forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university.

i am here little time and i

am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with
other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me
American fashion and then we are kiss.
↓ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᵘʸ↓ ↑ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ ↑
I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't
ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this.
Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in
game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I
assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I
was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at
headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I
have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too
much csgo?
Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， Ｍｏｔｏｒｂｉｋｅ Ｇｕｙ ｈｅｒｅ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ Ｖ
ＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲ
ＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ
ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ, ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵐᵉ ᴰᵒᶰᵍᵉʳᶦᶰᵒ ᴹᵃᶜᵃʳᵒᶰᶦ, ᴾʳᵉˢᶦᵈᵉᶰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᴾᵃˢᵗᵃ ᴵᶰᵈᵘˢᵗʳᶦᵉˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵉᶦᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵃᶰʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵃᶦᶰᵗˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ
ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵘˢᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ᴬˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳ, ʷᵉ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘᵖᵖᶫʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ 's ᵒʳ ༼ຈ‫ل‬͜ ຈ༽'s ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃᶰʸ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈᵃʳᵈˢ⋅ ᵀʰᵃᶰᵏ
ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ⋅
Me and a clay man I made are in love. Greek clay is named after "plastelini" so I call my new boyfriend plastelino. I
baked him so his clay penis will always be hard. I know he understands me because when I tell him my problems
he sits fearless, calm and silent and listens to me. Then we fuck. I am happy at last I found true love. Please dont
copy plastelino.
I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine
┌༼@‫┐༽@͜ل‬But never need to worry ༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ A Donger saved is a Donger earned
so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ᕤ
༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯ ▀̿ ̿ ༽Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just
gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from
doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this.
This is business, kid.༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯ ▀̿ ̿ ༽
Hello "Kripparrian" i am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet
connection for play "Hearth of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you, After weeks of playing i
finally defeated the first boss honker. pls no copy pasterino my story.
qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your
video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we
love you. pls no copy dadderino
Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone
who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you
want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family"
you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to
highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic,
and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random
people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too. It's okay to
just admit you're wrong, you know?
So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5
dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome
to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a
brofist.
What the fuck did you just fucking call a crow, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Corvidae Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous research trips on crows, and I have counted over 300 birds
on them. I am trained in avian warfare and I’m the top biologist in all of reddit. You are nothing to me but just
another redditor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling a jackdaw a crow on the Internet? Think
again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crows across the USA and your profile is being
 traced right now so you better prepare for the downvotes, maggot. The brigade that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your karma. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven
hundred ways, and that’s just with my 5 alternate accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in biology, but I have
access to the entire gold reserves of reddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of
the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and
now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking
dead, kiddo.
Γεια σας παιδιά. Eπέστρεψα από τα 600 δευτερόλεπτα ban μου. Σε αυτή την ώρα κατάφερα να τελειώσω την
έκθεση μου σχετικά με την Ναζιστική Γερμάνια. Η άποψη μου είναι ότι τα πιστεύω του Χίτλερ και των Ναζιστών
βρίσκουν συνέχεια από τους Moderators αυτού του chat που πράττουν σαν να είναι κυριολεκτικά ο Χίτλερ. Πιστεύω
ότι θα πάρω τουλάχιστον 90 από τους 100 πόντους για αυτή την έκθεση. Παρακαλώ όχι αντιγραφή-επικόλληση.
Amen.
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·6 yr. ago

20 minutes of my time well spent

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You... you read all of that?

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·6 yr. agoReposts pasta for mobile users

ASCII Emoticons With Text (ง ͠ ͠° ‫ل‬

͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ‫ل‬
͜ °)ง
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ sᴘᴀᴍ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)ง
▬▬ι═══════‫ ﺤ‬As I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Kʀɪᴘᴘ
ᴘʟᴀʏ Cᴀsᴜᴀʟsᴛᴏɴᴇ... I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ Kʀɪᴘ ᴡᴀs Nᴏʟɪғᴇ... ɴᴏᴡ I ᴀᴍ Nᴏʟɪғᴇ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ▬▬ι═══════
‫ﺤ‬
)/ appears as: )/ // appears as: //
(╭ರ_•́)\ Mr. Fors we politely ask for the program 'Plug-Dj" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a
ruckus (╭ರ_•́)

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(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿ ▀̿ ̿)̄ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's ᴅᴏɴɢ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴅᴏɴɢ (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿ ▀̿ ̿)̄
(ง ͠° ͟‫͡ ͜ل‬°)ง I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ง ͠° ͟‫ل‬͜ ͡°)ง
༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬ ͟ º༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬ ͟ º༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º༽
༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽ º‫͟ل‬º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽ º‫͟ل‬º ༽
༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༽º‫ل‬
͟ º༽
༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
͟ º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༼ º‫͟ل‬º༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽º
͟ º ༽º‫ل‬
‫ل‬ ͟ º༽
༼ ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ༼ ಠ‫ل‬
͟ ರೃ༼ ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ༼ ಠ‫ل‬
͟ ರೃ ༽ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ ༽ಠ‫ل‬
͟ ರೃ ༽ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIR༼ ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ༼ ಠ‫ل‬
͟ ರೃ༼ ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ༼
ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ ༽ಠ‫ل‬
͟ ರೃ ༽ಠ‫͟ل‬ರೃ ༽

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ
ᕙ༼ຈ‫ل‬ ͜ ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ᕗ
ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ
(ง ͠° ͟‫͡ ͜ل‬°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟‫ل‬
͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠° ‫ ͜ل‬°)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ‫ ͜ل‬°)ง
(\ ( ͠° ͟‫͡ ͜ل‬°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ ‫ل‬ ͜ ͡°) /)
ヽ༼◥▶‫༽◤◀͜ل‬ﾉ RO RO RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼◥▶‫༽◤◀͜ل‬ﾉ
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿з=༼
̿ ▀̿Ĺ̯̿ ̿̿ ▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿/’̿̿ ’̿ ̿ ̿[}
̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ^̿ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods.
now pay your fine, or it's off to jail.
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿ ▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
̿
̿'̿'̵͇̿з=༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯̿ ̿̿ ▀̿ ̿ ༽
(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬ ͜ ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
☑ OJ poured ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the Kripp ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ O༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀɢᴇʀᴏ ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ___ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง Succubus release Kripp or taste our rage(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง
ノ(ಠ_ಠ ノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠ ノ)
ヽ༼Ὸ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ
█▄༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out
༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽
༼ º‫͟ل‬º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ º‫ل‬
͟ º༽
༼ º‫͟ل‬º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ º‫͟ل‬º༽
༼ ººººº‫͟ل‬ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ººººº‫ل‬
͟ ººººº ༽
┌∩┐༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ º‫͟ل‬º ༽┌∩┐
ζ༼Ɵ͆‫͜ل‬Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆‫ل‬
͜ Ɵ͆༽ᶘ
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
ヽ༼ʘ̚‫ل‬
͜ ʘ̚༽ﾉ IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚‫ل‬
͜ ʘ̚༽ﾉ
༼ ͡■‫ ༽■͡ ͜ل‬OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■‫༽■͡ ͜ل‬
( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)
(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿ ▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿ ▀̿ )̿ ̄
(ง⌐□‫ل‬
͜ □)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□‫ل‬
͜ □)ง
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈ‫͜ل‬ຈ༽ง
(✌ﾟﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)
(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈ‫ل‬
͜ ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them
̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DUDE̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ PLEASE NO COPY PASTERONI MACORONI DONGERIN
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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Mo' money, mo' Dongers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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