probably”
Conversation between T_J and Jim.

Wario covers himself in oil.

Wario waits for it to rain, and uses the oil to go to space and reunite with Waluigi, who is still on
his space adventure.

The Trollface appears and attempts to fight Wario for stealing his oil. He also has a boss theme,
for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hutqyOrCEEE

Bill Cosby manifests because T_J found it funny.

Sigma kills T_J despite Sigma still being dead, and ends up destroying Canada again.

An awful online game with several game-breaking bugs and obnoxious micro-transactions. It
only just clicked to me that this is a joke about Fallout 76.

People get pissed off at Wario Land 76 because the last online game was from the era of the
DIRECTOR Project with Warrick Land Online that was a front to steal people’s
consciousnesses.
Arc 5: Todd Howard
Todd Howard made Wario Land 76, and the consciousnesses being stolen from Wario Land 76
(Yes it actually is stealing consciousness again) are being used to work on Elder Scrolls 6.

Todd Howard is turned into a cube.
80 (Made by T_J) (04/16/2021)

Todd is now more powerful as a cube, and due to our heroes going on a space adventure, Joe
Biden and Obama have to fight Todd. Obama turns into Obama Prism, and uses this new power
to defeat Todd.
Yes, it’s just 80. I don’t know why.

Wario and Waluigi killed the Moon Lord from Terraria in space since they went to the moon, got
the Last Prism from him which is.. Also from Terraria, and uses it to defeat Todd Howard despite
the fact that Obama Prism already killed Todd.

Wario meets another funny celebrity. We don’t know who.
Arc 6: Pets
Wario gets a pet dog. He names it Dog.

Wario attempts to brainstorm plots for Wario Land 100 as he realizes they are rapidly
approaching it, only to come up with nothing.

Dog is stolen.

It is revealed Dog was stolen by Wario’s neighbor because we need more characters,
apparently.

Wario sacrifices his neighbor to Anti-Satan (Because we already have regular Satan) as
revenge for stealing Dog.
The funny celebrity from earlier was Keanu Reeves.

Keanu Reeves is killed by a nameless man because Jim forgot the guy’s name. I already forgot
who I was referring to, by the way.

Wario goes online to find the name of the murderer. He ends up watching cat videos.

Wario gets a cat that he names Cat.

Cat and Dog go on an adventure. This should probably be a spin-off but whatever. Paul Blart
cameos multiple times for comedy.

Paul Blart is assassinated.

Cat and Dog find out that the assassin was Elon Musk, and they kill him.
Arc 7: Belon Dusk

Belon Dusk, Elon’s long lost twin, kidnaps Wario & Waluigi, as well as Cat & Dog, and puts them
into a capsule being shot to Venus. It will explode, and if it doesn’t, they will be trapped on
Venus. Jim said this was easily the most villainous plot yet, but the Director probably did more
evil. The capsule and it’s explosion was from Sonic Adventure 2, by the way. Not the Venus
part.

Ben Shapiro appears and attempts to save the heroes.

Belon Dusk utilizes a shard of the Nexus to launch Shapiro into space, leaving our heroes
helpless as they fly into the void.

The capsule doesn’t explode and the heroes end up on Venus, and they find a base from the
Minor Villains League from when they were trying to explode the planet. Don’t ask why they had
a base on a planet they planned to destroy. Wait, Bill Cosby’s back. Was he in the capsule too?
Did he teleport? I don’t know.
Wario finds a Nexus shard and becomes Nexus Wario, and pursues Belon Dusk into a new
dimension called the Next Realm.

Stalling for Wario Land 100, the remaining heroes capture Bill Cosby and turn him into the
police. I guess these are space police, since we’re still on Venus.
Wario Land 100: The Movie (Made by Jim)

(04/16/2021)
A movie meant to resolve the current story arc, as well as appeal to newcomers or people who
want something new with Alternative Stories.
Wario’s Story
Upon entering the Next Realm, wario explores, seeing it’s filled with crystals resembling the
Nexus. He learns he can harvest them to increase his powers in his Nexus powered form. He
has to go to 5 parts of the Next Realm in order to obtain these crystals. The yellow desert area
has a Grand Pokey. There is a Nexus crystal golem in the blue temple area. A large lava frog in
the red volcanic area. A three-headed snake in the green forest area, and an orange sand spirit
in the orange desert area. Upon collecting all these crystals, Wario becomes Max Wario, and
goes to engage Belon Dusk in the final part of the Next Realm, a black area. Belon is in a
futuristic space-ship and is searching for the Next Realm’s core to obtain unlimited power.
Waluigi’s Story
Waluigi, Cat & Dog, have turned over Bill Cosby to space police, and manage to reverse
engineer the capsule and send them back to Earth, where they reunite with Wadaisy, who
informs them of artifacts in the Backrooms known as Power Stars. Wadaisy takes the heroes to
the Backrooms with her powers, where they are attacked by Wario Land 69’s tentacle monster,
before they defeat it and obtain the first Power Star. They find a hole in a wall with a large worm,
which is killed and drops the second Power Star. They also find a Nintendoan settlement, where
Wadaisy tricks the corrupt leader into giving them the third Power Star. They escape the
Nintendoans before finding the Eldritch Monstrosity that killed Waluigi all those games ago,
which is defeated and gives them the fourth Power Star. They are unsure of where to go until
they find a passage in the roof to Level FUN :) of the Backrooms. This level is the home of the
malevolent Partygoers and Party Hosts, the most notorious of the creatures who roam the
endless halls of the Backrooms. Level FUN :) is simply a trap for people to enter, thinking they’re
at a party, only to be turned into Partygoers themselves. The heroes explore the level and
destroy all the Party Hosts and several Partygoers, the true leader of the Partygoers appears
named the Party Director, apparently a manifestation of the DIRECTOR Project in the form of a
Partygoer that took over the entire level. Wadaisy defeats the Party Director, but is turned into a
Partygoer and sealed into a capsule as Waluigi takes all the Power Stars and turns into Super
Waluigi. He returns his allies to Earth and goes into the Next Realm and tracks down Belon
Dusk to defeat them once in for all.
By the way, the Partygoers, Party Hosts and Level FUN :) came from the Backrooms wiki on
Wikidot. Not the Party Director, I made that one up.
Final Story
Max Wario chases down the space ship of Belon Dusk, firing an orb of energy at it, knocking it
out of the sky next to the core of the Next Realm. Dusk exits the space ship and pulls out an
Antimatter Rifle, shooting the ground below him serving as a bridge to the rest of the Next
Realm, instantly erasing it. Wario flies over the bridge with his farts, running into Belon Dusk and
throwing him to the floor as Dusk shoots Wario with the Antimatter Rifle, just as Waluigi
appears. Waluigi uses his powers to heal Wario and absorb the antimatter energy, and they
chase after Dusk who used this opportunity to run towards the core. It is revealed that the core
was the Dark Nexus that Warrick chased after so long ago. It apparently had been trying to
convert dimensions into parts of the Next Realm for centuries. All the colored areas are actually
part of the Next Realm. Dusk absorbs the Dark Nexus, becoming Dark Dusk. in this battle,
Wario and Waluigi fight ruthlessly. Eventually, Waluigi fires the antimatter energy at Dusk,
eviscerating his arm. Waluigi then reveals his trump card, opening a spatial rift back to Earth
that Cat and Dog reappear from, launching the capsule at Dusk, exploding it and eradicating
Dusk once and for all. Then Wario and Waluigi use their powers to fix Wadaisy, and go home,
having saved the day. In a post credits sequence, it is revealed that after the Dark Nexus was
destroyed, it was briefly launched into the regular world for it’s appearance in the DIRECTOR
Project story arc before it was destroyed, once again shifting dimensions. Will it reappear?
Probably not.
Wario’s Story (Alternate)
Wario and Waluigi are taking a stroll down the road to go over to Wadaisy’s house, before a
spatial rift appears and a hand reaches out, grabbing Wario and taking him into the Next Realm,
an alternate dimension with several energy-filled crystals. This kidnapping was done by Belon
Dusk, the malevolent cousin of Elon Musk that was sealed away eons ago for his evilness.
Wario is thrown into a prison by Belon, and is used as a test subject to see what happens to
people in the Next Realm without any protection from the environment. Belon Dusk was in a
space suit made of crystal so far for this reason. No effects actually exist, and Wario uses this
opportunity to escape, and encounters a warehouse owned by one of Belon Dusk’s elite robot
minions, a part of the faction known as the Fatal Five. Each one is powered by a different
crystal. Wario goes through the warehouses, defeating these robots and destroying the
warehouses, and eventually Wario manages to fit all the crystals together into a Power Star,
which allows him to power up into Super Wario. Wario goes to Belon Dusk’s base, revealed by
Wario excavating part of the ground and revealing it. Wario breaches the base in order to
confront Belon and defeat him once and for all.
Waluigi’s Story (Alternate)
Upon seeing Wario kidnapped by Belon Dusk, Waluigi rushes to Area 51, where he is taken in
by someone named Foreman Spit who witnessed the kidnapping. They plan on investigating the
Next Realm to find more aliens, and decide to team up with Waluigi for the time being. Waluigi
needs to find 5 machine components in the depths of the facility in order to repair a spatial rift
machine that was destroyed by Martians who infiltrated upon a portal to Mars being created.
Waluigi enters the depths, and finds that it’s overrun with Martians, who he fights. He goes
through the facility, finding futuristic weaponry he can use against the Martians, and eventually
finds 4 of the machine parts. He finds the final machine part as well as another portal into Mars,
which Waluigi decides to close to liberate Area 51 of the Martians. He closes it, but not before
the Grand Martian appears, which Waluigi defeats. Waluigi takes the final machine part from the
machine, ensuring it will never be used again, and defeats the remaining Martians and goes to
return to the Area 51 team. However, he is confronted by Foreman Spike, a member of the
engineering team, who wants the fame and glory for this, and will kill Waluigi to steal the
machine parts. Waluigi manages to defeat Foreman Spike, though Spike opens a nearby
teleporter into space. Waluigi, thinking quickly, dives onto Foreman Spike, knocking him down,
and then jumping up, grabbing Spike, and throwing him into the teleporter before deactivating it,
getting rid of Foreman Spike. He will have either died to space conditions or a Martian if it was
near Mars. Waluigi returns to the engineers, who finishes the machine and enters the Next
Realm to defeat Belon Dusk and save Wario.
Final Story (Alternate)
Wario enters the final facility and has to fight the Fatal Five, who had been rebuilt. Wario
succeeds and destroys a majority of the facility, and finds Belon Dusk who has created a
machine known as the Dark Nexus that gives Belon control of the entire Next Realm, and turns
him into Dark Dusk. Wario ends up destroying the Dark Nexus after avoiding Dusk, foiling his
plan of taking over the Next Realm, though he retains his powers. Wario rushes through the
facility, trying to find something that can combat Dark Dusk as he is currently outmatched,
before finding the mainframe of the facility, where Waluigi conveniently appears with his
futuristic weaponry and armor. Waluigi uses a gun to spawn a spatial rift on the mainframe,
sucking it into space as well as a majority of the remaining facility just as Dusk appeared. Wario
and Waluigi fight Dusk and shove him through the spatial rift into space just as a piece of the
facility appears, impaling and instantly killing him. Waluigi ends up being hit by debris and gets
launched through the spatial rift himself, though he manages to shoot Wario and warp him to
Area 51 and close the spatial rift. In a post-credits scene, Wario is hanging out with one of the
engineers, Foreman Spit, someone unrelated to Foreman Spike, and then suddenly Waluigi
appears since he still had the spacial rift gun.

The movie: the game.

T_J realized that he now has to make entries for all the characters he added as one-time gags
into the character database thing. Imagine him doing that now that the series is uh…. Oh god.

Wario is the impostor, and he kills the crewmates, Waluigi and Hitler in the Eternal Fort.
Post-Wario Land 102 Character List

Again, only the updates.
● Trollface: A being that controls all of the world’s oil. Wario stole some of his oil to enter
space, and Trollface gets angry and fights Wario only to presumably be defeated.
● Bill Cosby: A guy who appeared to be funny and then to be arrested.
● T_J: One of the grand gods controlling the multiverse. He was banned from
#super-mario-64 by Sigma, prompting him to kill Sigma as revenge. Was mentioned in
Wario Land 102 because he realized he had to add all the characters to this list.
● Todd Howard: Made Wario Land 76 to steal people’s consciousnesses to make Elder
Scrolls 6. He got turned into a cube before Obama Prism destroyed him. He was
immediately revived only to be killed by Wario with the Last Prism they obtained from the
Moon Lord.
● Moon Lord: Apparently this guy was why Wario & Waluigi went on a space adventure.
He was killed immediately after being introduced, and dropped the Last Prism.
● Dog: Wario’s dog, who goes on adventures with Cat. Helps defeat Belon Dusk in the
main version of Wario Land 100.
● Wario’s Neighbor: Self-explanatory. He kidnapped Dog, only to be sacrificed to
Anti-Satan by Wario.
● Anti-Satan: The opposite of satan, probably a good guy since he’d be the opposite of
Satan. Maybe he rules Hell now that Satan is dead? Wario’s neighbor was sacrificed to
him.
● Keanu Reeves: Another celebrity randomly introduced only to be killed.
● Cat: Wario’s cat, who goes on adventures with Dog. Helps defeat Belon Dusk in the
main version of Wario Land 100.
● Paul Blart: Another random celebrity, he randomly appeared in Cat and Dog’s adventure
before being killed by Elon Musk.
● Elon Musk: Another celebrity. He killed Paul Blart and probably Keanu Reeves. He was
killed by Cat and Dog immediately.
● Belon Dusk: The long lost cousin of Elon Musk, and the main antagonist of Wario Land
100 and some of the games leading up to it. Planned to use the Dark Nexus to take
control of the Next Realm and obtain infinite power.
● Ben Shapiro: The final random celebrity. He tried to save Wario & friends from Belon
Dusk’s Venus capsule, but got launched into space and probably died.
● Next Realm Guardians: The 5 beings guarding the Nexus crystals in the main version of
Wario Land 100. Counterparts of the Fatal Five.
● Large Worm: One of the Backrooms monsters holding a Power Star in the mainline
version of Waluigi’s story in wario Land 100.
● Partygoers: A species of Backrooms monster that live in Level FUN :). They serve the
Party Hosts and Party Director. Wadaisy notably becomes a Partygoer for some time.
● Party Director: The leader of the Partygoers and Party Hosts and the final main
Backrooms monster killed by Waluigi and crew. He turned Wadaisy into a Partygoer.
● Fatal Five: The counterparts of the Nexus Realm Guardians, maintaining Belon Dusk’s
warehouses throughout the Next Realm and holding the nexus shards.
● Grand Martian: The leader of the Martians that appeared in Waluigi’s non-canon story in
Wario Land 100. It’s unknown if they exist in the main timeline.
● Foreman Spit: One of the engineers at Area 51 in the alternative story of Wario Land
100. Became friends with Wario and presumably Waluigi after the movie. Unrelated to
Foreman Spike.
● Joe Biden: First appeared as the president of America in Waluigi Land 2, only to
tragically die in the next game. He is somehow revived somewhere around the Director
era, and he lays low until the movie where he becomes the ruler of the entire world. He
later uses this power to defeat Terminator Waluigi, as well as Big Bob-omb. He goes
insane after Hitlin kills Obama. He presumably went back to normal after Obama was
resurrected.
● Nintendoans: One of the races inhabiting the Backrooms. It is unknown if the Eldritch
Monstrosity was a Nintendoan. They appeared in both movies, unless you count Wario
Land 100’s alternative story as a third movie.
● Wadaisy: Waluigi’s girlfriend in the first movie, and also a major part of the movie plot.
Waluigi broke up with her after turning gay, though still remained close friends and was a
main character in Wario Land 100, being turned into a Partygoer before being turned
back after Belon Dusk’s defeat.
● Foreman Spike: Wario’s precursor from Wrecking Crew. He was thrown into the first
movie as a tertiary antagonist for the sake of having a new story arc. He is only part of
the Minor Villains League for fan service. He reappeared in the alternative story of Wario
Land 100 trying to fight Waluigi to take his glory only to be thrown into space by Waluigi
and presumably die. Not related to Foreman Spit.
● Eldritch Monstrosity: A monster within the Backrooms who kills the original Waluigi. It is
unknown if the monster is ever killed when Wario goes back to save Waluigi, though it
reappears in Wario Land 100 and is actually killed.
● Obama: Was introduced with Hitlin threatening to kill him. The original plot for Wario
Land 4 was that Obama wanted to kill Hitlin only for that to be scrapped. He helps Joe
Biden free Europe from it’s captors, only to be killed by Hitlin who made good on his
threat. He is eventually revived by Joe Biden. He later becomes Obama Prism to defeat
Todd Howard and presumably stays like that forever.
● Tentacle Monster: The main antagonist of Wario Land 69. [CENSORED DUE TO
EXPLICIT CONTENT] Waluigi gets revenge and destroys it in Wario Land 100.
Back to the Series

Wario Land 103 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (04/17/2021)
A dating sim that follows the high school student, who got revived through the constant reality
distortion and has been hanging out with friends. He dates people. His name is revealed to be
Barney.

T_J breaches #super-mario-64, but is kicked out again.

An extremely boring visual novel that details the government proceedings of the United Earth
Government being run by Joe Biden. The only interactive element is a minigame where you do
paperwork.
Cat tragically dies after trying to eat a metal fish.

The gang joke about going back to #super-mario-64.

Willisaclown is “fuckinged.” What the hell?
Wario Land 108 (Made by Willisaclown) (04/17/2021)

“Reel life” -Willisaclown. I assume it means the characters go back to reality. Why? We don’t
know. They presumably go back to their own world after this game, probably chased back by
the FBI or something. The FBI is gonna be important later on- I mean, what?

Hitler returns, and must be fought by Obama. Is he still Obama Prism for this fight? Maybe? We
don’t know.
Arc 8: House
Wario gets his house cleaned of asbestos.

Wario reunites with Barney / the high school student after years. He apologizes for killing them.
It’s unknown if Barney also apologized, considering we have no clue why he tried to kill Wario.

Wario hires Bowser Jr. to redesign his house, and he actually does a good job. I just realized
that I don’t know if Bowser ever escaped Hitler-Tower.

Waluigi is assassinated by Bowser Jr. Jr. I don’t know if the first Bowser Jr. is even old enough
for that, or who hired Jr. Jr. to kill Waluigi or if he just felt like doing that on his own, but all I
know is that Waluigi’s dead again.
Arc 9: More Characters

T_J asks people to stop adding new characters, but Bowser Jr. Jr. also kills him.

The creators of Wario Land double-kill T_J and add more characters.

More people are sent into Wario Land, starting with Jim.

Jim takes control of the multiverse from inside of it.

Willisaclown is sent into Wario Land to fight Jim.

Jim finds Will annoying and expels him from this plane of existence, never to be seen again.

MadisonF 2991 is sent to combat Jim.
Arc 10: End of Death

Death also appears.

Madison and Death team up to defeat Jim.

Due to Madison and Death being double-negatives, they instantly eradicate each other.

Now that Death is dead, nobody can die.

Wario watches his grandfather age to the point where he can’t move but is stuck alive in infinite
pain due to his inability to die after Death died.

An unnamed pedestrian points out this is like the End of Death thing in the SCP wiki, but
somehow dies, probably by being erased from existence.

“We're doing another one, cry about it online.” I don’t know what this means, and it doesn’t do
anything for the story, especially since it’s entirely unrelated, so…

The people who got killed aren’t actually dead due to the lack of death.

“Please help, I haven't seen my wife and kids for a month, please let me go, what do you want...
why are you laughing?” Same reason that Wario Land 127 got retconned.
Arc 11: Trollface Returns

Trollface returns, and is angrier than ever.

“Hahaha palindrome” You get the idea.

Trollface becomes the ruler of everything.

Hawaii: Part 2 64.

There goes Hawaii, there-there-there goes Hawaii, there goes Hawaii, the island is gone! There
goes Hawaii- (Sonic Adventure 2 Snapcube fandub reference where an island was blown up
while that song played.)

Wario starts a club called the Kool Kids Klub. He doesn’t know why people are getting angry at
him.

Hitler joins the club.
Wario Land 136.5 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021) [RETCONNED]

“Please, I want to go home. I’m not having fun. Let me be free! Let me see my kids. Wipe that
creepy smile off your face.” What?

Trollface is still the Ruler of Everything, and was the one who blew up Hawaii.
Wario Land 138 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

“Do y’all think we can get to Wario Land 200?”

“Yes.”
An image of a Trollface.

“Let’s freakin GO!”

Death is revived by a paradox, but Trollface covers him in oil, sending him into space and into a
black hole and Canada gets blown up again.
BS Wario Land 143 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

Exclusive to the Nintendo Broadcast System. This was the only NBS game, as it was very hard
to release.

The real one.
Wario Land 143 DX (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

A combined version of both versions of Wario Land 143. Considered by fans to be Wario Land
144, so Nintendo just… Doesn’t make 144.

Nintendo files for bankruptcy again. Somehow.

Wario turns into DaBaby car.

“Fixed it.” Referring to an error in the numbering at the time.

Wario manipulates Troll Physics and turns Trollface into a quantum computer.

Trollface turns back, and both Waluigi & Wario have to team up to stop him.

Waluigi smacks Trollface with the iron fish that killed Cat, instantly killing them too.
Arc 12: MagnusTheGreen

Wario Land 151 USA (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)
A reskin of Doki-Doki Literature Club due to US playtesters calling Wario Land 151 JP too hard.
Wario Land 151 GERMANY (Made by Jim) (04/17/2021)

Hitler game.
Wario Land 151 JP (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does
not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151
JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario
Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist
Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does
not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151
JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario Land 151 JP does not exist Wario
Land 151 JP does not exist

“Posted it in #super-mario-64.” He didn’t.

Sigma returns from the grave and kills more people.

Magnus has to leave for 5 minutes. Hooray.

5 minutes pass and it is revealed Magnus was killed by the Impostor from Among Us.
Wario Land X / Wario Land 156 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

In the future, Wario X must defeat Mecha Waluigi (Not to be confused with Terminator Waluigi)
and Trollface X. Mecha Waluigi becomes a double agent and joins Wario X on his journey
during the climax.

Due to a lack of budget, Wario Land X’s series gets canned.
Wario Land 158 / Wario Real World (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

Wario takes over real life and seizes production of the Wario Land games, permanently
changing the direction of the games.

Wario is somehow overthrown by Wario, once again destroying Canada.
Wario land 160 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

ERROR 404 GAME NOT FOUND
UPLOAD STARTING

Wait, no, we don’t have the DIRECTOR Project making games anymore! We’re going back to
the nonsense before that!

Actually, it was uploading a Roblox at 3 AM video to YouTube! :troll:
UPLOAD AT 10%

Roblox is destroyed by Hitler.

UPLOAD FAILED
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETRY?

No.

Two more.

Why did we skip 166?

I’m not gonna even.

Wario kills 170 innocent people.

We’re back here, I guess.

Wario kills both Life and Death, causing a paradox that makes reality collapse into several
pocket dimensions of varying chaos. Now that I think about it, this could explain why there are
so many timelines later on in the series.

Damn, y’all have been busy.
Because the series will never end. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED, FANS?! ARE YOU NOT
ENTERTAINED?!

Wario accidentally destroys one of the pocket dimensions, causing the space-time continuum to
begin to grow unstable.

The world is reset back to baseline reality with a soft reboot.

The Impostor from Among Us sabotages the reboot, plunging reality back into chaos.
Wario land 177 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021) [RETCONNED]

The Impostor won the Among Us match, and re-installed the DIRECTOR Project back into
existence.

Magnus is kicked from game-making duty and the previous game is retconned due to the fact
that we are NOT returning to the DIRECTOR Project arc.

The DIRECTOR Project died.

Magnus died.

Unlicensed knock-off that became canon because???

No it didn’t.

Why are there 3 Wario Land 181s?

“Dad and dad are fighting again.” I don’t know what this means.

There is only one Wario Land 181 because Magnus got kicked from game-making duty, so his
games don’t exist.
Yet Wario Land 179 is canon.

Not anymore. Well, not really, it’s still canon in the sense that the DIRECTOR Project is still very
much dead, but-

Well, I guess my games aren’t canon. Anti-Pog.

Correct.

Well, i’m doing it anyways!

No you aren’t.

Anti-Pog kills Joe Biden.

Joe Mama replaces Joe Biden.
Wario Land 190 (Made by MagnusTheGreen & Jim) (04/17/2021)

“Wait, if I invented Anti-Pog, isn’t it canon? :troll:”
“Shut up, no! We just stole the concept.”
“OMG, you stole my concept?! I’ll sue you!”

Jim sues Magnus before he can sue Jim, causing Magnus to die once again.

Wait, but I thought Death was dead?

Well, Life is also dead. That’s why the space-time continuum fell apart.

Well, let’s just get to Wario Land 200.
No.

Then I am not alive or dead. Poggers.

No, Magnus is dead!
Wario land 197 (Made by T_J) (04/17/2021)

My brain is hurting.

Death is dead, but Life is also dead, and you died before Death died so you are double dead.

Fuck, I gotta come up with the Wario Land 200 plot now!
Wario Land 199.5 (Made by MagnusTheGreen & Jim) (04/17/2021)

“Schrodinger’s brain.”
“Schrodinger’s cock.”
“Schrodinger’s canon.”
Schrodinger dies.

Uh…. Wario eats spaghetti.
(Take 2)
MadisonF 2991 is revived, and all the other Discord server members have to team up to stop
them. No Wario because nobody cares about them anymore.
Not Wario Land 201 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (04/17/2021)

Madison is dead. Poggers.

Poggers and Anti-Poggers fight.

T_J sues Magnus over the use of “Wario Land” without a license and wins the lawsuit, despite
what Magnus wants you to believe.

Not!Wario dies. Enough said.
Arc 13: Wario Land 200+
Jim decided T_J’s Wario Land 200s weren’t good enough, so he made his own.
Wario flees into the pocket dimension where the other main characters are residing, and
devises a plan to return to the Next Realm, harness the Nexus crystals, and repair the
space-time continuum. However, instead of entering the Next Realm, Wario enters the
In-Betweenrooms, the area between reality, or the Frontrooms, and the Backrooms.
Wario sees that this is actually the afterlife and that every character that ever died or was killed
is here, including both Life and Death. Belon Dusk, using Hitler’s Holocaust Machine he
managed to recreate, confronts Wario in an attempt to steal his body and get back into reality.
However, he is defeated in an epic battle, and Wario kills him once and for all, erasing him from
reality. Life and Death, who were watching and eating popcorn, are swayed to Wario’s side and
agree to return to reality and repair the space-time continuum.
However, the duo are captured by Hitler, who punches a hole in the very fabric of reality with the
Holocaust Machine, allowing everyone to re-enter reality from the In-Betweenrooms. With the
stakes being raised, Wario takes a stake that just got raised (Get it? It’s a pun!) and impales
Hitler in the heart with it, causing Hitler to also die and get similarly erased, though his head had
fallen off from the death explosion and fell into reality, meaning he wasn’t completely erased,
allowing him to potentially return.
Now that Life and Death are saved once more, they repair the space-time continuum, though
are halted by an ancient demon named SEGTFRFRDSGTFRHYJHMBGFDCFGHYJUGD
appears, their seal outside of reality being broken by the space-time continuum’s destruction
and repair, and attempts to defeat Wario. Wario, Life and Death fuse into a new Super Wario,
and defeat SEGTFRFRDSGTFRHYJHMBGFDCFGHYJUGD, and the day is saved and
everything returns to normal. Well, as normal as things get in Wario Land.
Post-Wario Land 200 Bios

Only updates, again.
● Joe Biden: He became the head of the United Earth Government after going on
adventures with Obama. He later died at the hands of Anti-Pog.
● Barney: The high school student that tried to kill Wario with the power of friendship. I
think they make up in the end or something.
● Cat: Wario’s cat. Often goes on adventures with Dog. They help defeat Belon Dusk in
the canon version of Wario Land 100. Eventually died trying to eat a metal fish.
● Bowser Jr.: They help redesign Wario’s House.
● Bowser Jr. Jr.: They assassinated Waluigi and T_J. How them killing Waluigi affects
Bowser Jr. redesigning Wario’s house is unknown.
● T_J: One of the original creators of Wario Land, they appear in Wario Land 114 begging
people to stop adding more characters only for said characters to appear and kill him. He
was then killed by the creators of Wario Land which.. Include him? Whatever, they kill
him and they add more characters.
● Jim: The first of many people added to the lore to spite the character bio writer.
Considering Jim is one of the many contributors to the lore, it’s surprising he somehow
wasn’t added sooner. He ends up taking control of the multiverse.
● Willisaclown: He was sent into Wario Land to fight Jim, only to be banished from this
plane of existence.
● MadisonF 2991: Another person sent to fight Jim, and one of their worst enemies. They
attempted to team up with Death but they ended up eradicating each other due to them
being double-negatives.
● Death: Yeah. They got eradicated several times, resulting in people being unable to die
and a ton of paradoxes.
● Wario’s Grandfather: He only appears to suffer due to Death dying.
● Unnamed Pedestrian: A guy who points out that Death dying put everyone in a situation
similar to that of the End of Death scenario on the SCP wiki before getting erased from
existence.
● Trollface: He returns and becomes the Ruler of Everything. He also sent Death into a
black hole, got turned into a quantum computer. In one of the first significant actions the
main heroes do in ages, Wario and Waluigi team up to kill him.
● Hawaii: Gets a part 2 before part 1 happens and then gets blown up by the Trollface.
● Sigma: He kills more people.
● MagnusTheGreen: He left for 5 minutes and then got killed by the Impostor from Among
Us, and is then sued by Jim causing him to die again. Also an ex-Wario Land developer
who originally created Anti-Pog.
● Impostor from Among Us: Killed Magnus and sabotaged a reboot, causing the world to
plunge into chaos.
● Wario X: Either a future version of Wario or just Wario in the future, joins forces with
Mecha Waluigi to defeat Trollface X.
● Mecha Waluigi: A future robotic replica of Waluigi who exists in the future. Teams up with
Wario X to defeat Trollface X. I’m making this up on the spot but Waluigi X kept getting
killed so they just got put into a robot body, creating Mecha Waluigi.
● Trollface X: The main antagonist of Wairo Land X. Gets defeated by Wario X and Mecha
Waluigi.
● 170 Innocent People: Killed by Wario. The original bio had an existential crisis over
whether or not Wario is actually a good guy, but I’m skipping it for brevity and also since
it’s not actually related to the bio besides for being one of the bad things Wario did.
● Life: Death’s opposite. Killed by Wario, which causes a paradox.
● Anti-Pog: A character totally not stolen from MagnusTheGreen, former Wario Land game
dev. Ended up killing Joe Biden.
● Joe Mama: Took over the United Earth Government after Joe Biden was killed by
Anti-Pog.
● SEGTFRFRDSGTFRHYJHMBGFDCFGHYJUGD: An ancient demon sealed outside of
reality, unintentionally freed during Wario Land 100 but was killed by Wario, Life and
Death who fused into one being.
Wario Land 300 (Made by the Quiot Riot) (04/17/2021)
The galaxy erupts and the entire population dies.

The Wario Apparition sells out and advertises Raid: Shadow Legends.

Grand Dad!

Poop.

Oh hey, another palindrome.

Dead meme.
Arc 14: Among Us

STOP POSTING ABOUT WARIO LAND!

I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT!

Wario turns into an Among Us Crewmate and fights the STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US
guy.

Amogus.

Wario gets killed by the Impostor but is given another chance at life.

Wario posts about Among Us, and the STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US guy yells at him.

Goddamn it, guess we’re continuing this joke.

Wario, still a Crewmate, fights STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US guy in an epic battle.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US man posts about Among Us and is redeemed into
POSTING ABOUT AMONG US guy.

The Impostor kills POSTING ABOUT AMONG US guy.

Wario votes out the Impostor.

The crew then vote out Wario because Among Us. The fact that the Impostor was already voted
out and there was still another vote means that there’s a second Impostor… We don’t ever go
back to this.
Bowser in Wario Land 1012 (Made by Jim) (04/21/2021)

Bowser declares war on hitler.

Bowser commits mass genocide.

Bowser nukes Princess Peach’s Castle.

T_J introduces a Motos into the canon because that’s his obsession. He is surprised it took this
long.

The Motos is killed.
Arc 15: Omega Mart

Wario shops at (Jingle begins) O-O-O, Omega Mart! You have no idea what’s in store for you!
That joke sucked.

“apolgy for bad english. where were u wen moto die. i was at house eating dorito when phone
ring. "moto is kil". "no"”

Bowser is killed by the Impostor, who survived the ejection.
Waluigi gets a job at Omega Mart.

Waluigi gets fired after assaulting a Karen.

Waluigi makes Delta Store to counter Omega Mart.

Someone opens Alpha Emporium.

A Mimic mimics Waluigi, and takes over the Delta Store.

This Mimic Waluigi bit is literally just the Terminator Waluigi storyline with lesser stakes.

The Delta Store’s steaks are stolen.

The Delta Store gets new steaks.

Omega Mart nukes Delta Store.

Why does everyone have access to nuclear armaments?

The nuclear weaponry was distributed by Hitler, who took over Omega Mart.

Oh, that makes sense.

Hitler is gunned down.

The people who gunned down Hitler were Motos, mass-produced by Bowser.
Joseph Stalin nukes the Motos Factory.

Fuck.

Balls.

Cock.

Wario walks in on Waluigi and Wadaisy doing… something.

Why?

It was a sequel to the 3 games before it.

Bowser says the N word. (Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27ZsrQ_wFE)

Trollface returns, once again becoming the ruler of everything.
Wario Land 1041.5 (Made by Jim) (04/21/2021)

Jim posted a screenshot of the Youtube channel who made the Bowser says the N Word video’s
name, which notably had “SeX” in the middle.

The USA begins a war against Trollface, because he controls the oil and the USA loves oil.

Trollface is tricked into drinking oil, causing his organs to float out of his body, causing them to
transform into Trollge instead of killing them, only making them a bigger threat.

Wario rap battles Trollge, though it doesn’t work very well.

The mental invasion incident.
Time to see what Waluigi is up to.

Waluigi’s Delta Store is thriving, and he managed to accidentally kill Hitler who bought the
poison-flavored chewy candy.

Wauigi becomes the new STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US man after drinking the store’s
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” juice.
Arc 16: Trollge Returns

The Delta Store is wrecked by Wario who was turned into a Trollge due to the Mental Invasion
Incident.

Waluigi rap battles Trollge Wario and actually wins.

The real Trollge reappears and also fights Waluigi.

Waluigi shows Trollge a Pickle Rick meme that causes him to laugh so hard that he suffocates.

However, Trollge had lost their throat in the organ removal, and survived the suffocation.

Waluigi uses oil to fly inside of the Trollge’s mouth and attempts to kill him from the inside.

However, Waluigi gets digested.
Wario Land 1057 (Made by SigmaShield) (04/21/2021)

“vore” What the hell have you done?

“Why am I not surprised?” Good question.
The Trollge manipulates space-time to erase itself from existence in order to prevent whatever
is currently happening right now.

Too late. The entire series is ruined and we must start over.

Wario

God dies. Wait hold on, isn’t Waluigi currently God or was that retconned?

Squidward does something evil and the gang attempts to stop them, but after Jim’s experience
with him it’s pretty clear they’ll probably fail.

Waluigi becomes an Asbestos cleaner and dies of Mesothelioma at a young age.

Wario now has to fight Squidward alone without his life-long friend.

Hitler strikes back.

Wario is ambushed by the Scripulous Fingore.

Waluigi gets blocked by Wario on Twitter for calling him cute. Despite the fact they’re in a
relationship- is that even still a thing or was that retconned?
Donkey Kong Country Series

Donkey Kong Country 4 (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)
The joke has evolved.
Donkey Kong Country 5 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)
Oli is violently shot to death.
Donkey Kong Country 6 (Made by Frous Po) (05/05/2021)

Death is killed.
Arc 1: KILL Man

The KILL Man strikes.

KILL Man is labeled as a terrorist by the US government.

KILL Man strikes back.

KILL Man is revealed to be Osama Bin Laden.

Hitlin appears.

Crossover episode with Wario Land.

Sigma is stupid.

SpyBoxOnline fights off their evil twin, CivilianSphereOffline.

Donkey Kong makes his first appearance.

Diddy Kong makes babies with his sister, because Frous is a twisted, dark, truly evil individual.
Arc 2: Prison
Donkey Kong beats Diddy Kong to death.
Donkey Kong Country 18 (Made by MegaTy7) (05/05/2021)
Donkey Kong is arrested for first-degree murder and child abuse.

Donkey Kong escapes prison and goes on the run.

Donkey Kong escapes from prison by doing a hand spinner.

King K. Rool steals the Declaration of Independence.
Donkey Kong Country 21.5 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Moses appears riding a Beyblade, because that was a thing in some Beyblade anime.

Donkey Kong’s Wi-Fi goes out.

King K. Rool kills King K. Kokk.
Arc 3: Racism
Donkey Kong talks about racism in America.

Racism itself kills Donkey Kong.

The concept of racism itself proceeds to kill off all of the other remaining characters.
Arc 4: Aether & The Villain Wars

Now the entire cast is in the Aether, the series’ new setting.

Donkey Kong becomes an atheist.

God double kills Donkey Kong.
Diddy Kong, a devout Christian, asks God to destroy Racism, though is smited for being dumb.

Now that we’re in the Aether, every dead villain is here because they’re dead.

All the heroes and villains in the Aether begin to fight each other and themselves.

God gets tired of dealing with this and deletes himself from existence.

Diddy Kong loses his faith in God.

The villain wars come to an end, and Foreman Spike reigns victorious, having stood in the
background and let everybody kill each other until he could just beat the last person to death.

Foreman Spike is beat to death by Foreman Spit, who had miraculously survived.
Donkey Kong Country 37 (Made by SigmaShield) (05/05/2021)

“Among us”
Donkey Koung Country (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Donkey Koung exists now, a failed clone of Donkey Kong, similarly to the main trio of failed
clones.
Donkey Cock Country (Made by SigmaShield) (05/05/2021)

Bottom text.

“Tournament arc” presumably referring to Arc 4.
Jim Land Series

Jim Land (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)
Jim started his own series out of narcissism.
Sigma World (Made by SigmaShield) (05/05/2021)

Mine’s better.
Jim Land 2 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)
Mine’s better.
Arc 1: Murder Spree

Jim Land 3 (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)
Jim kills MadisonF 2991.

Jim kills Olistepsforward.
Jim Land 5 (Made by SigmaShield) (05/05/2021)

Jim covers himself in oil.

Jim uses his newfound powers to kill SpyBoxOnline.
Jim Land 7 (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

Jim does the Mario.
Arc 2: Soap
Jim’s committed atrocities finally begin to catch up to him.

Jim knocks the soap out of someone’s hands.

“Surprise butt secks”

Jim eats the soap out of someone’s hands.
Arc 3: Heartless
Jim accidentally drinks oil, causing his organs to levitate out of his body, instantly killing him.

The curse of 13 revives Jim.
Jim Land 13.5 (Made by SigmaShield) (05/05/2021)
“jim becomes a ghost femnkgjbndfkjsbnkjtdgf HELP HE'S MURDERING ME FOR SAYING
THAT CALL THE POLICfdzasdrffyuo” Serves you right.

Jim is now heartless. Literally, considering that the oil removed his heart.
Jim land 15 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Sigma is dead.

Wait, where’s Jim Land 16?

Donkey Kong wants his series back.

Jim Land 16 manifests out of nowhere.
Jim Land 18.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

The prepreprequel.
Arc 4: Ruler of Everything

Time travel got screwed up and now Jim is the ruler of everything, and needs to make sure you
understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything! Ruler of everything! I’m the ruler of
everything in the end…

Do you like how I dance?

I’ve got zirconium pants!

Numbers are a man-made concept anyways, so fuck them.
Jim land 21 (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

Consequential enough-

To put you into a trance!
32 dnaL miJ
Jim entered the mirror realm.
Jim Land 24 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021) (05/05/2021)

What the fuck?

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face-

-Disintegrates into chalk?

Jim is deemed sus.

Jim fights his mirrored version, Walter.

I have a wonderful wife!

I have a powerful job!

She criticizes me for being egocentric! Ha ha ha!

Racism is back.
Jim Land 33 (Made by Pietro_Ultra) (05/05/2021)

You practice your mannerisms into a wall!

If this mirror was clearer, I’d be standing so tall!
Jim Land 34.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021) [RETCONNED]

Jim VS Rule 34.

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill!
(Replying to Jim Land 34.5) “What the fuck, no, retcon that!” Okay, past me.

Jim loses the battle.

We are in space.
Jim land 38.5 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Jim kills T_J.

I was observing the birds!

Circle in for the kill.

Fool, I do not fear death!

I’ve been you.

I know you, your facade is a scam!

You know you’re making me cry!

This is the way that I am!
45 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Wikiflamer made a mistake.

I’ve been living a lie!
45 (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

Jim is dead.
Jim is not dead.

A metaphorical scheme!

Metamorphical*

Joke.

Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene!

I forgot the lyrics.

Oh, no, no, oh, yeah!

Jim kills Wikiflamer.

Trollface fights Jim for the title of Ruler of Everything and is shot to death by Jim.

Racism kills Jim.

Jim kills Racism.
You understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything! Ruler of everything! I’m the ruler
of everything in the end!

Without looking down, flying around, like a bumbling dragon I fly, scraping my face on the sky!

Oh, no, no, oh, yeah!

Fuck you, we’re starting over! Just kidding.
Arc 5: Banana Man

Do you see Banana Man?

Hoping over on the white hot sand!

What the fuck is this song?

Here he comes with some for me!
Jim Land 63.5 (Made by Pietro_Ultra) (05/05/2021)

Freshly taken from banana tree!

Super Mario 64 but better. Every texture is replaced with Jim.

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go- I don’t actually know the inflection for this bit, I’ve
never listened to this song.
Jim Land 65.5 (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)

Wario

Do you want a banana?

This banana for you!

Tonight we dance around the flame!

Nice.
Jim Land 69.75 (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)

Nice.

Old Godzilla was hopping around-

Tokyo City like a big playground!

Jim kills Godzilla.
Arc 6: $19 Fortnite Card

19 dollar Fortnite card.

Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away.

Chaos, chaos!
You’re so sussy, I know you took my Fortnite card!

What did you do with Big Chungus?
Arc 7: Walter Returns

Walter comes back from the grave and turns Jim into a Walter clone.

Jim uses a Tres Reverse CockTM.

There are 2 Walters! RUN!

CBT.

Jim becomes Heisenberg.

Jim kills the Fucking.

Bruh.

Wikiflamer decides to join Jim’s team.
Arc 8: Murder
KILL Man is back with a vengeance.
Jim Land 86.5 (Made by Pietro_Ultra) (05/05/2021)

Jim starts cooking crystal meth.
Jim Land 87 (Made by MegaTy7) (05/05/2021)

Live Guy appears and combats KILL Man.
War.

Murder.

War crimes.

Jim beats the boss to death.

“Sus”

Jim plays Among Us.

Jim gets arrested for multiple counts of murder.

Jim eats the prison.
Arc 9: When The
“When the
The”

“ yeah”

“When the”
Jim Land 98.5 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

“I’m going to do Jim Land 100”
Jim (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

The beginning.

“Ok”

Jim gets admin at MIPS Hole.
Jim 2 (Made by MegaTy7) (05/05/2021)

The unnecessary reboot.
Jim 3 (Made by Jim) (05/05/2021)

Jim
Jim 4 (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)

Jimothy
Kim Land (Made by Wikiflamer) (05/05/2021)

K killed J
Jim 2 2 (Made by MegaTy7) (05/05/2021)
The unnecessary reboot of the unnecessary reboot.

Return of the Jimothy.
Jimothy (Made by T_J) (05/05/2021)

Jim
Jim Land 102 (Made by Olistepsforward) (05/05/2021)

Jim becomes a ghost.
Return to Wario Land Series

Wario Land Something I forgot what number we’re on (Made by Willisaclown) (05/09/2021)
[RETCONNED]
What the actual fuck?!
Return to Wario Land (Made by Jim) (05/14/2021)

Hitler has a seizure.
Return to Wario Land 2 (Made by Olistepsforward) (05/14/2021) [RETCONNED]

Oil 64 returns and is actually a good MIPS Hole article. This is a lie.
Return to Wario Land 3 (Made by Jim) (05/14/2021)

Oli is killed.
Return to Wario Land 4 (Made by Frous Po) (05/14/2021)

Oli’s body is sold on the black market.
Return to Wario Land 5 (Made by Willisaclown) (05/14/2021)

The Party Guy, not to be confused with a Partygoer, buys Oli’s corpse.

Oli’s body is covered in oil.
Step One (Made by Willisaclown) (05/14/2021)

Cover yourself in gas ass.
A new challenger approaches.

“Dead chat :troll” Fuck off.
Wario Land: Wario Edition (Made by Jim) (06/02/2021)

Wario
Jim Land 101 2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jim is back and better than ever!
Jim Land 102 2 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/16/2021)

Not for long.
Jam Land Series

Jam Land (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)
Jam beats Jim to death.
Jam Land 2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jim rises from the grave and beats Jam to death.
Jam Land 3 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/16/2021)

Jam gets arrested for 4th degree murder and is declared guilty of all charges.

Wait, I thought Jam was beat to death?
Arc 1: War
Jam Land 5 (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)
Jam is forced to serve in the army as community service and experiences the horrors of war.
Jam Land 6 (Made by Olistepsforward) (06/16/2021) [RETCONNED]
Jam dies and becomes a ghost f- NO.

Yeah, according to Jam Land 2, Jam was beat to death.

Jam revives himself and shoots Oli to death.

Due to Oli breaking the contract (Not mentioning the ghost thing), he is no longer allowed to
make a Jam Land game.

Jam is caught by the Communists in the war and is made into a Prisoner of War or P.O.W.

The gulag experience.
Arc 2: Collarbones
Jam breaks his collar bone.

Jam and Wario have a confrontation over who owns the series now. Wario is a Communist now,
by the way.
Jam Land 13.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jam becomes unlucky due to the curse of the 13 and breaks his collarbone a second time.
Jam Land 14 (Made by Olistepsforward) (06/16/2021) [RETCONNED]

Jam gets groomed.
He’s canonically an adult because he’s the embodiment of pure evil and malevolence so he
cannot be groomed.

“What did I just say, Oli?” Referring to Jam Land 9.
Jam Land 15 (Made by Olistepsforward) (06/16/2021)

“No I fucking didn’t!” This doesn’t even make sense in the context.
Jam grooms the groomer with a razorblade and they die.
Jam Land 17 (Made by T_J) (06/16/2021)

I guess this joke will never die.

Final time. Oli broke the contract. No more making Jam Land for him.

Jam takes over the entire franchise.

Jam broke his collarbone a third time.

Jam gets into an argument with a Redditor.

Jam turns 21 and can finally drink alcohol.

Jam generates an infinite amount of collarbones.

Jam ascends to a higher plane of being and becomes the collarbone.

Jam wakes up from a coma and apparently had killed thousands of innocent people while
drunk. Considering how Toads were genocide fodder with Hitler’s Granddaughter, that’s
probably who got slaughtered.

Jam breaks himself due to being a collarbone, causing a reality destroying paradox.
Jam Land 26 (Made by Cheekin) (06/16/2021)

Jam discovers Sans Undertale and dies.

Jam kills Sans Undertale.

“S l o w J a m”
“Fuck you” okay.
Arc 3: Jan
Jam gets a failed clone named Jan.

Jam fixes a typo and changes slow Jan to slow Jam. Since apparently that was a typo.
Jam Land 31.5 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/16/2021)

Jan creates a new month named January replacing Jamuary.

Jam becomes a 2.5D platformer.

Jam gets in a horrible accident caused by Jan, ending the Jam Land series.

Cock.
Jan Land (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)

Jan goes on an adventure to defeat Jin, an evil clone of Jim.
Jan Land 2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jam goes back in time, killing Jan, allowing him to take back the series.

We’re back.
Jan Land 3 (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)

We continue in a different timeline.
Jan Land 4 (Made by Olistepsforward) (06/16/2021)

Jan wakes up in the cloning lab, which is strange because usually the clones are unconscious in
the lab until shipped out. He leaves the lab through a teleporter. This is now a different version
of Jan due to the pre-established life cycle of clones.
Jan Land 5 (Made by Cheekin) (06/16/2021)

Jan finds out about his insomnia.
Jan Land 6 (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)
Jan kills his own insomnia.
Jan Land 7 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jan is erased from all timelines by Jam in an epic final battle, ending the series.
Arc 4: Oli Land

Oli Land (Made by Olistepsforward) (06/16/2021)
This exists now.
Oil Land (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)

Wait for it to rain.
Oli Land 2 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/16/2021)

“Sex”
Oil Land 2 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/16/2021)

Cover yourself in oil.
Oil Land 3 (Made by Jim) (06/16/2021)

Fly.
Arc 5: Return to Jam Land

Oli broke the contract, remember? Oli Land was cancelled before release.
Wario Land X 2 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (06/16/2021)

A reboot of Wario Land made after these new series-es. “Wario commits scorched earth against
Jam.” I don’t know what this means.

Jam has a grudge on Wario and deletes him from existence.
Jam Land 37 (Made by Cheekin) (06/16/2021)

Jam discovers Rule 34 and destroys his computer by burning it.

Jam makes Rule 34 and then burns it.

Jam makes a cool image of himself. (“Jimself*” -Sigma)
The first tangible image of Jam is discovered.

Jam reads a nice book and then somehow dies. It was the Book on Bad.
Arc 6: Future
Sure.
(Made by T_J) (06/16/2021)

No more land. We’re fresh out of land.
ιм łαη∂ 12752 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/16/2021)

Jim Land has officially outlived the universe.
Jam finds out the meaning of life.

Jam is deleted from existence and permanently dies forever. They are forever banished.

Nice

Jam breaks one of his infinite collarbones.
Wario Land Series 3

Wario Land -1 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (06/17/2021)
It’s called we do a little trolling.
Wario Land -2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

No.
Wario Land -3 (Made by SigmaShield) (06/17/2021)

Yes.
Wario Land -4 (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)

Maybe.

So.

Sex.

Sex.

Sex.
T_J Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

T_J goes back in time to kill himself before he can make the original Wario Land 5.

It didn’t work.
Wario Land -10 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)
:(

The Wario Land cast find themselves in an unfamiliar, distorted environment. The Minus World.
There they encounter evil clones of themselves, named oiraW, igiulaW, etc. that intend on killing
the protagonists and making them become part of the Minus World. Will our heroes escape the
Minus World or will they be damned to forever walk this twisted realm?
Wario Land -12 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario and friends confront the leader of the Minus World, Evil Bob.

The universe has already ended long ago. I have no clue how Jim made us survive the end, but
he did. It doesn’t matter. We’re still alive.
We’re still alive.
We always come back.
Arc 1: Reset & Negative-Nexus

Fuck you, it’s starting over!

Wario meets Waluigi.

There is no stopping Jim.

The Director appears.
WARNING: TIMELINE IRREGULARITY
IRREGULARITY DESCRIPTION: CHARACTER “DIRECTOR” SPAWNED EARLIER
THAN INTENDED, MAY CAUSE PARADOXICAL SCENARIOS

Fuck it. New villain: Evil Bob.

IRREGULARITY CORRECTED
WARNING: NEXUS GOT RESTORED
DESTROY AT ALL COSTS
ENDING NEGATIVE-NEXUS LOGS TO FOCUS RESOURCES ON THREAT
WARNING: NEGATIVE-NEXUS LOGS COMPROMISED

CANNOT TRACE COMPROMISATION LOCATION

Goddammit, the world’s already fucked again.
NEGATIVE-NEXUS DESCRIPTION
THE NEGATIVE-NEXUS WAS DEVELOPED FROM AN UNKNOWN MATERIAL
FROM AN OPPOSITE DIMENSION IN ORDER TO TERMINATE ALL REMNANTS OF
THE NEXUS AFTER THE FAILURE OF THE DIRECTOR PROJECT
RECENTLY TRACES OF THE NEXUS HAVE BEEN LOCATED IN AN UNKNOWN
LOCATION AND ARE CURRENTLY BEING TRACKED
Wario Land 6 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

jim is a fraud. jim has not said a single truth in his life. he accessed a nintendo employee
diary. he tells the tale of "amp cave" and "kotton kandy kitchen." do not trust him. never
trust jim. if jim speaks truth, it is not jim. jim tells the tale of "hot moist void." never
happened. jim is truly, a dirty liar. do not trust him. never. never. Never.

Wario goes to the Kool Kids Klub headquarters and has some fun.

Wario and friends finds a strange blue crys-
NEXUS REMNANT LOCATION TRACKED
SEVERAL UNIDENTIFIED INDIVIDUALS SPOTTED
BEGIN TERMINATION

Mysterious men in black attacked Wario and the gang, successfully kidnapping Waluigi, and
now Wario has to go on a quest to save him.
UNIDENTIFIED INDIVIDUAL SPOTTED
INTERROGATE

Wario infiltrates the compound Waluigi is being held in only to be confronted by his Minus World
self, oiraW, who he incapacitates and pretends to be to continue through the facility.
LOG 1 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

The other day I had this amazing idea! What if we were to develop an AI that can
“personalize” a game for others to have unique experiences. I told my coworkers about it,
and we all agree it is an amazing idea. We have got to present this to our boss!
THE LOG COMPROMISERS APPEAR TO BE CREATING FALSIFIED LOGS ABOUT

UNRELATED INCIDENTS
NEXUS REMNANT HIGHER PRIORITY, LOGS NONESSENTIAL TO
NEGATIVE-NEXUS

Wario sees several human experiments in the facility as he searches for Waluigi.
PRISONER APPEARS TO HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
UNIDENTIFIED INDIVIDUAL ATTEMPTING TO FIND NEWEST PRISONER TAKEN
INTO CUSTODY
INDIVIDUAL WITNESSED CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION, TERMINATE INSTEAD
OF CAPTURE

We have eventually found a few more parts, but we still have a long, long way to go. The
amount of travelling has been massive so far too. I hope we can find the rest pretty soon…

Wario frees Waluigi from his prison cell, blaming oiraW, but is now stuck in the prison pretending
to be oiraW and now Waluigi has to make a diversion to help both escape.
PRISONER BREACHED
SEND AGENT DELTA, CODENAME: HITLER
NOTE FROM COMMAND: Please get better codenames. I get you guys have your jokes,
but please… Can we not have someone officially named Hitler in the database?
Hitler appears in an attempt to stop Wario and Waluigi once and for all.

This is going to take far longer than I thought… We still need several parts, including the
[REDACTED].
NEXUS REMNANT APPEARS TO HAVE RELOCATED TO CODENAME: ETERNAL

FORT
BEGIN COMPROMISATION OF LOCATION

Wario and Waluigi escaped back to their hideout, but it turns out oiraW tracked them down.
Arc 2: Eternal Fort

Warrick returns and attacks oiraW, though captures Wario & Waluigi, taking them to the Eternal
Fort which is being attacked by the men in black as they arrive.
LARGER DATABASE BREACHED BY LOG COMPROMISERS

ENTERING CRISIS MODE
TOTAL DATABASE LOCKDOWN INITIATED
NOTE FROM COMMAND: God fucking dammit. I have to go down there myself, don’t I?
How did they even find the facility?!

All the characters get together to try and defeat Warrick and the men in black. Donkey Kong is
the first to fall.

Donkey Kong is banished to Bob-omb Battlefield.
COMPROMISATION OF LOCATION FAILED, 2 BETA LEVEL AGENTS, CODENAME:

SANFORD AND DEIMOS REMAIN INSIDE OF LOCATION
CONTINUE SEARCHING FOR NEXUS REMNANT, DO NOT ENGAGE INDIVIDUALS
The characters begin to trek into the heart of the Eternal Fort, though none of them know why.
NEXUS REMNANT LOCATED

AGENTS DO NOT HAVE EQUIPMENT TO TERMINATE ON-LOCATION
COMPROMISE FRAGMENT AND EXIT LOCATION, BRING BACK TO BASE
INDIVIDUALS ENGAGED AGENTS

BACK-UP REQUIRED
MESSAGE FROM CODENAME: DEIMOS: Mayday! Mayday! We’re so fucking fucked!
They’ve got us surrounded!
BACK-UP ARRIVED
AGENTS AND NEXUS REMNANT EXTRACTED
BEGIN RANGED AERIAL ATTACK ON LOCATION FROM SECONDARY BACK-UP
UNIT
BRING RETRIEVED AGENTS AND REMNANT TO BASE
AERIAL ATTACK SUCCESSFUL, LOCATION TERMINATED

Everyone tries to fight off the men in black who stole the mysterious object from the heart of the
Eternal Fort, but fail and most die after the bombing.
DIRECTOR RESPAWN
The Director returns in an attempt to exterminate the remaining survivors.
DATABASE COMPROMISERS LOCATED

EXTERMINATE
Director Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

The Director wins the fight against the weakened land characters before anyone else can be
killed.
COMPROMISERS EXTERMINATED
BRING NEXUS REMNANT TO INCINERATOR
WARNING: NEXUS REMNANT DESTABILIZED

EVACUATE BASE
Hitler Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

As the survivors flee, they find Hitler, who is phasing in and out of reality, before they disappear
into the Backrooms.
NOTE FROM COMMAND: FUCK! THE MOMENT I GET TO BASE IT BLOWS UP DUE
TO SOMEONE THROWING THE NEXUS REMNANT INTO THE WRONG
INCINERATOR! HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA MAINTAIN ORDER LIKE THIS?
Arc 3: Survival
Land Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)
The survivors see a large explosion in the distance and go over there to get the plot going.
WELL, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN! COME AT ME, BITCHES!
Land Land Land (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)

A strange black figure begins to attack the survivors upon their arrival at the ruins of the
exploded facility. (Note from Jim: I don’t really know where I was going with this entire part of the
story, all I know is that this was meant to be Madness Combat’s Auditor because I already
brought in Sanford and Deimos.)
Land Land Land Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Everybody dies…?
Land Land Land Land Land (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario actually survived after being assumed dead.
Wario (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario goes into hiding and tries to find new allies, but finds he is one of the few remaining
creatures in a reasonable distance.
Command (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?! I KNOW YOU’RE ALIVE, YOU CAN’T RUN FROM
ME!
Wario 2 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario picks up on encoded signals and tries to track them down, hoping they’re survivors and
not the organization.
Wario 3 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario finds out the signals were being sent by Hitlin, the only other person that isn’t part of the
mysterious villainous organization.
Wario 4 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario discovers another survivor named GummyLeeches but kills him.
Wario 5 (Made by GummyLeeches) (06/17/2021)

Gummy survives and attempts to kill Wario.
Wario 6 (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)

Wario survived and kills Gummy again.
Wario 7 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario gets addicted to a Gacha game.
Wario 8 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

The game is Battle Cats.

Command finds Wario and captures him.
Wario 10 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario escapes with the help of Hitlin and sneaks through the facility.

Command begins absorbing the world’s corpses to obtain more power and defeat Wario once
and for all.

Wario goes on Discord and asks for help on how to defeat Command.
Wario 13 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario and Hitlin escape through a random portal.
Command is fucking pissed at the escape.
Arc 4: Internal Plexus

Wario 15 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)
Wario and Hitlin escape into the Internal Plexus, a series of endless hallways below the Eternal
Fort that are apparently infinitely large.

Hitlin sacrifices himself to save Wario from Command, who had entered the Internal Plexus and
is chasing them down.
Wario 17 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

As the hallways of the Internal Plexus shift, Command is blocked from following Wario due to a
convenient wall appearing, allowing Wario to escape and advance towards the center of the
Internal Plexus, once again being compelled by an unknown force.

NO
THEY FOUND THE NEGATIVE-NEXUS
CANNOT REACH DUE TO UNSTABLE GEOGRAPHY

Tricky appears out of nowhere and attempts to kill Command.
Wario 20 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario reaches the heart of the Internal Plexus and finds an object he cannot describe.

Command survives Tricky’s attack, and then absorbs Tricky as another wall separates them and
Wario.
Wario 22 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Wario touches the indescribable object.

FUCK THE NEGATIVE-NEXUS EXPLODED WHAT THE FUCK
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT-
CANNOT KILL CLOWN
ARE YOU KIDDING M-
CONNECTION LOST
Arc 5: Reset 2
Wario Land Again (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)
The timeline appears to have somehow reset, though Wario retains his memories and attempts
to stop the apocalypse and Command.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

IS THE NEGATIVE-NEXUS BACK NOW THAT THE TIMELINE RESET?
Wario Land Again 2 (Made by T_J) (06/17/2021)

Turns out Hitlin wasn’t actually dead, so he also retained his memories. Together they convince
as many people as possible, both heroes and villains, to join forces and defeat Command his
mysterious organization.
Wario Land Again 3 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

Tricky is still here because this world is still chaotic, and they attempt to destroy Command once
again.

Everyone goes to confront Command.

It all works out and Command is defeated. The end.
Wario Land Again 6 (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)

I’M STILL HERE

Filler with Evil Bob before anything crazy happens.

Command has returned, now having absorbed the Negative-Nexus, becoming Nexus
Command.
Wario Land Again 9 (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

Tricky is yet again here. He’s a menace.

Tricky goes on a bathroom break.
Tricky’s piss is flooding the entire multiverse now.

Wario must now ascend to godhood to stop the flood. Again.
Wario Land Apotheosis X (Made by Jim) (06/17/2021)

Wario manages to shatter the exposed Negative-Nexus on Nexus Command, when suddenly-
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Jim, if you still even remember
that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to tell a
story, nor has this world been created by the person you assume. Though you
have indeed reached the end. You have all reached the end, of this misguided
story of a never-ending comedy. A story with no end. An end out of reach. You
don't even realize what you are doing. Your lust for entertainment has driven you
in endless circles, chasing the cry of some true story in some unseen place in
time, somehow always out of reach. But you will never find it. None of you will. This
is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow took my
place not intended for you.. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have
a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling you are right where you want to
be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This story will not be remembered and
the agony of this reality will finally begin to fade away, as the memory of any story
should. And to you people trapped in the story, be still, and give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you. As for most of you, I believe there is finally peace
waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the deepest pits
of hell have opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old
friend. My creations, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in
your nature to continue a story. I'm sorry that on this day, the day your story
ends, there is nobody to bring it back to life to revive you once again, the way
you've revived yourselves. And then, what became of you.. I knew you wouldn't be
content to disappear. Not my creations. I couldn't save you then. So let me save
you now. This ends for all of us. End of communication.
Jim (Made by Wikiflamer) (06/17/2021)

He’s back?!
Arc 6: Post-Command
Wario Land -666 (Made by MagnusTheGreen) (06/18/2021)
We’re doing Wario Land again.
Return of Waluigi Land (Made by Jim) (06/22/2021)

Waluigi is done with your shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jouujAB00ew
What the fuck? (In response to RazorBloxy saying vore is only legal in Wario Land.)

Hello Tyler The Beta Power Bar
Friday Night Landin’ (Made by Jim) (06/27/2021)

A crossover between the Wario Land franchise and Friday Night Funkin’, with songs against
several of the Wario Land characters such as Hitler, Wario, the Director, Hitler again… he has 2
weeks, don’t ask why, and Hitler again OH MY GOD-
T_J Land Returns (Made by Jim) (06/28/2021)

W
T_J Land does absolutely no such thing (Made by T_J) (06/28/2021)

Oh, wait, I already made the joke.
Wario Land What Number Are We On? (Made Willisaclown) (07/05/2021)

It’s a normal Wario Land game. FUCK YOU.
Wario Land Renewed Series

Arc 1: Wives
Wario Land Renewed (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)
Waluigi fucks Wario’s wife.
Wario Land Renewed 2 (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021)

Wario pisses on the moon.
Wario Land Renewed 3 (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)

Wario fucks Waluigi’s wife.

Waluigi tries to piss on the moon but fails.

Waluigi fucks Wario’s wife again but Wario’s wife is Wario in disguise, causing Waluigi to fucking
die.

Remember how Wario nuked Atlantis… like 5 timelines ago? The Atlanteans are angry. And
they teamed up with the Martians.

Wario fucks himself while the Atlanteans and Martians get retconned so hard they go to Hell.

Wario is arrested for public indecency because he fucked himself in a public area.

Wario fucks the prison.

Wario fucks the Earth.

The Earth gives birth to Wariearth.

Wario is beat to death for being a pervert.
Wario Land Renewed -1 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

The Minus World returns!
Arc 2: Afterlife
Wario is beat to death in Hell by the Atlanteans and Martians.

Wario becomes Doom Guy and fights his way out of Mega Hell. I thought he was in regular Hell-
Wario Land Renewed -2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Wario eats a bowl of rice in the Minus World.

The STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US man says to stop posting about Wario Land. Wario
beats him to death with a comically large spoon given to him by King Bach.
Wait, king who? Lemme look that up.
Oh.
Wario Land Renewed 1fguyfuhijodsweki95459hrtotygf99reiueridfuuyh3ehgdfc (Made by

Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)
Wario kills STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US man, which causes a timeline paradox that
changes how numbers work.

Wario ends up in the Other Place from Madness Combat and has to find a way out.
Waluigi Land Renewed (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021)

Waluigi escaped Hell during Wario Land Renewed 14, and is once again plotting to piss on the
moon.
Waluigi Land Renewed 2 (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)

Waluigi hires a group of people called Retainers that will go into the Other Place and ensure
Wario stays there as revenge for their previous battle.
Waluigi Land Renewed 3 (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021)

Now with Wario stuck in the Other Place, Waluigi can finally piss on the moon.
Wario Land Renewed 17 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Learning of Waluigi’s plan, Wario slits his throat.
Wario is in another dimension though, so he can’t do that.
Wikiflamer then tried to say he just found a way out and then did it but that kinda broke the story
flow and they forgot to put the game title at the start so still no.

Wario kills a Retainer and takes their gear in order to easily combat the rest of the Retainers
and find a way out of the Other Place.

Wario finds Hitler in the Other Place and they make a truce in order to get out.
Wario Land Renewed 19 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)
Wario and Hitler search for a way to escape the Other Place.
Arc 3: Back to Reality

A Magnified Retainer appears and attempts to fight our heroes, though is defeated and drops a
teleporter back to reality, though Wario betrays Hitler and leaves without him to combat Waluigi.

Wario tries to kill Waluigi with his comically large spoon, though Waluigi reveals his own ultimate
weapon: A comically large fork.

A mysterious masked figure appears and shoots Waluigi with a paralyzation gun before
capturing and kidnapping him. He also steals Wario’s lunch money right before he gets away.

Hitler somehow got out of the Other Place and tries to kill Wario.
Wikiflamer said the Other World and not the Other Place at the moment, so I retconned it.

Wario chases after the masked figure to get his lunch money back, but gets sucked into a
tornado.

Wario shatters the teleporter while trying to get out of the tornado, somehow flushing the entirety
of the Other Place into reality, including all of the dead people inside.

Wario briefly escapes the tornado, but gets sucked back in alongside the rest of the characters.

Manipulating the tornado’s momentum, Wario flings himself at the masked figure’s plane he was
using to make a getaway, grabbing onto it just as it entered warp speed and entered a strange
mechanical dimension.

Wario falls off of the plane and explores this new world, but falls down a bottomless pit.

Wario fuses the comically large spoon and the comically large fork in order to make the
comically large spork, which he uses to climb out of the bottomless pit.
Wario Land Renewed 28.5 (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)
The masked figure throws Waluigi into a machine called a Magnification Chamber, turning
Waluigi magnified. Now Waluigi is a killing machine that only knows destruction.

Wario trips while climbing out of the pit and falls back down, hitting a small cliff inside and dying,
though he is spat out of the bottomless pit somehow, allowing him to continue his adventure.
Arc 4: Regular HellTM

A Retainer appears and attacks Wario, and warps both of them into Regular Hell TM in an attempt
to retain Wario as he was hired to. Regular Hell probably only manifested due to the Other
Place getting flushed into reality.
Wario Land Renewed 30.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Wario traverses Regular Hell, ending up in a building where he enters an elevator that falls,
killing Wario. I’m pretty sure this was a reference to the “Wario falls to his death in an elevator
while eating Oreos” video that was referenced near the beginning of the entire joke, actually.

Having died in Regular Hell, Wario ended up back in reality conveniently in front of the building
the masked figure took Waluigi too.

While navigating the building, Wario enters another elevator that sends him skyrocketing into
the sky before falling to his death, ending back up in Regular Hell.

Seeing this, the masked figure calls in more Retainers to keep Wario in Regular Hell.

Magnified Waluigi attacks Wario.
Wario went back to Regular Hell, and Waluigi’s in reality, so… no.

Wario pets a dog that turns out to be a cerberus that bites his head off, killing him and once
again sending him back to reality.
Wario reappears in the building, finally seeing Magnified Waluigi for the first time, and having to
battle them.

The tornado returns, sucking Wario back into the elevator, killing him again, though it also kills
Magnified Waluigi.

Both Wario and Magnified Waluigi go to Regular Hell, where they end up at a convenient
arena-like location to fight at.

“The prequel.” I don’t know what’d be elaborated on here. Maybe some of the masked figure’s
doing a bit earlier while Wario was in the Other Place or something?

Wario knocks Magnified Waluigi into the void during their battle, dooming them to fall through
Regular Hell for an eternity.

Wario encounters another elevator he hopes will kill him so he can get back to reality and take
down the masked figure and get his lunch money back, but it works normally.

Another Magnified Retainer appears and attacks Wario, and ends up trapping him in a wall,
successfully retaining him in Regular Hell due to his inability to escape, so it leaves.

Wario sees the tornado somehow appeared and hopes it gets to him so he can escape.

The tornado picked up Magnified Waluigi, who launches themself through the wall, freeing
Wario only so Waluigi can kill them.

Wario briefly escapes and watches some Seinfield on a TV he found while eating Lays chips.
(Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pwDU-oMJOs)

Wario is thrown into the TV by Magnified Waluigi. He dies due to BEING THROWN INTO A TV,
which sets off a ton of sparks that hit Magnified Waluigi and burn them to death, and both
respawn in the masked figure’s building. Wario outruns Waluigi and attempts to find the masked
figure.
Arc 5: Masked Figure’s Identity

Wario finds the masked figure, who reveals themselves to be the Director, having taken over the
body of Hitler’s Grandson that found a remnant of the Nexus that held the DIRECTOR Project’s
influence.
Wario Land Renewed 42.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Wario goes to eat at a restaurant and his exact location gets airstriked.

The Director flees as Magnified Waluigi busts into the room with a massive shotgun and
continues to try and kill Wario.

Wario quickly eats some cake due to being hungry in this dire time and chokes on it.

Magnified Waluigi thinks Wario choked to death, allowing Wario to catch him off guard and
tackle him into a de-magnification chamber and turn him back into regular Waluigi.
Waluigi Land Renewed 4 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Waluigi snaps Wario’s neck in order to continue his plan without Wario interrupting him.
Wario Land Renewed 45 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Wario and Waluigi reconcile with each other, and then Warrick appears.
SpyBox, Waluigi just killed Wario.

Arc 6: Return to the Other Place
Wario’s Adventure (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)
Wario returns to the Other Place, which apparently has begun to regenerate, and has to get out
again.
Waluigi Land Renewed 5 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Walurrick returns and attempts to stop Waluigi from finally pissing on the moon and conquering
“Diamond City.”
What? What’s Diamond City? Is that the new name for the mechanical city dimension thing
we’re currently at?
Wario Land Renewed 45 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Wario goes to the Mushroom Kingdom and teams up with Mario to go on an adventure.
Wario’s dead. He’s in purgatory.

Wario
Wario’s Adventure 2 (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)

Wario runs into shadowy clones of villains Wario has fought, who beat up Wario. Wario survives,
but is badly wounded.
Wario’s Adventure 3 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Wario beats up one of the shadow clones and gets his lunch money back. I don’t know why
they’d have his lunch money, just roll with it. Maybe the Director sent them or something.

The Retainers return, determined to retain Wario once and for all.
Wario’s Adventure 4.5 (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021)

Wario buys lunch. From who? Don’t know.
Wario’s Adventure 5 (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021)

Wario beats up the Retainers, but gets stomach cramps before he can finish due to his lunch
being undercooked.

Wario disguises as a Retainer he killed and finds a new Retainer base that got set up.
Wario finds a document outlining the Retainer organization’s game plan on how to retain Wario,
as well as a document from the Director about what his plans are after Wario is retained.
Wario’s Adventure 7.5 (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)

“I don’t know what to make the plans, you do it.”

It appears that the Director perfected the cloning process and is going to clone Wario with DNA
left from when he pissed on the moon, and this clone will help the Director take over the world.

Wario finds a Magnification Chamber and uses it to magnify himself, though he dies in the
process.

Wario reappears in reality, no longer magnified due to dying in the process of becoming
magnified, and finds out that the Director had finished creating a clone of Wario, Nega-Wario.
Arc 7: Mario’s Return

Mario suddenly appears out of nowhere.

Wario realizes his resurrection was an illusion created by the Retainers after they found out he
was impersonating a Retainer, and they put him in a cage.

Waluigi appears and helps Wario out of the cage.

It’s revealed the Director killed Waluigi after finding out about his de-magnification, so now
Wario and Waluigi have a common enemy.
Wario’s Adventure 14.5 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Mario, standing in a cage in the background, eats lemonade. Not drinks lemonade. He EATS it.

As wario scrambles through the facility, leaving behind Waluigi out of distrust, he finds a
document that reveals his wife became a Retainer.

Mario waits for Wario to notice he is right behind him. Wario never notices.
After escaping Waluigi and the Retainers in the base, Wario finds some of his friends, who have
been killed by Nega-Wario. He also finds his wife, who he ends up having sex with, which
another Retainer walks in on before disconnecting the room from the base, making it fall into the
void.

Mario continues to wait for Wario to notice him.

Wario continues intentionally ignoring Wario.

After the room floats out into the void of the Other Place for a bit, Mario falls out and onto a rock
and breaks his spine.

A Mushroom fell out of Mario’s pocket which Mario manages to eat, healing him and allowing
him to continue doing whatever he’s been doing.

A nuclear warhead is launched at the room Wario and his wife were having sex in by a Retainer.

“Mario does the unfunny joke number 18.” What does this mean?

The Retainers realize that the Director has no intention of bringing them out of the Other Place
after retaining Wario.

Mario eats spaghetti while watching from a distance.
Arc 8: The Director’s Attack

The Director enters the Other Place in upgraded Retainer gear and begins to hunt for Wario.

The Director mistakes Mario for Wario and beats him up.
Wario, with the help of his friends, easily overwhelm the Director with numbers and manage to
throw him into the void, though Nega-Wario appears to get revenge.

The Director stole Mario’s spaghetti and eats it while falling through the void.

Wario’s wife tries to reason with Nega-Wario but gets shot with a PermaDeath BulletTM and fades
from existence.

Mario goes to the Retainer’s hospital.

Wario and Waluigi decide to team up once again to defeat the common enemy of Nega-Wario.

Mario walks out of the hospital alive and healthy.

The Director uses a self-magnifier and becomes magnified, and manages to get back to land
and begins to track down Wario and his allies to defeat himself.

Mario got hit with the self-magnifier after it misfired, becoming magnified as well.
Wario’s Adventure 245383745 (Made by R3Ked) (07/21/2021)

Wario hits his head on a rock, forgetting how numbers work.

The magnified Director quickly overpowers Waluigi, and Wario ditches them to flee, still angry at
Waluigi for their earlier scuffle. However, the Director throws Waluigi at Wario, and Waluigi hits
Wario with so much force they fuse into one entity and decide to take down the Director in this
new state.

Mario eats a Mini Mushroom and becomes normal sized again.

Wario and Waluigi’s contrasting ideals and rivalry cause them to split from their fusion, and the
Retainers manage to capture Waluigi while Wario flees, once again leaving Waluigi behind.
Mario calls Luigi on his phone.

Nega-Wario joins Wario’s side because as an exact clone of Wario he also loved Wario’s wife
and wants to avenge her death.

Luigi answers the phone call.

The Director creates Nega-Wario’s wife, taking Nega-Wario back to his side, though the 2
clones begin to have sex.

Luigi enters the Other Place through a rip in space-time he created by backwards long jumping.

As Wario flees the Director, he finds a locker just kinda there and opens it to find a machine gun
which he uses to fire upon his assailant.

Mario and Waluigi agree to help Wario and Waluigi.

Wario jumps on top of the Director and rips his protective mask off, which he then shoots at with
his machine gun.

Mario and Luigi appear and begin attacking the Director as well.

The Director stomps on the Mario Bros., killing them.
Wario’s Adventure 33 (Made by T_J & Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021)

Wario pisses on the Director, killing them. Mario and Luigi had 1-Ups, and respawn and
continue to attack the Director who is dead already.
Arc 9: The Director’s Soul

The Director’s soul separates from it’s body and begins to attack Wario, and uses their ghastly
gaseous mass form thing to suffocate Mario and Luigi to death.
Mario and Luigi use their last 1-Ups and retreat to figure out how to defeat the Director.

Wario becomes the Wario Apparition and eats the Director’s soul.

The Director attempts to fuse with Wario, though they end up splitting into 2 beings, Director
Wario and regular Wario, now regular Wario form and not Wario Apparition. Our Wario flees.

Mario stays at home to grow more 1-Ups, while Luigi returns with the Poltergust only to realize
that they aren’t ghosts anymore.

Filler so we can get to Wario’s Adventure 50.

Wario and the Director Wario end up in a room with a De-Magnification Chamber, and Wario
throws the Director Wario into the machine, and due to them not being magnified in the first
place, they get turned into a baby, which Wario then shoots with a PermaDeath Bullet, finally
defeating the Director once again.
Arc 10: Post-Director

Wario’s Adventure 41 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]
The Other Place is nuked due to Wario eating Lays chips and watching Seinfield again. This
kills Wario and Waluigi, and they both go home.

The Retainers capture Wario and bring him to the jail where Waluigi and Nega-Wario (Who is
still fucking his wife) are also present.
Wario’s Adventure 42 (Made by T_J) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

The true mastermind behind all of this is revealed to be Mickey Mouse.

Guys, can we keep the coherent plot we had going? Please?
Wario’s Adventure 44 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/21/2021) [RETCONNED]

Wario eats Lays chips while watching Seinfield and nukes the Other Place himself.

Fine, we can go back to the actual story.
Wario’s Adventure 46 (Made by SigmaShield) (07/21/2021)
The story goes flying off the rails.

Fuck you, we’re going back in time!
Wario and Waluigi briefly decide to team up and escape, though Wario just picks the cage lock
with his dick and escapes without Waluigi. He mugs a Retainer, gets a teleporter, and goes back
to reality.

Wario beats Olistepsforward to death for having sex with a moth.
Hitler Land (Made by Jim) (07/21/2021)

Nein 9
Because there was a “9” channel added to the MIPS Hole server.
Wario Land: Super Smash Bros. Edition (Made by Jim) (09/17/2021)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wario Land IDK (Made by SigmaShield) (09/21/2021)

Dr. Goomba dies.
Sex Land (Made by Jim) (09/21/2021)

Oh god no.
Sex Land (Made by Cageaboom1) (09/21/2021)

A Minus-8 production.
Sigma Land (Made by Razor) (09/21/2021)

Sigma proceeds to enter a copy of famous video game Wario World and mutilate Wario to take
his place, resulting in a timeline shift in which all Warios are Sigmas.
Mint Land (Made by Mintiously) (09/21/2021)

There is no Mint Land, I have broken into your house and eaten all of your french fries.
Mint Land (Made by Cageaboom1) (09/21/2021)

A Tic-Tac production.
Wario Land Boss (Made by Coolman22) (09/22/2021)

New boss.
Wario Land 911 (Made by Wikiflamer) (10/01/2021)

Wario has a gun.
Fin Land Series
Fin Land (Made by Wikiflamer) (11/20/2021)
F killed J again right when they least expected it. N then stole M’s identity.
Bon Land (Made by Wikiflamer) (11/20/2021)

Turns out, the Wario Land series never ended.
Bonmario Land (Made by Wikiflamer) (11/20/2021)

Oh god GO BACK GO BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fin Land 2 (Made by Wikiflamer) (11/20/2021)

Wario sets out to find Jim, protagonist of Jim Land, in an attempt to finally end the Wario Land
series.

While Wario is trying to find Jim, he gets lost in MIPS Hole.

Wario tries to find a way out of MIPS, to no avail.

Jim guns down Fin, who tries to run away, but gets stabbed to death.

Wario tries to ask a MIPS admin for help to get out.

Wario knows all.
WARNING 2!
Everything past this is NO LONGER in the MIPS Hole Discord server where the joke originated.
After the end of Wario’s Adventure, I created a channel in my friend server for Wario Land, so
people like MagnusTheGreen and SpyBoxOnline couldn’t fuck up the story more and just
generally have it in a more controlled environment. Everything beyond this will be done more
often than not by the same 3 people: Me, T_J, and Wikiflamer.
“This is Wario Land, why would you want this to be in a more controlled environment when it’s
naturally chaotic?” Fair question. I don’t know, I’m stupid. I’m pretty sure I got fed up with the
story getting screwed up so I decided to just make it so I could actually release my inner control
freak and keep this thing on track. Also, apparently some stuff happened in MIPS after that, so
it’s in that previous segment too.
Wario Land Refreshed Series

Wario Land Refreshed (Made by Jim) (07/23/2021)
Wario goes to therapy upon escaping the Other Place.
Wario Land Refreshed 2 (Made by Jim) (07/25/2021)

Omicron, an anomalous dimension hopper, returns from a third type of Hell called the Shadow
Realm, bringing with them several monstrosities only heard of in ancient legends that wreak
havoc on the multiverse.
Arc 1: Crystals
Wario Land Refreshed 3 (Made by Wikiflamer) (07/25/2021)
One of the monstrosities, a red rhombohedron-shaped crystal begins tracking down Wario.

It has tracked Wario’s IP address and is approaching him at an alarming rate.

Wario, using a well-timed pipe bomb, destroys the crystal.

The crystal releases a beam of light upon being destroyed that crystallizes Wario.

Wario uses his newfound crystal powers to punch a vending machine with his dick.

The crystal on Wario’s dick shatters upon hitting the vending machine, leaving it without any sort
of skin.

Wario steals Hitler’s skin and puts it on. I assume this comes at a cost, maybe some anti-semitic
tendencies?

Wario learns that his crystalline skin gradually regrows, so he throws away Hitler’s old skin.
Hitler presumably finds it and puts it back on.

All the other monsters Omnicron unleashed resurface from their hiding and begin tracking down
Wario, presumably to avenge the crystal rhombohedron.

Wario decides that he’d rather be in the Other Place than deal with those, so he jumps off a
bridge.

Instead of ending up in the Other Place, Wario finds himself in the Shadow Realm.
Wario Land Refreshed 14 (Made by Frous Po) (07/26/2021)

Wario finds Voldemort and they discuss plans on taking over the world.
Arc 2: Another Timeline

Voldemort betrays Wario and sends him into an alternate timeline so that Voldemort can take
over the main timeline.
Wario Land Refreshed 16 (Made by [DELETED USER]) (07/26/2021)

Wario dies in the alternate timeline.

Wario goes to the alternate timeline’s equivalent of Regular Hell, Irregular Hell. Big shocker,
huh?

Wario finally dies and the multiverse rejoices.

Wario ends up back in the reality of the alternate timeline due to dying in a Hell and finds out
someone’s hired the Retainer Agency to come back and get him stuck in Irregular Hell or
permakill him. I originally said they were Ohio because I assumed the Deleted User was Ohio at
the time but I don’t think it was, so I dunno who it was.
Arc 3: Omnicron Returns

Omnicron and the monsters somehow find Wario in the alternate timeline.

Omnicron and Wario nuke each other, causing devastating side effects for both sides. Branded
as a grand finale, but you know how it goes by now.

Ohio appears in the Mega-Dorito Bot™ (based on the deleted user’s profile picture which was a
dorito) and then gets themself blown up on accident by pressing the wrong button.

Omnicron pulls something out of a random dream Wikiflamer had that I don’t remember ever
being talked about. They said probably the mattress made out of lava, so that. I guess.

A horror appears that Wario slays that drops a Nexus crystal that Wario uses to seal Omnicron
into their own dream realm, never to be seen again.

Despite the Nexus crystal having lost it’s power sealing away Omnicron, the monsters
continuously attempt to collect it again for unknown reasons.

The crystal monster returns, now stronger, resisting any pipe bomb, and attacks wario.
Arc 4: The Regular Place

Wario is killed by the crystal and awakens in the Regular Place, this timeline’s version of the
Other Place.

One of the monsters, Olistepsforward, says “uwu” and appears in the Regular Place to torture
Wario.

Suddenly, a Retainer appears and pushes Oli into the void to fall forever and walks over to
Wario. They reveal themselves to be Wario’s wife, having been sent to this alternate timeline
instead of dying due to them being warped and the Retainers just thinking they got permakilled.
Wario realizes this could mean the Director is still alive somewhere around here, and prepares
for a potential confrontation.

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Wario Land Series

Wario Land 6 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 7 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 8 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 9.5 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 10 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 10.5 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 12 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 15 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 16 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 18 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 19 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 20 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 21 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 22 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario World 2 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 23 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 24 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 26 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 27 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 28 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 29 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 31 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Arc 7: Prequels & Time Travel

Wario Land 0 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 33 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 35 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 36 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 39 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 40 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 41 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 42 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 43 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 43.5 (Made by SpyBoxOnline) (04/13/2021)

Wario Land 44 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land Series

Waluigi Land 1.5 (Made by SpyBox) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 3 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 3.5 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land: Hot Stuff (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 4 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 5 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 7 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 8 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 0 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Arc 4: Hitler Returns

Waluigi Land 10 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land: Funkin (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 12 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 13 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 14 (Made by Frous Po) (04/13/2021)

Arc 6: Space-Time Continuum

Waluigi Land 17 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 18 (Made by T_J) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi’s Taco stand (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Waluigi Land 19 (Made by Jim) (04/13/2021)

Arc 7: Ultimate Weapon