[Verse]

C G
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Am F
Midnights become my afternoons

C G
When my depression works the graveyard shift
Am F
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room

[Pre-Chorus]
C G
I should not be left to my own devices
Am
They come with prices and vices

I end up in crises
Fmaj7
(I've realized all this time)

C G
I wake up screaming from dreaming
Am
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
F
Cuz you got tired of my scheming
Fmaj7
(For the last time)

C G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Am F
At tea time, everybody agrees
C G
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
Am F
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero
[Verse]
C G
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
Am F
And I'm a monster on the hill
C G
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching towards your favorite city
Am F
Pierced through the heart, but never killed

[Pre-Chorus]
Cmaj7 G Am
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguised as altruism
F
Like some kind of congressman
C G
I wake up screaming from dreaming
Am
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
F
And life will lose all of its meaning
Fmaj7
For the last time

C G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Am F
At tea time, everybody agrees
C G
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
Am F
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero

[Bridge]
C G
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
Am Fmaj7
She thinks I left them in the will
C G
The family gathers around and reads it and someone screams out
Am F
"She's laughing up at us from hell!"

(quietly)
C G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Am Fmaj7
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Cmaj7 Gmaj7
It's me, hi, everybody agrees
Gmaj7 Fmaj7
Everybody agreessssss...

C* G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
Am Fmaj7
At tea time, everybody agrees
C G
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
Am F
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero.