How about you go screw yourself?

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the
streets.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of
heights.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're
also status symbols.
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a
cone or a cup.
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
He was all business when he wore his clown suit.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks
had become the new cigarette butts.
At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.
With the high wind warning
The tree fell unexpectedly short.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he
invited him to go cow tipping.
David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely
folding it.
Mary plays the piano.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one
another.
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn't worth the effort.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your
head.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.
She advised him to come back at once.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
 It's important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears.
When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could
actually make a difference.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air
conditioning on recycled air.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in
the distance.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high
altitude.
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.