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Rachel & Eddie
Rachel & Eddie
Rachel & Eddie
2. [Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with
coffee and a piece of pie.]
RACHEL-1: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the
last piece.
RACHEL-2: Oh God. Ross, OK, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the man's
hood.
RACHEL-3: Pie in the hood, pie in the hood. Go.
3. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's
in the bathroom.]
RACHEL-1: What's goin' on?
RACHEL-2: Well, you're not sixteen, you're both adults now.
RACHEL-3: Or ya know, he's rubber and you're glue.
RACHEL-4: [sarcastically] I've never wanted you more.
10. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
RACHEL-1: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
RACHEL-2: Pretty uhm, different huh?
12. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
RACHEL-1: Would you guys stop.
RACHEL-2: Oh my God.
RACHEL-3: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like,
weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath
because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
13. [Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.]
RACHEL-1: Well, how did you find out?
RACHEL-2: OK, Phoebe, but what about you?
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9. [Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door.
Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
EDDIE-1: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss
it out?
EDDIE-2: Nice to meet ya.
EDDIE-3: At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.
EDDIE-4: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
11. [Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and
Eddie is fixing eggs.]
EDDIE-1: Hi Joey, what's going on man?
EDDIE-2: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
EDDIE-3: Well you guys, I'm out of here. See you, pals.