Though I’ve been accused of a heinous crime

I urge you to ponder this touching rhyme

Reprehensibly my vehicle was parked

At first glance however, the spot was unmarked

Swifty sprinting to Hughes Hall

Spencer did not want to be late at all

With the conclusion of his class

Spencer found parking services ticketed his ass

Realizing the danger I’d caused

I sat in my car and wistfully sobbed

Since this day, my heart has changed

An my remorse for this act lives unrestrained

I hope you’re compelled to consider this appeal

With faith my soul shall quickly heal