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The Velocipastor
The Velocipastor
The Velocipastor
The musical
Part 1
Catholic priest Doug Jones witnesses his parents die in a car
fire. An also catholic priest, Father Stewart, sings the song
"That's what parents do, they die on you." to comfort him.
Afterwards, he goes on a spiritual journey to China, when he
arrives, he sings the short song “CHINA!” and comes across
ninjas searching for an artifact said to turn people into the
Dragon Warrior. He comes in contact with the artifact and his
hand is cut, after he returns, Doug begins having nightmares
and goes out into the forest late at night as he transforms into a
dinosaur.
Returning to Carol, Doug is confronted by ninjas. One of the ninjas doesn’t’ pay
attention to the plan while daydreaming about his wife. During this he sings the
song “The love of my life”. The ninjas then attack Doug and get slaughtered by
him as he turns into a dinosaur. After Doug gets back to Carol they are
confronted by ninjas once again, and they together, fight them off, and plan to
take down the leader of these ninjas, Wei Chan.