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As You Like It Script
As You Like It Script
ORLANDO: Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he will shake me up.
Oliver enters
NARRATOR: Orlando and his brother Oliver had a conversation, which did not go well
because Oliver considers Orlando as a villain. Bitter and angry, Orlando challenges the
court wrestler, Charles, to a fight. When Oliver learns of the fight, Oliver tells Charles to
injure Orlando if possible.
Duke Frederick has recently deposed his brother, Duke Senior, as head of the court.
But he allowed Senior's daughter, Rosalind, to remain, and she and Celia, the new
Duke's daughter, watched the wrestling competition. During the match, Rosalind falls in
love with Orlando, who beats Charles. Rosalind gives Orlando a chain to wear; in turn,
he is overcome with love.
CELIA: Sweet cousin, let us go ahead and express our gratitude and encouragement to
him. (walked towards Orlando)
My father's rough and envious disposition sticks me at heart. Sir, you have well
deserved. If you do keep your promises in love but justly, as you have exceeded all
promises, your mistress shall be happy.
ROSALIND: Gentleman, (Giving him a chain from her neck). Wear this for me, one out
of suits with fortune, that could give more, but that her hand lacks means. Shall we go,
coz?
ORLANDO: Can I not say, I thank you? My better parts are all thrown down, and that
which here stands up. Is but a quintain, a mere lifeless block.
ROSALIND: He calls us back: my pride fell with my fortunes. I'll ask him what he would
do. Did you call, sir? Sir, you have wrestled well and overthrown more than your
enemies.
ROSALIND:
Have with you. Fare you well.
DUKE FREDERICK: Mistress, dispatch you as quickly as possible and bring you to our
court.
DUKE FREDERICK: Yes, You! All traitors act in the same way. If their purgation
consisted just of words. They're as pure as the grace itself. Let it suffice to say that I do
not trust thee.
ROSALIND: I'm not a traitor because of your mistrust. Tell me where the probability is
based.
NARRATOR: However, Duke Frederick insisted that Rosalind must be exiled because
her father was a traitor.
Celia said that she cannot live without her cousin that’s why she said she must be exiled
too.
DUKE FREDERICK: Celia, we stay'd her for your sake, else had she and her father
ranged along.
CELIA: I’m not saying that she must stay. I’m convinced that she is a traitor, but we’re
just the same. We slept together, we ate together, and stayed together.
DUKE FREDERICK: People pity her when you speak to them. She takes your name
away from you, and you are a fool. And you'll shine brighter and appear more virtuous
as a result when she is no longer here. My fate is set in stone and cannot be changed.
Which I have passed on to her, she has been expelled.
CELIA: Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege I cannot live out of her
company.
DUKE FREDERICK: You are a fool! You, niece, are responsible for the following:
In my honor, if you overstay your welcome and you die in the glory of my message if
you go along with her.
Exeunt DUKE FREDERICK and Lords
CELIA: Please bear with me, I'm sorry I can't go much further.
TOUCHSTONE: For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear you, yet I should bear
no cross if I did bear you, because I believe you don't have any money in your bag.
NARRATOR: Corin and Silvius are talking about love until they leave while Ganymede,
Aliena, and Touchstone are listening.
Ganymede saw a house while they were walking and they decided to stay there.
ADAM: Dear master, I can go no further. O, I die for food! I'm going to lay down here,
and I'm going to measure out my grave. Farewell, benevolent master.
ORLANDO: You must lay there and I will go and find some food.
NARRATOR: While Orlando and Adam are talking a group of people walks by on
where they are and Orlando asks them for food by pointing his sword to Duke Senior.
Even if Orlando waved his sword at them, Duke Senior fed them because he
understood it was because he was hungry. After that they asked each other's name.
ACT 3
SCENE II. The forest.
NARRATOR: Orlando enters with a paper and he posts it on every tree that he sees.
Exit
NARRATOR: Rosalind was wandering when she noticed a letter on the tree and
opened it to read it. While walking she saw again a letter and she read it again”
ROSALIND: (reading another letter that she saw while walking home)
“From the east to western Ind,
No jewel is like Rosalind.
Her worth, being mounted on the wind,
Throughout the world bears Rosalind.
All the pictures fairest lined
Are but black to Rosalind.
Let no fair be kept in mind
But the fair of Rosalind.”
TOUCHSTONE: I'll rhyme you so eight years together, dinners and suppers and
sleeping-hours excepted: it is the right butter-women's rank to market.
ROSALIND
Out, fool!
NARRATOR: Touchstone also reads the letter that he also saw while wandering
in the forest. After their conversation, Celia enters while reading a letter too.
CELIA: (Reads)
Why should this be a desert?
For it is unpeopled? No:
Tongues I'll hang on every tree,
That shall civil sayings show:
Some, how brief the life of man
Runs his erring pilgrimage,
That the stretching of a span
Buckles in his sum of age;
Some, of violated vows
'Twixt the souls of friend and friend:
But upon the fairest boughs,
Or at every sentence end,
Will I Rosalinda write,
Teaching all that read to know
The quintessence of every sprite
Heaven would in little show.
Therefore Heaven Nature charged
That one body should be fill'd
With all graces wide-enlarged:
Nature presently distill'd
Helen's cheek, but not her heart,
Cleopatra's majesty,
Atalanta's better part,
Sad Lucretia's modesty.
Thus Rosalind of many parts
By heavenly synod was devised,
Of many faces, eyes and hearts,
To have the touches dearest prized.
Heaven would that she these gifts should have,
And I to live and die her slave.
CELIA: That doesn’t really matter. I saw the one who posted them on trees.
ROSALIND: Is it a man?
CELIA: Yes and he has a chain, that you once wore, about his neck.
ROSALIND: Is it Orlando?
CELIA: Orlando.
NARRATOR: And with that they continue their conversation talking about him.
ORLANDO: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.
NARRATOR: When Ganymede and Celia saw Orlando with Jaques at the forest,
Ganymede planned to talk to him about the letters that she saw.
Exit JAQUES
NARRATOR: They waited until Jaques left Orlando before they walked towards
him.
ORLANDO: There is no clock in the forest, so should you ask me what time it is?
ROSALIND: I'll tell you sir, time moves at different speeds and with different
people.
ROSALIND: Where she is lit, she lives like the cony you see.
ROSALIND: I've heard that a lot, but it was an elderly religious uncle of mine who
taught me how to speak.
ORLANDO: Can you remember any of the principal evils that he laid to the charge
of women?
NARRATOR: They continue to talk about until Ganymede told Orlando about the
letters that she saw in each tree. She said that the man who posts it is love-
shaked.
NARRATOR: Ganymede described all the marks and he doesn’t have any of it.
ROSALIND: I believe it. You must tell her that you love her and I'm sure she will
believe in you. Now tell me, are you ‘he’ that hangs the verses on the trees,
wherein Rosalind is so admired?
ORLANDO: I swear to thee, youngster, that I am that he, that unhappy he, by the
white hand of Rosalind.
NARRATOR: Ganymede said that love is merely a madness and ”he” also said
that the reason why they are not so punished and cured is, that the lunacy is so
ordinary that the wipers are in love too. Orlando asks Ganymede if “he” already
cures any. Rosalind said that yes he already cured some, but Orlando said that he
is incurable. Then Rosalind made a deal.
ROSALIND: If I can cure you, you must call me Rosalind and come to see me
everyday and to cote and woo me.
Exeunt
ACT 4
ACT 5