To make money, get a job

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

A dead duck doesn't fly backward.
She was too short to see over the fence.
Homesickness became contagious in the young campers' cabin.
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets
strapped to it.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the
second.
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she
actually had a seventh sense.
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change
temperature.
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl
with a tennis ball.
I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I
hate people.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember
it quite vividly.
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read.
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or
for worse was yet to be determined.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the
shower.
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The virus had powers none of us knew existed.
Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what
he saw.
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.
When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his
mouth.
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence.
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.