I just woke up how'd you sleep

are you doing you know what you're a g

so are you you're a g officially

it's official you've moved

from the [ __ ] realm internet dork you're now a gangster

my brother my brother it's not over yet we just started hold on we just started

the fitness journey in about three four months when you see results

you give me the full G 100 but you stuck to your word

shaved head like you're supposed to now got the right aesthetic got big fat

cigar cigar's good for your testosterone everyone's doing well you're a g

[Applause]

so you're not g are you Aiden hold on a second

I just did a six hour stream and I love the way I look bald so I'm

gonna tell everyone in this chat plus you Andrew to your face

January 1st 20 2023 I will shave my head bald on stream

not buying it I thought you were a gangster but it turns out

you're a dork and a cat yeah I was in the cab try to fool the

world no I totally right before the world I told you right away so listen

this is what I'm going to do January 1st 20 2023 I'm shaving my

husband about January 1st who gives a [ __ ] about January 1st that's forever

away then we're gonna try and [ __ ] kill Matrix might get me by then January

1st who gives us I saw you made it I saw you made a tweet I saw you made it

through your push-ups yesterday

no I would never lie to you brother no I wouldn't no brother no stop no Andrew

I'm not gonna lie stop January 1st it'll be done it'll be shaving can you not say

you're gonna die let me explain something to you right now hold on stop

let me tell you something right now you're not gonna [ __ ] die Andrew

listen to me you and I are gonna grow up together you're gonna be an old man with

grandchildren and all this [ __ ] and I'm still gonna be you know helping you out

when you go crippled no retirement home I won't let you be in a retirement home
I'm gonna push around the wheelchair I'm gonna be like uh Andrew you know eat

your supper come on I'm gonna feed it to you I'm gonna be the one souping it and

feeding it to you don't say this [ __ ] you're not gonna die anytime soon you're

not gonna die anytime soon soon you need to be alive in my life because you came

for a reason and you're here to inspire me for 10 at least tens of years so stop

being [ __ ] so stop saying that stupid [ __ ]

you're right the idea of being crippled and you feeding me applesauce is truly

torturous it is but it's gonna happen one day and you're gonna have to I'm

gonna have to change your diapers and all that [ __ ] listen I don't want to do

it but I'm gonna have to do listen to me right now I will be bald by

January 1st my actual word to you I put it on our on our friendship and our

brother on our brother and I would never do that January 1st I'm shaking my head

on stream ball live event you could be here for it too

bald Andrew bald January 1st 20 20 23. I want to start the year off right

Aiden I constantly been my life confused as to whether I think

you as to whether I like you or completely

dislike you you like never surely you don't like me you love me Roger you

love me I like you no hold on I admit you love me admit

admit admit you love me right now I know you love me admit it right now tell

everyone tell the [ __ ] world you love me Andrew admit it it's okay you have a

good side admit it say it okay all right okay

all right I admit

that

you're an [ __ ] [ __ ] you