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I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck
out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you
can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my
secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,
maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be
anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I
extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and
I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could
have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would
have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on
the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-
run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another
source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye
can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my
secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon,
weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and
can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a
cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the
world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have
belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over
ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
What filth dared pass your unworthy lips, pitiful urchin? I will declare, am the heir of the Elders, I have led our people
out of tragedy single-handed, and I have destroyed over 300 white demons. I am learned in the arts of the earth and
sky, and none are more connected to the Great Spirit than I! You are but nothing to me, prey. I will have your head
hollowed for a gourde, my word is sacred! Do you think your magic will allow you to continue to disrespect me like
this? Think again, dog! Even as you stand, my brothers from across the land are circling your home and your sacred
place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the onslaught, rat. The onslaught that will decimate your very way of
life from your people's history. You are a breathing ghost, child. I can move as I please, night or day, and I can steal
your breath in over seven hundred ways, without so much as a knife. Not only am I a warrior-king's son, but I have
the loyalty of my entire tribe and I will rather laugh than hesitate at wiping your hide out of this world, little dog. If only
you had known what torrents your gibberish would bring upon, you would have kept silent. But you could not, you did
not, and now the price will be yours to pay, backwards fool. I will spread fury like droppings until it consumes you,
and you drown in its depths. You are a memory, boy.
You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire
room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for
the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of
genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.
H ＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ
ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈ ｓｔ
ｏｎｅ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ Ｙ O U
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We
should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8.
Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8
So today i was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8
packages of finest Dutch. When i was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of me collapsed, his wife looked
at us and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". I immediately ran to
the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since i was in a hurry, i went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran
back to the register, with my trembling hands i got rid of the plastic cover, i leaned to the old gentleman, when he
turned to me: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from Twitch... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..."
▬▬ι═══════‫ ﺤ‬As I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Kʀɪᴘᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏ
Cᴀsᴜᴀʟsᴛᴏɴᴇ... I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ Kʀɪᴘ ᴡᴀs Nᴏʟɪғᴇ... ɴᴏᴡ I ᴀᴍ Nᴏʟɪғᴇ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ▬▬ι═══════‫ﺤ‬
Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is
being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get
burned, then dont spam the chat
@1fow1 Dear 1FOW1 I hate you not only that but you are annoying but last your contant is super lame. you are just
tricking peope with your peppy fake smile. you are some azazel inn my eyes. makeing peopel think thst some
charecters in this game are good i don't play sm4sh as much because of stupid peopele like you.thinking that all
charecters have potentail and diddy is the best. no, people need to relize good tactics unllke yours. To be Frank with
you i will never watch your idiotic streams evr again.
Maybe his long Journey away from the evil drug that is Hearthstone has brought moral clarity to his life. Kripp rises
up and breaks away from the shackles the succubus has locked Kripp in. Papaparrian holds the key and sets Kripp's
mind free. He swears to never go back to Greece or play Hearthstone ever again. Kripp moves back in with Papa
and finally gets his OJ sponsorship. The beautifully creamy wall is vibrant as Kripp uploads his newest video in the
old wonderland. "Hey guys how's it going, Kripparian here." Kripp starts up PoE again in anticipation of the new
expansion being released, theory crafting builds. He is happy and filled with life each day of streaming. All is then
right with the world.
You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire
room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for
the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of
genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.
I was in line at the supermarket when a guy in front of me collapsed, his wife shouted "He has Hypoglycemia, bring
something with sugar!". I ran to the sweets section, grabbed some snickers and gave them to him, and he said: "I
know you, you are that guy from Twitch. Keep it, you need it more with all that salt"
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical
care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my
mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ
͡°)
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring
you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract
you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
I owe my life to Deficio. I got in a horrible car crash and I was in a coma for 6 months. One day my nurse walked in
and change the twitch channel to the EU LCS and I heard Deficio casting. I awoke from my coma, got up and turned
that sh!t off.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer.
I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat.
I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark
my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As
we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you
better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking
dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare
hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little
shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price,
you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hey Kripp, Asian Dude from Heartharena here. We've noticed you've been away from our website for a long time. Is
it the Classic Aggro? We've adjusted our tier list to your more Classic Greed style. Please come back. Best regards,
Classic Asian Dude from Heartharena