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THE SECOND MADAM & EVE COLLECTION
By S. Francis, H. Dugmore 8c Rico
 PENGUIN BOOKS

Published by the Penguin Group

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Viking Penguin, a division of Penguin Books USA Inc,
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Penguin Books (South Africa) (Pty) Ltd, 1A Eton Road, Parktown, South Africa 2193

Penguin Books (South Africa) (Pty) Ltd, Registered Offices: 1A Eton Road, Parktown, South Africa 2193

First published by Penguin Books 1994

Reprinted 1998

Copyright © S Francis, H Dugmore & R Schacherl

All rights reserved

The moral right of the authors has been asserted

ISBN 0-140-24833-1

Reproduction by Positive Proof

Printed and bound by Creda Communications,
Eliot Avenue, Eppindust II, Cape Town

Except in the United States of America, this book is sold subject to the
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and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed
on the subsequent purchaser.
 “AT LAST, IT’S TIME FOR A LAUGH.”
"People of all colours and political stripe
can't get enough of Madam & Eve."
- Newsweek Magazine
“MADAM & EVE... HAS LOCATED A
COMMON NATIONAL FUNNYBONE.”
"...Holds a mirror up to a divided society and
draws laughter from both sides of the fence."
- The Washington Post
“CARTOON OF THE YEAR.”
"Plasters grins on our faces, makes us giggle
and side with the victorious underdog,"
- Cosmopolitan Magazine
“THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE CAPTURED
A NEW NICHE IN POPULAR CULTURE.”
- The New York Times
“MADAM & EVE FOR PRESIDENT.”
"Scores high on the hilarity barometer...
fortified with liberal doses of political realism.
- Weekly Mail & Guardian
“CARTOONISTS OF THE YEAR.”
"A humorous and often ironic look at South African
society through the eyes of a rich suburban
housewife and her liberated maid."
- The Weekend Star
“A STARTLING SUCCESS.”
- The Guardian, UK
“DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS.”
Madam & Eve is a bridge over which a good
chuckle can roll until the belly-laughs at our
idiosyncrasies eventually are allowed
free transport."
- The Cape Times
“DELIGHTFUL AND DELICIOUSLY IRONIC.”
"Madam & Eve's creators clearly have their
fingers spot on the pulse of South Africa life.
It's a collector's item."
- The Citizen
“MADAM & EVE TICKLES THE FUNNYBONE
OF SOUTH AFRICA.”
"A humorous and often ironic look at South African
society through the eyes of a rich suburban
housewife and her liberated maid."
- The Weekend Star
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 AND AFTER NO.THEN
THE X £4N
ELECTION, T/^£ M3dJ
THEN CAN TO OUR
you take INTERIM
OS TO YOUR \ LEADER.
LEADER?

£3 i |\l %

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 X THINK COE UNOEPSTAND ...AND THEN COE
NOtxi. "APARTHEID* IS MOVE INTO THEIR HOMES.
MEN MITE EARTHLINGS DORK FOR THEM AND
DEMAND TO STAY RAISE THEIR CHILDREN-
COMPLETELY SEPAPATE
FROM SLACK EAPTHUNGS-

THIS PLACE XXI CALL

"SOUTH AFRICA* HAS NO
redeeming qualities/
GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON
uhy cje sHcaam destroy

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 WHO THAT'S MARIA. I ALLAYS YOU HIRED YOUR
DAS ^ COONDERED WAT IT'S LIKE TO OAjN MAID l THAT'S COHY?
THAT? BE A MAMM, SO I HIRED MY THE MOST THE WORK
\ OiON MAID FOR A WEEK. OUTRAGEOUS GETS
THING I EWER PONE.
HEARD OF!

ALRIGHT ,THAT DOES IT! OKAY, MADAM. YOU W/N.

THERE'S ONLY ROOM ENOUGH BUT AT OEAST PAY HER FOR
FOR ONE MADAM IN THIS HOUSE - THE (DHOLE WEEK •
ME! TELL YOUR "MAID"SHE'S

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 M4Y DO YOU BECAUSE.
DO EVERY- I'M HER
THINS WMM MAIO.
TELLS YOU f I

YOU MEAN YOU ALIENS

HAVE BEEN HERE A
WOLE MONTH ?

MADAM! TUST "PEOPLE XT'S AN UUQM

YOU CANT MAGAZINE”. ANTI-MEMORY 1? DHO
TELL WLL BE FAY. IT ARE YOU?
ANYONE FAMOUS! CASTS THREE
\
ABOUTTHE PA/S.
ALIENS/

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 UH-OH l THAT VOICE ! \
IT CAN ONLY SCONE
REPSON,.. MY APCH-NEMESIS...
THE FtENOtSH
DOCTOR MADAM/

£l/£ 'are you. slacking LUCKILY, NY

off AGAIN ?! HONESTLY,. SECRET lOENTITY
YOU'RE THE LAZIEST MAID IS STILL SAFE.
I'VE EVER
SEEN //

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 HAVE. COME- ID SAY
GOODBYE. OUR research^
SHOoS THAT SOOTH f M
AFRICA ISN'T \JJLJT
AS BA0 AS cOu
UlE THOUGHT.
although you
HAVE Aim TO
LEARN. THERE IS
STILL HOPE FOR
THE FUTURE.
FAREWELL.

MAPAM! I KNOU, EVE. THE FLIGHT IMJLD)0U

THERE'S A HE'S HERE FROM LIKE SOME
CHHOSAUR TO PROMOTE HOUVAJOOp COFFEE
IN OUR “JURASSIC PARK.’ (JASA ANO
LOUNGE' KILLER. \ BISCUITS:
COT ANY
REFRESHMENTS?

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 not to mention allthe X TELL YOU,
DINOSAUR MERCHANDISE J XT MAKES
MY PICTURE'S ON T-SHIRTS, ME SO MAO, I'lADAM!?
LUNCH BOXES ANP BED X COULP
SPREADS'. PO YOU THINK 31/ST EAT
SOMEBODY.

SO...YOU'RE HERE TO ARE YOU REAL ORA

PPOMOTE "JURASSIC PARR!' SPECIAL EFFECT
COMPUTER IMAGE?
YEAH...TU BE DOING \
GOOD MORNING SOUTH \
AFRICA- PtCKWPA/ 1

SO,STEVEN SPIELBERG BUT faAIT TILL THEY MAKE I MEAN, (OHO ELSE
ISN'T GIVING YOU A PIECE THE SEQUEL l MY AGENT'S ARE THEY GONNA GET
Of ALL THE "JURASSIC GONNA GET ME A REAL TO PLAY ME ? PE NIPOir
PAPK'MEPCHANDISE ? SHEET PEAL. NICHOLSON I? HA It

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 SCHOOL OF
= BEAUTY PAGEANTS

HI- DELCOME TO WHAT DO1 SET IF FIRST, )0(J RECEIVE AN IMITATION - NEXT, YOU 'LL BE A PART OF AND FINALLY. YOU'LL LEARH
THE ANC SCHOOL- 1 SIGN OP FOR YOUR DIAMOND CROON, A SASH A NO PETER MOKABA'S INTENSIVE HOW TO ANSDER TOUGH
OF BEAUTY —'BEGINNER'S _ A SKIMPY COSTUME. THEN OUR WORKSHOP ON POISE, QUESTIONS ABOUT
PAGEANTS. CAN I CLASS? PANEL OF TRAINED ANC BEAUTY CHARM AND TACT. "IOORLD PEACE "AND THE
HELP you? EXPERTS Give YOU AN HONEST ENVIRONMENT IN ONLY
APPRAISAL OF HOD YOU LOOK IN
A SDIMSUT AND HIGH HEELS. J -TZOO SENTENCES.

(UATT A MINUTE! I 'l/E HEARD NOT ANY MORE'. RIGHT NOD 1 EVEN AS DE
THESE BEAUTY PAGEANTS © SINCE (JEVE SPEAK , ANC OFFICIALS
ARE FIXED/ GOTTEN Great'. OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL
INVOLVED, IT'S Mm can APE OFFERING ADVICE TO
STRICTLY I START? A GROUP OF STUDENTT
"ONE TUDGE, CONTESTANTS l
ONE BALLOT? K

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 CUR TOPIC TONIGHT IS THE UH, MINISTER^ COBOL, BUT...YOU‘RE I DON'T
NEW PETKOC PRICE. SO you'RE I WANT OUT OF CARE!
PLEASE WELCOME MY SUPPOSED TO TO SIT CAMERA THIS IS THE
NEXT GUEST-COHO'S SEEN SIT NEXT HERE/ RANGE. SEAT TOE
DESCRIBED AS TO THE f CHOSEN.
• IRREFUTABLY STUBBORN Z PRESENTER... / CASE CLOSED.
ENERGY AFFAIRS MINISTER

<s>

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS (OELL, TORN-ONE MUST 1 HAVE NO NETHER DOT.

ENERGY AFFAIRS MINISTER CONSIDER THE FUEL LEV/. IDEA WHAT BUT IF XTOLD
George bnrtlext. the THE "LANDED COST" YOU'RE YOUXTHRENA
NECJ PETROL PRICE WHOLESALE AND RETAIL TALKING DART AND IT
INCREASE, HOiO DID YOU MARGINS...AND THE ABOUT. LANDED ON
ARRIVE AT SEVEN CENTS EQUALISATION FUND. SEVEN CENTS,
YOU'D REALLY
BE UPSET.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS MINISTER... I KNOW. YES. (NELL,-MINISTER...

ENERGY AFFAIRS MINISTER A GREAT THAT'S WHY DE DECIDED NOT TO
GEORGE BARTLETT-THE MANY BEFORE DO THAT.
MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOTORISTS COMING ON
NED PETROL PRICE A / IMULDLOVE THIS SHOD I
INCREASE, c TO GET INSISTED WAT
EVEN WITH MY VOICE AND
YOU. IMAGE BE
ELECTRONICALLY
-"NT ACTERED.

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 IN CASE YOU ?UST
JOINED US, I'M TALKING
TO ENERGY AFFAIRS
MINISTER GEORGE BARTLETT
ON THE CONTROVERSIAL
SEVEN CENT PETROL
PRICE INCREASE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ...BEFORE YOUUNCCO IT,

RAISED THE PRICE OF EVERYONE A)ILL BE I'VE GCA TO GET
PETROL AGAIN! DEMANDING A SEVEN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.
I MEAN, IT SETS A BAP CENT INCREASE'
EXAMPLE! gives PEOPLE
IDEAS.... ,

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HELLO. I'M A foreign NOD THAT SANCTIONS I'M FROM THE COLUMBIAN
INVESTOR. I'M VISITING ARE LIFTED AND APART¬ THAT'S GREAT NEDS! COCAINE CARTEL.
YOUR country to HEID IS OVER, DE CAN ...DHAT EXACTLY DO
INVESTIGATE THE MANY NOD DO BUSINESS IN YOU DO?
NED MARKETING SOUTH AFRICA LXTH A
POSSIBILITIES NOD CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
AVAILABLE.
) I

1 CANT BEUEVE it! HELLO. (OS'RE A

NOD THAT SANCTIONS CONSORTIUM OF JAPANESE
HAVE BEEN LIFTED, BUSINESSMEN... AND DE
THERE'S FOREIGN JUST BOUGHT THE
INVESTORS everywhere! "MADAM* EVE"
CARTOON STRIP. /TT-

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 X DON'T CARE IF THE , BUT DON'T tOCRRY. THE THEY CAN'T MADAM
SANCTIONS APE LIFTED l JAPANESE PEOPLE LOVE GETAWAY I'M ,
you foreign investors "MADAMZEVE"... AND (jith this ! White/
HAVE MADE A MISTAKE/ (NE'LL ONLY BE MAKING
MINOR CHANGES.,
MINOR CHANGES?

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 EAT HOT
SCUMBUCK^l
&

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 IT'S THE AND EVERY
MEEKLY HAIL EDITORS! TIME THEY
{THEY keep CHANGING MOVE US, THE
THE LAYOUT[ PANELS
IdEAKEN.

WHY CAN'T XT'S THE PRICE \i fr'm telling you

THESE GUYS OF PROGRESS. EVES MAfrAM. THE PANELS
HAKE UP THE NED CAN'T TAKE MUCH SHHi
THEIR MINPS.T IMPROVED LOOK OF MORE OF THIS WHAT'S
COEAR ANDTSAR! THAT
NOISE ? ^
&

lookout!
INK FLO00//

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HI MOM ! YOU REMEMBER
LIZEKA, MV GIRLFRIEND
FROM UNIVERSITY 7
YES...

MW... I DON'T BE
KNtXJ YOU'RE SILLY-
HAVING IT'S THE
TROUBLE FURTHEST
DEALINGMTH THING FROM
MY RELATION - MY MIND.
SHIP (XTH
LIZEKA.

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 ERiCi— UZEKA! T DON'T SEE "BLACK"
oovourealise uhat or "uhtte \ mom. i ms
SOOOES „.THI£ IS
SUFERHANU GOING
vafRs potNsrr this is THE ABK-fTY TO LOOK TO BE
SOUTH AFRICA'. A UHTTE THROUGH THE SKIN...AND Bur HE STILL DATES DIFFICULT.
BO/AN 0 A BLACK GIRL AMU. SEE THE PERSON ON THE Las LANE a
NEVER BE ABLE. TO HAVE INSIDE.1 x
A NORNAL RELATIONSHIP!!

ARE YOU SEE?/-' MAT!? YOU'RE-

TRY//NG 171 SO MOM!.JTHIS IS THE MOVING IN UTTHABOf
TO SAV UPSET, I NED SOUTH AFRICA." UNO'S UH-. fail- UHL
''SLACK* CANT EVEN MAT'S THEB\G DEAL?!
ftOM? SMIT!

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 ERIC—I'M TRYING VERY MOM...XVE GIVEN IT A tfanyone wants me,
HARO TO UNDERSTAND LOT OF THOUGHT. AND I I'M IN THE KITCHEN
M\Y MYUHfTE SON MOULD REALLY BELIEVE X'M WITH MY HEAD IN THE
WANT A RELATIONSHIP ACTUALLY A BLACK MAN OVEN. \
(Om A BLACK WOMAN- TRAPPED IN A WHITE
MAN'S BODY.

OKA/, LIZEKA... SINCE PONT WORRY EVERY NIGHT

YOU AND ERIC ARE MRS. ANDERSON- I USE 1 STAND ON MY
DETERMINED TO LIVE THE SAME METHOD MY HEAD AND THIRL
TOGETHER - - LET'S AT FAMILY'S USED FOR AROUND THREE
LEAST DISCUSS A FOOL¬ GENERATIONS. TIMES.
PROOF METHOD) CF BIRTH
/

YOU CAN CAY WHAT YOU AND YOU, LIZEKA?

INANT, MOM -BUTT WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO ISN'T LOVE
LOVE UZEJKA . AND X SAY FOR YOURSELF? WONDERFUL?
DON'T CARE IF SHE'S
BLACK• V

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MOM--UZEXAAND X fine! GO AHEAD! TUST C'MON MOM —THIS IS
LOME EACH OTHER. REMEMBER... YOU'LL BE THE NINETIES! INTER -
ANO UE'RE GOING TO OUTCASTS 'NOBODYMU- RACIAL COUPLES AREN'T
MOL/E INTO OOP. CCON TAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP A BK5 PEALTHESE DAYS /
FLAT SERIOUSLY'

HOD IS IT POSSIBLE? X COULD EXCEPT HEY-J'D

EUE...T I'M MAYBE MTH TARE
JUST CANT SHOCKED HODCANTOO PEOPLE NEVER DO ME
OF DIFFERENT RACES SOMETHING NEITHER. SIDNEY MEL GIBSON
BELIEVE MY MYSELF.
SON ERIC IS BE ATTRACTED TO ONE LIKE THAT. POWER. IN A MINUTE1.
DATING A \ ANOTHER?'
BLACUGRL. \ I I JUST
\ DON'T GET IT.

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 -AND IF YOU JUST JOINED
/ US, LISTENERS... STAY
TUNED FOR A SECRET
f message from nelson
ik MANILLA l

gf S.FRANC!3, H.ttJ6McRE£ RICO “

THAT'S RIGHT, ALL YOU ANC

SUPPORTERS OUT THERE.
HE HAl/E A TOP- SECRET
MESSAGE FROM NELSON
MANDELA!

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 - LVE'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT
THE 19^3 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE GOBS
TO... NELSON MANDELA... AND
F.LX DE KLERK',
MiAT "ORE CAN DE SAY? IN JHE
SPIRIT OF FAIR PLAY, EVE ANO I HAVE
DECIDED TO IMPOSE OOP OtON
"SATIRE SANCTION" ON THIS DEEK £
CARTOON.

BysFRMas.u.w&WEX Rico.
THAT'S RIGHT, MADAM! FOR THE OKAY. EVE.
DURATION OF THIS STRIP, UE'LL REFRAIN READY??
FROM AN/ CHEAP SHOTS, LOOi-BLOMS
OR PUNCHLINES AT THE EXPENSE OF
OUR NATIONAL LEADERS. \

k/HAT ATREMENDOUS HONOUR !
MR. DE KLERK... MR. MANDELA - -
HAVE YOU DECIDED OJHAT YOU'LL DO
m\ all that money?
OKAY. UE COULDN'T
. probably hair imflahts.
CO IT. SO SUE US.
.. and I've allays mmD
A CADILLAC CONVERTIBLE.

rrrr-*-^

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 MADAM-ARE YES, EYE.
VOU SAVING ...BUT OKAY. NOI0 THAT MR. DE KLERK
THAT MANDELA DON'T AND HIS ATTORNEYS ARE HERE.
ANDDE KLERK OJOPPY, LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
HAVE. TO XT'S STILL GENTLEMEN. 1
SHAPE THE AN
NOBEL INCREDIBLE
PEACE PRIZE HONOUR.
MONEY ff

LET ME GET THIS MR. MANDELA k)HAT!?

STRAIGHT, MADAM. PROPOSES YOU'RE WHAT DO hW A MINUTE.
MANDELA AND DE KLERK A SIXTY- MAKING A YOU THINK, WHO GETS THE
HAVE TO SHARE THE FORTY TRAVESTY MR. DE KLERK? SIXTY AND WHO
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? SPLIT. OF THE NOBEL Ni
GETS THE FORTY?
PFATJF PCI7P7 \
IT'S NO BIG DEAL,
EVE. EVEN AS ICE
SPEAK ,THE MONEY'S
\
BEING FAIRiy DIVIDED
BY THEIR ATTORNEYS. I
1
£

rvMA

THIS IS RIDICULOUS, SIMPLE. MR. MANDELA ALSO, HE'S BEEN OKAY!

COUNCILLOR. HO!d DO HAS BEEN ON TWICE FEATURED IN BIG HE HAS SIXTY- FORTY!'
YOU FIGURE MR. MANDELA AS manyNewsojeek* HOLLYWOOD MOVIES A POINT, ...BUT X GET
SETS SIXTY PERCENT OF ANuTIME “COVERS. LIKE «SARAF/NA,AND SIR. TO KEEP
THE NOBEL PRIZE MONEY *MALCOLM X*. ~me trophy'
(OHILEMR.DE KLERK
GETS ONLY FORTY ?{

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HAIM-MANDELA AMD OKAY, HR. MANDELA
DE KLERK HAY SPLIT THE PROPOSES THAT ON LET'S SEE-THIRTY CAYS OH SURE!
NOBEL PPJZE MONEY... EVEN-NUMBERED MONTHS, HAS SEPTEMBER ~ APRIL, ST/CM
BUT HOD DO THE/SHARE MR. DE KLERK GETS TO TUNE AND NOVEMBER... tie mih „
THE TROPHY? KEEP THE TROPHY. ON FEBRUARY HAS 2S... FEBRUARY//
ODD-NUMBERED MONTHS,
/ THEY'RE DIPLOMATS. IT STAYS AT MR. MANDELA'S
1 I'M SURE THEY'LL
HOUSE.
Sir?—

MR. DE KL£RK../iR.MANDEiA
...IF YOU AND YOUR
ATTORNEYS CAN'T DECCE
HOCO TO SHARE THE NOBEL
PEACE TROPHY, THEN I'LL
JUST SPLIT IT PCUN THE
MIDDLE UCTH THIS AYE.

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 £WE... DID YOU FOLLOW IT'S INCREDIBLE!
THE HANI CONSPIRACY PEOPLE TREAT THEIR MAIDS HUH?... WERE
TRIAL ? THEIR OWN LIKE THEY'RE INVISIBLE !! YOU TALKING.
THE TRUTH IS, HMDS , TOME?
ARE A!AMS OBSERVING/
THEY HEAR AND SEE
EVERYTHING! NOTHING
ESCAPES THEIR SCRUTINY!

I'M TELLING YOU, GLADYS*.

OUR MAIDS LISTEN TO OUR I'D DEF/NTTELY
EVER/ CONVERSATION ! THEY HAVE TO AGREE
KNOW EVERYTHING! THEY WITH YOU, MADAM.
SEE EVERYTHING .* AND,
THEY HEAR EVERYTHING !

MANDELA SAYS HE
MISSES THE PRISON
FOOD AND THE PEACE
AND QUIET...

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AND IF YOU Jl1ST JOINED you've BEEN LISTENING
C1S, THIS IS THE’PIET TO "WHITE CHRISTMAS * HERE'S A BARRY BETTER CHECK yiSLAAlK'.
AND JOHAN SHOW’ ON "A WHITER SHADE OF RALE * SONG BY WHITE?! THE PHOTO ON THAT WAS
RADIO PRETOMA ... FAR AND SONGS FROM THE 1 BARRY BUT HE'S... THE ALBUM A CLOSE
RIGHT ON HOUR RADIO BEATLES' "WHITE ALBUM.’/ WHITE. \ HE'S... COVER,PIET. ONE!'
WHAT SHOULD WE PLAY
NEXT. PIET?

IF YOU JUST JOINED US BET THEY DON'T I WOULDN'T KNOW, SIR.

ON RADIO PRETORIA-- FAR GIVE YOU THOSE N I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO
RIGHT ON YOUR RADIO THE BOY SCOUTS. JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS.
DIAL... OUR GUEST TODAY HEY, CHRIS?
IS CHRIS..WHO'S BEEN
TRAINING AT A SECRET
WEAPONS CAMP FOR YOUNG

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 cone ON,
EVE l I'M TRYING
tJE'l/E GOT MADAM.
TO DR\TE THE C/RICS
A NBA) AREN'T EASY I
NATIONAL ,
-ANTHEM.' )

hadah-coeve been
TRYING FOATMC PAYS TO "SOUTH AFRICA, THAT'S IT. WAIT/
URtTE A NECO NATIONAL MB THINK I'M OOTLA tOE'RESO
ANTHEM.. ANO ME ONLY YOU'RE LEKKERJ HERE. CLOSE i
HAVE ONE LINE..
1
1
(
OKAY. REAP IT
BACKTOMc.
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 THE BLACK AND DHTTE
LOOK MADAM! I DESIGNED REPRESENTS PEOPLE OF ALL WHAT DOES THE
AND PA)MTED A NBA! FLAG RACES TOININC. TOGETHER. YEUOO SPOT IN THE
FOP SCCTTH AFRICA. ANDTHE BLUE REPRESENTS MIDDLE REPRESENT ?
OUR NED FREEDOM.
I

HOD'S YOUR DESIGN FOR SEE?THE GEOMETRIC

OUR NED SOUTH AFRICAN BLACK AND AMTE SQUARES ...ITALSO REPRESENTS
FLAG coming aeons, REPRESENT THE MULTI¬ THE "FINISH UNE" AT ALL
MADAM? CULTURAL PEOPLE OF SOUTH INTERNATIONAL RACETRACKS.
I I THINK 1'1/E AFRICA COMING TOGETHER
I GOT IT, EKE! ON TH&R OCON PLANES OF
EXISTENCE! kT~7K

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 ...THE NE(J PLUS HATERS SHINING ELEPHANTS KILLEO FOR
SOOTH AFRICAN A ON OUR SHORE TVOPV TUSK —
ANTHEM' MOUNTAIN tops and j &JHILE HE DRJNK OUR COFFEE,
A6JOPK/N FIELDS GALORE — EAT OUR R USK -
PROGRESS- KIUIN' BLACKS ANC> fapmers-
FRIENO AND FOE —
WERE DIDALLTHE TOURISTS GO?!

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 6DEN ANDERSON,., YOU ARE
CHARGED by this COURT MTH
BEING A BAt> MADAM.
HOCJ DO YOU PLEAD?

OH, NO--
ANOTHER
DREAM.

DON'T (OORRYABOUT A MOM. X HAD TO BY THE DAY, THE PEOPLE ... MY MOTHER A BAt> MADAM ? THAT'S
THING, MADAM. I KNOU MAT ARE CONE, DEAR. YOUR HONOUR. CALL ERIC / MIDIOOLOUS !! OKAY,.. SHE NAY PAY LOO)
EXACTLY (MM I'M YOU DOING TM TESTIFYING X CARRY ANDERSON I MAGES,,, AND SHE MAY NOT GIVE AMY
DOING. TOE MATCHED HERE PI AGAINST YOU. TRAYELLERS'CHEQUES. EXTRA LEAVE...
EVERY EPISODE Cfr IF THEY'RE LOST
'»/ A / AL\"
OR STOLEN ,THEY'RE
EASILY TRACED.

GEE...CCNE TO THINK YOUR HONOUR! THAT DOES IT! I'M GotNC

Of IT - SHE IS A §> I MOVE FOR A . THAT'S TO CHANGE! I'VE
BAD MADAM! MISCARRIAGE' MISTRIAL"J LEARNED MY LESSON I
FROM NX) ON. I'M *
GOING ID BE FAIR ,
KIND AND CONSIDERATE'

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 look, eve! the domestic YOU COULD BE ML/
DORMERS onion is campaign manager !
HOLDING a "MADAM OF , AND IT'LL Be A GREAT
THE YEAR"COMPETITION / CHANCE FOR YOU TO
ABOUT THE
POLITICAL PROCESS!

CMAY. FOR ME TO
HOD DO ENTER THE
YOU CONTEST, YOU
BECOME HAVE TO AJR\TE
"MADAM DOCON-IN2S
OF THE DORPS OR LESS-
YEAR*? DHf YOU THINK
I'M THE BEST
\ MADAM.

HOD'S MY IT'S EVERYONE DARTS TO EAT

CAMPAIGN TOUGH FROM THE TROUGH! ...YOU'UE BEEN HANGING
FOR OUT TO (SET ABOARD THE OUT AT THE DORLO
"MADAM OF THERE, CRAW TRAIN, ME NEED TRADE CENTRE .HAVEN'T
THE YEAR" MADAM. A SLUSH FUND TO
going, eve ^ GREASE THE POLITICAL
INHEELS!
J

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MACAM..IFYOUCANTTD AN IMAGE (LUCKY FOR HEY!!
DIN "MADAM Of THE CONSULTANT ?/ AkE YOU.I LOVEv (.THEN ARE. you ((OHAT
YEAR”, YOU'LL NEED A CHALLENGES.) YOU'LL talking DO (OB
NED IMAGE.. THIS IS yoo cRAz/?f corns
DO [TTf) ABOUT DO FIRST.
SIPHO - HE '£ AH IMAGE kRDN&tOtTH MY me?/ SIPHO?}
CONSULTANT. x IMAGE?/

(SHOOT
HER
HAIRDRESSER)

MADAM -IF YOU'RE GOING HOD DO ASA GOOD , I'M AGAINST IT! ...I UE
TO BE ELECTED * MADAM YOU STAND KINDER, ANSDERi READ MY CREATED THE
CF THE YEAR”< DE-'D ON CAGE GENTLER ..CHAT LIPS! A LUNDS OF
BETTER GO ODER THE INCREASES MADAM,,, ABOUT A NO NEU , monster. change
ISSUES. FOR ALL I'M FOR. RAISE RAISES.'!
MAIDS? IT.
{

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 HOD'S MY BAD NEIOS. May don't you
"MADAM MADAM. TUST TELL THE
OF THE 'YOU'RE: OTHER MAIDS,
'YEAR"
CAMPAIGN
DOLJNIN
THE POOLS.
I GAVE YOU WHAT.?
AN INCREASE ? AMD L IE
| TO YOUR
I CONSTITUENTS?’

OKAY MADAM. LET'S HI. (SMEN ANDERSON. GOOD SMILE'

COORKON YOUR IMAGE. I'M KUNMING. FOR GOOD VOICE... BUT THE
THINKOFSIPHOASA "MADAM OF THE YEAR.* AFRICAN HANDSHAKE
POTENTIAL VOTER. NEEDS LOTS OF
J (OORK~.

GOOD NEiOS. MADAM ( 'NOTAS BAD AS, TOLD SHE'S PAYING

SIPHO AND X HAVE YOU THINK*??.' YOU IT THREE-
CREATED'THE POSTER I'M PAYING 300 BUCKS NEEDED HONORED?!!
FOR YOUR "MADAM OF FOR A POSTER...AND MORE YOU TOLD
THE YEAR* CAMPAIGN. THAT'S THE BEST YOU COORK. METUC-
CAN COME UP UTTH ?! HUNDREb!'

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 BY THE WAY, MADAM,. IT'S ATRAWT/ON IN NO PROBLEM. IT JUST
IF YOU GET ELECTED
"AMBASSADOR TO LAUNDRY"
POLITICS! WHEN PEOPLE SO HAPPENS, I HAVE AND
"MADAM OF THE YEAR * HELP YOU WIN AN TWO IMPORTANT "MINSTEROF IRONING"
WHAT WILL MY NEW POST ELECTION,YOU'RE SUPPOSE? POSITIONS AVAILABLE WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT
BE? Unu*7
TOPEWARDTHEM WITH A I HAD IN MIND'( *==5.

x'M Sorry you lost the tom MO I GAVE GDOD.EUE. I JUST

'MADAM OF THE YEAR* YOUOOWCH THEM WANT 10 POT THIS WHOLE
ELECTION, MADAM. THE 300 AWAY EXPERIENCE BEHIND
LEFTOVER TO THE HE AS SOON AS POSSIBLEm
CAMPAIGN HOME¬ AND NEVER BE REMINDED
POSTERS? j LESS. OF IT AGAIN.

fr

IK
e
l
MADAMf I'M FINALLY EOT MADAM ...THE OH Sure l z remove GREAT OKAY, MEN!
WHAT REMOVING TOKOCOSHES COULD SOME BRICKS AND HEMS, SIR'. SYNCHRONISE
ARE THESE STUPID COME BACK! SUDDENLY LITTLE COMPUTER YOUR MATCHES.
YOU BRICKS you MONSTERS SHOD UP TO SHOUS BRICKS ME LEAVE
DOING?? HADE ME takemeaday? REMOVED AT AT 0IHCO
RUT UNDER IS3 RRESICENT HOURS.
MY BED. RQAD.\

OKAY, MEN. OUR TARGET ANY QUESTIONS?... YES, NOT YET. BUT OUR
TONIGHT IS GUEN THE TOKOLOSHE IN ADVANCE SCOUT SHOULD
ANDERSON. SHE HAS THE FRONT? BE REPORTING ANY
foolishly removed the MINUTE. ==.
BRICKS FROM UNDER ) ANY INTELLIGENCE

38
 SHE'S STILL ASLEEP
SQUEEZE HER NOSE.

AMDAM” EUE'I'M okay, but i--Help ft

TT'STHE TELLING YOU— THEY’VE GOT ME// "
MIDDLE THE TOUOCOSHES
OF THE ARE HERE.CHECH THEYw GOT, -

NIGHT! UNDER MY BED! ME!!

39
 yes. toe
represent OUR PL ATFORM 15 SIMPLE ■
THE TP - VOTE FOR US OR WE TAKE
THE TOHOLOSHE YOU AHAY AT NIGHT.
PARTY.

...TOST KIDDING. ACTUALLY ALSO, CJE ASK THAT EVERY¬ cje'vehadlotsof

OJE'RE KINDER, GENTLER
TOKOLOSHES. ALL UE COANT IS
OUR <MN TOKOLOSHE VCLKSTAAJ,
PROBABLY scnemere NEAR
HOUGHTON-
ONE REMOVE THE BRICKS BAD PRESS-BUT
UNDER THEIR BEDS AND READ NY LIPS:
THAT THE RTH OFFICIAL TOKCLOSHES CAN
LANGUAGE BE *TOKOLOSHE* BE TRUSTED.

40
 IN AN ATTEMPT TO DODGE THE MEDIA AND
u.s. Authorities, Michael tachscn has
cancelled his tour and is nolo in hiding/ he
HAS LEFT SWITZERLAND AND IT IS RUMOURED
TACKSON HAS NOW) FLED TO A THIRD WORLD
COUNTRY.

By S FRANCIS, Romm & RICO

THERE'S SOMEONE UZ1

AT THE DOOR. REMEMBER... MICHAEL'S VERY TENSE.
HZ! HUSH, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING
LIZ! BABy.
THEY‘D THANH MAMA'S TO UPSET HIM.
WE UNDERSTAND,
YtiOCK! FOUND ME’ GOODNESS'. HERE.
MlS&TAYLOR.
KNOCK! I KNEU
IT!

'f,
'ft

.□1 0
SO. OH, MICHAEL..
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? YES...
DID THEN SHOW A JJ -CHOW.E c
MOVIE? rCTTY -''THE
FUGITIVE/

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EV£..X'h GAINING WEIGHT! DIET POLICE -'-I LOU£Tf ... GIVE SOMEONE A LITTLE
FROM MOW ON, '/OUR NEW UNLIMITED AUTHORITY! POWER AND TT GOES
TUB IS TO STOP MB FROM SEARCHES AND SEIZURES! STRAIGHT TO THEIR
OVER-EATING! DO WHAT¬ UNLAWFUL WARRANTS!
EVER IT TAKES! X'M HARSH FINES! BREAKING
COUNTING ON YOU1 INTO 7HE ARONS HOUSE /

EVE... YOU'RE THE BEST XT'S INCREDIBLE! YOU ...AND BE SURE TO

" DIET POLICEMAN"! 'I/E HAVE A SIXTH SENSE. AN ; yAMNcWEU", LEAVE THE KOEKSISTER
EVER HAD. XVE ALREADY UNCANNY ABILITY TO CATCH GOODNIGHT. SEE IN YOUR POCKET ON
LOST 2JsiKlL06RAMS. ME EVERY TIME I'M ABOUT YOU IN THE THE KITCHEN TABLE.
TO GO OFF MY DIET. MORNING.. 'NIGHT
THANKS
MADAM.

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So, HOMO'S I'VE COST THAT'S INCRE&/BCE.' „ ..YOU'VE this is "THAT
YOUR NEK) 2i KILOGRAMS COHAT'S '/OUR SECRET ?f REALLY? HEARD OF
WET IN ONE BSTtfRNU
DORKING (MEEK. I IT'S A
REVOLUTIONARY MAID." RF A ^
\^-v tuTteR

*5

cl

EVE — DON'T HORRY CARBOHYDRATE

FORGET MADAM'.! -RIGHT DEPRIVATION
ABOUT MY KHOtt TUST IN CHAMBER 77
pet five (JHAT YOU HERE. WHAT ARE YOU
GOT NEEP!A TALKING ABOUT?.
TO EAT CARBOHYDRATE THIS IS TUST ,
SOMETHING DEPRIVATION MY BEDROOM/
SHEET CHAMBER.
BEFORE!
CO TO BED'S
44
I DON'T KNOCO CW YOU
H5RE (OB GO!! GFEAr!! the people.
NEVER cjant TO FLY LOOK LIKE ANTS!!
UHEN you GO ON HOLIDAY, BLASTOFF» THIS PLANE REALLY
tVW.THtStStZJN!! bmiUe'RE REALLY SHAKES, DOESN'T IT?!
HIGH UP!

<3

/r LOVE GOING to LOOK AT THAT! A GREAT

SEA-COORLb, EUE. Come SHARK! -'KILLER
ESPECIALLY LOOKING OF THE OCEANS!

§
* THROUGH THESE
° LINOERKATERMNOOUS!

5
"M.

45
 <f SEE YOU LATER. ...TEACHING MADAM
MY FLABBY THIGHS MY LANGUAGE l£ MORE
HAKE A NOISE F4JN THAN EJJEN X
(OHEN X UiALM.y EXPECTED.

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 TUST THINK, El/E..THE NEA) SHOtO A LITTLE 'YOU'RE RIGHT, MADAM..,
SOUTH AFRICA IS ALMOST UPON US... RESPECT, EVE ! MAYBE (YE SHOULO CLOSE
WILE THE OLD SOOTH AFRICA SURE, THE OLO OUR EYES FOR A
FAOES INTO THE SUNSET... A SOOTH AFRICA HAD MOMENT OF SILENCE --
DISTANT AND FORGOTTEN ITS PROBLEMS, TO SOLEMNLY OBSERVE
MEMORY- BOT IT KAS OUR (OW THE PASSING OF THE
OF LIFE FOR old south Africa.
MANY YEARS!

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 ewe! come look at BUT... COHAT'S THAT
THE SAND CASTCE COOCO - -THAT'S COTE LITTLE COT-BUILDING
X tustt built.'! IMPRESSIVE, MADAM... OVER THERE ?

B/Elrr’s almost time

FOR MY CHRISTMAS PARTY/
COME OUT AND LETS SEE

TH£ CHRISTMAS PARTY lOELC, IT'S HARD TO SET

IS VERY IMPORTANT, E\jEl INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
I (OANT EVERYTHING WEN YOU HAVE TO SERVE
TO BE PERFECT! DRINKS DRESSED AS
AN ELF l[

48
 GtdBN! BABE! great to
SEE XXJ! YOU AOdAYS
THROU SUCH UOHDERFUL
CHRISTMAS PARTIES ft

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 CHON--GET A
LIFE! GO COT AND
HAVE SOME RJN,
INSTEAD OF
SITTING AROUND
READING A
NEWSPAPER !_
ir

; SIGH c z guess toe have id

SW HERE ALSO... OKAY EVE -
GET THE TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

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51
MADAM-- NORMALLY, BIST UJCKY FORYOLl ,T SO,..you RE NO-. BLT MY.THAT'S
CAN X I D SAY MADE A NBA) YEAR'S GIVING ME A LOVELY DRESS
have a "Nomyr.. RESOL VT/ON TO BE A RAISE ? YOU'RE BEARING.
kinper.fr/enduer ,

TOST THINK,MACAMl XT'S FORGIVE ALL OUR PAST ...COHAT'D YOUR

ALMOST NEtO YEAR'S! MISTAKES,..(01 PE THE YOU GOOD
COHEN EVERYONE CAN SLATE CLEAN! BREAK? VASE.
START OVER I TURN
OVER A NEN LEAF.' I

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53
 HORNING WWM!! ...SOME people oust
DON'T APPRECIATE.
HAPmiEwm'! THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT!

ISN'T THIS GREAT, EVE ? ... GET ID KNOW EACH HOW MUCH FIFTY-ONE
TfM. SO GLAD I DIDN'T OTHER A LITTLE BETTER... TIME DO HOURS,
TAKE A LONG HOLIDAY. NO POLITICS. NO WE HAVE TWENTY-THREE
STAYING AT HOME GIVES PRETENSIONS... 'JUST LEFT p MINUTES
US A CHANCE TO SPEND XOU AND ME...
QUALITY TINE TOGETHER.

NO PROBLEM, PID X MENTION..THE

sorry EUE! MY SINK'S CLOGGED? ... CAN you RELIEVE
X BROKE NEW YEAR'S WINNIE MANDELA
I NO PROBLEM- GOT RE-ELECTED?!
YOUR RESOLUTION
VASE, IS TO ALWAYS THE PHONE 1
MADAM- REMAIN CALM BILL ARRIVED. I
AND NCT LET
ANYTHING UPSET
( ME.

P 54
EVE! H(M tfANY T/MES
HAVE J TOLD YOU NOT
TO SAJECP WRT UNDER
THE CARPET 7!

55
-ANOAS THE TRIAL CON¬ ...SOHE PEOPLE LULL TRY
TINUES , THE OEFENPANT ANYTHING TO GET OUT
MAINTAINS SHE MAS OF IRONING,.
POSSESSES BY A PEMON
ANb THEREFORE NOr
responsible FOR. HER
ACTIONS...

OUT GF ORDER™ SOMETIMES

TSN'T THERE AN ATM I'M GLAO TUST
IN THIS AREA THAT 1 KEEP MY KEEP
MIRKS?! j MONEY TALKING ■
UNbEPMY
MATTRESS.

OKAY'MADAMl
THERE'S NO
ONE IN SIGHT.
REALTY?

56
 LET THIS BE A LESSON!
n&BE THE CRIME IN THIS
COUNTPVISNT AS BAD
AS El/EK/ONE THINKS!

OFFICER *.Z VITHDREA)

MONEY FROM THE ATM
AROUND THE CORNER*.
AND WHEN I COT BACK,
MV CAR UAS STOLEN!

57
 ISN'T THIS FUN,
EVETl'Vt ALUA/S /tea-
LiANTEDTO TAKE
ONE OF THESE h
TOURS! ^

BY SJWWK KbUfiMORE X RICO

UH'OH! MAT'S THAT UP AHEAD!? . KEEP ON YOUR TOES, FOLKS...

IT IS.. XT'S... A BARRICADE !
. LOOKS LIKE HE'LL HAVE TO , LOOKOUT!A SNIPER'.
TAKE A DETOOR BY THAT THIRD FUOR., SECOND
UNFRIENDLY HOSTEL. MNDOU"

ITiS AN
AW. HtTTHE FLOOR
f) I XLtST KIDDING! DON'T (OORRY,
-i->y^-r-^JAHD GENTLEMEN... 06/H A)/N£>

58
59
 UB'UE 3Z1ST HIRED VOS I PATIENT*, VOS!.
AS PART OF OUR NEA) COE CALL THEM...
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION "PATIENTS*
DENTAL TRAINING

I'M SORRY, DOCTOR ! DON'T YOU SUPPORT okay, GOOD. I'LL HE MEANS
I REFUSE TO LET SOME AFFIRMATIVE ACTION . VUSt. GET THE 'PCIBR FORCEPS.
INEXPERIENCES INTERN MRS ANDERSON LET'S FLIER THING f?* COMMON
rr'SA
PRACTICE ON MY TEETH. BEGIN. THING. in'WA..
MISTAKE .

EVE! GET ME OUT OF
LOE'LC BE RIGHT BACH,
MRS ANDERSON... AND HERE! THAT GUY'S PART
OF AN AFFIRMATIVE
THEN \LISI CAN START CN
ACTION DENTAL
TOUR TEETH. __ „
TRAINING PROGRAM !!
NOO) PAY ATTENTION ,VUSI. JUST THINK OF THIS
AS YOUR CONTRIBUTION
THIS METAL THING IS
CALLED A" DRILL: CAN TO THE NED SOUTH
AFRICA.
YOU SAY THAT ? .SDRJLt
 AS I EXPLAINS AFTER ALL, IT'S THE
MRS ANPERSON, VUSt'S the LAUGHING I'LL
Mb!? MNP ??! OF COURSE NEiJ SOUTH AFRICA ... GAS HICKEO TURN ON
PART OF OCR PENTAL W TEETH ARE YOUR
HOT/' AFFIRMATIVE IN. v THE
TRAJNING PROGRAM* SO YOCke ACT/ON IS VERY TEETH! SC AHEAD VUSt - -
HIS FIRST REAL PATIENT. PRILL.
IMPORTANT>> PRILL AAA/...MAYBE YOU'LL “Strike
X HOPE YOU PONT M/NO. ••
STRIKE OIL'

61
 OUR GUEST TONIGHT FROM toH/DCES EVERY- ...i was going to
OVERSEAS...IS THE REVEREND ASK HOti YOU URE Oh.
TIMMY SAAGGAFT. ONE HAVE TO DREDGE Oh,...very
SOOTH AFRICA.
VMMV- I'D LIKE VO ASK UP THE PAST!.'SO I rice iH**k you.
you a guest/on ... SINNED UTM SORRY,

&/ SRANCK, H.tt£PVRE£ 'RICO.

TELL US, REVEREND... ...THE BIG GUY UPSTAIRS .you MEAN, IN CITHER UORDS. REVEREND, THE...UH, MADAMS.
LOW EXACTLY DID yOU TOLD ME THAT IF I TO HEAVEN 7 YOU'LL BE PREACHING TO
COMETD SOUTH AFRICA? PONT COME TO SOUTH EVERYONE IN SOUTH STOP •THIS LINE
AFRICA AND RAISE MO... BACK TO THE AFRICA -THE POLITICIANS. OF QUESTIONING,
TOO MILLION RAND. UNITED STATES. THE UNIONS, THE MAIDS. OR VM LEAVING!!
HE’S GOING TO CALL. THE MADAMS...
ME HOME.

OKAY... REVEREND... 10HAT

DO YOU THINK ABOUT SOUTH
AFRICAN SPORTS P
f
f
f
f1

62
 X LOVE THATSONG! ,„IF YOU'VE.
JUST-JOINED US, THIS 3
"RADIO MA&AMJ EVE 7,. BROAD-
CASVNG FROM OOR /H<£/5£ 7D
GREATER SOUTH AFRICA...

EVE AND TARE GONG . , hello.yowre ..BOB. YEAH! YOU! X HAVE MY OH...AND I SUPPOSE YOU
TO OPEN THE TELEPHONE- -CLICK: ON THE AIR I X UVE Hi B06! ONN RAD to STATION HAVE A REAL LICENSE ?!
LINES NOAH SO IF YOU ... HEUO? ( A FED GOT A AND YOU'RE ON MY
CLANT TO CHAT-HEY-
G/VE US A CALL!
COHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
BLOCKS
AiOAY.
problem4* FREQUENCY! GET OFF
THE AIR, YOU RADIO
PIRATES//
DELL,..NO, BUT X
NAS HERE FIRST !
I'VE ALREADY
\
BEEN BROAD¬
CASTING. FOR, ONE
Mole DEER!

-COCK.£ HEY—ALL OFYXJ GET OFF COAT A MINUTE .YOU SOUND KOOS7...DCNT YOU GtimiYoa
' THE AIR !J LIVE OVER ON FERN FAMILIAR! UHAT STATION tS THIS ? ALSO OAN THE should come ...THE
STREET...AND I'VE BEEN BROAD¬ FISH MARKET DOCON gy THE SHOP L FDUER
CASTING FOR 0/ER"TM>AND A THE STREET"? I'VE GUT SOME OF
HAUFUEEHS! LO/ELY FRESH RADIO.
~GUEN?! \ HADDOCKi
\S THAI YOU?

63
-IF YOU JUST TO/NED OS, -NOBODY'S CALLING.
This IS "RAt>IO MADAM ISN'T ANYONE Hi... L RADIO PIET."
X EVE... BROADCASTING LISTENING TDHAJARE THIS IS IF YOU'VE
ILLEGALLY FROM OUR THEY ALL DOING "RADIO IUST JOINED
HOUSE! (OE'VB OPENED UP OUT THERE Pi
THE TELEPHONE LINES. BOB." THIS US...
SO IF YOU AlANT TO CHAT, \

HU THIS IS YOUR NECJ , Z CLICK' ...UH, MARGE... REMEMBER,FOLKS! YOU

LOCAL RADIO STATION. Hello? hello,glen? YOU'RE HEARD IT HERE FIRST ON
"RADIO MADAM £ EVE". , IT'S MARGE. ON THE AIR.
f- tAM
"RADIO MADAM 4 EVE''.'!
GIVE US A CALC ! OUR \ ...GUESS LHAT?!
TELEPHONE LINE IS NOLI \ I JUST HAD Ml/ ...I'M ON
THE.
RADIO?!!!

...THIS IS "RADIO MADAM

Jt EVE 7 NON LET'S
CHECK OUT THE LEATHER
IN "MADAM*EVE LAND'!..

64
THIS 15 "RADIO MAD/HSEVE* AND NOti,THE TRAFFIC
NOU LET'S CO TO EVE, REPORT; THERE'S A BLOCKED ~.AND THAT'S THE ... ME'l/E JUST GOT
OUR ROUI NO REPORTER ORAN TVO STREETS OVER. LOCAL TRAFFIC SITUATION 1 TO GET A BIGGER
MTH THE LATEST TRAFFIC SO LATCH THOSE PUDDLES ! BACK to -you MADAM1 TRANSMITTER...
UPDATE ...EVE? ON FERN STREET, AVOID THE
RIDS PLATING CRICKET...
AND, CROWDED CONDITIONS
PERSIST AT THE
CORNER CAFE , DUE TO
LOTS OF PARKED CARS.

THANKS,MADAM. I'M X BET YOU'RE LUCK/ A TRAGEDYNARROWLY

..THIS IS *RADIO MADAM AVOIDED.--THIS IS
2 EX/E*I AND NOM, LET'S STANDING NEXT TO TO BE ALIVE , RIGHT,
•FLUFFY-A NEIGHBOUR'S FLUFFY? EVE SlStlLU FOR „
GO LIVE TO EVE SISULU "MADAM XEVE NEKS."
FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE , DOG-DUO. MINUTES
REPORT ON LOCAL NEIOS' AGO, DAS ALMOST RUN I - 6Joof! BACK TO YOU, MADAM.
...EVE ? OVER BY A PASSING CAR. COOof!
 QXX> MRN-NING THIS IS SUINGIN'
EV£ SISULU, READ/ *-&&&*#*
_ northern TO GETPOUN'GET
FUNKY ANb GET
^
*
... NW5S-
VESHOUCP
GROOVING AJITH TOMBS UPDATE THE
togetycumocvin'/ PlAYUST-

66
WELCOME TO SPEAK OUT' MAT?/ARE YOU CRAZY*
ON"RADIO MADAM 8 EVE "I THEY EARN LOTS OF
OUR TOPIC TODAY IS MONEY l
'DOMESTIC WORKERS * ' THEV
DO NOT '

XT'S A CLOUDY DAY.. {domestic Workers'

SO HERE'S EVESISULU CASTOFF THE CHAINS
4JfTH OUR VERNACULAR OF OPPRESSION ! WE 'VE
WEATHER REPORT. BEEN UNPERPAJD FOR
- EVE? FAR TOO LONG ')>

67
 IT'S THE LATEST IN HOME ...YOU HI L MYSTICAL MIKE ,
SECURITY, EVE ! A SANGOMA ACTUALLY "SANGOMA TO THE STARS
CASTS A Protective CALLED) A LET'S GET TO YJCRK'
SPELL IN YOUR LOUNGE... COORD SANGOMA#
GETS AROUND... AND YOU'RE
NEVER BURGLED!

Bf SFmasKum^e & 'Rico.

LET'S SEE... k)CAH( not so RIGHT. FOR 500 BUCKS. YOU CAN GET ISO BUCKS?/ DELL, :'SICH'...okay...
COILL THIS BE FAST, MYSTICAL THE STANDARD SPELL...OR, FOR DON'T THERE'S THE ' STAND BACK.
CASH OR MIKE! HOD MUCH ISO BOCKS , THE "DELUXE LONG - YOU HAVE 'BUDGET
CREDIT CARD? COILL THIS COST ?' LIFE HOME PROTECTION RITUAL", THAT ANYTHING SPELL" FOR
COMES MTH A COMPLIMENTARY CHEAPER? ZOO BUCKS.
EARNING STICKER FOR YOUR GATE
OR COALL.

THAT'S IT?/ THAT'S FOR TM> HUNDRED BUCKS I

I FAY ZOO BUCKS COHYCOE SHOULD AT LEAST SEE SOME
ANDALLYOU DO CALL DANCING, CHANTING AND
IS shoutout FT THE BONE -THRONING 11
"BURGLARS "BUDGET
BE GONE1'IP SPELL." X HATE HOUSECALLS.

68
 /15MN6 LOM, n
Sto&X CHARIOT n
— G!()IN£ 70 CARRY U

gy s.Fmas,kmMR£Z mco
MR. MANDELA...HOA) DOES IT X UNDERSTAND YES fT IS.
FEELTO BE BACK AT YOUR THIS IS THE VERY X COLIUD
prison for this tremendous LIMESTONE POSE UtTH A
Photo cppcrtuntty? GHARRY WERE SLEDGE-
YXUOORKED. HAMMER IF

X CAN'T TELL YOU ...AND SENT TO

H04J MANY TIMES BED DTTHOCST
X(OAS IMPRISONED SUPPER TOC'
HERE UNJUSTLY YOU MUST WE
BY MY PARENTS. SUFFERED

\Y
TERRIBLY, SIR.

69
...Tl'M HAVING TROUBLE AFFIRMATIVE action ...
AtAFTING TOTHE ...A NED GOVERNMENT.^ ...YOU CAN SAY
NEH SOUTH AFRICA, A NED CONSTITUTION THAT AGAIN/
DOCTOR.

\ ...GO OH

MRS ANDERSON... YOUR ...YOU'RE A TRAINED

REGULAR DOCTOR IS ON psychiatrist/ the Colour ... COMMON
Holiday, are you sure OF YOUR SKIN DOESN'T ...I MEAN MISTAKE.
YOU'RE NOT UNCOMFORT¬ matter to me at all l DR.MA3UZA. I
ABLE BEING TREATED rr DIDN'T EDEN CROSS
BY ME? N MY MIND/

... MAYBEI AM A LITTLE IT'S QUITE SORRY. GODOCON

NERVOUS ABOUT THIS, Alright. ..GOULD I THE HALL
DR BLACK. THAT'S LHAT HE USE THE BE MY AND TURN
PSYCHIATRISTS I0ASHRDOM GUEST LJHITE.
CALL A BEFORE
■FREUDIAN, HE START?

70
BEFORE ME CONTINUE-. FCM CAN X TRUST A Yes! wax's that THAT MAS MY
I'M SENSING. A LACK OF PSYCHIATRIST MHO OVER ON YOUR LUNCH.
TRUST ON MOUR FART, "ROUSTHE BONES" DESK vr KENTUCKY
MRS. ANDERSON. TO HAKE A FRIED CHICKEN.
DIAGNOSIS'.
okay/!
you're right!
Z ADMIT ITU

PR. MABU2A... YOU'RE ME ONLY USE THE MOST

SURE YOU PONT "ROLL MODERN OF METHODS...
THE BONES * TO MAKE HYPNOSIS...EXPERIMENTAL
A DIAGNOSIS'? DRUGS...YEARS AND
YEARS OF EXPENSIVE
I'M A THERAPY...
PSYCHIATRIST
HRS. ANDERSON.

71
SHOULD X SORRY. T'M X CAN'T HELP ...MOULD YOU MIND
SCHEDULE. BOOKED IT. THESE CAYS IF I TAKE IT ?
ANOTHER SOLID EVERYBODY ME'RE CLOSE TO A
SESSION FOR THREE RANTS TO BE BREAKTHROUGH.
FOR NEXT MONTHS. TREATED BY A
MEEK? I BLACK PSYCHIATRIST.
/

SURELY I'LL TRY, FOO'S STILL HOLDING , .YOU ve GOT NELSON AT

YOU MRS. ANDERSON DOCTOR. HE SAYS HE'S THREE O'CLOCK AND ...YOU SEETHE
CAN FIT ...BUT BLACK GETTING MORE DEPRESSED. MNNIE AT FOUR. PRESSURE I'M
ME IN PSYCHIATRISTS UNDER?
SOMETIME, ARE VERY tim?! YOU
DOCTOR. FASHIONABLE SCHEDULED THEM
BACKUP BACK/?

I APOLOGISE FOR V0S5( SORRY,

THE INTERRUPTION. I'M WITH DOCTOR. I BETTER TAKE IT.
MRS. ANDERSON. PLEASE A , MINNIE'S ON THIS COULD AFFECT
CONTINUE. YXJ SAID PATIENT!' LINE THREE. THE (OHOLE COUNTRY.
YOU'VE BEEN FEELING C SHE SAYS
\ SHE'S OUT OF
MEDICATION,

72
5O, DOCTOR, AREYDU ...you DOOLDN'T SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
I TAKE \30KING ?/ beueve how many DOCTOR, BCJT THE ENTIRE
IT THE IT'S THREE POLITICIANS APE democratic party IS
PSYCHIATRY MONTHS BEKAE SEEKING PROFESSIONAL ON LINE THREE.
BUSINESS THE ELECTION. HELP!
IS THIS IS My
BOOMING. BUSIEST

SORRY I'M SO BUSY, EVERYONE WANTS TO CHIEF BVTHELEZl'S AU.MGHTER?/

MRS. ANDERSON. XT'S SEE. HE BECAUSE IT'S HERE FOR HIS YOU'RE GOING
NOT EASY BEING A FASHIONABLE AMO ALL-NIGHTER DOCTOR. TO LISTEN TO J ...HE'S
BLACK PSYCHIATRIST. POLITICALLY CORRECT. CHIEF, BUYING
BLMELEZi'S ME A
PROBLEMS FOR TET.
AN ENTIRE
NIGHT1?

73
 AND NOD, IT'S TINE FOR the: ...tom THE
ANC MISS SOOTH AFKICA TOKYO sexnale dancers!
..THE ANC YOUTH
LEAGUE JUGGLERS !
... AND SPECIAL GUEST
appearance ey .
Me/ <r*.i A 'I

BySFGWCIS, HW6MCZE 21 ftCo.

... ANDNOiO, LAbiESANO UlHATANE/CIT/NG IT'S THAT'S RIGHT.MNNIE. THE NEA) MISS
gentlemen ... PLEASE COELCONE NIGHT! YOU CAN ALMOST STRICTLY THE NEM) MSS AND HOLD SOUTH AFRICA MILL CAN
YOUR HOSTS MINNIE MANDELA FEEL THE ELECTRICITY! ONE -JUDGE. SOUTH AFRICA MCL BE ABOUT A CASH AldARP Of
AND PETER MOKABA M FIGHT, PETER? ONE „ JUDGED ON THOSE SQOOO FINANCIAL RANDS,
BALLOT, 4 PERSONALITY. POISE PRIZES, A SEAT ON THE
FIGHT, \ AND FtX-ITKCAL , PETERV. NATIONAL ASSEMBLY AND
PETER ? \ CORRECTNESS!

AND HERE just HI! I'M MISS , AlHCKH! TtXJGH BREAK! SHE'LL RIGHT PETEF-- MHATA, AND KELL BE
CCME OUR LOOK AT KATLEHONG ! MISS PARHHURST HAS NEI/ER AND BELIEVE SHAME! RIGHT BACU
FIFTY THEM TRIPPED AND FALLEN!! MAKE THE ME, IT'S NOT AND SHE CJOhMORECF
BEAUTIFUL SEMI- EAjSY TO LJAS OUR THE MISS
Contestants'
TON!-TOY!
ACROSS ,
THE STAGE!
aH/’WS. SHE'S GOT TO
LOSE POINTS FOR
FINALS
NODI
TOyi-TOYI/N
A BATHING
ONLY
/WHITE
SOUTH AFRICA
PAAFANT
THAT ONE ,PETER!
5K"”1*
Sm*
Swh?(
SlBMPf
i

74
 let me get this ••IN THE- PRIVACY
STRAIGHT. FOR TEN OF YOUR CAjN
^AND YOU CAN HAKE HOME.
ME POLITICALLY
CORRECT?,

BECOME.
POLITICALLY COK&CT
ONLY RIO*2

PONT LAUGH, MA&EM BUT MCA), THANKS TO My THAT'S RIGHT'~

USOALC/, IT TAKES REJOLtrtTONARV NBA) METHOD, GUARANTEED TO
YEARS TO ATTAIN YOU TOO , CAN BECOME SECONDS? MAKE YOU POLITICALLY
TRUE POtmCAL FOLWCAU.W CORRECT /N A CORRECT—OR YOUR
CORRECTNESS... MATTER OF SECONDS- MONEY BACK/

I KNEUT
SHOULD'VE.
CHARGES
TWENTY.

: Become
fOLnicAiiycop.
r OHimop

75
THa ANSWER THE ANSWER IS...NO...
IS.-YES... TEN HAND PLEASE..
TEN RAND PLEASE

VO XU HONESTLY THINK
I SHOULD PAf you
HONEY FOR ANSWERING ...YOUOtiE
A SIMPLE GCJ&STkON?.* ME TEN RAND.

SHOULD
X PAY MY
MAID MORE
HONEY
EACH MONTH?

76
 Here's Aty money.
THIS better BE GOOD. .OJELL?!
THATUAS
YXJR LESSON.
mr?/x HE/.~ ONE.
LESSON
(XAY-tiHAT'S "SHARING AJ4WT MY AT A
n/lesson* YOUR MONEY BACK.I TINE!
ttEALTH.* THIS IS A
RIP-OFF!

. Political
CORRECTNESS
POLITICAL : POLITICAL
LESSONS
Corrects CORRECTN
Only RI0—
lessons LESSONS

THERE'S A LOT YXJ'UE um&i

GOT TO LEARN ABOUT BOERE- XT'S NOD X rM
POLWCAL CORRECTNESS, MORS. CALLED DEFINITELY
MADAM. 1 MENSEDORS". EMIGRATING.

77
 s: UHAJCWME.
(JHAT'LL 0O?UE'U
ne 3USTHAVE.TO
POf UAtTtTOUT
tmiLTHE(X(TEF£
COMB UP WITH
SOMETHING
FUNNY'
/

flfCT/A

78
 THIS IS THAT'S
BORING/IF RIGHT! AT
ONLY UE HAD LEAST
something Give as
TO DO Ik SOMETHING
SOMETHING TO READ!
TO READ...

79
 LOOK, EVE. RIGHT, OF COURSE. vll check
IT'S BECOME MADAM'. THEMAtffliZEVBrARyH lOE'LL IF THERE'S
almost ...WHAT'S EVE! YOU'RE A NEED A ONE IN
FASHIONABLE NEXT... GENIUS! manifesto. THE KITCHEN.
TO START uTHE
YOUR CON MADAM
political \ZEVE ,
ORGANISATION'. PASTY?'

£
■feg 1 gTLa
©

EKE..THIS ISA GREAT ZUST A GOOD. AND

IDEA... FORMING THE MOMENT. "..madams eve... .. w KEEP SIGNING.
"MADAM 8 EKE * THAT'S FOR FAIR, HONEST catchy. were still
POLITICAL PARTY' OUR AND TRUSTWORTHY , SHORT FIVE
MANIFESTO? GOVERNMENT...* / HONORED
SIGNATURES.

HEXTU Kim HERE'. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SEE EVE? THE MADAM

ARE NOW AN OFFICIALLY 2 EVE PARTY IS NCW AN HEXt! NUMBERS 3? and
NUMBER r HERE'S OUR
38! CHEQUE AND ALL REGISTERED NEW IMPORTANT PART OF THE 40/ -THE *DANCES AHTH
THE SIGNATURES POLITICAL PARTY ELECTORAL PROCESS. A (OOLUeS PARTY*ANO THE
SUPPORTING THE APPEARING ON THE VIABLE POLITICAL ORGAN!- £ TELO/ FUN QUIZ PARTY'
'MADAM 8 EKE SAT ION PLACING A KEY -
PARTY'* POLE IN OOR COUNTRY'S
FUTURE'

80
I'M GIVEN ANDERSON, YOU'D THINK MORE
CO- FOUNDER OF THE ib just aue to REPORTERS WOULD BE
MADAM X EVE FAf^TY... SAY THAT I EXPECTED INTERESTED IN COVERING
AND I'D UUE1D WELCOME A BIGGER TURNOUT... AN EXCITING NEW
EVERYONE TO OUR FIRST POLITICAL PARTY- -INSTEAD
PRESS CONFERENCE. OF JUST ONE L/MVERSITY
NEWSPAPER!

DOES THIS COUNTRY REALCf HOD'S YOUR UNIVERSITY

..AND FINALLY, ME FEEL ALLOWANCE THESE-
THAT THE MACAW <5 ANY QUESTIONS T NEED ANOTHER NEK)
PARTY CAN MAKE A POLITICAL PARTY? DO YOU
DIFFERENCE IN THE HI, MOM. HONESTLY BELIEVE THE
HEM SOUTH AFRICA ■ ERIC ANDERSON, VOTING PUBLIC CAN BE
UNIVERSITY PRESS. SO ENSILY MANIPULATED?
THANK YOU-
I M/ QUESTIONS IS THIS.

81
 Goot> evening.. Many new political organisations ..THE
Have LITERALLY SPRUNG up overnight, hoping MAOAMJeue
TO PLAY A HEY ROLE IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION. PARTY.
NOCO. LET'S MEET ONE OF THESE NEE) ORGANISATIONS
DESPERATELY SEEKING Youp VOTE...

BYS.F&mS, MXJSMCfB, £ “RICO. J i'iiiiiii»i"‘»'* !‘v>i

MADAM.-EVE... THE PEOPLE ARE TIRED mo ON ROBBEN ISLAND. AND WHO DO YOU COUNT MAT NOT YET. BIST COE'RE
COHY DID YOU DECIDE Of LYING POLITICIANS! THEY COHERE COE SPENT YEARS among Your supporters ? ABOUT THINKING OF HIRING A
TO FORM A NEW) {CANT SOMEONE THEY CAN DID YOU THERE DURING THE MEN? SEXY FEMALE CAMPAIGN
POLITICAL PARTY f TRUST... SOMEONE WITH 1200 STRUGGLE'. / ft's sfje
FIRST COE'RE COUNTING on
MEET? THE MAID'S VOTE.
THE MADAM'S VOTE.
THE BLACK VOTE.
THE COHTTE VOTE.
THE FEMINIST VOTE.

OOPS. MADAM.■■EVE- NOT TRUE. WATT A , ' And we'll be EVE !! COME
THERE GO SOME CRWCS COHO DO YOU MINUTE ‘ WELL. WE BIGHT BACK WITH BACK!'
the OF YOUR PARTY THINK YOU DON'T LIKE A CLOSING MESSAGE COE'RE NOT
FEMINISTS. MIGHT SAY YOU abolished ABOLISHED TO BRAG... FROM THE MADAM FINISHEDff
HAVE NO APARTHEIDS APARTHEID?/ 3 EVE PARTY.
POLITICAL
EXPERIENCE.-

82
 YBSyoa!! ITS ABOOT NOV LISTEN CAREFULLY’
time, you started EVERY TIME THE TELEPHONE
ACTING like A RINGS. YOU ANStER IT FIRST!
PROPER MA»D AROUND IF IT'S AN IMPORTANT CALL, '
HERE!'. THEN BRING ME TO THE
PHONE. ,-
2*

,THATS incredible! You're sorb you're not HOLD ON A SECOND.

MAKING ALL THIS UP 7! MADAM AANTS TO TALK
TO >££/.

I SAID
(3WEME
TUB
TBLB-
PHONE!!

83
 MAPAM 4 EVE PRESENTS

ZACKAHOTHE
BEANSTALK
A SOUTH AFRICAN
FAIRY TALE.

gy sfma$ h. wmorng *r\gq.

84
 Hi 'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION l
iT IS YOUR MACm MOST

I UOULON'T mood. that does

&JE...YQUR -TURN—AND HERE £ SHE'S NEWER BEEN IN IT! YOU'RE
YOUR QUESTION ■ "CAN MA&AM THE KITCHEN. FIREPl
COCK?"

YOU CAN'T
FIRE ME!
I QUIT! ^

85
 WES, MADAM ■ X 'M MASHING
THE DISHES NOD-

S/CFFWaS, H.tXJGMOREX 'RICO-

(listen iz> this' you count (AND SHE CALLS ME

BELIEVE MHAT MY MADAM ALL THE TIME — EVEN . -FIN<S ,
DIO. SHE GAVE ME MY SOON FROM THE NEXT ROOM !}■
- FlN<S-
cellular telephone />

...YES,MADAM. A
HELLO HELLO HELLO <X TH/AIK CUP OF TEA ...AND ONE
MADAM'? MADAM? MADAMS IT'S MINE.) LEMON MERINGUE
BISCUIT. J'LL BE RIGHT

86
 tiE'RE TOKCCOSHEC f
VOO KNC>(0 (OHXT (OE
(OANT! (OE COANT TO
CARRY SOME&OCY AtOAY
IN TH£ MtOOLE OF THE.
NICHT. SOMEONE (OHO
CJILL NEVER BE SEEN OR
HEAPP OF AGAIN!

0KAYGOYS! matcxdxxj
LET'S SET TELL THEM?
OUT OF HERE'. tefscoi
J / Huwupi

87
Z'UE AUJAYS SUSPECTED
THATWHENEVER I LEAVE SumW.mv B\mm tc W NICE TRY!
Bar it's
NOT MY
THE HOUSE YOU INVITE YOUR
FRIENpS OVER AMD HAVE HAPPY BIRTHCW TO YOCUsi BIRTHDAY.
A PARTY//
tm HAMM..

<§>

...AND CHRISTMAS /iDtfIT IT; El/E. I FINALLY

jJEttlSHYOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS!
to (OISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS'
VCCJ... J1 -f3
IS EIGHT MONTHS CAUGHT YOU! IT FOR SHF'S A JOCty COOt> &
TOOK ME A WHILE . BUT
MM!! J FINALLY DID IT// FFUOCO! FOR SHF'S A 30UY
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ?!

88
 OH ,3£>HN...S£/V THOUGH I ST He
COVE YOU, THE L/UEP l)\TH A
TERRIBLE SECRET ALL THESE
YEARS! AYP THAT SECRET IS ...

By s.FfrNos, Rtxmms Rico

£^. / I'M TRYING TO RAICH MY ...THE PLASTIC SURGERY MAY

SOAP-OPERA! POYtX/ HAVE TO FOOL SOME PEOPLE, BUT X
VACUUM N06J/Y |- KNOCO You'Re HOT MY HALF-
OH. SORT/, BROTHER.' YOUR REAL SAME IS,...
MADAM.

89
 WHAT'S AN EXPERIMENT, EVE. TO TRULY UNDER ¬ ...IN VO ME A FAVOUR. PLUG
GOING STAND THE FLIGHT OF THE HOMELESS. I YOUR OWN IN THE EXTENSION CORD.
ON, WANT TO BE A SQUATTER! TO SPENT? ONE BACK¬ T WAMT TO SEE IF THE
MMWI? NIGHT AMAY FEPH CIVILISATION - -EXPOSED YARD?. ELECTRIC BLANKET WORKS.
TO THE ELEMENTS— WITHOUT SECURITY
OR CREATURE COMFORTS' __

5y S.FmKtt, HW6MOREX R\CO.

I'M SEROUS GLAD YOU (YE BROUGHT EXTRA OKAL.SO

ABOUT THIS. hi everyone! COULD MAKE CARDBOARD-THIS MAYBE I INVITED
EUEORIC EVE. AWARE¬
RM^Tf! NESS OF THE
HOMELESS IS
Qm BACK HERE' IT! SET UP
ANYWHERE'.
SOlUATTER PARTY "IS
A SMASHING IDEA {
A FEW FRENDS
OVER TO SHARE
THE AWARENESS.
EXTREMELY,
■important'

MADAM'. YOU'VE TURNED THIS YOU CAN'T LEAVE1.

INTO A TRENW LIBERAL EVENT l ATTENTION EVERYONE!/ THAT'S T! WHO’S GOING TO
BEING HOMELESS ISN'T LIKE AFTER outs BRAAt, ELECTRIC. I'M SERVE THE
CAMPING OUT COTTH FRIENDS IN HEATERS AND TV-SETS MUST BE OUTTA HOT CHOCOLATE
YOUR BACKYARD!! HERE'. And
WHERE'S THE SUFFERING? MARSHMELLOWS?
WHERE'S THE SACRIFICE ?{

90
 AND I'LL BE STOPPING LoORK AND CAN I ALSO HAVE A LARGE
A LITTLE EARLY TOO AY, OAGE INCREASE AND ADDITIONAL
IF THAT'S OKAY. PAID LEAVE P
FINE. 5URE.N0 PROBLEM.

x hate it dhen she

HAS HER COFFEE
BEFORE X DO.

91
 hA&W--MHAr bees
lfPEEA VO‘'MEAN?

Done something
BEFORE.

BY^Fmas, H.txmmz "Rico.

AND LISTEN TO THIS! ...AND X PROMISE NOT TO BE
EVERY TIME ONE OF SO SELF-CENTERED AND
US BREAKS OUR EGOTISTICAL... STARTING NOW!
RESOLUTION ME HAVE
TO RAY A FINE OF
TEN RAND.

92
93
 WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AMD ALL THROUGH THE STATE... __
FATHER CHRISTMAS FLED /MAS THE (9
HOUR GRECO LATE... __

HE DECIDED TO VISIT THE CITY

OF GOLD...
AND SEE FOR HIMSELF
&smvcis,H-txmxE£ rico THE NED AMD THE OLD...

CfJEMT TO CAPE TOCJN AND (OHAT HE SAV MADE HIM HAPPY,

DURBAN...PPETORATOO, BUT BEFORE HE COULD LEAUE,
HE EDEN ZOOMED OVER, HEPEC/DED TO VISIT...
THE PLAINS OF KAROO. YES, MADAMS BIB.

..AND THEY HEARD

"THIS COUNTRY IS CHANGING,
I MUST SAY I'M GLAD...
MATTER OF FACT, DOES IT
SNCLO HERE? NEVER/ HIM REPEAT MERRY CHRISTMAS JO ALL -
GOT A LONG CdAY TO GO, BUT FORGET THE NORTH POLE- EVERY PAY, EVERY NIGHT.. ANOTOAU A 6000NIGHT'
THINGS AREN'T SO BAIT. * X COULD STAY HERE
FOREVER!!

94
 EVE--faE'VE GOT TO DE NEED MEDIA IN A FEAJ MINUTES DB'RE ALMOST OVER
LAUNCH THE MACAMZ EVE COVERAGE! A POLITICAL JOURNALISTS ALL OVER. TOBURG. DON'T FORGET
PARTY titTH CREDIBILITY, PARTY DEPENDS On IT < THE COUNTRY OfU LEARN TO FULL THE RIPCORD. /
AUTHORITY AMO integrity!

Awm~
THAT THE MADAMS EVE
PARTY /£ A SERIOUS
POLITICAL ORGANISATION,
NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! l
4
\ ^ i \
-X
SlDi
Wr V

1 SEBh

^nlVwWu.
©
r (it

la&esand gentlemen of MADAM Z EVE HAVE MADAM 2 EVE HAVE

THE PRESS--THANK YOU SUBSTANCE / THEY Authority, integrity FIGHT ABOVE YOU.
FOR COMING TO THE. FOCUS ON REAL. ISSUES! ANO CREDIBILITY > NATCH OUT FOR THEIR
OFFICIAL LAUNCH OF WE NO SUCK ANSWERS OR DAY-GLO PARACHUTES <
MADAM ZEVE PARTY'f POLITICAL GIMMICKS!
AST SAID, LADES AND
GENTieHENOF THE FP-ESS,
THE MADAM X EVE
POOTTCAC PARTY IS A
TARTY MTH INTEGRITY-

mm
HELLO? X COANT TO SPEAK.
TO MFL MANDELA ft EASE. rHenmHx&iefmY!! FURTHERMORE ,X„. THEY'RE
THIS IS GtOEM ANDERSON HE DEMAND THAT SCAPED OF
OF THE MADAM 2 EVE HP. MANDELA AND MR.
PARTY. DE KLERK DEBATE OS
BEFORE A LIVE TV
AUDIENCE1 r

96
MY MOTHER CALLED CAM YOU right'
YESTERDAY. SHE AAMTS BEL/everr? KNOWING
TO COME HERE AMP AS IF MY HER, SHE'D
(OORK FOR THE MADAMS MOTHER PROBABLY
EVE PARTY. Mould come UAMTTD
all-mew BE COR
FROM CAMPAIGN
England/ MANAGER!
I

Mother anperscn-all MADAM TOO> ME YOU

THE NAT FROM ENGLAND / MIGHT SURPRISE US!
XT'S GOODTOSEE YOU LOCK (OOMDERRJL !
'it<l AGAIN'

97
 HOM-YOUAND EVE GET
RE-AOUAINTED. T'H SURE
YOU TWO HAVE A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT SINCE

BUT MOM - - you uvein YES. AND THAT'S IT. EVE!!

ENGLAND.'( YOG DON'T „ SOHO'S THIS I'M COMEBACK1.
KNOtO ENOUGH ABOUT SOOTH PE KLERK." COMMUNIST... OUTTA I CAN'T
AFRICAN POLITICS TO BE 1 5CE HERE. VO THIS
OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 1 SLOLOBOAT? ALONE."

I NO PROBLEM! ALL Z
NEED IS A CRASH

Hi
\ COURSE.'-.TELL HE 1
ABOUT MANUEL A. 4
8
fi
fj
1<a
l ^^2 SI JUui=- Lr-inr^r_

WELCOME '10 SOUTH AFRICA 1JUST PLEASE.

MOTHER ANDERSON.
HERE, LETHE TAKE
AWAIT ISA IP 1ST SO.'!
TO I'M FINE, ALONG
YOUR bag. HELP. THANKSJ
\,
Stop! &3.
fe* \ thiefa =
PjK

fp*$

98
 IVDAM... SOMEBODY
SHOULD TELL THIS GUY
HE DOESN'T HAVE A
GOVERNMENT ANY MORE.

3UST MY CABINET RI6HT!that does A)HAT!?thi&

members:they’/re IT/ EVERYONE IS TREASON! NO MAY, SIR.
BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
IGNORE THEM.
oar of my
House"
roacz- WE'RE STAYING
IN THE
ARR&ST BATHROOM.
THESE
WOMEN!!

l-LtkJf

99
 HERE'S YOUR BREAKFAST, THAT'S OKAY.
MOTHER ANDERSON. IF X BROUGHT A
YOU RANT ANYTHING. SERVANT'S
JUST CUE ME. BELL FROM
ENGLAND.

hCN\”I'M GLA& YOU YOU HAVE Corong! YES! AMO

CAME TO VISIT... BUT NO X IF HE'D
YOU CANT BE THE EXPERIENCE CAMPAIGNED LISTENED
CAMPAIGN MANAGE* IN FOR TO HE .HE'D
FOR THE MADAM X EVE POUT ICS’ UINSTCN STILL BE
FAST/1 , c CHURCHILL IN OFFICE
IN IKS'

Vd \
w/
G
CMON.EVE! LET MY (JHAT--DOI HAVE TO ..TldC HUNDRED AND
MOTHER BE OUR CAMPAIGN PAY YOU TOALLOLO TUENTY..TAO HUNDRED
MANAGER.' AHAT DO YJE hY OCON MOTHER TO AND FORTY...TUO
HAVE TO LOSE? WORK FOR US?' HUNDRED AND SIXTY...
.BESIDES THE
ELECTION f (

■"5
ft-
«
9
I CANT BELIEVE X HAD ~DHO'£ THAT ATTRACTIVE ... FOUR HUNDRED AND
TO PAY FOUR IOHITE MAN UCTH THE TWENTY... FOUR
HUNDRED RAND TO LET BEARD AND KHAKI HUNDRED ANDTHBZTY...
MY OCVN MOTHER BE UNIFORM ? HE SEEMS POUR HUNDRED
OUR, CAMPAIGN VERY NICE. AND SIXTY...
MANAGER. \

IF I'M GOING 70 BE
YOUR CAMPAIGN GUST SPEAK CCEAJRLV TAPE NUMBER ONE -
MANAGER, I NEED TO AND SLOCOLY INTO THE * EVERYTHING YOU GO AHEAD.
KMXJ MORE ABOUT THE TAPE RECORDER. ALLAYS WANTED TO LOE'RE
VOTING PUBLIC-.THEIR ...READY-? KNOD ABOUT BLACK ROLLING.
NEEDS ..THEIR DREAMS - PEOPLE?
AND THEIR HOPES. READY.

101
 XT'S ALRIGHT, XT's A PLEASURE. Hello... Hov
HBre~lu MTfzojCE bOH'T KILL HE ! MOTHER ANDERSON.THIS EYE—YOU AKZVOU? I
'xx/...Morm?AweRsc>H? IS SOL . HE'S MY TRANSLATE.
I'M FROM Boyfriend. AM...F/A/£/
EN&ANP!!

(look.shoulvnt ue tell
0"HELLO. HOD ARE YOU? HER X SPEAR ENGLISH?}
XAMPNE/>
FiW FAF ^^Y-> (DECAN.BlTTtT
TALES ALL THE
AWAY... V FUN our of rr>

102
 ...DIDN'T X
6JRITE TO YOU
ABOUT THIS ?

YOUR OK>N SON SETS

INVOLVED IN A MULTI-RACIAL
RELATIONSHIP/ THINK OF
ALL THE VOTES YOU'LL

103
 6JHAT?! XT HAS HER BESIDES...X PAID EVE £1/5/MAKEUP'
YOUR XDEAlSHE Fifty bucks To <30 YOU'RE MISSING S
MOTHER RANTED TO 10ITHHER. THEY'RE ALL THE ,
(OENTTO SEE A REAL PROBABLY HAVING A BLACK PEOPLE!
SOWETO n SOUTH AFRICAN GREAT TIME.

1 CAN'T BELIEVE <EXCUSE ME —YOG

MOTHER ANDERSON COT HAVEN'T SEEN AN
OFFTHETOORRUS/N EIGHTY-YEAR-OLD UNITE
SQHETO. I'LL NEVER (OOMAN FROM ENGLAND
FIND HER! o IN THE TDDNSHIP HAVE
Youry

104
HOH COULD XT'S SHE COULDN'T A SHEBEEN?/
You DO THIS, NOT MY HAVE GONE FAR. ARE YOU C.RAZYTT
euEffHou FAULT, LET'S TRY MY MOTHER UOULD
COULD you MADAM'. THIS SHEBEEN. NEVER GO INTO AN ,
Lose MY SHE GOT ZCLEGAL SHEBEEN /
OUN MOTHER OFF-me
INSONETO? TOUR BUS.
/ /\ ’
1 *1

Cw> -•

3UST...JTS NOT EVERY

DA/THAT 6JE SEE AN
EIGHTY YEAR OLD NHtTE
NOMAN FROM ENGLAND
IN THIS SHEBEEN.

—ihys&X-

105
and, IN other neus,
PRE-ELECTION HYSTERIA ...CAN 'AXJBELIEVE
HAS GRIPPED THE COUNTRY. HOCO PARANOID
FEARING RIOTS AND EVERYONE'S GETTING T
DISRUPTION OF SERVICES,
SOUTH AFRICANS ARE
STOCKING UP ON TINNED
GOODS AND CANDLES...

MiEN THE RIOTS START IN

THIS COUNTRY, (AE't-L BE
ABLE TO BARRICADE
OURSELVES IN THE
BASEMENT, LIGHT
CANDLES. AND EAT BEANS
FOR THREE MONTHS.

\
 1 kneoo\t! THE SIEGE OF THE
54T7Z5-
LIGHT-
THEY COT THE SOUTH AFRICA BULB STAHONS!
rOtOER SaPPLifl HAS BEGUN!! BLEU
COE'RE , BREAKOUT THE
OUT! All HANDS
DOOMED! CAMPLES AND ON deck;
THE TINNED
FOODS!!

X THINK IT C'MON MOM' IT'S SHOUT ALL YOU

WAS GOME KINO WANT.' I’M NOT
OF FOOD. MBILETUSINH OPENING THIS
.'YOGHURT?" OOOR UNTIL X
HEAR THE
CORRECT
PASSiOORt>!

107
 MADAM,
MAT'S WONG
MTHYOUR
mother?

BYSF&WS, H.DU6M0RE2 RIC&

IN A SOUTH AFRICA IS
SUPER- , A CANCEROUS
MARKET?? PLACE!
~1C
SHHH! LOOK OUER
1THERE/ ON TOP OF
MELS Four...by the
FROZEN PEAS /
mV

t y •'/c~\

108
 ...AND, 6JITH THE ELECTION FAST APPROACHING.
MANDELA.DE KLERK ANDBUTHELE2I HAVE
AGREED TO ANOTHER LAST RESORT EMERGENCY
MEETING THIS MEEK... ALTHOUGH THE LOCATION
OF THE SUMMIT IS A
CLOSELY GUARDED
SECRET.

& SF&mS, WX&tXEX Rico,

GENTLEMEN. DRIVING NOE) THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, OKA/~H£R£ tiE GO-

WELCOME TO AROUND THE I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND DEUCES ARE L)ICD, JACKS
THIS HISTORIC BLOCK. HE YOU THAT THE FUTURE OF OR BETTER TO OPEN l READ 'EM
MEETING... CANT DECIDE SOUTH AFRICA DEPENDS AND UEEP, GENTLEMEN.
UH, NHERE'S UHERETO OH TONIGHT'S OUTCOME.
CHIEF PARK.
BUTHELEZI?

...I'LL SEB YOUR STATE

X'U. bet... a OVER OF EMERGENCY LIFT... AND
MISTER ONE MEEK TO YOU, RAISE YOU WO ELECTION
DE LIFTING OF THE CHIEF. POSTPONEMENTS (
KLERK? STATE OF

109
 voting
Muffle
FPfcW;:,
fox'? ^hatWA

&'■
\

110
 OKAY--PRETEND 'iOU'R£ ITS , ...shebeen
AN ELECTION OFFICIAL - FOOLPROOF under AUT
dO AHEAD-MARK MY * OF PRESSURE
FINGERS. LATELY.

MRS. ANDERSON ? MADAM.. I>D. tQHY?

DOCTOR MA8U2ACXU. YXITELLYXJP. DOYOL
SEEYOU NOto. MOTHER YX1R THINK
PSyCHIATRIST THAT'S A
IS BLACK? PROBLEM?

Ill
 V ..ITHINK
THEV'fE. TAKING
THIS "BONDING*
THING A BtT
1 TOO FAR-

TVS TIME TO MAKE BUT FIRST. LET'S

this is iT,euefmoDY! HISTORY.. TIME FOR A GET DOWN
DEMOCRATIC NEM AND CHECK OUT
ELECTIONEER!! SOUTH AFRICA! THEMNDCKS...

AT LAST - I JUST CAN'T AJAfT

ELECTION PAY! TO TAAJUK AMONG THE
IS EVERYONE PEOPLE , TRAVEL TO A
READY ?' POLLING STAVON, AND
PROUDLY MAKE MY MARK
/ FOR A NEti SOUTH AFRICA'.

112
 i PUTWHflNP
Sr
s:

(polling station WHERE?!'

... AND THIS Jl1ST IN— ...IN AN

THE FINAL RESULTS OVERWHELMING
OF YESTERDAY'S , SPECIAL VOTE
NATIONAL ELECTION'. MAJORITY...

113
 PS£T! 51/E...I N£Z&
5HH!! |*140AM-J'Af
%>ERHER£'.THE
TO BORRCM WHY?
VOTING BOOTH
ON YOUR LEFT!
3kHH/ ,
11?Yn V.- “ -

11 ^ tfc
^H!%
Jl jj_ £k-
ill--

114
R£A sa?! OH NOj! THEY'UE ONLY
COT TUQ BATHROOMS! folU YOU PLEASE. BOTH
IVE ALDAYS Loell...
WANTED de'll
CRYSTAL SEE. 6E.TOUT OF MY HOUSE/'
CHANDELIERS l /
/
V
A a

ML*
x*7 \fe//
\W

OH look! THERE'S YES... BUT I'M SORRY... BUT AFTER C'MON. LET'S CHECK AT LEAST ONE
A BMO) /N THE UNFORTUNATELY IT '£ CAREFUL CONSIDERATION. OUT THE REST OF THEY MORE MORP
(AHTTE. I HAD MY THE BLOCK.. LIKED THE AND YOU'RE
prueuay/ueget YOUR HOUSE JUST DOESN'T
THAT ALSO'IXiNTUE? HEART SET ON MEET COR EXPECTATIONS. CHANDELIER. FIRED■
‘ \ ROYAL BLUE.

115
 A NO, IN JUST ONE MINUTE.
tVE'LL HAVE THE ELECTION Hay evER/Booy!!
RESULTS' NEVER BEFORE TT GUST CAME OVER
IN SOUTH AFRICAN HISTORY THE CURE - -MICHAEL
HAS A MORE MOMENTOUS TACKSON'S DATING
DECISION BEEN... PRINCESS PI'

HERE CUE GO! YOUR

POST-ELECTION
STOCKPILE SUPPER.
TINNED BEAN SALAD...
TINNED BEAN SOUP...

THERE GO THE THIS IS mu'

LIGHTS! DISRUPTION IT.' D6RE
DOOMED.'
BREAK out
THE BEANS'
OP POCoER'.THE
SIEGE HAS BEGUN!

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IM TELUNGYOO, HER ATTITUDE!
GUEN.NOCOTHAT SHE'S LAZY— WHAT ASCOT HARD TO TELL.
THE ELECTION IS COER CHANGED? AS IF SHE EVE? HAVE SHE AtAS LIRE THAT
MY MAID'S CHANGER! ' DOESNT HAVE yea NOTICED BEFORE THE
TOCOCRK/LIKE ANYTHING? election .
THE MORLD ONES
HER A LMNQr

GOOD-
NOR) YOUR
LEFT LEG.

117
 hi madam.
I KNOO... ELECTION AND NON EACH TO
...ANYTHING TVS AN RESULTS take FOREVER. "THE. BOLD AND THE
NBA? UNFOLDING BEAUTIFUL
/ PRAM*. 1 ELECTION RESULTS?
J VERY HARD
COHO'S TALKING
ABOUT ELECTION
L^--, results ?r
r3—

NydCo /

Jrf \_
me—*
?*

INCIDENTALLY .THIS IN CJHICH CASE, UNLESS, YOU'RE ALREADY

IS CHANNEL ONE, OHICH CHANNEL 7700 MATCHING CHANNEL
(JILL CHANGE IN FOUR BECOMES TOO, LHICH BECOMES
MINUTES TO CHANNEL ONE. CHANNEL ONE. NOR) AS
CHANNEL T£OC. FOR CHANNEL THREE...

AND, CONTINUING om OUR

ELECTION COVERAGE .I'M
TELLME...ASTHE ...DELL .ACTUALLY,
I THINK THAT..., m..&ERYBOV//'
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM SOCCER FAPTY
CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR
THE SOCCER FARTY, DO YOU
THINK YOUR PLATFORM TO
(JAIT A MINUTE f
DID YOU SAy
tie max to wren
headquarters... LEGALISE marijuana LAST MONTH'S ..BUMMER'
HURT YOUR CHANCES IN ELECTION tp
LAST MONTH'S ELECTION J OH (Ml*!

\ ^ MAN!

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 tJE 'RE BACH...(LATH MORE- LIKE, CCULD YOU OH RIGHT. IN RETROSPECT. M) CHECK
ELECTION COVERAGE AND REPEAT THE QUESTION, GO AHEAD, VO YOU FEEL noun i can
INTERV/&OS FROM SOCCER MAN? BROTHER. YOUR POSITION SEE MYSELF ...VLL
tHPCry HEAPGUARTERS... IN THE TAKE THAT
CAMERA ASA
LENS! "NO COMMENT?

(VE'RE COMING TO
YOU LIVE FROM SOCCER \0-iEim n ••

PARTY HEADQUARTERS...
MERE A POST-ELECTION
UEUONH ACTUALLY
UH,

CELEBRATION IS GOING lexceuma YOU DIDN'T

ON... S l mans LOIN.YOU
LOST.

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 THIS IS IT, EX/E.THE
I Ed HAS wcwep ...MONITORING
-WENT/ONE ELEVEN months, N/NE PROVINCES ..TWENTY
MILLION ANP TUENTY-RXiR HOURS ANP FORTY ONE MILLION
FORTY ONE ..TUENTY A PAY FOR SEVEN MILLION VOTES. ANP FORTY-
ONE MILLION ANO MONTHS.. UH...THREE...
FORTY 7100...

-.WTH ONE HUNDREP^

ANP FIFTY THCUSANP~
VOTE COUNTERS ANP
FIFTEEN THOUSAND TWENTY
PEACE MONITORS... ONE MILLION
ALL AT A COST ANO FORTY...
OF SEVEN UH.-FORTY...
HUNDRED AND ^ ,
FIFTY MILLION'S^ /E

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 THIS IS SO EXCITING, MADAM THAT'S PIPN'T X
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KERB INIATEP TO "IMAd6URATtONn! SAY THAT?
NELSON MANOE LA'S CORONATION/

s/s^mojwo&m^ Ricp.l
HELLO. fcE'RE LOOKING OF COURSE. YOU SEE COOP. TURN AROONP
FOR OUR SEATS. CAN THE LARGE PAIS MERE ANP KEEP KALK1N& IN
YOU PI RECTUS TO nelson mandela ANP THE OTHER DIRECTION.
TABLE Z-103 ? THE VIP'S SIT?

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUSl COE'RE MANDELA LOOKS

AJ-L THE 4JAY IN THE BACK1 LIKE AN AMT FROA
TUO MORE METRES ANP CJE'P HERE! YOU CAN HERE. Gee ,thanks, NO PROBLEM.
BE SITTING IN THE HARPCY SEE ANYTHING! TPYMY COlNNIE. .BREADSTICKS
KITCHEN! binoculars., ANYONE ?

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 SO... ARE YOU ARB YOU KIMN67/CJHEN
HAPPY (MTH THE- MANDELA DON. I DAS SO
ELECTION EXCITED, I dJCUCATEP
fZE£/JlT£ FUF RIGHT IN FRONT OF
" , THE TELEVISION1.1

MADAM.CTHtS IS So
EXCITING ! TMAC/NE..US...
AT THE PRESIPENTIAL.
INAUGGRATfONi

THERE'S SO HELLO, tOE'RE MAT DO YOCJ LIKE 70 ACTUALLY. YOU CAN CALL
MANY PRINCES DCNT MADAM AND IT S A BE GALLED? , ME " YOUR UAKTER."
AND PRESIDENTS UOPRY. EVE FROM PLEASURE. «YOUR HIGHNESS...1' ... dill you be having
AT THIS JUST SOUTH AFRICA. i 'YOUR EXCELLENCY... * THE MEAT OR THE FISH ?
INAUGURATION. FOLLOCd OR * YOUR MAJESTY'?
MADAM. MY LEAD.

122
 IT'S A YOU'RE- NOT IT'S A PLEASURE,
PLEASURE, NERVOUS PRESIDENT MANDELA.
president about meeting XT'S A PLEASURE,
MANDELA. NELSON MANDELA. PRESIDENT MANDELA.
XT'S A ARE YOU EVE?
PLEASURE... /
o

(REMEMBER, YOUR HIGHNESS^ IT'S A MANDELA TO MEET

SINCE tOE'RE UNFAMILIAR
LXTH SOUTH AFRICAN
CUSTOMS, FOLLOCO THE
EXAMPLE OF THE PEOPLE
IN FRONT OF YOU .>

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 )6uH5KmrtMMM7!
..fm M LAST!!
/

THIS 13 THE I BE f IT MAYBE AND. 1N OTHER NEMS,

strangest found CAREFUL! POES IT FELL ...SOME BOP/GUARDS ARE SEARCHING
thing i IT ON IT COULD LOCK FROM COEIRD FOR MINNIE MANDELA'S
EVER SAM! THE BE PRETTY. OUTER ALIEN HAT, MUCH BLEU) OFF
COHERE'D GRASS. DANGEROUS' SCARY' AFTER THE INAUGURATION,..
you GET IT.
£l/£T \

AND THIS MEEK, NECO OKAY. MRS. MANDELA. COS'LL BEGIN tATH PHYSICS.
DEPUTY MINISTER MNNIE RE'l/E COVERED "ART: IF A BODY IS THROWN DON'T LOOK
MANDELA CONTINUES LET'S SMUTCH TO OFF A BUILDING, POES AT ME >
HER REFRESHER COURSE SCIENCE. THE VELOCJTY INCREASE ZCOAS/N
IN ART. CULTURE AND OR DECREASE*? BPANDFORT.

1
 HELLO, I'm HERE TO .yct/RB THE PRISON GUARD
SEE PRESIDENT MHO, ALTHOUGH FIRST YES H HE...
_ MANDELA.I'M... DISTRUSTFUL OF NELSON HE TOLD you
MANDELA. DEVELOPED A ABOUT ME*?!
GRUDGING RESPECT AND
AS THE YEARS PASSED.
BECAME HIS CLOSEST
FRIEND AND p.
CONFIDANTE.

PRESIDENT MANDELA...SOME. YES. YOU mDUjHE HOD MANY SEUENTY-

ONES UHO BECAME YOUR Of MY BEST FOUR.
Of VCUR FORMER PRISON FRIENDS HE'LL SEND
GUARDS ARE HERE TO SEST FRIEND DHILE
YOU HERE IN TAIL. APE OUT THEM IN
SEE YOU. THERE ? ALPHASETICfiLCi

125
 EVE! HAVE ZOO NO, MADAM. MAt>AM-HEL?! something's
FINISHED THE I WAS TCJST GOING HAPPENING TO OUR CARTOON
PISHES YET? 70..TO... PANELS/'

B/ SFfWns, KttJSHOREg 'RICO

-:mm' uhomxjlo PONT LOOK NOti,

' THAT ’ TRY TO SOU ASH MADAM...BIST
(WAS OS INCUR. CUN SOMEONE'S TUST
CLOSE. CARTOON *? DRAWN A MOUSTACHE
AND BEARD

OKANtOHO'S
UH-OH. TAMPERING WITH
OOP CAKTDCN
STRIP?'/

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 £V£7 THE MOSUOONPEPFUL person
DON'T XT'S ABOUT TIME I
INTHE UORLO! A PULAR OF ~ TELL GET SOME PRAISE
ME,.. APOOND HERE.
STRENGTH! A \
1 PARAGON OF
VmUE'.EVE
IS THE
GREATEST!

YOU IF THE PRESIDENT VACUUM! EVE IS THE GREATEST DISHES! EVE IS THE tolNmSlEVE ISA UASHEROFtJINDOUS
HIRED CAN HAVE CNE, SO VACUUMER OF THEM ALL! SHE ^SUPREME! HER ANCESTORS COERB
A CAN I. BESIDES... GREATEST PISH-MSHER
SUCKS UP EVERVLAST BIT IN THE UNIVERSE ! ^MASHERS OF (JINDOtOS SUPREME!
PRAISE - HE'S ONLY CHARGING OF DIRT/
SINGER ? ME FIFTY BOCKS MTH THE SPEED OF AH
EAGLE, SHE tolPES
EVERY DISH»

That's enough ire a him

T'LCWYHtM THREE
HONORED BUCKS

127
 I COULDN'T HAVE
SURVIVED ROBBEN
island torrHoar you {
^.ESPECIALLY THE

MARGE ! GOOD TO SEE tW6E!9eiSat£Ar! I BLAME

YOU'I'M SO GLAD PRESIDENT
you could Gome her ancestors are MANDELA
TO MY PARTY I (SimimiwGE/ FOR THIS.

QUEEN OFTHE PARTY

X DID IT, El/E! ... IJHATARE YOUR

X HIRED MY OCoM fW>M SHE'S- GOOD POINTS ? I HEED
PRAISE-SINGER! SOMETHING TO
MATCH THIS' UORUDTTH.
 IF YOU'RE
Amr's GOING TO SING MAG'AM! SUE S kino
THIS? My PRAISES , AND CONSIDERATE/ ...you YOU'VE
BELIEVE GOT
I TOOK THE SHE'S A WONDERFUL ANY OF TO BE
liberty of PERSON! SHE'S THIS? KIPPING.
OiRXTlNt.S A FED GENEROUS TO A
THINGS PGDN.
FAULT [ SHE'S—

-AND IN OTHER NEDS, ALTHOUGH MRS. MANDELA AHPTHIS HAITA ,

lOINNlE MANDELA HAS SAID SHE HAS A IS ONE MINUTE1.
BEGUN HER TENURE. AS THOROUGH KNOWLEDGE OF DALI'S MLITAMEO
THE NED DEPUTY
MINISTER OF ARTS AND
OPART AND APT
HISTORY...
FAMOUS
DORRS. cm PAINT??/

129
 BUT (6HY STOP THERE ? THEY'RE
...•ROYAL monarch HATTING FDR -BE
MANDELA.-RULER OF YOU IN THE RIGHT
ALL OF AFRICA'* CONFERENCE THERE.
o> ROOM.UINNIE.
O -
o

..THE PAY BEFORE BEING FULL

VOTED OUT OF OFFICE, HOUSE! NOT SO
FA) PE KLERK GAVE A/oA/ READ 'EM FAST.
1,2 MILLION HECTARES
OF LAND TO RING
GOODWILL ZUELITHINI...

AND, IN OTHER NEUS, YOUtOERE UH, ONE us)/. I ry)

PRESIDENT MANDELA AND IN A POINT TOO THIS IS YOU THINK
DEPUTY PRESIDENT POKER GAME MILLION MOST I FEEL?
Pe Klerk met tocay to AND HECTARES regrettable, they also
DISCUSS THE SECRET T>

KCiAZULU LAND DEAL - c

l

%
AND FOR THE LAST HOUR. HOW COULD XT'S THAT tin/ WHAT?'... and
PRESIDENT MANDELA AMO YOU LOSE BUTH5LE2I! DIDN’T YXI NOT AT YOU BBT THE. sorry.
DEPUTY PRESIDENT PE KLERK
HAVE BEEN IN PRIVATE
I,ZMILLION HE HAS
HECTARES A GREAT
I JUST
1 FOLD?!
LEAST TRY
AND WIN msimvAL
CONSULTATION TO DISCUSS IN A POKER ffi . BACK THE MANSION to be
THE RECENT KWAZULU CARD FACEI ^ 1 PRESIDENTIAL TOO?/ OUT BY
land giveaway... A GAME?!/ MANSION? IfA/.L TUESDAY.

0S0^

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EDITOR'S NOTE: PONT LORRY,
MY FRIENDS,
OUR COCAINE
IN AN EFFORT - IS HIDDEN IN
TO EXPAND THEIR THE DUSTBIN.
COMIC EMPIRE, TRUST ME...IT'S „
THE AUTHORS VERY SAFE.
ARE PEI/ELOPING
SEVERAL NBA!
CARTOONS,
anas ino the
PROVEN
MAJDAM&EVE
FORMULA.

FOR THE LAST TIME.

DON'T TUMP!
m YOU'RE NOT REALLY
SUPERMAN!
&CHRlSTOPH£/ YOU'RE AN

REEVE

PI D YOU
FINISH
DUSTINS
THE
LOUNGE
YET, EVE ?

132
"...AS you've PROBABLY
HEARD, EVERYONE DHO
VOTED FOR MB GETS A
NED BMD. HOPE YOU
LIKE THE COLOUR.
Emo/! SkZNED...
NELSON MANDELA.

133
 Mandela 's already
AJHAT'S BEEN PRESIDENT YOU SEE THIS HOUSE ?
LJRCNG, A DHOLE MONTH~
EVE? AND I STILL YES...
I DON'T HAVE A
Nice HOUSE, A
l BMN AND LOTS
OF MONEY!

YOU YES, Fid. NON X ...I PICKED

WANTED DURING YOUR FIND OUT ...13 THERE ANYTHING THE SPRINGBOK.
TO SEE LAST iDEEK AS YOU ALSO ELSE X SHOUUD RUGBY TEAM THAT
ME, MR. PRESIDENT TOO PARDONED KNOJ ABOUT ?f FOR THE NAS
PRESIDENT? GAVE AINAY POLITICAL
prisoners!

BADNESS, HR. PRESIDENT. THE PEOPLE MUSTKNOtJ ...MAYBE

OUR SURVEY SHODS THE THINGS DON'T CHANGE AN UNO OR I 'LL
PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED ! OVERNIGHT! 1 AM NOT AMA2DA i CHEGK
THEY RANT TO KNOCJ DHEN GONG TO BUY EVERYONE BUT THAT'S THE
YOU'RE GIVING THEM UiHO VOTED FOR ME A AS FAR BUDGET,
theirnedbmu's. NELO BMW AND THAT'S AS 1 GO! SIR.
FINAL! .

134
HAVE yoo not yet, ITOLDYOUl ...BUT THE GOOD POINT...
BEGUN MR. PRESIDENT.
HAM DING THERE'S THE
EVERYONE BALLOTS HERE
COHO VOTED SECRET, SIR.
V)E’LL JUST HAVE TO Next!
TRUST THE
oar THE SLIGHT FOR. ME HOiO CAM COE SOUTH AFRICAN PEOPLE.
CJNOS AND PROBLEM OF GETS A TELL (OHO USE THE HONOUR
MAZDAS (OHO GETS neco actually SYSTEM.
VET? THEM. CAR' VOTED FOR YOU?

AND, BY POPULAR DEMAND, ALSO, IN THE SPIRIT OF ... ANYONE 6JHO SPOILT AND, ANY RELATIVES
EVERYONE COHO VOTED RECONCILL (ACTION, ANYONE THEIR PAPER (JILL VISITING FROM ENGLAND
FOR NELSON MANDELA, Coho didn't vote for RECEIVE A FREE DINNER OHO OERENTAUOOED
GETS A BRAND NED NELSON MANDELA FOR TOO AT ANY TO VOTE, GET A NICE
REASONABLY- PRICED GETS A NECJ TEN- MIKE'S KITCHEN..- -j- BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
SPEED BICYCLE... <r-

.THAT'S ALL?!!
H I, ERIC. RHAT ARE YOU THE GOVERNMENT OF
OCMNG HOME ? HOC'S EVERY¬ NATIONAL UNITY IS FINALLY
THING AT UNIVERSITY? A REALTY! NO MORE
PROTESTS AND DEMON -
STRATTONS! NO MORE A
TEAR GAS! NO MORE SC
I
RIOTS AND BOYCOTTS >

MAT'S HE'S HAUING XT'S SO BORING

NRONG TROUBLE WITHOUT THE STRUGGLE !
M7H ADJUSTING To NO MORE DEMONSTRA¬
ERIC? UNIVERSITY TIONS ! NO MORE
PROTESTS ! NHY, THERE '£
NOTHING LEFT TO Do AT
UNIVERSITY NOLO ,
EXCEPT... EXCEPT..*

DON'T NO, ERIC- OF COURSE’. TF YOU'D

YOU EVER
MISS THE
-BECAUSE
FOR ME THE
...IT
DOES ?!
..EVERYDAY
IS STILL A
to).
COULD
LIKE.
YOU CAN
AMANVCAH
STRUGGLE. STRUGGLE , struggle! I BE A START NTH
EVE? CONTINUES. I CLEANING .COOKING, PART THE
/ IRONING AND OF IT ?! tOtNDOCCS.
(CASHING-XT'S
all a struggle ! \ \

n
T
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136
XT'S THE HONEYMOON
PERIOD! NO POLITICIAN
/WO IN OTHER NEDS,
Minister of defence OH YE
THE
IS GOING TO BE STUPID JOE MOOISE HAS BEEN * Honeymoon's
ENOUGH TO CAUSE A
MAJOR SCAN CAL.
ESPECIALLY IN THE FIRST
ACCUSED OF ATTEMPTING
TO CENSOR THE «,™e OVER!
\
FED MONTHS OF...

JOE-YOU BUT MISTER (OE HAVE. WHAT A XT'S THE

TRIED TO PRESIDENT— TO, JO£. STUPID written Constitution ?
CENSOR NE CAN'T ITS CALLED RULEl IN THE WHO'S THE
THE MEDIA l JUST ALLOW 'FREEDOM DHERE did CONSTITUTION' EDITOR?!
ARE YOU NEWSPAPERS OF THE YOU HEAR £ , MAYBE X
CRAZY?!! TO PRINT PRESS.* THAT?! i CAN GET A
'♦j
GAG ORDER •!
I

137
HELLO !X'M
COLLECTING
FOR MINNIE
MANDELA!

138
 NE'UE PONE IT! LAND'.ITS the
OUR TOURNEY IS ONLY THING THAT
FINALLY OUER ! NATTERS! RITHOUT
AT LAST AJE'I/E LAND, A MAN IS
REACHED THE NOTHING!!
PROMISED CANO!

gycFKwcisjj.mm^ Rico.

ARE YOU CRAZY?!!^

GET OFF MY
PROPERTY//
V

I THOUGHT MY HEART DOES
YOUR HEART GO CUT TO THEM', y
GOES OUT JUST NOT MY ,V/
SEE? THESE PEOPLE ARE THEY'RE £/MP£E. 2 DREA)
ALL THE SAME. THEY(OANT LEAVING , THEM A MAP
10 "HELP" US . BUT AS SOON MADAM. TO THE
AS (HE MOVE ID THEIR HOUDIDYXI "PROMISED LAND:
OWN NEIGHBOURHOOD. IT'S
A DIFFERENT STORY.

139
 HOD MANY TIMES HAVE {NELL, NOD YXl CAN // BUT HURRY! MINNIE SO actnoaj!
YOU SAID TO YOUR¬ ...TMAG/NE THE LOOK ON ALREADY HAS OPERATORS ARE STANDING
SELF "BOY, UXYJLD I CJ/NNtE'S FACE MHEN SHE €3 HOUSES AND SOON BY...
LOVE TO BUY MINNIE LEARNS OF YOUR VERY SHE MIGHT NOT iOANT XT'S AMAZING
ANY MORE t HOM THESE NED
LIBERAL TRENDS^
CATCH ON.

u
EXCUSE ME, 6MY?Sn I'M SAVING UP SO I DARN. TH/S
COULD YOU SPARE YOU ‘CAN ACTUALLY, CAN BUYCJNN/E MANDELA GUY IS GOOD.
SOME CHANCE? BUY SOME NO.- ANOTHER HOUSE.
1
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Minnie
KEEP GOING...A OTTZE OKAY. HALT' AND HEP.
FURTHER..■ FURTHER... ...AT EASE! BODYGUARDS SETTER
ARE HERE, GET SOME
SIR. MORE
CHAJRS-

x\

Uwfrfl T si
§jk\ \r :::::::::::::::::::::
THE PRESIDENT iOKX. SEE
YOU TUSTNOO,MRS. MANDELA.
COOULD YOUR BODASUARDS
CIKE TO W OUTSIDE ?

(OINNIE-PONT YOU THINK

YOG'RE TAKING THIS
"BODYGUARD THING * A
LITTLE TOO FAR ?!

141
 let me Guess. you
4>WT ME TO take: MY
SOCKS OFF THE HEATER.

EVER SINCE THE DELL ,1'UE GOT NEWS

Election. , you FOR. YOU! JUST BECAUSE
THINK THE (JORLO MANDECA'S PRESIDENT
dues YOU A NOTHINGS CHANCED'
LMNG ' VOCJ HEAR FIE??...
NOTHING'!

«5

I
©

142
143
 ...XT'S THE /VfVW
SOUTH AFRICA’
UT FREEDOM RING U

BYSfmicis.HJxtsKxm# Rico.
IT'S FIVE- I'M CN MY FACET,EVE! YOU'VE
O'CLOCK. BREAK ANO I'M
THERE'S NOT MOVING OUT GOTTEN LAZY! EVER
MY GIN OF MY CHAIR
AND UNTIL MY SINCE THE ELECTION,
TONIC? BREAK'S OUER.
you've.. you've.,.
\
\ \

ji

m./WP (CHILE YOU'RE IN

MAPAM'.' -THE-KITCHEN, MAKE ME
A GIN ANb TONIC.

144
 not umouT
are you Crazy ? GIVING THESE
1 SAID...THIS IS A , OKAY... BUT people sons.
stick-op i ] CAM £JE GO MONEY'. THEY
NOUrt'M WORK HARD'
FREEZING!
\

-1- HERE.THIS S'FOR 'AX!! 1 1 O/o have

TO <SH/£ THEM AU ...DIDN'T I
AND THANH YOU L OE REALLY
ENJOYED OURSELVES!
l J My CHANGE ?! __, TELL'*20 NOT
1 1 TO DORK THE
GRAHAMSTOttN
orz \
L JG
THEY'RE
PERFORMANCE
ARTISTS. MOM.
erc<rrnsA / <•/

#0-5 HAVE A UTTCE

RESPECT FOR
STREET THEATRE!

w¥M^i M3
145
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THEY 'RE COMPLETELY
PlDYOOS55TH\T!r
-A MAN tOEARING A
NAKEP/f PRESS/'

THERE'S SO MANY
PLAYS TO SEE AT
6RAHAMST0UN. MADAM!
HOtJ DO AJE CHOOSE

Hi. WELCOME TO THE ...lOE UANTTOSEE A SHOD

GRAHAMSTOLJN FRINGE THAT'S ARTISTIC, YET ... BONDAGE
FESTIVAL. CAN X HELP UPLIFTING. WANT-GARPe, BIKERS FROM MAYBE
YOU? VET MAINSTREAM... NITH A BOKSBURG T'S A
meaningful social
COMMENT ON SOUTH
AFRICAN SOCIETY

146
 vou Monwsis , OBVIOUSLY THE
CALL CWiAKSTOtLN'. tOHAT ARTIST IS DEPICT-
THIS THESE ARE MODERN STATE- /NS AH UTOPIAN
ART? saxnuRES.THey Ment Society that
MAKE ASTATE- POES REAVRPS HAJRP
MENT. THIS NORK AMP
ONE MAKE ? ^ LABOUR
>/'-

LOOK MOM! A GRAHAMSJOUN THAT UAS MERY GENEROUS

PERFORMANCE ARTIST/ NCXO HE'S BEING OF YOU, MOM.
SEE? HE'S TRAPPED PULLED BY AN
INSIDE AN IMAGINARY IMAGINARY ROPE! / NOT REALLY. X

147
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TLI S0«> AU
PMEA U.IBS& HERB'S 50
BUCKS. GIVE rMYMeA.t-ueS!
METRE

148
149
 THAT'S RIGHT, EVE.
...YOUNG OR. OLO, BLACK OR FIGHT. AND
idHtTE...EVERYONE'S ... 3IN BRING IT IN A
, GETTING ALONG AND TALL GLASS WTH
' IM THE NEK) TONICK? LOTS OF ICE.
SOUTH AFRICA.

150
 HERE '& YOUR. YOU FORGOT THE
GIN AND TONIC. LEMON PEEL.

CM,AY. ALL RIGHT, ATOUNSHIP.

ONCE UPON A ANYAX4/( THE FIRST LTTTLE
TIME THERE HERE PIG BUILT A HOUSE OF
THREE LITTLE PICS. A TIOIGS.
AND THEY LIVED r^N-
IN... v SHIP?
\ /
\ / \ o'y mm

\ I

(ojiLLj foj|4
>—

-THEM THE BIG BAD ,

UlCLF SA)0,"l£TME/N'f*
... ANP H£ SAID-
I'MGcmiD
A
FORCED ...XT'S SO HARP TLL BET
...ANP POUNDED ON THE REMOVAL H IP TELL A THEY DECLARED
POOR' BUM YOUR PIP HE fairytale IN A STATE OF ,
AiAS HE A HAVE A THIS COUNTRY. EMERGENCY V
POLICEMAN?
house pm!( BULLP02ER?'
\ /

151
ISN'T THIS EXCITING, HOM?'
A GIANT COMET.. ABOUT
TO STRIKE ZLlPTTEIRir

...IT'S INCREDIBLE., EVE- I TELL YOU, IT'S SO THIS DOOLD BE A LOT

EVER SINCE THAT BIG GOOD MY MOTHER HAS more Exciting if
COMET, MY MOTHER'S A NED HOBBY' MR. GREENBERG HAD A
BECOME \JERY INTER¬ SEE -THROUGH SHCAJER
ESTED IN ASTRONOMY! )

iOELCOME BACK FROM AND DEL COME BACK

MOZAMBIQUE, MISTER FROM OVERSEAS MISTER
PRESIDENT. DE KLERK AND MISTER

1
153
154
 UH... SORRY. HOCOEVER. OHE MANY
POE- TO VtEDER OF COR U/EDERS HE¬
RESPONSE, HE-'RE AT CCY ARE
cancelling that OPPOSED TO
PROGRAM. CENSORSHIP'

COE’RE SCRRY...YOU'RE N THE PEASE BUSH THE

UHL YOU MAKE ABSOLUTELY RIGHTl OKAY,
(OE'RE GOING TO SHOD
" KING OF THE BEASTS SmS
MS PREY...
UP V0UR3M6 IT NOD. SO GET READY...
CAN ATI/-STATION
HERE CONES./THE ONE '/..
MINN/ HAVE A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN ?

155
 AND NOD, JOE PRESENT BUT FIRST... OE MUSTUARN
"THE LINE "... A VERY you that you night be
CONTROVEFSIALTELEVtS/OH RISKING YOUR. OPE BY
EVEN VtEDtNG) THIS
PROGRAM!! COE CANNOT
BE HELP RESPONSIBLE'
...THE SCENES /N THIS
SHOO APE VERY EXPLICIT.'
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
THINK BEFORE YOU
DECIDE TO OATCHU ARE
YOU SURE YOU REALLY
tiANT TO SEE THIS **/

IN ADDITION TO "THE LINE" ..."FULL MOOSE.."

RADICAL GROUPS MANE PARRIED OJITH CHILDREN*
ISSUED AN UPDATED LIST AND "COLOMBO!
OF W SHOOS THAT Old
BE HUNTED DOON AND

1
 IN OTHER NEDS. THE ALL GOVERNMENT FIRST TO GO DILL BE
GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED OFFICIALS UHL BE TAKING THE CAR ALLOWANCE,
TODAY THAT THEY DILL BE A CUT IN SALARY... AND ENTERTAINMENT ALLOWANCE
trimming ALL excess MANY PERMS DHL BE AND LAUNDRY ALLOWANCE -
FAT OFF THE BUDGET... ABOLISHED.

& A. ALRIGHT!
IN (mSUSINGa
a# s 1 IKE HOT
WATER?
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 UHAT?/ SHHHl THEY'RE EXCUSE ME, MARGE . X YOU'RE A HEY--I THOUGHT ALRIGHT-YOU OKAY. T CAN
YOU HIRED PROFESSIONAL FORGOT fiJHO I AM. LOHAT'S LAID school I'M PLAYING CAN BE A &JDRK LDITH
-TOKEN, BLACK ACTORS’. AND MY MOTIVATION? PROFESSOR THE LAUD RETURNING EXILE THAT!GIVE ME
PEOPLE FOR (SETTING VERY THAT I 'VE HNOCDH PROFESSOR ' THAT’S NOLO A A MINUTE. TO
YOURPAFT/?' Odell paid, x SINCE HIGH X EVEN BROUGHT MEMBER OF GET IN
NIGHT ADD. SCHOOL. A PIPE t PARLIAMENT. CHARACTER-
\

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, ... HOT TO MENTION THESE

MARGE!... HOSTING A PHONY ACTORS' PONT THEY HAVE
MULTI-RACIAL PARTY JUST TO ANY SELF-RESPECT ?' SOME
IMPRESS YOUR RICH PEOPLE MLL Do ANYTHING FOR

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HERE'S A GOOD ONE. I TRY THIS... AIHAT ABOUT YES ! YES ’
AUVKYS OAIT UNTIL NY ... AND THEN 1 START "ACCIDENTALLY" YOU NEVER FAILS! PUTTING TOO OR RUN ~
MADAM GETS REALLY TO VACUUM! LEAVE ATGBE OF MEAN... THEY BRUSH THEIR much starch ning a hot
COMFORTABLE, SITTING HAHAHAl NAPPY RASH CREAM IN THEIR TAP NHEN
IN THE LOUNGE — HEEHEE! I VO THAT BY THEIR TOOTH ~ UNDER ~ THEY TAKE
mooi ALSO' HEAR'I AS HCtoER?/

f \

51/EfCANrxxjpoA
OVASH PROPERLY?'
I CAN'T FiNO AN/ OF
MY LEFT SOCKS ft

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 ... ACCORDING TO THIS
NEWSPAPER ARTtCte, /A Of COURSE, MAYBE I
PERCENTAGE OF ALL should have mentioned
BOONS AND PIES IS THAT A FEU) MINUTES
actually made torrH
HORSE MEAT.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

EVE. THESE MEAT PIES
U)E TUSTATE...MIGHT
CONTAIN HORSE MEAT ?!
YES. ACCORDING I
TDTHIS NEWS¬
PAPER ARTICLE.'

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THIS CRIME HAVE IS . while x'M PRESIDENT,
INTOLERABLE! X REFUSE X COANT PEOPLE TO FEEL
TO SIT HERE AND DO SAFE IN THEIR OCJN HONES'.
NOTHING MULS CRIMINALS I COANT BETTER POLICE
ACT COTTH IMPUNITY ft PROTECTION! I CANT—

GOOD MORNING
EVERYBOW/tMATA
BEAUTIFUL PAY'
GREAT TO BE ALIVE,
ISN'T IT?'

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 £Rld6JHAT ARE YOU DOING
PICKETING A SUPERMARKET ?/
Yea should be at university n

SORRY MOM- IT'S UP TO YOU,

BUT Z CAN'T ERIC. BUT loE MERE
LET YOU TUST SHOPPING FOR
CROSS THIS YOUR BIRTHDAY
PICKET LINE. NEXT MEEK.

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 BUT.mWAi FINE1. ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF THAT'S NOT
I'M UARNtNG YXJ.EVE- Z HAVEN'T SINGE- THIS GIVING EVE MORE. NONET.. MOTION FAIR!
PONT GET ANY TDEAS' HAD A ISTHENEA) RAISE YOUR HAND. DEFEATED. I DEMAND A
INAGE SOUTH AFRICA, RECOUNT!
INCREASE CUE'LL EE
IN YEARS l DEMOCRATIC.

...ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR

OF GIVING EVE MORE
MONEY.. RAISE YOOR
HAND.

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 My FIRST K>0 PAYS "MY FIRST ICO OA/S AS ”MY FIRST ICO PAYS AS "MY FIRST IOO
AS PRESIDENT" first deputy president " SECCNP OEPUTY PRESIDENT* BODYGUARDS "
... BY NELSON AtANPECA. ... By THABO MBEKI. ... BY FCa) PE KLERK. ...BY AJ/NNtE MANPELA.
<0 <o
0 0
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0

&1HATAJ&
THESE
IT'S THE
LATEST THING .
(3000, EVE l
TVS ABOUT iOE'CL JUST
NO THANKS.
NOti HOLD
SIGNS FOR? OE'RE GOING TO TIME YOU IE STANDING better
ON JUST
MAPS STOOP IN YOUR.
A DARN ?m ,
UP FOR YOUR FRONT YARD.
RIGHTS! , mure!! BETTER ^
NEEPARIPE?

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 OKAY. TO SETTLE THIS
STRIKE, I'M GONG TO
URTTE DOUN ON THIS
PIECE OF PAPER AHAT I
CONSIDER A GENEROUS
NBA) OAGS OFFER.

ADDRESS YOUR
HEY! COME
SICK HERE ■'!
PONT OORRY, EVE.
06 CAN SETTLE THIS GRIEVANCES, X'VE
STRIKE QUICKLY AND APPOINTED A FAIR
EFFICIENTLY. AND IMPARTIAL
MEDIATOR.
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I'M SORRY. ...I'LL TIOENTY OKAY. THE WASHING MACHINE
MADAM 'BUT Give you TAKE (TOR I 'LL HELP ...I'M IS THE tall one... and
1 CAN'T HELP TEN thirty. LEAVE. IT. YOU. COASTING.. THE DRYER IS THE
you. I'M BUCKS. SHORT ONE. __
STILL on 1 JOtV
STRIKE '

SEE, NON T COHO CARES lOHATEVERYOU DO.

IF THE MAIDS ARE ON OH NO! MY GOOD DON'T TELL EVE ABOUT
STRIKE. ! tJE CAN COASH JERSEY/IT SHRUNK! THIS. IT COULD COEAKEN
OUR OCtiN CLOTHES' OUR BARGAINING
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 r

(OELL.THAT'S THAT. APOLOGISE,

EVE AND THE OTHER MAPS ...MAT'S GIVE HER A
REFUSE TO END THE STRIKE. "PLAN B"? BIG RAISE AND
... LOOKS LIKE COE (SO TO ' BEG HER TO
"PLAN a: START MAKING
DINNER.

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 AMD IN OTHER NEAiS, ANOTHER
ANC COEAPONS CACHE MAS DISCOVERED
TODAY. ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THESE
SECRET WEAPON STOCKPILES hA>E
BEEN TURNING UP IN UNEXPECTED PLACES...

0 TT I ®)
OOOO l
G3*s-
jM.

WS.FRANCIS, WttjGmtX RICO €>

HEUO. (HE'RE SORRY ABOUT THIS. Kell .TO TELL YOU THE (NELL THANKS FOR
FROM THE ANC. THAT'S OH. SES. DEAPONS ARE KIND OF TRUTH, SOMETIMES UHEN CALLING US AND-
I UNDERSTAND YOU RIGHT. JREMEMBER LIKE CAR-KEYS. HE HID THEM, CAE HAD A -UH-OH.
FOUND ONE OF OUR / THIS HOUSE. YOU ALWAYS FORGET FEUS DRINKS... ,-
SECRET WEAPON /

THESE AXE
■JUST THE (GUNS! YOOMEAN -CJAS THAT OKAY QU/Sl NMH.OLD
MERE ARE THE
THERE'S
TENNIS COOPT GET THE MJtisr
ROCKET LAUNCHERS HERE TOO NOr..DHY?
and Limpet
mines?
WORE?!! YEARS AGO?
J/WMMMERS.'! bum!!

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.■SPENDING 2,4-MILLION ON X KNOW) YOU SORRY, JUST TELL I'M SORRY! but, if ir lull set your m/nd
SILVERWARE..uJFAVY TRAINS... TREAT MANY HRS ANDERSON. hE. WHICH ONES I'M NOT AT AT EASE.THE POLITICIANS WHO
PARANOIA... PERSECUTING GOVERNMENT BUT I'M NOT AT ARE STILL LIBERTY 70 RUN THIS COUNTRY AREN'T AS
THE MEDIA...XT'S NOT WHAT OFFICIALS, LIBERTY TO DISCUSS TAKING THEIR DISCUSS OTHER UNSTABLE AND PARANOID
I EXPECTED. DOCTOR. AND OTHER PATIENTS. MEDICATION? PAVENTS U AS YOU THINK. TRUST ME.

WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, Rosa? QUICK. CLOSE THEY'RE AFTER ME.

OUR TIME 4S UP. SEND IN THE CURTAINS!
MY NEXT
PATIENT-

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- K/MS C YES- THIS IS ... AMO COE
; PIKI/: c The SOOTH AFRICAN WONT PAY A TOUGH
v GOVERNMENT. ME. PENNY MORE z SIGH.: NEGOTIATORS.
HBLLO. WANT TO ORDER THAN OVA/. THEY'LL
HOOSe OF 17543 PIECES 2 A million! yoove GOT ONLY PAY
SILVER OF SILVERWARE... A DEAL. 2,4 MILLION.
LIMITED'.

THE500 THE MEDIA'S

BOXES GOING TO EAT - CHOKE; DID ISA/
OF US ALIVE! SOMETHING
SILVER- HOW COULD
:.6RW WRONG 'SIR?
WARE WE SPEND BOAVS?/
HAVE 2,4-million
ARRIVED. ON KNIVES
MISTER AND FORKS?/!
PRESIDENT. )

MISTER DEPUTY PRESIDENT- ..THERE'S 6& BEAUTIFUL

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TABLE SETTINGS,
SILVERWARE THE GOVERN¬ INCLUDING KNIVES, FORKS,
MENT PURCHASED WORTH SPOONS AND LkOUID
MEAT FLAVOURING

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 OH My! ANDALLOCO WILL YOU GUYS STOP
THAT'S A ME TO FOOLING AROUND AND
LOVELY COMPLIMENT unpack, the silverware!?
BUTTER YOU ON YOUR
KNIFE-■ SALAD FORK.

SIR, AS A FOREIGN BUT THEN, AT A STATE I SAID TO MYSELF... THIS mister ^-pnrxcirj
INVESTOR, MW MADE DINNER, I NOTICED THE COUNTRY HAS ARRIVED I PE KLERK ? a ^ rwr •• v
YOU DECIDE to invest HEN EXPENSIVE SILVERWARE1. THIS IS NOW A FIRST WAKE UP, I HUH?!'
too BILLION DOLLARS 1 MEAN, ZVE BEEN TV WORLD COUNTRY WORTHY SIR. YOU -WHATTi "
LOTS OF DINNERS ...BUT OF INVESTMENT'. WHOEVER HAVE A
IN SOOTH AFRICA? MEETING.
THIS SILVERWARE'S GOT To ORDERED THAT SILVER¬
I WELL, AT FIRST, Z BE WORTH MILLIONS ! WARE IS A GENIUS' 5
i
l WASN'T GOING TO...
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 YOU SURE.
LOVE THOSE
GIN AND IONICS'

ohyes. AJHY PONT THEY PO THE YES, MOM!

PO£S I'D SAY SHE'S TAHE A gravy good POLITICIANS BUT I'M
MINNIE A REGULAR BOAT OR A IDEA. KNOW THEY'RE LISTENING
MANDELA? PASSENGER. GRAVY AERO- , THEY'RE IN TO THIS!
PLANE? IT MOULD ALL FULL PENIAL.
GO A LOT FASTER. ' OF G WJY? \

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 SEE? EVERY TIME faELL, I SAYAJE TAKE
UHITE PEOPLE DON'T THEIR AWICEt L£T'£ &Q
RANT JO GIVE OS MONEY ASK MANDELA "
THEY SAY "DON'T ASK
ME ASK MANDELA"!

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 MAOAtA ■ - LEARNING Nt&SI SIKELEL' IAFRIUA&
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM MALUPHWANYSIO' UPHONDO ... COULDN'TOOE
IS EASY-1 TUST REPEAT TXOAYO -*3 TUSTHOfA IT?
AFTER HE' MW IMiTHANDAZO YETHU
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OKAY. LET'S TRY

IT AGAIN, N'KOSI 3IK£L£L‘ tAMPAPAP/JMfi
you CAN OO IT,
MAPAF1/
X KNOUi YOU CAN'
f.3 iAFRIM.. j3 film tA t>omu
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LEARN THE
NATIONAL
ANTHEM
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 X MIGHT REALLY?? do YOU !/NOtO
HAVEKNMlN MADAM- MAT SOUTH AFRICANS
you'd find X'M JUST CALL SOMEONE COHO
A MY ID DOING NY EXPLOITS PATRIOTISM TO PARLIAMENTARIAN?
HOP ON THE PATRIOTIC HAKE LOTS OF MONEY?}
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X RENEMBER THEY CLOSED FETROC MAS ABOLISHED ALL ALSO RIGHT THE COLLAPSE OF
THAT!THE OFF DOR8AN ZOO RAND ELECTIONS , INSTITUTED BEFORE THE TELKOM AND THE
YEAR OF OCR AND MATE IT A LITRE... A MONARCHY AND GOLD RAN NATIONALISATION
FIRST ELECTION. AN AFRIKANER OUT? OF EVERYTHING.
VCLKSTAAT'
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THE GOVERNMENT GAVE REMEMBER IT TUST NEVER CHANGE
YOU W HOUSE AND X LIKE YESTERDAY.
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