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    Three crazy ladies lived in a wood, eating tuna or biscuits for breakfast. If they couldn't find food, they went back to bed. The ladies did as they pleased, watching sunsets, climbing trees, or lying in the grass doing nothing. The ladies enjoyed racing, romping, and having fun in the sun until gentleman callers arrived, but only welcomed those who were handsome, charming, witty, and gay, telling others to stay away.

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    Three crazy ladies lived in a wood, eating tuna or biscuits for breakfast. If they couldn't find food, they went back to bed. The ladies did as they pleased, watching sunsets, climbing trees, or lying in the grass doing nothing. The ladies enjoyed racing, romping, and having fun in the sun until gentleman callers arrived, but only welcomed those who were handsome, charming, witty, and gay, telling others to stay away.

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    Three crazy ladies lived in a wood, eating tuna or biscuits for breakfast. If they couldn't find food, they went back to bed. The ladies did as they pleased, watching sunsets, climbing trees, or lying in the grass doing nothing. The ladies enjoyed racing, romping, and having fun in the sun until gentleman callers arrived, but only welcomed those who were handsome, charming, witty, and gay, telling others to stay away.

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    THREE CRAZY LADIES

    Three crazy ladies lived in a wood


    Eating tuna for breakfast whenever they could
    If they couldn’t find fish they ate biscuits instead
    If they couldn’t find either they went back to bed
    Three crazy ladies did as they please
    Watching the sunset or climbing the trees
    If the sky was too cloudy the trees were too tall
    They lay in the grass and did nothing at all
    Three crazy ladies out in the sun
    Racing and romping and rolling with fun
    Pretty and dainty and naughty and nice
    Gentleman-callers are there in a trice
    Three crazy ladies racing back home
    Hissing and swearing and making it known
    That visitors only are welcome if they
    Are handsome and charming and witty and gay
    IF NOT STAY AWAY!
    (copyright e.j.ward 2022)

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