7 INVENTIONS OF THE TUDORS AND STUARTS

The Tudors (1485-1603) and Stuart (1603-1711) periods were great times for new ideas and new inventions.

Thanks to developments during this era, you can visit a theatre, get your portrait painted, read a newspaper, drink
tea or coffee and eat with a fork.

They also invented the flushing toilet and an ingenious way of making cannon balls bounce off castles.

Find out more about how the Tudors and Stuarts shaped modern life.

1. BOUNCING OFF THE BALLS

By Tudor times cannon-fire was a deadly threat to castles - particularly tall old-fashioned rectangular fortresses
with corners. If an enemy cannon ball knocked out a corner-stone, the whole building might collapse. So when
Henry VIII built over thirty forts to defend the English coast in 1539-47, he tried an ingenious new design - most of
his new forts were made without corners.

Instead they were squat and rounded, often with a central round tower ringed by lower semi-circular towers, like
the petals of a Tudor Rose. Among the most powerful was Deal Castle. Low to the ground, they presented a smaller
target than a tall medieval castle, and if cannon balls did hit them it was hoped they would bounce off the rounded
walls. Some even had curved instead of vertical battlements, to deflect incoming shots away from gunners on the
wall tops. You can see these 'shot-deflecting battlements' at St Mawes, Pendennis, Walmer and Portland Castles.

2. GET YOURSELF PAINTED

In the Tudor period, we begin to see what people in English history looked like. Images of kings and saints fill
medieval churches: but these show ideal monarchs or holy men, not real likenesses. When the religious changes
begun by Henry VIII banned holy pictures in churches, the artists who'd painted them had to look elsewhere for
work, and the age of the portrait began.

Rulers like Henry VIII and Queen Elizabeth, of course, were first on the portrait scene. Nobles and courtiers were
next, and you can see an amazing display of full-length portraits of them at Kenwood, dressed in the latest
extravagant fashions. Then, especially during the Stuart period, country squires, merchants and prosperous farmers
- and their wives - also began to want portraits as status symbols, even if they could only afford a cut-price
travelling artist to paint them.

Did people really look as they appear in their portraits? Obviously, they wore (or sometimes borrowed) fine clothes
to be painted in, and it paid the artist to make them look as attractive as possible. Yet some portraits are
undoubtedly genuine likenesses. Oliver Cromwell famously ordered himself portrayed 'warts and all'.
3. TAKING IN A SHOW

Even in today's world of television, films and video streaming, people still love a live show. The Elizabethans
invented a new way of enjoying one - the theatre. The first purpose-built London theatres opened in the 1570s.
Like the recreation of Shakespeare's famous Globe theatre where you can still enjoy plays today, they were hollow
circles focussed on a stage at one side, with an open space at the centre and galleries all round.

Unlike the 'masques' performed for the chosen aristocratic few at places like Bolsover Castle, theatres were for
everyone, and were wildly popular. You could pay a few pennies to stand in the open space, or considerably more
to join the courtiers and richer folk sitting in the galleries. And if you didn't live in London, you could still hope to
catch a play performed in an inn or town hall by a travelling company of London actors.

Over 300 different Elizabethan plays survive, and you can still see many acted today. But if you could witness one as
originally performed, you'd notice a big difference, because all the women's roles were performed by heavily made-
up boys. Women didn't begin to appear in theatres until the later Stuart period.

4. ROYAL FLUSH

Well into the 20th century, many ordinary homes didn't possess flushing loos, making do with outside 'privies' set
over holes in the garden or back yard. Yet the flushing toilet was invented back in Tudor times, by Queen Elizabeth
I's favourite godson Sir John Harington in about 1596. A famous author and wit, Sir John apparently hit on the idea
of flushing a lavatory from a tank of water above it during an aristocratic party at Old Wardour Castle. Under the
pen-name 'Misacmos' ('hater of filth') he described his invention in a booklet called the 'Metamorphosis
(transformation) of Ajax', 'a jakes' being Elizabethan slang for a loo.

Flushed with pride, Sir John installed his ingenious new-style loo in his own mansion and also presented one each
to Queen Elizabeth and her chief minister Robert Cecil. But the idea never caught on, perhaps because Harington's
loo only did half a job: the waste dropped into a pit, which had to be cleaned out. It wasn't until late Victorian
times, after Thomas Crapper won a royal appointment to install flushing toilets at Sandringham, that modern-style
loos flushing into efficient drains became common.

5. IT'S IN THE PAPERS

Newspapers were invented during the Civil War (1642-51). Before that, the government rigidly controlled printing,
and news-hungry people had to pay for hand-written newsletters from their personal London 'reporters'. But when
war broke out, both King and Parliament poured out rival printed pamphlets boasting of their own victories and the
enemy's defeats. They were packed with 'spin' or even downright lies: one actually reported in detail a battle which
never happened.
Then both sides started regular weekly newspapers with scandalous 'revelations' about the opposition's goings-on.
At least 300 different newspapers appeared during the 1640s and 50s, all proclaiming their news was absolutely
true: a few were total fakes, pretending to come from one side while actually supporting the other. Though
produced very quickly, they might take a week to reach their country readers via pedlars or slow-moving carriers'
carts.

In the 1660s, after the war, the government tried to impose rules on newspapers, and produced its own 'official'
news sheet. But the cat was out of the bag, and no government yet has really managed to control 'what the papers
say'.

6. COFFEE, TEA OR CHOCOLATE?

Ask that question before the Stuart period, and the answer would have been 'What are they?'. Coffee from the
Middle East, first of the 'new drinks', became popular in England in the 1650s, when the first coffee houses opened
in London. By 1675, there were about 3,000 throughout England. Most were 'men only' places, where they
gathered to smoke, talk politics and read the newly-available newspapers - and perhaps also try the new
'chocolado' drink (solid chocolate bars came later).

Many women adopted tea (pronounced 'tay') - the 'new China drink' available from around 1660. It was much
more expensive than coffee at first, and kept in securely locked caddies. But it had the great advantage of society
ladies being able to make it easily at home, without the presence of earwigging servants.

7. FORKS REPLACE FINGERS

Today we eat our meals with spoons, knives and forks. But until the later Stuart period, most English people ate
with spoons, knives and fingers. Though forks were used in medieval kitchens for fishing lumps of food out of
cooking pots, at the table people cut up solid food with their knives, and ate it with carefully washed fingers. (But
don't be fooled into thinking they gnawed bones or threw food about - Tudor and Stuart table manners were much
more elaborate than today's).

In 1611, an English traveller was surprised to find sharp two-pronged table forks being used in Italy. But most
English people thought this ingenious foreign invention both dangerous - because they might prick your mouth -
and insanitary, because forks put into mouths and then used to spear pieces from shared dishes might transfer
your saliva from one to the other. So the earliest English table forks were probably used only to hold down joints of
meat while they were cut. Royalty were actually eating with forks by the 1670s, but in 1700 a book of table
manners for schoolchildren still assumed that fingers would be used instead.