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ABSTRACT

An essay on the phenomena of Brexit in

the UK and the return of the Patriarchy
through Europe to Africa.
By the famous Ugandan writer of the
memoir James Hill which they self-
published on Scribd.com in the year
2019. During the ravaging times of the
Ukraine-Russo War, in the year of 2022,
the famous Ugandan Writer self-
published yet another master piece that
would make them even more famous
than their first book, James Hill, which
was a memoir type of book. This time
around, the famous writer with an
experience of about 5 years of fooling
around, writing essays on Medium.com,
UGANDAN WOMEN WILL BEAT THEIR
BREASTS IN THE FIRE is an epic new Essay
by famous Ugandan Writer Bridget
Nakuya.
Welcome Fuckers
 Dedication
For Sheikh Yasiin Kakomo of Kyazanga, Lwengo, Masaka, Uganda the one reader who
would say what Mistaken Identity. Bismillah.
 Introduction.
The World has never been ready for famous Ugandan Native writer Bridget Nakuya, read
their new 2022 Essay, UGANDAN WOMEN WILL BEAT THEIR BREASTS IN THE
FIRE to Confirm. Welcome.
 Abstract
An essay on the phenomena of Brexit in the UK and the return of the Patriarchy through
Europe to Africa.
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An essay on the phenomena of Brexit in the UK and the return of the Patriarchy through
Europe to Africa, titled UGANDAN WOMEN WILL BEAT THEIR BREASTS IN THE
FIRE by famous Ugandan Writer of the memoir James Hill which they self-published on
Scribd.com in the year 2019. Just having dropped out of a 4-year Software Engineering
course at Makerere University to pursue the art of crafting stories, writing. During the
ravaging times of the Ukraine-Russo War, in the year 2022, the famous Ugandan Writer self-
published yet another master piece that would make them even more famous than their first
book, James Hill, which was a memoir type of book, this time around, the famous writer with
an experience of about 5 years of fooling around writing essays on Medium.com,
UGANDAN WOMEN WILL BEAT THEIR BREASTS IN THE FIRE is an epic new Essay
by famous Ugandan Writer Bridget Nakuya.
UGANDAN WOMEN WILL BEAT THEIR BREASTS IN THE FIRE
An essay on the phenomena of Brexit in the UK and the return of the Patriarchy through
Europe to Africa.
While Gatrude Nelisande sat there alone waiting for the g-nut paste mixed with dry smoked
long Nile Perch, also known as African snook, Goliath perch, African barramundi, Goliath
barramundi, Giant lates or the Victoria perch to cook in time before her girlfriend Anyuna
would come back from the bus tower at the village kitawuluzo at Dewinton road, Kampala
road where they had gone to pay their ticket to Kenya for next week, the prettiest girl in the
whole of Kampala city was dying along Kampala road, opposite Centenary Bank/Mapeera
house, opposite Kooki Towers, right in front of Central Police Station(CPS) along the shinning
golden street of the Boulevard, which was 5 kilometres away.
She was Josean Iraneza. The other victims of the November 2021 Ugandan suicide bombings
are Sande Christopher, George Katana, Barnabas Binomugisha, and Isma Basibe. This was
dubbed an Islamic bomb suicide war in November 2021. From late October to mid November
2021, the Allied Democratic Forces (ADF) and the Islamic State Organization carried out for
bombing attacks, 23rd October, 25th October, 29th October, 16th November leaving 11 dead, and
39 injured. Kampala had the first and fourth attacks, with the second attacks happening in
Mpigi district, while the third attacks happened in Nakaseke District. Suspected weapons used
were IEDs and explosive belt, civilians and Uganda’s Security Forces were the target of the
November 2021 Uganda suicide bombings.
Uganda has also openly offered to help Congo fight the group and has maintained that all that
is required is greenlight from Kinshasa to deploy to Beni.
At 9 pm on 23rd October, a bomb exploded in a bar in Komamboga, a suburb in Kawempe,
North Kampala, killing a waitress and injuring three other people.
Three men, pretending to be customers, brought the bomb into the restaurant in a polythene
bag and left it under the table, and on them leaving, it exploded.
On 24th October, the Islamic State claimed responsibility, saying they targeted the
establishment because it is frequented by government employees.
At 5 pm on 25th October, a suicide bomber blew himself up on a bus in Lungala, Mpigi District,
carrying 52 passengers. Three people were wounded in the attack. The bus was travelling
between Masaka and Kampala, the attacker was the only one who died in the incident. A day
later, authorities identified him as a member of the ADF.
On 29th October, two children were killed during a bomb explosion at a village in Nakaseke
District. The device looked like an exotic Jackfruit and was given to the children while they
were playing. The victims were a 14-year old and a disabled child.
On November 16th 2021, at around 10:03 am, three suicide bombers invaded Kampala city in
a twin bomb attack within three minutes of each other. The first bomber blew himself up at
checkpoint of the Central Police Station just opposite Kooki Towers Building along Buganda
road, killing two people, and injuring several others including police officers at the entrance of
the police station, the explosions shuttered glass windows on the CPS building and the Kooki
Tower building. Two other bombers then exploded at Jubilee House along Parliamentary
Avenue about 100 meters from the entrance of the Parliament, killing two more people and
injuring many others. The people killed were three civilians and one policeman. Thirty three
more were injured, including five in critical conditions. More bombs have been found in other
parts of the city. The Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attacks. Security forces killed
seven suspects and arrested 106 more in connection to the attack days later.
On 8th October, Islamic State militants bombed a police post in Kawempe. Nobody was injured
in the attack. It was the first time the Islamic State claimed responsibility for an attack in
Uganda.
On 14th October, the United Kingdom (UK) issued a warning of an imminent terrorist attack,
calling on their nationals to be extremely vigilant about their security especially in crowded
and public places like hotels, transport hubs, restaurants and bars, and during major gatherings
like sporting or religious events. The Uganda Police Force issued a statement urging the public
to keep calm as they continue to review our security posture across the country which continues
to be maintained as normal. The attacks are believed to be a retaliation for recent round-up by
the Ugandan police against persons believed to have links with Islamic State-Central Africa
Province (IS-CAP).
On 24th August, the authorities arrested an ADF member for planning a suicide bombing attack
at the funeral of a Police Commander, who was a major figure in the arrest of the group’s
members.
Between July and August in the areas of Greater Masaka, Uganda, at least 25 civilians were
killed in their houses and in the streets by knifemen/kijambiya during the night.
On the night July 23, two men were riding home on a bicycle when they were ambushed and
attacked by knifemen/Kijambiya. John Kabanda and Vincent Kalya were both hit on the head
and left for dead at Taaga village in Nkoni, Lwengo District in central western Uganda.
Although many thought this was an isolated murder, soon residents in Lwengo District and the
surrounding districts of what is known as Greater Masaka were engulfed in fear as more
murders, committed in similar fashion, were recorded every other night.
On July 31, Joseph Nkanka, 51, and Godfrey Kaweesi, 30, of Nakalete village, Kisekka,
Lwengo District were attacked at around 8pm. The assailants cut them to pieces and left them
unconscious. They died in Masaka Referral Hospital.
On 2nd August, Joseph Bwanika, was attacked at Kisekka “B” village in Kankamba, Lwengo
District and killed. On 4th August, Ddumba Joseph Lutakome, 59, of Katoma village, Lwengo
District was attacked and hit with a blunt object. He died instantly.
On 12th August, Lubega Aramanzan was found dead at Malongo village, Katovu, Lwengo with
cuts to the head. On 15th August, Kayemba Sowedi, 29, a businessman was hacked to death at
Mpumudde village, Byakabirizi, Kyazanga in Lwengo District.
On 16th August, Ibrahim Ssebwana, 50, was attacked by assailants at Byanjiri village, Kito
Parish, Lwengo District and hacked to death. In the same night, Galiwango Paul, 60, of Byanjiri
village and another, a John Doe, only identified as, Monday, 30, of Nasiti, Ndagwe were also
killed.
On 22nd August, Mbaziira Richard, 60, the Deputy Catechist at Kiggo, Kyambogo village,
Nkoni Parish, Lwengo District was killed. On 27th August, Nantale Joyce, 70, was attacked at
Bwasa village, Kasana Parish, Kkingo sub-county. Birungi Barbara, Nantale’s granddaughter
was only 6 years old, when she and granny were also hacked to a merciless mindless death.
The two victims died from Masaka Regional Referral Hospital. On the same day of 27th August,
Fred Bukenya’s home in Nabyewanga village, Nkoni, Lwengo was attacked and his house set
on fire but no one in the family died.
On 28th August, Kirembwe Henry, 81, was attacked and hit on the head using a blunt object.
He died a merciless mindless death. On 29th August, Lusiina Vincent, 70, of Mpumudde,
Lyakibiizi Parish, Lwengo District was attacked while at his home. He was hit on the head and
died instantly.
In the nearby Masaka District, a killing spree was happening almost at the same time. Mukasa
Idrisa, 90, of Kikungwe “A” village, Butale was attacked on the 22nd of August and hit on the
head with a blunt object. He too died a merciless and mindless death.
On the 23rd of August, Mugerwa Francis, 58, of Ssetala village, Senya ward, Kabonera
Division, Masaka city was attacked at his home. He was hit on the head and killed. On the
same day, Kakooza Sulaiman, 54, from Senya village, Senya ward, Kabonera Division, Masaka
was also killed in his home.
On 25th August, Nampijja Muhangaza, 75, from Kasaali village, Bisanje, Kabonera Division,
Masaka, was found at her home preparing supper. She too died after being attacked by the
knifemen/Kijambiya. On the same day, Yeye Peter, 30, a casual labourer from Bisanje village,
Kimanya, Kabonera Division, Masaka, was hit on the head and killed instantly.
On 26th August, Mulindwa Meddi, 45, was attacked in Kisaka village, Kiteredde ward,
Kabonera Division, in Masaka. He was cut on the head and he died instantly. On 29th August,
Nakato Maria, 80, from Kitenga “A” LCI, Kalagala Parish, Nyendo, Mukungwe Division, was
attacked in her house and died from her injuries. While the motive behind the killings and the
identities of the perpetrators is not confirmed so far, authorities suspected that ADF terrorists
were behind the murders.
In a series of traumatising events, the Kijambiya really happened to the innocent civilians of
Uganda in Greater Masaka in the year of 2021, my damned heart bleeds.
The Allied Democratic Forces (ADF) is an Islamic extremist terrorist group originated in
Uganda but is based in the nearby Democratic Republic of the Congo. The group’s insurgency
began in 1996, it kills hundreds of civilians every year, mainly by attacking villages. The most
deadly ADF attack in Uganda was on 8th June, 1998, when the group attacked the Uganda
Technical College, Kichwamba in Kabarole District, killing 80 students and abducting about
100.
In 1997, another major attack was carried out, when the group threw bombs into taxis and
public buildings killing more than 50 people and wounding about 160 others.
On July 11th 2010, suicide bombings were carried against crowds watching a screening of 2010
FIFA World Cup Final match during the World Cup at two locations in Kampala. The attacks
killed 74 people and wounded 70 more. Al-Shabaab, a jihadist Somali, terrorist group claimed
responsibility for the attacks as retaliation for Ugandan support for AMISOM-African Union
Mission In Somalia | Peacekeeping Mission | Somalia, that was recently scheduled to change
names as stated by The United Nations Security Council Resolution 2628, it has authorized
the African Union Peace and Security Council to reconfigure AMISOM and replace it with the
African Union Transition Mission in Somalia (ATMIS), with effect from 1 April 2022.
After 11 years of relative calm, the ADF targeted Uganda in 2021 with the help of State-linked
terrorists.
Another record was reported by UPDF spokesman Felix Kulayigye on the fateful morning of
Tuesday 14th December 2022. “Our intelligence got wind of them and they were intercepted. A
fight is on to decisively deal with the group…” The early morning duel/standoff between the
Ugandan Army and what is believed to have been ADF rebels who were trying to enter Uganda
from Congo, in the village of Rwambale of Ntoroko District/Western Uganda, near River
Semliki in Uganda, the news reported that the gang of rebels in the stampede on the fateful
Tuesday of 13th December 2022, consisted of mainly teenagers and young people, about 17
rebels of the ADF gang were reported killed by the Uganda People’s Defence Forces, the
Ugandan Army. Atleast 2 civilians of Ntoroko District died during this stampede of gunfire
exchange between the UPDF and the ADF.
On 1st June, General Katumba Wamala was traveling in a vehicle when four gunmen appeared
and opened fire, wounding Wamala and killing his driver and his daughter. On this fateful day
of June 1st 2021, the targeted General Katumba Wamala survived the assassination attempt in
Kisaasi, a Kampala suburb, when gunmen attacked and wounded the General, killing his
daughter, a 26-yaer old, Brenda Nantongo, plus the Generals’ driver Haruna Kayondo, leaving
Ugandan General and Minister for Works and Transport Katumba Wamala with gunshot
wounds on both shoulders. A month later, the authorities revealed that the attackers were
Islamic extremists who trained in a Jihadist camp in North Kivu, Congo, and had links with the
ADF and the Islamic State. I sit here and wonder, why do all these young boys sacrifice their
young years to Slavery in the 21st Century Jihadism?
In the past two decades (2000-2010) and that of (2010-2020), one of the more recent suicide
attacks has been the September 11 attacks in 2001, United States, 9/11/2001.
At Another turn of the decade November 2021, like the Japanese Kamikaze pilots of 1944-
1945 during World War (II) right after the 1939 Nazi/German war, the Islamic extremists from
central Africa Republic, Allied Democratic Forces (ADF) terrorized the Uganda community
by a catastrophic suicide bombing around CPS (Central Police Station), with another blast in
the same day happening just after 3 minutes after the first one near Parliament building.
The twin suicide bombings of 16th November 2021 follow the seriously damaging protests in
Kampala in late 2020, November 18th and November 19th, where soldiers dressed in casual
clothes, Special Forces Command (SFC) shot and killed over 42 people in a NUP (Bobi
Wines’s National Unity Platform) vs NRM(Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni’s National
Resistance Movement) dubbed protest.
I saw young men spilling blood for a concept they called Freedom and shook my bloody head
on 18th and 19th November 2020. It reminded me of when I was nineteen, living along 4th
Industrial area, Portbell road near the Uganda railway in Central City Centre, Kampala City.
A moslem man who had a huge black beard with a Tanzania wife, maama Zahara, always made
huge dinners at his home and during the times of December 1990, as the native Ugandan-19
year old that I was, every day since the war against the Mogadishu government and its police,
I would be in Mr. Yasiin’s home at 7 pm, every day.
While Mr. Yasiin and his family prayed their evening prayers in preparation for the huge
dinner that was to ensue, my eyes would be glued already to the coloured-only tv inside the
huge gold plated majestic cupboard inside Mr. Yasiin’s majestic sitting room, only 19 years,
of course the moslem man’s daughter Shadia gave me massive butterflies in the bosom, but
watching those guys swinging their guns in the air, seeing Mogadishu on the big screen inside
Mr. Yasiin’s home, the images were vivid, the guns were visible and loud, the tv shook and
guns started hailing down on me, it was 1990 and Mogadishu was falling, I was falling too.
This is how eating pilawo in a moslem family had to happen when I was 19, Mr. Yasiin and
his family would all at the clock of 7:30 pm get up from their prayer mats, one by one, no one
talked to the other while they walked out of the prayer-side-room just on the outside of
Mr.Yasiins gigantic house, by 7:45pm, everyone who had attended prayers was washing their
hands, even me the staunch catholic who carried their rosaries like a cross around my long
Muganda-Munyarwanda neck, looking like I was Jesus with a rosary always around my long
kaloli neck, I would also be washing my hands by 7:45 pm, getting ready to partake in one of
the best times of living in that damn town at Dewinton at such a young age. For me food time
in Mr. Yasiin’s home was the time to recapture my Africanisms, the time to see another part of
my Africa, besides my own Uganda on free cable tv, the time to eat pilawo.
7:45 pm was food time and the watching of Africans kill themselves in crimson in Mogadishu
inside Mr. Yasiins golden gigantic house, that’s what I was doing in 1990, falling in love with
a Moslem girl, before life became hard. Today, my mother tells me I will never marry a Moslem
woman, that I’m a very good catholic boy who needs a catholic princess. Today I sleep some
days hungry. Gone are the days of Mr. Yasiin’s free pilawo, free cable tv to see what’s
happening around the world, free dates with Mr.Yasiins daughter, Shadia. Gone are the days.
Now, to take a lady to FoodHub, Café Javas, Hotel Diplomat, Kaffe Kaffe, Eclipse, a cool
urban bar at the top of Protea Hotel at Skyz at Naguru Hill, Kampala, Uganda, or the
magnificent Hickory-the Woody Wine and Dine Restaurant near Wampewo Avenue, plot 11
Ngabo road, Kampala, mbu ate Latitude in the hills of Makindye, Kampala, Uganda, what!,
you have to be a whole bank governor to do that, like the great late Emmanuel Tumusiime
Mutebile, Uganda’s longest serving bank governor, subjugated to Bank Of Uganda, the man
was almost as rich as Al Hajji Yasiin of my 1990’s Africa. If you hear a Ugandan man saying
that Ugandan women love what they call a walking ATM’ believe them, hear the little boys
out, because brother, sister, a Ugandan woman loves her purse hugeeeeee, ha! 1990’s Africa
of the line of Mogadishu on free cable tv, free pilawo, free friendships, free love, Bismillah.
Josean Iraneza was a young beauty Queen. She was black, a former Ugandan beauty, a former
Ugandan princess, a former innocent Ugandan citizen, student, my heart stays open to learn
how to let go.
Josean Iraneza’s parents are Ugandan civilians and Now Ugandan Women will beat their
breasts in the fire with Josean Iraneza’s parents. che, che, che, (check)
Ever since I completed my studies at Uganda Christian University in 2015, I thought I would
just throw my life away to the pits, allow the gods do their worst, take away the breath they
gave me, at this juncture I had allowed the spirit of the village-clown-Owino to overshadow
my entire black spirit, like an estranged Jesus fighting all those market people in his father’s
kingdom, mounds of emotion were bursting out of my heart relentlessly the day I met Anyuna.
My mother after a rushed death of covid19, I was not even aware of the time she passed had it
not been for David Munyere shouting at me so loud like I was his little kid bro.

Driving of the Merchants From the Temple by Scarsellino or Ippolito Scarsella (1550 or
1551-28th October 1620)
Note on the Italian Artist Scarsellino:
Scarsellino or Ippolito Scarsella (1550 (or 1551) – 28 October 1620) was an Italian mid-to-
late sixteenth century reformist painter and one of the most important representatives of the
School of Ferrara, the School of Ferrara was a group of painters which flourished in the
duchy of Ferrara during the Renaissance. Ferrara was ruled by the Este family, well known
for its patronage of the arts. Patronage was extended with the ascent of Ercole d'Este I in
1470, and the family continued in power till Alfonso II, Ercole's great-grandson, died without
an heir in 1597. The duchy was then occupied in succession by Papal and Austrian forces.
The school evolved styles of painting that appeared to blend influences
from Mantua, Venice, Lombardy, Bologna, and Florence.
The ties to Bolognese School were particularly strong. Much of the local collections, like those
of the Gonzaga family in Mantua, were dispersed with the end of the Este line in 1598.
Especially in the late 15th century Ferrara was also a main centre of engraving in Italy. The
most famous prints it produced are the two sets traditionally, if inaccurately, known as
the Mantegna Tarocchi, each by an unidentified master.
Scarsellino’s landscapes of both sacred and secular themes strongly anticipate the landscape
painting traditions of the 17th century.
Note from the Bible:
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple,
and overthrew the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And
said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it
a den of thieves.
— Matthew 21:12–13
It was 2:30 pm on Thursday in 2020.
Even before I had finished my degree, my mother was able to convince my dad, to give me a
driver’s job with his cool huge soldier cars. My mother gave birth to me as first-born son with
my father who went on to become a state minister in Yoweri Kaguta Tibuhaburwa Museveni’s
government of fat salaries for State Ministers, she gave birth to my other two siblings Amoon
and Asiimu only after divorcing my father because he was a poor man, so I totally understand
when David Munyere, my step little brother shouts at me and proclaims, “Your mother is dead
Kibe’ now you will understand that me and my father feed you, we have been feeding yours
and your mother’s big stomachs for so long, glad she is dead, now we no longer have to pretend
to be your comrades, you poor raaaaaaa. ” pyaaaaaaaaaa
Before David finished himself and his big mouth, I pounced on him hard like a thief in
Nakasero Market, they tell me that we fought for over 50 minutes before his big sister came in,
shouted at me to leave the house immediately, never to return, or else I bring the curse of death
to the State Minister’s house.
When I went back to Karagi, Wakiso to bury my mother, neither the State Minister, my father,
nor the rugged dad that is the father of my siblings Amoon and Asiimu showed up, but the
village drunk was there definitely, all the village folk showed such good care of me and my
siblings I regreted why I never enjoyed coming back to the village instead of spending all my
hard earned cash driving the State Minister on my girlfriends, being young sucks, I feel so tired,
I’m not complaining about money today honestly, the people of Karagi have showed me that
African values never die, the values of community, the values of care, the values of love, I truly
felt proud how me and my sisters and the people of Karagi managed to put my mother to rest
without the help of her husband and my father the State Minister, or the rugged emptiness of
the father of my siblings Amoon and Asiimu. Before my mother’s death, I honestly thought
that money is everything, but now there is more to that, maybe some character, maybe attending
some village burials among the urban youth should come back because who will help us lay
our mothers to rest when our fathers flee, maybe the legend that says that do not put all your
eggs in one basket should be up on the bill-boards of my broken heart, because I think dear
reader, that I may have put a little bit too many eggs in this basket. Falling in love with Anyuna.
Thinking I would pull off the Fundraiser for my online business. Oh! What many eggs around
my little stupid heart that falls in love too fast, broke, when I went too far to think that I would
out run her to the bus-tower at the village kitawuluzo, at Dewinton road, Kampala, Uganda.
On Thursday 20th October 2022, Liz Truss of the United Kingdom (UK) resigned her
Conservative vs the House of Common People in the UK Parliament, before even Monday
moon of 24th October could show her pretty face, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
(UK), Boris Johnson who apparently was trash back in 2019 when Femininity/Feminism/the
Queen of England still ruled and had been a scandalous engagement being told to resign, only
for the Patriarchy to kak, ku, grow into a rapturous long long red and blue horse-life golden-
shining tree, like raaaaaa.The Kings are back. The death of the Queen of England has opened
the door of men are trash, men are trash, men are trash, nye, nye, nye bullshit talk because I
think the Patriarchy is back ladies and gentleman, everyone take the driver’s seat or you may
fall off, Tesla, Space X, kill switch, kill-joy, joy-stick, Twitter, Keyboard Maniacs, holy
Armageddon all in the air. We are indeed Space Invaders.
Boris Johnson and other competitors already, almost, could not wait to parade their 100-
Parliamentary votes in order to pounce at the Prime Minister position like huge hungry howling
leopards before the 24th of Monday, October 2022.
After analysing what United states, Canada’s First lady Sophie Grégoire Trudeau said in a
quote, “The differences that separate human beings are nothing compared to the similarities
that bond us together,” sometimes I think there is really not a big difference between Africans
and Whites, I wonder if Ermelo, South Africa’s reggae Rastafarian musician Lucky Dube (
born on 3rd August 1964 and brutally murdered in the Johannesburg suburb, Rosettenville on
the evening of 18 October 2007) was tight-right in his blue bird heart when he belted different
colours…one people, who knows?
Now Pakistan Journalist Arshad Sharif suffers the same fate of South Africa’s legend Lucky
Dube after being shot on the evening of Sunday 23rd October 2022 in Kenya by Kenyan Police
in what they dubbed a case of “Mistaken Identity" during a search for a similar car involved in
a case of child abduction, according to a report by the Associated Press … senseless so-called
mistaken identity killing of the innocent, the innocent killing of black identities has to stop
everywhere around the world, the innocent killing of journalist-world spokesmen has to stop
everywhere in the world, the innocent killing of Presidents has to stop everywhere in the world,
the innocent killing of musician-world known songbirds has to stop everywhere in the world.
John Lennon, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Lucky Dube, Arshad Sharif, November 2021 Ugandan
civilians, 9/11/2001 United States victims, all some kind of hard pill to swallow, the ancestors
of the land say stop.
The American writer Kurt Vonnegut in his book Breakfast of Champions, copyright © 1973
by Kurt Vonnegut, wrote about the murder of the president John F. Kennedy like this
“Dwayne had a hamburger and French fries and a Coke at his newest Burger Chef, which was
out on Crestview Avenue, across the street from where the new John F. Kennedy High School
was going up. John F. Kennedy had never been in Midland City, but he was a President of the
United States who was shot to death. Presidents of the country were often shot to death. The
assassins were confused by some of the same bad chemicals which troubled Dwayne. Dwayne
certainly wasn’t alone, as far as having bad chemicals inside of him was concerned. He had
plenty of company throughout all history.”
It reminds me of the time when the late Uganda’s General, Elly Tumwine (born 12 April 1954–
25 August 2022) spoke during the 18th and 19th 2020 November massacre of more 50 people,
in defence of the Uganda Police force, the general said, “Police has the right to shoot you and
kill you if you reach a certain level of violence, we have yet to establish those who were shot,
actually who shot them and under what circumstances, that’s a matter of investigation.”
I feel like throwing the Joker-kind of paint all over the African Police, the laughing-out-loud-
like-a-maniac-kind of paint, angry and bitter kind of paint, call me Vincent Willem van Gogh
hard with the paint brush on Wheatfield with Crows, but first fuck the Black Police.

Wheatfield with Crows, 1890 by Vincent Willem van Gogh (Dutch: [ˈvɪnsənt ˈʋɪləm vɑŋ
ˈɣɔx] (30 March 1853 – 29 July 1890)
Note on Wheatfield with Crows:
Wheatfield with Crows (Dutch: Korenveld met kraaien) is a July 1890 painting by Vincent van
Gogh. It has been cited by several critics as one of his greatest works.
It is commonly stated that this was van Gogh's final painting because Vincente Minnelli’s 1956
biopic “Lust for Life” depicts van Gogh painting it shortly before killing himself. His final
painting in actuality was "Tree Roots." The evidence of his letters suggests that Wheatfield
with Crows was completed around 10 July and predates such paintings as Auvers Town Hall
on 14 July 1890 and Daubigny's Garden. Moreover, Jan Hulsker has written that a painting of
harvested wheat, Field with Stacks of Wheat must be a later painting.
The Van Gogh Museum's Wheatfield with Crows was painted in July 1890, in the last weeks
of van Gogh's life. Many have claimed it as his last painting, while it is also possible Tree
Roots, or the previously mentioned Daubigny's Garden, was his final painting.
Wheat Field with Crows, made on a double-square canvas, depicts a dramatic, cloudy sky filled
with crows over a wheat field. A sense of isolation is heightened by a central path leading
nowhere and by the uncertain direction of flight of the crows. The windswept wheat field fills
two-thirds of the canvas. Jules Michelet, one of van Gogh's favourite authors, wrote of crows:
"They interest themselves in everything, and observe everything. The ancients, who lived far
more completely than ourselves in and with nature, found it no small profit to follow, in a
hundred obscure things where human experience as yet affords no light, the directions of so
prudent and sage a bird." Kathleen Erickson finds the painting as expressing both sorrow and
a sense of his life coming to an end. The crows are used by van Gogh as a symbol of death and
rebirth, or of resurrection. The road, in contrasting colours of red and green, is said by Erickson
to be a metaphor for a sermon he gave based on Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress where the
pilgrim is sorrowful that the road is so long, yet rejoices because the Eternal City waits at the
journey's end.
Wheatfield Under Thunderclouds (1890)
About 10 July 1890 van Gogh wrote to his brother Theo and his wife Jo Bonger, saying that he
had painted another three large canvases at Auvers since visiting them in Paris on 6 July. Two
of these are described as immense stretches of wheatfields under turbulent skies, thought to be
Wheatfield under Clouded Sky and Wheatfield with Crows, and the third is Daubigny's Garden.
He wrote that he had made a point of expressing sadness, later adding "extreme loneliness" (de
la solitude extrême), but also says he believes the canvases show what he considers healthy
and fortifying about the countryside (and adds that he intended to take them to Paris as soon as
possible).
Walther and Metzger, in Van Gogh: The Complete Paintings, state that "There is nothing in
van Gogh's words to support a simplistic interpretation along the lines of artistic angst and
despair – nor is there any evidence for the widely-held belief that it was this painting that van
Gogh had on his easel at the time he killed himself." They refer to a June 1880 letter of van
Gogh's, in which he compared himself to a bird in a cage, and remark: "The crows in the
painting, in other words, were an altogether personal symbol closely associated with van
Gogh's own life".
These paintings are all examples of van Gogh's elongated double-square canvases, used
exclusively by him in the last few weeks of his life, in June and July 1890.
The painting is held in the collection of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, as is Wheatfield
under Clouded Sky.
Wheatfield with Crows was stolen and quickly recovered in 1991 along with 19 other van Gogh
paintings; the painting was "severely damaged" during the heist.
Note on the Artist, Vicent Willem van Gogh
Vincent Willem van Gogh (Dutch: [ˈvɪnsənt ˈʋɪləm vɑŋ ˈɣɔx] (listen); [note on birth] 30 March
1853 – 29 July 1890) was a Dutch Post-Impressionist painter who posthumously became one
of the most famous and influential figures in Western Art History. In a decade, he created about
2,100 artworks, including around 860 oil paintings, most of which date from the last two years
of his life. They include landscapes, still lifes, portraits and self-portraits, and are characterised
by bold colours and dramatic, impulsive and expressive brushstrokes that contributed to the
foundations of Modern Art. Not commercially successful, he struggled with severe depression
and poverty, eventually leading to his suicide at age 37.
Born into an upper-middle class family, Van Gogh drew as a child and was serious, quiet, and
thoughtful. As a young man, he worked as an art dealer, often traveling, but became depressed
after he was transferred to London. He turned to religion and spent time as a Protestant
missionary in southern Belgium. He drifted in ill health and solitude before taking up painting
in 1881, having moved back home with his parents. His younger brother Theo supported him
financially; the two kept a long correspondence by letter. His early works, mostly still lifes and
depictions of peasant labourers, contain few signs of the vivid colour that distinguished his
later work. In 1886, he moved to Paris, where he met members of the avant-garde, including
Émile Bernard and Paul Gauguin, who were reacting against the Impressionist sensibility. As
his work developed he created a new approach to still lifes and local landscapes. His paintings
grew brighter as he developed a style that became fully realised during his stay in Arles in the
South of France in 1888. During this period he broadened his subject matter to include series
of olive trees, wheat fields and sunflowers.
Van Gogh suffered from psychotic episodes and delusions and though he worried about his
mental stability, he often neglected his physical health, did not eat properly and drank heavily.
His friendship with Gauguin ended after a confrontation with a razor when, in a rage, he cut
part of his own left ear. He spent time in psychiatric hospitals, including a period at Saint-
Rémy. After he discharged himself and moved to the Auberge Ravoux in Auvers-sur-Oise near
Paris, he came under the care of the homeopathic doctor Paul Gachet. His depression persisted,
and on 27 July 1890, Van Gogh is believed to have shot himself in the chest with a revolver,
dying from his injuries two days later.
Van Gogh was commercially unsuccessful during his lifetime, and he was considered a
madman and a failure. As he only became famous after his suicide, he came to be seen as a
misunderstood genius in the public imagination. His reputation grew in the early 20th century
as elements of his style came to be incorporated by the Fauves and German Expressionists. He
attained widespread critical and commercial success over the ensuing decades, and is
remembered as an important but tragic painter whose troubled personality typifies the romantic
ideal of the tortured artist. Today, Van Gogh's works are among the world's most expensive
paintings to have ever sold, and his legacy is honoured by a museum in his name, the Van Gogh
Museum in Amsterdam, which holds the world's largest collection of his paintings and
drawings.
Okay, enough of Vicent Willem van Gogh, enough of all that sunflower bullshit, this isn’t no
sunflowers and roses kind of bullshit essay, nah, it’s all goth, suicide and graves, let me hear
you say truth is sour. To continue with the rant herein, I want to stand aside and shame all those
who held their guns and shot back at the defenceless youth of 18th-19th Uganda protest ahead
of Uganda’s January 14th 2021 presidential elections, seeing the black police force being
careless with human life, with their brother’s lives and I’m tempted to say it’s the problem of
being black, being with a monkey brain, I want to stand there and paint shame but fuck me too
if Kenya Police survives the harsh criminal law police of activist-general of Pakistan, Khan
Tehreek-e-Insaf, oh dear ancestors I wonder. Pakistan is the fifth largest country in the world
by population and 42nd largest economy. In 2019, the Pakistan Rupee and its 225.2 million
people sored. Pakistan is one of those states that has stood the taste of time since the harsh
testing times of covid19 and up to now in 2022, it still cares for its dead. Even when Zimbabwe
whopped Pakistan at the World cup T20 in Perth, Australia, when the National Pakistan team/
Park Cricket Team lost to Zimbabwe’s National Team, I was proud to see thousands choose to
pay respect to fallen angel, Pakistan Journalist killed by Kenyan Police Arshad Sharif, you
could see that the people of Pakistan didn’t even care about that Zimbabwean loss, nope, they
just wanted to pay their last respects to the brother for one last time, Arshad Sharif.
A Muslim majority state in South Asia, Pakistan is covered by OHCHR Headquarters. It also
falls under the UN Human Rights Training and Documentation Centre for South-West Asia
and the Arab Region.
The populous multi-ethnic country of South Asia, Pakistan has historically Indo, Urdu, and
Iranian speaking total of about 235, 409, 000 people, with a head of state as of 2021: President
Arif Alvi and Head of Government: Prime Minister and a beautiful capital of Islamabad.
Oh ancestors of Wakanda, ancestors of the Black Panther, ancestors of the land, bless the big
elephant in the fight against the big criminal law court cases against the huge force of a country
that is Pakistan. Bismillah al ha Akbar, me dear lovely reader, any tea on Kenya anytime, haha
haha, che, che, che, osilike, (check)
Anyway, before I choke myself laughing at neighbouring state Kenya, I really would like to
highlight another moment that made my African spirit sore even bigger, it was during one of
the matches in the FIFA World Cup of 2022, it was when West North African Country Morocco
beat European country Portugal to become the first African National Football Team to make it
to the FIFA World Cup Final Four since the invention of the World Cup Football Game in the
1930’s.
Could the old-humanist-legend that says that the differences between us are what bind us
because such greedy and strong strategic jackals, black or white, all hungry for power, the
coloured-only tv is bursting with graphic pixels, click-clak, clik-clak, crimson, I had never seen
before or after since the chaotic images of Somalia’s line of Mogadishu on Mr.Yasiins cable
tv back in 1990 Africa, two decades after and boom, do you kotow with peace brother, sister?
The famous Alfred Nobel was kind of right when he stated
“One can state, without exaggeration that the observation of and the search for similarities
and differences are the basis of all human knowledge.”
For a long time I have known that Uganda is a British colony and I have always wondered what
was similar between the colony and colonised, like if Rwanda is a French colony, what lines
of interconnectedness are there between a Rwandan Native and a French native, or if Namibia
is a say a Germany colony, then what similarities are there between a Namibian Native and a
Germany Native, it can even be just around the dynamics of culture, language, politics, food
or even entertainment. This seems like a good time to brag about the Sir Lanka win, now that
I mistakenly mention Namibia as one of my analogies in the paragraph before this one, yes,
Namibia played Asia’s Sri Lanka and won, hurray to the Namibian spirit, uhm yeah, any
African win bruises my black soul in a real sweet way you know even if I don’t know all the
details, I just really hate football, l’m not like other boys who die to watch football, me, nah,
just poetry and books you know, it’s been a long time coming since I learnt to find solace in
my craft, find solace in my stories and now the adult-world where I don’t get free pilawo from
Mr. Yasiin’s house and free cable tv to find/watch all about the crimson in other African
countries besides my own little pearl of Africa, Uganda, it does not feel so grey, this adult-
world, it is easier on books. Tips’ maaan. A book is an extended suicide.
The Pakistan-down-through to India-down-through to Sri Lanka-down-across-through-to
Kenya-up-across-through to the United kingdom (UK), a love triangle that’s never been seen
all around the world sweeps across the world, a love as loud as the village clown-Owino.
At this juncture, before I draw for you my beautiful Iran-THE IRAN-PAKISTAN-INDIA-SRI
LANKA-KENYA-UPTHROUGH-TO THE UK CRICLE, I would like to address the newly
resolved Venezuela vs America historical Prisoner Swap.
[Venezuela vs America] Come to think of war, is Venezuela in support of Putin. Speaking of
swaps, did you hear of the most recent prisoner swap, following the famous [Venezuela vs
America] swap, I did, I know it involved some rowdy country called Russia. It’s so recent it
must have happened just in the wee hours of the day Morocco National Team that made it to
the final four of FIFA World Cup 2022, was to play Kylian Mbappé’s France, the famous
cool day of Wednesday, 14th December/12/Gatonya/Jesus’s Month, the month when
Museveni ate Christmas-this dude done went and met Joe Biden in the US for real, this dude
went ahead and put Uganda on the map by travelling abroad frequently in the busy month of
December 2022, he even done went to Japan, lmao, so as a writer of this essay, I take this
opportunity to thank my own President Yoweri Kaguta Tibuhaburwa Museveni for stepping
up in the King’s shoes, hail all the King, for taking Uganda to the world, I really think
Museveni ate Christmas of 2022 and every Ugandan testifies with me. Muzeeyi yakikuba
kuluno mwana. Ghetto oye, che, che, che, (check)
I really think I’m enjoying myself with all this Musevenism/Africanisms/Negritude/Black
Intellectualism/Transformationism/Nationalism/Diplomacy talk lmao lol but l’m a
Professional Writer now lol, so I tend not to waste much of my Reader’s time not laughing at
my own jokes lmao lol.
Now, the famous Historical Prisoner Swap of [Venezuela vs America] when 2 relatives to
first president of Venezuela were arrested in America over drug charges, Venezuela in turn
arrested 7 innocent Americans, and in the famous year that ended the cold war, the Russo-
Ukraine war that broke out on the 24th of February 2022, ending suddenly with a strange
brilliant victory by Ukraine on the morning of 11th November 2022, what looked like a
joyous victory followed with a saddening incident in Przewodow, a village in Polish farmland
in Eastern Poland, near the border with Ukraine on November 16th 2022, where two men
were killed by a “Mistaken Identity” missile from the remains of war in Ukraine. A farmer
and a shopkeeper were the sudden innocent victims of War on the 16th November 2022.
Polish Radio Station ZET reported that two stray rockets fell on the village, causing the
explosion, although later reports indicated that there was only one missile. NATO members
started to review the evidence soon after the explosion was reported. Boguslaw Wos &
Bogdan Ciupek were killed in an explosion at a grain dryer. Polish officials stated that the
cause of the explosion was unknown. Just an ordinary day for an ordinary farmer and a shop
keeper in the dead times of 2022, the ancestors say stop. Now Ugandan Women will beat
their breasts in the fire for Poland’s November 16th 2022 War victims, God bless. Jesus
Walks. Stamp that scarf, che, che, che, (check)
In October of 2022, a historical prisoner swap happened between America and Venezuela.
It’s just after the war, the calendar reads 14:32 pm EAT 17th Musenene 2022 and I feel
White, Blue, Red.
In Remembrance of strong Russian flag of War
© Author of this essay Bridget Nakuya year: 2022, November, 17th, 15:24 pm EAT.
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Along the lines of Politics and Language given we are making an effort at writing an essay
alright, I had never seen such scuffle in any Political arena as I had seen inside both the
Uganda and United Kingdom/UK’s Parliaments. Just recently, as a Ugandan Native, I had
endured Stella Nyanzi’s breast poems about the death of Hon. Jacob Oulanyah who had been
former Speaker of Uganda’s 11th parliament.
On April 9, 2022 at 3:37 PM, Dr. Stella Nyanzi write in a tweet
“My book manuscript of 57 poems marking 57 years of Jacob Oulanyah’s life in press. Book
your copy while the whirlwind that blew away the tent covering his casket is still blowing!
Museveni(sts) must stop poisoning Ugandans.

The book Dr. Stella Nyanzi released immediately after Jacob Oulanyah is titles EULOGIES
OF MY MOUTH, Poems for A Poisoned Uganda.
After the famous eloquent speaker dying, the parliament of Uganda put on a whole staccato
show for the whole Nation to see and listen in while the election of the next Speaker of
Parliament ensued. The same situation shows itself mid-October/20th Thursday 2022 at the
England Parliamentary Offices, the Queen of England has just died, and with all her power
had elected Liz Truss to be Prime Minister of UK of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,
commonly known as United Kingdom (UK) or Britain.
The UK of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as United Kingdom (UK)
or Britain, is a country in Europe, off the north-western coast of the continental mainland. It
comprises England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The United Kingdom includes the
islands of Great Britain, the north-eastern part of the island of Ireland, and many smaller
islands within the British Isles. Northern Ireland shares a land border with the Republic of
Ireland; otherwise, the United Kingdom is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, the North Sea,
the English Channel, the Celtic Sea and the Irish Sea. The total area of the United Kingdom is
242,495 square kilometres (93,628 sq. mi), with an estimated 2020 population of more than
67 million people.
The United Kingdom is a Constitutional Monarchy and Parliamentary Democracy. The
capital and largest city is London, a global city and financial centre with a metropolitan area
population of over 14 million. Other major cities include Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow,
Liverpool and Leeds. Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland have their own developed
governments, each with varying powers.
The United Kingdom has evolved from a series of annexations, unions and separations of
constituent countries over several hundred years. The Treaty of Union between the Kingdom
of England (which included Wales, annexed in 1542) and the Kingdom of Scotland in 1707
formed the Kingdom of Great Britain. Its union in 1801 with the Kingdom of Ireland created
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. Most of Ireland seceded from the UK in
1922, leaving the present United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which
formally adopted that name in 1927. The UK became the world’s first industrialised country
and was the world’s foremost power during the 19th and early 20th centuries. In the 21st
century, the UK retains considerable economic, cultural, military, scientific, technological
and political influence.
The nearby Isle of Man, Guernsey and Jersey are not part of the UK, being Crown
Dependencies with the British Government responsible for defence and international
representation. There are also 14 British Overseas Territories, the last remnants of the British
Empire which, at its height in the 1920’s encompassed almost a quarter of the world’s
landmass and a third of the world’s population, and was the largest empire in history. British
influence can be observed in the language, culture and the legal and political systems of many
of its former colonies, case study being Uganda, one of British’s former colonies.
You should have totally seen the Football match between Morocco [the colonised] and
France [the coloniser] fucking Dempsey dumb bitch, whoosh, Casablanca was on fire. The
whole of fucking Arabian Qatari was on fire. Doha, Shams, Amir, Souq, Waqif, El-Bait
Stadium, in the early November of 2022, when FIFA World Cup 2022 was beginning, Qatar
was a Country criticized on how Migrant workers are treated, on how the LGBTQ+
Community is treated, and Racism issues, but nearing its finals as the FIFA World Cup finals
scheduled for 18th December 2022, with the final four as Brazil, Argentina, France and
Morocco/Croatia, the African giants of Morocco hustle it out in Qatar. Qatari culture lingers
everywhere, as of the cool Wednesday of 14th December 2022, the day the African giants
from the North meet with Kylian Mbappé’s France, the ancestors say Football not War.
The United Kingdom has the world’s sixth-largest economy by nominal gross domestic
(GDP), and the eighth-largest by purchasing power parity. It has a high-income economy and
a very high Human Development Index rating, ranking 18th in the world. It also performs
well in international rankings of education, healthcare, life expectancy and human
development. It is a recognized Nuclear State and is ranked fourth globally in military
expenditure. It has been a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council since
its first session in 1946.
The United Kingdom is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, the Council of Europe,
the G7, the Group of Ten, the G20, Five Eyes, the United Nations, NATO, AUKUS, the
Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), Interpol, and the World
successor, the European Union (EU), from its accession in 1973 until its withdrawal in 2020
following a referendum held in 2016. As mentioned prior, United Kingdom (UK) consists of
a Constitutional Monarchy and Parliamentary Democracy, the Queen chose her but the
conservative party, the house of the commons, the Patriarchy Boris Johnson, together, under
the new King, King Charles III, say no to Liz Truss.
They claim that they don’t trust the beautiful Liz Truss who is a clever woman. Its 2022, and
a clever Woman has no claws to fight the blood thirsty Patriarchy out to eat her. They step
down, resign, leave, and now Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire… and now
United Kingdom dances the dance of the Kakalabanda, ko, ko, ko, I knock behind doors past
midnight looking for 100 parliamentary-seat votes, ko, ko, ko, I don’t care who’s dead or if
the cement on their grave is dry-yet, no, I knock behind doors past midnight, in the dark,
looking for 100 parliamentary-seat votes to my death, this is now a game of eat money to
your Death.
Avoid the bad habit of eating money all the time dear reader, you could try some milk, bread
& butter, some more eggs in the system for the Calcium dear lovely reader, or maybe rice and
some of that g-nut paste Gatrude Nelisande is preparing for her lover, Anyuna. Gatrude
Nelisande is my next door neighbour and I can smell the smoked African snook in the g-nut
paste all the way through the slits of my long, sharp Munyarwanda nose with a hint of
Baganda beautifulness, I’m a Muganda man born of a Muganda man and a Munyarwanda
woman, no scent, no smell, no word, dear reader, escapes me nowadays, even when they are
fucking, those fucking young youths, I envy them.
Gatrude Nelisande and her girlfriend Anyuna, I hear their noises, damn the youth, they annoy
the man now, in his 50’s, who misses his youth like hell, I almost want to shake all the youth
of today and beg them to lower their fucking noises and their Zex Bilangilangi songs that
they play on loud speakers in the Capital, Kampala. Maybe if they played some Hassan
Nduga, I’d be pretty happy, one of the few Ugandan musicians a man of my age can try to
listen to, damn the youth, damn all their Revolution stories. All those stories that some young
Ugandan writer who is not even a certified scientist, that such a young lad invented
something called sc19v, are Ugandans real to believe this bullshit, if I had breasts too my
lovely reader, I would damn well be beating them in the fire too right now, because what
now, sc19v my ass.
My dear reader, when you were being laid out of your mother’s wombs in 1990, I was
nineteen, looking at crimson, African blood flowing everywhere like black lives don’t matter
on the long road to freedom in Mogadishu, Somalia, under Al Hajji’s house Mr. Yasiin
Kakomo.
Do not let the devil to tempt you into becoming one of those money eating machines, okay,
alright. Sometimes I look at the women around me and laugh, these Ugandan women, they
work so hard but ask them what is the name of your business, what is the Registered name of
your business, does your business have a professional looking Landing Page/ Home Page/
Website Name on the internet, what is the Social Media Strategy behind your business, do
you have a Registered Logo or Trademark for your Product? and myee, but the way they are
fast to copy high class ladies on tv, ladies like German’s former Chancellor Angella Dorothea
Maerkel trends mbu ate now Liz Truss left her big job of Prime Minister back in the United
kingdom (UK), so baby don’t think you are safe, nange I can leave you baby if you don’t give
me sente za kamezza of 50,000 Ugx everyday… you can imagine really.
Me, personally, Ugandan women give me a strong headache, kanzunzu, they honestly drive
me wild, like a strong urge to be in a Fight Club with them, just for laughs it would be, this
Fight Club, but meanwhile, you just wait, you see all that Feminism stuff the Women in the
Middle east gulf, what the Women are doing over in South Asia, the capital next to the FIFA
soccer World placing for World Cup hosting city, 2022, Doha, Qatar, what the Women of
Myanmar are doing with the concept of Feminism, the Political Prisoners of Myanmar, what
the Women of Ethiopia, the Women of Eritrea, the Women of Tigray are doing to liberate
their Nations from the Civil War under Ethiopian Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Abiy Ahmed.
Iran, a mountainous avid and ethnically diverse country of South Western Asia is officially
the Islamic Republic of Iran and also called Persia. It is a Country in Western Asia. It is
boarded by Iraq and Turkey to the West. Much of Iran consists of Central desert Plateau
which is ringed on all sides.
In Iran, even some in Iraq, Afghanstan against the Taliban, Women in Iran are marching on
their own little feet along the giant feet of the Iranian Men, chanting things like, “We are
ready to die, but we won’t live under humiliation” after the Iranian Morality Police arrested
Masha Amini, a 22 year old who was veiled but the morality police accusing her of wearing
her hijab wrongly. They arrested Masha Amini in downtown Tehran, Iran on 21st September
2022 only for her to be announced dead on the same day 21st September 2022…protests
broke out on 21st September 2022 and still ongoing as of today Sunday 30th October 2022.
All these heightened times of the Patriarchy pushback, Ugandan Women bo, just give them
anything hot and they will ride, you just wait, soon enough, every Ugandan lady will be a
member of Feminism, you just wait, soon they will all be chanting Misogyny out Misogyny
out, you will think they know what they are chanting kumbe, hmmmm, Ugandan Women
ahaaaaaaa, me you give a Kenyan chick any day, those Women know their Feminism right,
even Tanzanian women will do in this case honestly…Now Ugandan Women will beat their
breasts in the fire for Masha Amini, only 22 years…Now Ugandan Women will beat their
breasts in the fire for Hadis Najafi, only 20 years…Now Ugandan women will beat their
breasts in fire for all the beautiful Halloween October 2022 souls of South Korea, Seoul, the
village clown-Owino, on the night of 30th October 2022, just like in a domino crescendo, ate
out the souls of the young Kings and Queens of Korea, South Korea burst to the seams with
loud teenagers, Iranian Women headscarves down, trump the headscarf, che, che, che…
move it rasta (check) … trump it down (check)…when Iranian women trampled their head
scarves and screamed at the Patriarchy and they called to the Western Women, Feminists
from the United States, the United Kingdom (UK) and abroad Feminists from all over the
world to join them in their fight and that’s when I knew the love triangle was complete, the
love circle was taking over the world, network was taking over the world, clear connection
was taking over the world, free cable tv.
And while the world almost lost its balance on all the Feminist wave going on in the Middle
East of the World, Iran, the ever craziest Halloween swoosh stampede of all time in Seoul
wins Halloween 2022. 155 in a domino like effect, all lost their lives on the night of
Halloween eve, I have never been so horrified, and I respect South Korean president Yoon
Suk-yeol so much for setting up a national mourning period of 9 days that took place from 1st
October until 9th October of the year of miracles 2022, stay strong South Korea.
South Korea looks for its bright lights, the youth, and the Korean sky belches in angst, shiki
shak shik shak shoo and as I watched Italian Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni turn her back on
African migrants on ship “Ocean Viking,” France picking them up I wondered what has the
world turned into, turning away from those who need our help, if I was ever a diplomat who
was able to make big decisions about people and migrations, I would suggest to president
Yoon Suk-yeol that Uganda is empty, big and full of African Sun, our bars are almost empty
on Halloween Mr. President Yoon Suk-yeol, and if you talk to my president Mr. Yoweri
Tibuhaburwa Museveni Kaguta, then you would know that he is always welcome to
migrants, Uganda is one of the leading Refugee hosting Country and that is thanks to the
open mindedness of the Ugandan President Sir Yoweri Kaguta Tibuhaburwa Museveni, so if
South Korea, Seoul ever feels too crowded ever again, Sir Yoon Suk-yeol, the Uganda-South
Korea Channel all the way from Seoul, South Korea to Uganda, Kampala is open for any
South Koreans.
Even if it’s only through TV that most Ugandans get a glimpse of Seoul, South Korea, Sir
Yoon Suk-yeol, you’d be surprised how many Ugandans love Seoul, South Korea and would
love to interact with their tender souls.
It hurts knowing that my brothers and sisters could die in a stampede, because of limited
space, that is something unheard of in my country Mr. Yoon Suk-yeol, let’s share our space,
they would call us the Space Invaders of our time…
Now Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire for Nika Shahkarami. Now Ugandan
Women will beat their breasts in the fire for Luweero’s Fred Ssekabila.
After the November 2021 riot where a young girl, Josean Iraneza Just five kilometres away
from me, lost her pretty face to the horrors of a suicide bomb, after I watched and heard what
happened to the late Speaker of 11th Ugandan Parliament Hon. Jacob Oulanyah, or even to
the late Queen Elizabeth II of England, after what happened to my mother, after being chased
away from the home and the beautiful cars of the State Minister, my father, I was shocked to
the core about what death meant to those who survive it. I thought about all the power-hungry
Jackals, those who survived the horrors of this cruel world yet did not care for the cement on
the grave of the dead to dry before they forgot about them. That’s when I started an online
invention-based-business called sc19v.
It would hold an internet domain profile Name of sc19v which loosely translates to stories of
covid19 victims.
NAME OF AUTHOR NAME OF STORY HYPERLINK

It was set out to be a blog-kind of story-collecting platform, like Facebook, or say Quora,
where different users came and kept their memories alive through stories, the blog would
have three column tags, {NAME OF AUTHOR}, {NAME OF STORY}, and lastly when you
click on the name of the story, a hyperlink would be provided, which you would click on and
go ahead to read the story. It would be a simple database that looked like above. I usually
spice up the blog-website with catchy Existential poetry just like this, I thought I would also
just throw in a little poem into the Essay just to spice up the shit you are about to hear about
the tragedy of Kibe.
SC19V POEM 1
Kus Kus Kus
mwana guyiiii
bamukubye ne
bamutta e Iganga
lwakubba meere nkalu
na television set,
naye kati naye Julius
tv abadde ajitwala,
ahhhh,
Juislius stop,
the wife calls out to him before
he steps out the house…
I feel like tearing out
my heart and serving it
to the ancestors at
foothills of Kilimanjoro,
i come with sacrifice
to you village clown-Owino
Mabira Kibwetere
ajyokyeza ajimazewo,
nze bwe ndigamba ba
baby bange,
ate kati ki…
waliwo wotuka nokiliza,
nti oli mwana wa mizimu,
nemisambwa je nsozi empango,
ba baby bange ndi banyumiza
omussessa webyafayo Kayibanda,
nate kukasozi akawanvu tulisekelela
ebyabawo edda,
nate tulissekka nemitima
emikakamu.
I was advertising the stories on Social Media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Medium,
LinkedIn, YouTube, Wikipedia, Pinterest, Reddit, Quora, Snapchat, Tik-Tok, Twitter, and
Watsapp, with a monetizing tool of Google AdSense that was to be connected to the blog’s (I
used the Google Blog Platform Blogger to build sc19v) main homepage/landing page infused
with a lot of Electronic Mail Payment Services, alongside MTN Mobile Money Services as
I’m a Ugandan Native, operating Business in Uganda and Mobile Money is a fast growing
Money Moving / Transacting/ Payment Technology. I also own a Debit/ Visa Automatic
Transacting Machine Card with Stanbic Bank, Uganda that helps with my Payments as well.
Google AdSense, a cross-platform, web-based application, released by Google’s Paul Bucheit
in June 18, 2003, is a program run by Google through which website publishers in the Google
Network of content sites serve text, images, video or interactive media advertisements that
are targeted to the site content and audience. These advertisements are administered, sorted,
and maintained by Google Team Community.
Google AdSense has been allowing me to generate high revenues from my Landing Page on
Blogger sc19v, loosely translating to stories of covid19 victims.
The platform is free, and yet I get paid for collecting stories/experiences on it. I get paid for
clicks. This was the grand idea dear reader, before falling in love with Anyuna’s beautiful
Prototype of the brilliant idea.
I got Anyuna off an Up work website. A place of quite feasible free-lancers of all kinds of
things. Graphic Design, Writers, Software Engineers, Transcribers, Translators and others. I
wanted a Front-end Developer to make my blog sc19v look pretty sharp and to help me to set
up my blog-website domain. Anyuna’s profile showed up and I clicked on it mindlessly. We
set up our meeting for 12th September 2022.
But Anyuna, 13th September is voting for Kenya, and your profile says you are Kenyan,
won’t you go to vote? I joked,
Actually it’s fine, I have to go to the village kitawuluzo at Dewinton road, Kampala
tomorrow to pick my Visa and travel documents, I have to go to vote, but don’t worry boss, I
work as fast as a cheetah, I will give you the first Prototype of sc19v after I return from
Kenya.
One week did not sound bad to me so I said yes to Anyuna. I sent her all the details about the
blog and she was off to work. The reason l chose Anyuna was not because she was Kenyan,
no, there was something else.
Of course I admire Kenyans, I do, I think they are fast thinkers, like if a Ugandan thinks at
let’s say 94, a Kenyan is 94.9, you know, the other day I was talking to my neighbour
Gatrude Nelisande and we joked about how Kenyan women most probably work five times
more than Ugandan women, like you can’t compare worth ethic and competitive spirit, even
just the resourcefulness of Kenyans to that of Uganda, the gap is too big but something else
Anyuna’s profile said was, Brexit Movement fan.
I had heard of this shit along with the Liz Truss stuff on the World Broadcasting Corporation,
the BBC, earlier in my car as I drove past the ever dusty Arena mall heading to a fundraiser
for my new website building Subscription collecting Campaign.
On 17th-23rd week, Prime Minister Liz Truss resigned from her position after her “mini-
budget” tanked the British Pound and crashed the Bond Markets, forcing the Bank of
England to provide emergency support to stop Pension Funds collapsing. She lasted just two
weeks in charge.
The patriarchy wanted to eat her alive like raaaaaaa. After the breakout of the Brexit
movement of 2019, history says Liz Truss lasted just two weeks in charge and had managed
to blow up the Great Britain Government leaving behind a serious failing in the UK political
system which is likely to have long term consequences for the Economy. UK government
Bond Yields remain high. Rishi Sunak’s new Government will be facing higher Borrowing
Costs and a clear message that unfunded Tax Cuts or spending will not be tolerated by the
market.
India is to take centre stage in World Politics one more time. Former Finance Minister Rishi
Sunak is the favourite to become the UK’s next Prime Minister, which would make him the
third person to hold the post this year after Liz Truss’ brief economic-turmoil-tenure
concluded in mid-end October 2022 17th-23rd October. The Feminist Structure and all their
Matriarchy circles of revolution are crashing at the feet of the Queen’s bed of roses, and
bloom blooms a little safe haven of a healed Patriarchy, his majesty king Charles III is here
now, even if you throw eggs at the King England, the Man is here. People, Be Here Now.
This time of UK’s King Charles III reminds me of the year 1998, I was 27 years old, a fresh
graduate of Uganda Christian University, no longer depending on Mr. Yasiin’s free cable tv, I
had now become a forlorn avid reader, Gien Foden of South Africa had just released a movie,
The Last King Of Scotland, a British and German co-operation, the film was released in the
United States (US) on 27th September 2006 and in the United Kingdom (UK) on 12th January
2007. Will Rishi Sunak be able to cover the huge economic gap left behind?
If you look at the UK of 20 years ago, it faces a profound economic challenge, but Rishi
Sunak comes on to bring better Economic structures to the Great Britain once more, the
Patriarchy is rising fast like a huge fire. At age 42, Sunak would also be the youngest Prime
Minister in more than 200 years and UK’s first South Asian leader with roots in India.
The mess in Europe is making the United States look like potentially a nice place for
Investors, but Rishi Sunak’s win in United Kingdom’s Parliament throws Africa right in the
heart of the investment spotlight. The route from Asia, through Pakistan, through Kenya,
through the United Kingdom (UK), direct links of connection, humanity, and forgiveness,
Black Panthers oyee, Wakanda forever.
With all the craziness happening in the United Kingdom (UK) and Europe, as well as the
broadly positive start to earnings in the United States, there’s a clear investment opportunity
on the rise for all strategic continents surrounding Europe. Africa, China (China, officially the
People’s Republic of China (PRC) is a country in East Asia. It is the world’s most populous
Country with a population exceeding 1.4 million)), Asia, Australia, even the lion itself the
Americas, it may look like the gas prices and Economic Crisis are going to finish the world
because the war in Russia vs Ukraine that started on the famous 24th February 2022 but I
believe the ancestors are instead going to bring the World out of the ditches of the Dark Age,
remember, this is After Dark, Jesus Walks, the ancestors are awake and the World is on fire.
Che, che, che, (check)
Kibwetere, sh0000, crack, crack, crack, in the fire you beautiful son of Jesus. John Lennon, I
and Yoko Ono mourn you brother. Another story I will tell my kids is that Kurt Cobain is
Jesus, that Ye, Kim Kardashian’s husband, North’s dad, Kanye West is Jesus, I will tell my
kids the story of how this guy called Kanye West once sang a song called Jesus Walks, telling
the whole world that he is the greatest rapper that ever and will ever live and the world did
not believe him for ale, hops and beer, hell no, my dear lovely African Son, I’m telling this
story, I’m old now, 51 years old straight and still going, it’s 2022, and tell you what, the
world still has not come around to it that Ye is Jesus, the greatest Rapper of all time.
I will tell the story that in 1995, when the great legend of Hip Hop Tupac Shakur lost his life
in America due to Gun Violence, one of his friends was a Woman called Jada Pinkett, whose
husband became Will smith, this is the making of a Legend in the Modern Times,
Connections, Network, Friendship. I will tell my kids about the making of a long lasting Hip
Hop Career of the United States (US) based group dubbed Migos, that the death of the 28
year old Bashar Barakah Jackson/ Migos’s Takeoff in late October 2022, year of miracles,
that the death of this young Hip Hop icon made the Migos, but it paved a way for a healed
Patriarchy that the World would ever witness, the Wife who Raps, Cardi B.
I totally bet on it that after Takeoff’s death, any Female names that were involved with him
are going to be unstoppable, and Cardi B for me leads this list of strong voices, not forgetting
her strongest competitor in the industry Nicki Minaj, these two particular names will be
unstoppable in the game of Rap because of the Death of famous Migos icon Bashar Barakah
Jackson/ Migos’s Takeoff, just like the infinite blood line of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett has
a hint of Tupac Shakur magic sprinkled all over it. Joker Paint aye? If I was Will Smith, I
would a slapped him with a stick because he dunno who he messing with. A whole Tupac
Shakur Oracle my nigga. I will tell my kids that in my time, Music saved the world. That
Jesus saved the World.
I wanted this website to be big, I wanted to do it for my mom, I wanted to save every dead
person’s name in my Database, but I guess life is not all about Databases and Computers and
Brexit. Maybe there is a thing to love, a thing to fight for, a thing to run across town for
because dear reader, what is the King of Patriarchy like me doing driving as fast as I can to
go pick up Anyuna who is arriving back from Kenya, I’m running like a crazy man to go pick
her from the village kitawuluzo at Dewinton road, Kampala road, Uganda.
Anyuna sent me the Prototype of my blog-website sc19v as Registered on Google Platform
Blogger © Bridget Nakuya November 2022 and it was so cool and Professional looking that l
felt like the ghost of Kobe Bryant was in my Nikes running shoes, lifting me up, making me
feel good. When Anyuna sent me the Prototype, that’s when in an instant they asked if I
could go pick them on their return from Kenya, I immediately said yes mindlessly.
The ghost I met on my way to meet Anyuna from their way back from Kenya was not that
famous basketball player plane crash Kobe Bryant, nah, this was a Ugandan ghost.
A ghost of a Woman. A pretty rounded brown ghost with glittering eyes and a face as clear as
vanilla ice-cream.
Famously called Natasha Byenjeru, a famous Ugandan Suicide of 6th June 2021, a falling
grace, fully bodied, a lion of Malongo, a famous place along Kampala-Masaka-Lwengo-
Lyantonde-Mbarara Road, the place Malongo is mentioned by Mary Karooro Okurut the
famous Ugandan Novelist and Founder of Ugandan Women’s Writers, FEMRITE, in their
famous book of the 90’s Africa, 90’s Uganda, The Invisible Weevil.

Natasha Byenjeru clinks the twinkles in her shining glass of Champagne like its 1990 again,
she clinks the heel of her Prada kakondo shoe, ko, ko, ko like she is the Future. The Future is
Female. The Black Panthers from hell are here too. I can still hear Natasha Byenjeru’s ghost
scream BLACK LIVES MATTER to this day after that rushed ride to the village Kitawuluzo
at Dewinton road, Kampala, Uganda.
Ugandan Women are awake because their babies are being eaten alive by Violence and
diseases they don’t understand, the Black Panthers of Uganda, the Ugandan Women, will
beat their breasts in the fire, along with Mark Mudoola’s mother.
Butabika National Referral Hospital mindless askari killed my son and Ugandan law did not
do nothing, and Now Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire…
The law student Natasha Byenjeru’s ghost haunts the Law school of Uganda, it haunts the
very air I breathe.
I think I’m mad because I know that Natasha Byenjeru is dead and not a trend anymore ever
since June 6th 2021, Ugandan People move on from Death stories as fast as they rush to go
eat the food at burials.
Natasha Byenjeru looks so real as I swerve into Anyuna at the village kitawuluzo at
Dewinton road, Kampala road, Uganda, that for a moment I don’t feel afraid, I feel alive, I
swerve into Anyuna and never regain balance. She is that beautiful. Staggering.
But isn’t Anyuna the girl I saw on tv the other day being harassed by Uganda Police for
leading the common gay organization SMUG, Sexual Minorities Uganda?
Good fucking lord, as if my day wouldn’t get worse, what the hell is Natasha Byenjeru’s
ghost doing on my way, huh, but do ghosts even…
Black people know better not to summon shit honestly, but what’s up with this Brexit chick
being gay as fuck, I’m no longer even that interested in the Prototype anymore. I knew I
would out run them to the village kitawuluzo, a Woman build like Anyuna runs with the
stars, not with guys like me, too fast, way too fast. Like a fucking star trek, I was totally mad
and totally delusional to think that I would out run her to the village kitawuluzo at the bus
tower of Dewinton road, Kampala, Uganda, I thought I would try and run so fast and catch
Anyuna’s heart, but love is love, and not all is abc.
I’m sorry mom, for hating gay people, but mom, Anyuna is so beautiful, if you saw her, you
would also wish they married your son mom, but look at all that beauty, all for Gatrude
Nelisande.
You know what mom, I know you are gone already, the stupid killer disease covid 19 took
you away from me and I feel like I’m not supposed to vent anymore but I miss you mom,
alright, first of all mom, a whole man mom, a whole man back in Iganga was killed over
cable tv and groceries mom.
Mom, what I’m I supposed to do with such information, Mr. Yasiin gave me free cable tv all
my youth, this simply horrifies me, the things we kill our brothers and sisters for.
Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in fire for Nicholas Kajoba. Now Ugandan Women
will beat their breasts in the fire for Andrew Felix Kaweesi. Ugandan Women will beat their
breasts in the fire for Abiriga. Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire for
Tanzania’s Lake Victoria 6th November 2022 plane crash 19 victims. Ugandan Women will
beat their breasts in the fire for India’s November dam break victims. Ugandan Women will
beat their breast in the fire for Mogadishu’s suicide November 2022 bombing attack victims.
Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire for the 13 children of the Salaama School
of the blind 2022. Now Ugandan women will beat their breasts in the fire for Kinshasa’s
flood victims of Tuesday 13th December 2022, it was an estimate of 137 victims. As a small
writer, a Ugandan Native, I have not much to say to grieve for my brothers and sisters but let
me wait and see, maybe the famous COP27 Climate Change agency that sat just here in the
North of Africa in Egypt will really take up on its word on Future Funding; Food Aid &
Rebuilding, I put all the Kinshasa souls that went down in December 2022 Floods in the
blood of Jesus just in case the blood of COP27 never works, ya know…
Ugandan Women will beat their breasts in the fire over the sheer senselessness that took
away their beautiful son of Busoga, son of Buganda, son of Ugandan soil, Moses Radio.
Uganda’s epic music star, gone too soon, gone too young. Rest in Peace Radio. It’s Bread and
Butter when a small Ugandan writer like me thinks about your legacy, I’m left knowing that
even if I’m just a struggling Ugandan writer, I will make it, I can make it in the world of
entertainment, it’s not for anyone special, you, Moses Radio, showed me that everything is
possible for any Ugandan, because you yourself went ahead and did it, sang the soul out of
your sweet soul.
It’s currently 18:50 EAT, 14th December 2022, I’m thinking of all the souls that perished in
Chernobyl, Ukraine during the days of the Soviet Union, innocent civilians, I think about the
recent two innocent civilians in Poland, and yet Ukraine still engages Russia, for God’s sake
mom, even if Russia sent down a thousand nukes on my people, as Ukrainian People, I would
never touch another Nuclear Energy or another Gun after Chernobyl, I would not necessarily
stand down and be dumb and allow Russia to step over me and my people but after
Chernobyl, I swear I would never touch another weapon in any other fight. Ever. Just Faith,
because I would never want what happened in Chernobyl to ever ever happen again in any
state in this world. World rotten history, as Ukraine, I would choose to write new History of
Peace, the first to ever do it, Peacalise, don’t weaponise, che, che, che, (check)
To conclude, if what happened in Chernobyl on 26th April 1986 was a mistake, then let’s put
the guns down Ukraine, let’s hold hands tighter to avoid any more accidental nuclear energy
accidents, any radiation accidents or any gun violence mistakes. I feel we have enough
bravado and history to lead Russia onto stopping the war. We can both end the war. You and
I. Lastly, the entertainment world of the United States of America has lost another star to
suicide, Stephen Laurel "tWitch" Boss was an American freestyle hip hop dancer,
choreographer, actor, television producer, and television personality. In 2008, he finished in
second place on the American version of So You Think You Can Dance. And in the tech
news, Mr. Beast according to a BBC interview news feature on 16th November 2022, is an
American leading most followed YouTuber with 120 million followers. And I think that’s all
for today dear reader. Thank you for your time beautiful stranger of the After Dark. Jesus
Walks.
Currently, its 21:00 pm EAT, 18th/12/2022 FIFA World Cup 2022 has just ended with a win
from Messi’s Argentina. And Like I said, Football Not War. Let’s mess around with Peace.
I have made edits to this document you guys, edits and edits, damn, I want to publish it
already, I have already first submitted the first final draft like a few minutes back on
scribd.com and found a few typos as I was scamming the document on scribd.com, I’m here
once again to add a few more typos. Wow.
Last recent edit: 00:17 am Monday 19th December 2022. Let’s try out a more clear
Publication of the essay I guess.