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Goosey Goosey
Goosey Goosey
Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Contestant: Lepers.
Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?
Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue.
Kelly: OK. What do beans come in?
Contestant: Cartons?
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand
and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're . . .?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song
What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their
experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.
Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of
The ...?
Caller: Mohicans.
Greg Scott: We're looking for a word that goes in front of 'clock'.
Contestant: Grandfather.
Scott: Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.
Contestant: Panda.
Graham Dene: What was the name of Tony Blair's chief spin-doctor who resigned last year?
Contestant: Iain Duncan Smith.
Jodie Marsh: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Team: Chedpit.
Goosey Goosey and other answers.
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.
Girdler: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter 'e'.
Contestant: Ghana.
Girdler: No, listen. It's an island in the Atlantic Ocean.
Contestant: New Zealand.
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by
Leonardo Da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
Contestant: Jelly.
Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?
Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg's?
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
Dale Winton: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea: a) Irish Sea, b) English
Channel, c) North Sea?
Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. It's on the east
coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at
any time?
Contestant: Nostalgic.
Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
Contestant: Ummm .. .
Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'.
Contestant: Shark.
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a
loincloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesús.
Which bird lays its eggs in another bird's nest?' The contestant mused, 'Well it's not a cuckoo -
that lives in a clock...'
In UK geography, the road called Watling Street that now forms part of the A5 was originally
built by which civilisation?
What’s the best ways to toast someone. The contestant answered, “On a grill.”
The game is
called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sarah.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
Goosey Goosey and other answers.
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip
wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and