MetaZoo Official 4th Wall Effects - MetaZoo Research & Development - Updated September 28th, 2022

Item/ Enviro Official Claimable

Set Page 4th Wall Text Trigger Eligible Action Prsnl. Notes
Chr. . Item/Characteristic
CN Abominable Snowman This Beastie can only be contracted during the month of December. December YES
CN Alien Astronaut Alien Astronaut may only be Contracted if you phone home (however you define it). Phone home YES
This Beastie may be Contracted for 1 less FROST if it is Winter or if a Beastie named
CN Babe the Blue Ox It is Winter or “Paul Bunyan” is in the Arena YES
"Paul Bunyan" is in the Arena.
Deal Damage to target Caster or Page equal to 10 times the number of years
CN Balancing Beam between your age in years and the chosen Caster's or the controller of the chosen Age YES Based on DOB at registration
Page's age in years (maximum 100 Damage).
CN Batsquatch You can only Contract Batsquatch if you drove a car to this game. Drove a car to the game NO Private information
Place the bottom of your palm at the of Beast of Busco's Page. Every non-Aura Page
controlled by an opposing Caster your fingers can touch from this position is dealt 50
CN Beast of Busco Damage. Every non-Aura Page controlled by you that your fingers can touch is Using hand YES
placed in the Afterlife and you may Bookmark an equal number of Pages from the top
of your Spellbook.
CN Beastie Bash This Spell can only be Contracted during the month of October. October YES
Triggers if either caster has "Mirror" listed as a 4th
CN Black Cat This effect ends and cannot activate when there is a mirror in the Battleground. Mirror in the Battleground YES Mirror
wall item.
When Boohag enters the Arena, target a Caster. As long as Boohag is in the Arena,
CN Boohag the chosen Caster loses 25 LP each time they yawn and target Artifact recovers 25 Targeted Caster yawns YES
LP.
CN Bunny Man Cleaver Attack gains +20 Damage if you are within 1 mile of a human-made tunnel. Being within 1 mile of a human-made tunnel YES
CN Cactus Cat Spindle deals 0 Damage if you are drinking a beverage. Drinking a beverage YES
CN Dingbelle on the Shelf You may only Contract this Page if an elf on the shelf is within eyesight. Elf on the shelf within eyesight YES Elf on a Shelf
Stinger Dinger does +10 Damage for every damaged sealed MetaZoo product in the Damaged MetaZoo
CN Dinged Dingbelle Damaged sealed MetaZoo product in the Arena YES Maximum of 1
Arena Product
CN Eternal Snowflake Snowball This Page can only be Contracted if you made and threw a real snowball today. Made and threw a real snowball today NO Private information
CN Father Sam, BBQ Revolutionary If you live in the USA, this Page gains Unblockable and Fleet Live in the USA YES Live in the USA
If it is your birthday, Birthday Bash does +50 Damage and First Anniversary
CN First Anniversary Celebration It is your birthday YES Based on DOB at registration
Celebration may be Contracted with a 0 Aura cost.
Gains +100 Damage when there is an active meteor shower within 50 miles of the
CN Flatwoods Monster Active meteor shower within 50 miles NO Cannot be triggered by Terra (see rules index)
Arena.
CN Fresno Nightcrawlers This Beastie cannot be Contracted if you are wearing pants. Wearing pants YES
This Spell can only be Contracted during the month of October.
CN Fright Night This Spell can only be Contracted if you and target Caster have watched a horror film October. Watched a horror film together in the past month. NO Private information
together in the past month.
This Beastie's LP is equal to X, (rounded down to the nearest 5 or 0, minimum 5),
CN Frozen People where X is your age in years. Its Aura cost is X divided by 10 (rounded down, Age YES Based on DOB at registration
minimum 1).
CN Funeral Mountain Terrashot If you have gone to a funeral in the past 6 months, Terror Bullet does 50 Damage. Gone to a funeral in the past 6 months NO
If a Caster that controls an opposing Page in Combat or that is targeted by this Attack
CN Gee-Gee Bird does not say "Gee-geeze that's cold!", target opposing Page in Combat is inflicted Saying “Gee-geeze, that's cold!” YES
with Frozen (2).
If the target of this Attack or the controller of an opposing Page in Combat is wearing
CN Ghost Deer Opposing caster wearing camouflage YES Clothing
any camouflage pattern, Spectral Goring gains +10 Damage.
Charred Trunk gains +25 Damage if there is a felled tree within eyesight or if a
CN Giant Salamander FOREST Beastie was placed into Limbo, the Cemetery, or the Afterlife within the last Felled tree within eyesight YES
two turns.
CN Gingerbread Man This Beastie can only be contracted during the month of December. December YES
If there is a plant within arm's reach of the Arena, Bookmark 5 Pages from the top of
CN Growth Plant within arm's reach YES Plant
your Spellbook.
This Beastie can only be Contracted during the month of October. Any pumpkin
October. Pumpkin shaped or pumpkin flavored food within 5
CN Headless Horseman shaped or pumpkin flavored food within 5 feet of the Arena allows you to Contract this YES Orange Pumpkin
feet of the Arena.
Page for 2 Dark Aura.
CN Headless Horseman's Pumpkin Gummies You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
You can only Contract Hide Behind by placing it behind an object in the Arena. Upon
moving the object or if Hide Behind is no longer behind the object, place Hide Behind Place behind an object (Action), No longer behind the
CN Hide Behind YES
into the Cemetery. In Combat, Damage dealt by Hide Behind is 0 if the opposing object/Opposing caster drinking a beverage (Environment)
Caster or target is drinking a beverage.
At the start of their turn, any opposing Caster may place a real coin on Hopkinsville
Goblin to Fatigue it. As long as this coin remains on Hopkinsville Goblin, it does not
CN Hopkinsville Goblin Awaken at the start of your turn. During your turn, you may pay 1 DARK to remove a Placing a real coin on Hopkinsville Goblin YES Coin
coin from this Page. The removed coin may not be used again for the remainder of
this game.
Choose a word. As long as this Page is in the Arena, whenever an opposing Caster
speaks the chosen word, Fatigue Kentucky Hellhound to place target Beastie into the Speaking the chosen word (Action), In Kentucky
CN Kentucky Hellhound YES
Cemetery. Sick'Em can only be activated once per game, per Caster. If you are in (Environment)
Kentucky, Fiery Maw gains +25 Damage.
Damage dealt by Kushtaka to a Caster is doubled if target Caster is under the age of
CN Kushtaka Target Caster is under the age of 13 YES Based on DOB at registration
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Item/ Enviro Official Claimable
Set Page 4th Wall Text Trigger Eligible Action Prsnl. Notes
Chr. . Item/Characteristic
When you Contract Jersey Devil, you are dealt 50 Damage unless you produce a
CN Jersey Devil Produce a blood-curdling scream YES
blood-curdling scream.
CN Killer Clown Balloon Pop! gains +10 Damage for every inflated balloon in the room. Balloon in the room YES Balloon Maximum of 1
If you are playing near a volcano, active or otherwise (within 5 miles) Volcanic Spurt
CN Lava Bear Playing near a volcano YES Must be a naturally occurring/"real" volcano
gains +125 Damage and target opposing Page in Combat is inflicted with BURN.
If there is liquid water within eyesight, target opposing Page is inflicted with SCARED,
CN Loveland Frogman Liquid water within eyesight YES Liquid Water
BURN, CONFUSION, SLEEP, and POISON (2).
If you are visibly wearing official MetaZoo merchandise, this Attack gains +25 Official MetaZoo
CN Loveland Mailman Wearing official MetaZoo merchandise YES Accessory
Damage. Merchandise
This Beastie may be Contracted for 1 less FOREST if you are in an area where
CN Mantis Man In an area where praying mantises are common YES
praying mantises are common.
If you are able to place a piece of tinfoil into the Arena without leaving your seat or
spot you are standing, Metal Man of Alabama can be Contracted for 1 less
Place a piece of tinfoil into the Arena (Action/Item), Radio
CN Metal Man of Alabama LIGHTNING Aura. YES Tinfoil, Radio
within eyesight (Item)
If there is a radio within eyesight, Metal Man of Alabama loses FLEET and FIRST-
STRIKE.
You must blow a kiss to target Beastie or Caster to Contract this Page. If you blew a
CN Mistletoe kiss to a Page with "Loveland " in its name, lovingly send that Page into its Caster's Blowing a kiss YES
Cemetery.
CN Moon-Eyed People This Beastie can only be Contracted if it is not a new moon tonight. New moon tonight YES
CN Piasa Bird If there is a fire within eyesight, Piasa Bird's Attacks gain +50 Damage. Fire within eyesight YES
CN Piasa Bird (Walmart Promo) Unless you roar like a dragon, you must destroy this Page. Roaring like a dragon YES
CN Prism Beam Tree Topper This Page can only be Contracted if it is Christmas or Christmas Eve. Christmas or Christmas Eve YES
CN Quetzalcoatlus Static Beam does +10 Damage for every Lightbulb directly above the Arena. Lightbulb directly above the Arena YES Lightbulb Maximum of 1
This Spell may be Contracted whenever an opposing caster Contracts a Spell and Triggers if either caster has "Mirror" listed as a 4th
CN Reflection Mirror nearby YES Mirror
there is a mirror nearby, even if it is not your turn. wall item.
CN Rudy, Investment Sasquatch This Page gains Unblockable if it was Contracted in a basement. In a basement YES
If target opposing Caster is wearing a sweater or jacket of any kind, Tight Hug deals
CN Rumptifusel Wearing a sweater or jacket YES Clothing
+50 Damage and Paralyze.
If you have given the Caster targeted by this Attack a present this year, Present Effect can also be triggered by the Power
CN Santa Claus Giving the Caster a Present YES
Smash gains +50 Damage. "Spreading Joy". Effect does not stack.
CN Santa's Bag This Beastie can only be contracted during the month of December. December YES
Environment is legal as it can be triggered by
This Beastie can only be Contracted in a city. Chomp gains +20 Damage if your In a city (Environment), Opponent from a city known for
CN Sewer Alligator PARTIAL Terra Pages, however you cannot ask if your
opponent is from a city or in a city known for sewer alligators. Sewer Alligators (Personal)
opponent is from a city known for sewer alligators.
While Shadow People is in the Arena, any Caster that speaks of this Page or
acknowledges its existence, loses 25 LP. Speaking or acknowledging this Page, Looking directly at an
CN Shadow People YES
Corner of your Eye gains +10 Damage if you don't look directly at any opposing opposing caster
Caster during this Combat.
At any time, any opposing Caster may place a stone on Slide-Rock Bolter to Fatigue
it. As long as this stone remains on Slide-Rock Bolter, it does not Awaken at the start
CN Slide-Rock Bolter Placing a stone YES Stone
of your turn. During your turn, you may pay 2 Earth Aura to remove a stone from this
Page
This Beastie may be Contracted for 1 Forest Aura if you beat on your chest for a few
CN Sliver Cat Beating on your chest for a few seconds YES
seconds.
CONTRACT: If you made a real Snowman today in the outdoors, you may search
CN Snowman your Spellbook/Cemetery for up to 2 Eternal Snowflake Snowballs and place them Made a real Snowman today in the outdoors. NO Private information
into your Chapter.
If you are crying tears, Squonk has Immortal. If any opposing Caster cries tears,
CN Squonk Squonk appreciates the sympathy and leaves the Arena (place Squonk in the Crying YES Must be genuine tears.
Afterlife).
CN The Char Man If in an area historically prone to forest fires, Fire Winds does 100 Damage. In an area historically prone to forest fires YES
CN Tripodero Tripodero loses Fleet as long as there is dirt in the Arena. Dirt in the Arena YES Dirt
This beastie enters the Arena Awakened and gains Unblockable when Contracted if
there is an American flag within eyesight. American flag within eyesight (Item), American citizen American Flag, American
CN Uncle Sam YES
Liberty Smash's Damage is equal to 20X the number of American citizen Casters in Casters (Personal) Citizen
this game.
At the start of your turn, if target Caster is wearing leather, place a Colorless Beastie
CN Wapaloosie Caster is wearing leather YES Clothing
token with 10 LP and a 10 Damage Attack in the Arena.
This Beastie can only be Contracted during the month of October.
CN Wendigo (Halloween Promo) If you are wearing a mask when Contracting this Page, this Page can be Contracted October (Environment), wearing a mask (Item) YES Mask Accessory
for 1 Dark Aura.
NF A-Mi-Kuk This Page's Attacks deal +20 Damage if a fishing rod is within eyesight. Fishing rod within eyesight YES Fishing Rod
NF Air Rods This Page gets +20 LP if real clouds are within eyesight. Real clouds within eyesight YES Must be naturally occuring/"real" clouds
NF Arkansas Snipe This Page's Attacks deal +25 Damage if there are mosquitoes within eyesight. Mosquitoes within eyesight YES
If you are wearing a bandage, this Page costs 1 Water Aura to Contract and you
NF Bandage Man of Cannon Beach Wearing a bandage YES Bandage Accessory
recover 25 LP.
NF Beast of Bladenboro This Page's Attacks deal +10 Damage if your last meal contained meat. Last meal contained meat NO Private information

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Item/ Enviro Official Claimable
Set Page 4th Wall Text Trigger Eligible Action Prsnl. Notes
Chr. . Item/Characteristic
CONTRACT: You may ring a bell. If you do, target Caster reveals a random Page
NF Bell Buzzard Ringing a bell YES Bell
from their Chapter.
NF Black-Eyed Children This Page's Attacks deal +10 Damage if you are seen with Brown eyes. Seen with Brown eyes YES Brown Eyes
NF Chaos Crystal Crunch You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
This Page costs 1 Cosmic Aura to Contract if neon or glowing lights are within
NF Crazy Critter of Bald Mountain Neon or glowing lights within eyesight YES Neon or Glowing Lights
eyesight.
CONTRACT: Tell target Caster you challenge them to a "staring contest." After a
NF Dover Demon countdown, you and target Caster must maintain eye contact. The first caster to break Staring contest YES
eye contact is dealt 100 Damage.
If a NASA symbol is within eyesight, Cosmic Pages cost 1 less Cosmic Aura to
NF Frank Shaw’s Gargoyle NASA symbol within eyesight YES NASA Symbol
Contract.
NF Grafton Monster This Page costs 0 Aura to Contract if its Mothers Day. Mother’s Day YES
You must say "BOO!" whenever the Beastie this Page is Equipped to inflicts Scared
NF Halloween Ghost Sheet Saying "BOO!" YES
on a Beastie.
NF Headless Coal Miner This Page's Attacks deal +25 Damage if there is coal within eyesight. Coal within eyesight YES Coal
This Beastie can only be Contracted during the month of October.
October (Environment), Pumpkin shaped or pumpkin flavored
NF Headless Horseman (Promo) Any pumpkin shaped or pumpkin flavored food within 5 feet of the Arena allows you YES Orange Pumpkin
food within 5 feet (Item)
to Contract this Page for 2 Dark Aura.
NF Headless Horseman's Pumpkin Gummies You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
NF Headless Nun This Page's Attacks deal +10 Damage if a cross is within eyesight. Cross within eyesight YES Cross
NF Iliamna Lake Monster This Page's Attacks deal +20 Damage if you are on or can see a real boat. On or can see a real boat YES Must be a full-size, non-toy "real" boat
NF Kinderhook Blob This Page gains +10 LP if you are wearing any white clothing. Wearing white clothing YES Clothing
NF Kinderhook Krackle Bar You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
This Page's Attacks deal +10 Damage if a Caster has been drinking a red beverage
NF Ludwig Drinking a red beverage YES Red Beverage
this game.
NF Ludwig's Lemondrops You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
This Page cannot declare Attacks and is inflicted with Scared on Contract if an
NF Lufferlang Mirror in the Arena YES Mirror
opposing Caster has a mirror in the Arena.
This Page costs 1 less Forest Aura to Contract if an orange pumpkin is within
NF Momo Orange pumpkin within eyesight YES Orange Pumpkin
eyesight.
NF Murphysboro Mud Monster If an opposing Caster is a teenager, this Page's Attacks deal +20 Damage. Opposing caster is a teenager YES Based on DOB at registration
If there is a banana within eyesight, double this Page's Attack Damage against
NF Napa Rebobs Banana within eyesight YES Banana
Casters (after modifiers).
NF Nightmare This Page costs 0 Aura to Contract if a Caster had a nightmare in the past week. A Caster had a nightmare in the past week NO Private information
NF Piasa Bird's Peach Rings You can only Contract this Page if you are eating candy. Eating candy YES Candy
ARENA: Beasties you control gain First Strike during your turn if you are playing near
NF Poltergeist Playing near a haunted location YES Within 5 miles
a location known to be Haunted.
CONTRACT: If target Caster is below the age of 15 or there is ice within eyesight, Caster is below the age of 15 (Personal), There is ice within
NF Qalupalik YES Ice Based on DOB at registration
inflict target opposing Beastie with Frozen(2). eyesight (Item)
NF Rudy, The Hunchback of Jacksonville This Page gains Unblockable if it was Contracted in a basement. In a basement YES
CONTRACT: If you are in the Great Smokey Mountains, you may select 1 (Lightning)
NF Simultaneous Bioluminescence In the Great Smokey Mountains YES
Beastie in your Limbo and place that Page into your Chapter.
NF Sinister Shadows There must be a shadow in the Arena to Contract this Page. Shadow in the Arena YES Shadow can be made by Caster's hand
This Page loses Invisible if an opposing Caster is wearing a flannel shirt or if there is Opposing caster wearing flannel (Personal), Lumberjack
NF Teakettler YES
a lumberjack within eyesight. within eyesight (Environment)
NF The Purple Blob Of Philadelphia This Page gains +1 LP if you are eating a gelatinous food. Eating a gelatinous food YES Gelatinous Food
NF Tuttle Bottoms Monster CONTRACT: If there is a bug-like figure within eyesight, you recover 25 LP. Bug-like figure within eyesight YES Bug-like Figure Cannot be a "real" bug (dead or alive)
NF Vampire Mercy Brown This Page's Attacks deal +20 Damage if you are wearing "vampire fangs" or jewelry. Wearing vampire fangs or jewelry YES Vampire Fangs, Jewelry Accessory
This Page's Attacks deal +25 Damage if you are Vegetarian and +25 Damage if you
NF Veggieman You are Vegetarian or Vegan NO Private information
are Vegan.
NF Wallowa Lake Crustacean This Page's Attacks deal +50 Damage if you are allergic to seafood. You are allergic to seafood NO Private information
NF Water Baby Of Massacre Rock This Page's Attacks deal +20 Damage if any Caster is a mother. Any Caster is a mother NO Private information
NF Wood Devil of Coos Country This Page costs 3 less Forest Aura to Contract if a real tree is within eyesight. Real tree within eyesight YES
If RIVER is active, this Beastie has INVISIBLE.
W Altamaha-Ha If there is rice in the Arena, or a rice field within eyesight, this Attack deals +20 River is active, rice in the Arena, rice field within eyesight YES Rice
Damage.
Say a joke to all opposing Casters. If at least one opposing Caster genuinely laughed,
W April Fools (Magicast) all Casters recover 41 LP. If not, inflict CONFUSION on one Beastie controlled by Saying a joke YES
each Caster, if able. If today is April 1st, you may Recast this Page.
CONTRACT: If you hear classical music nearby, create a Skeleton Token (20 LP
W Banshee of the Badlands Hear classical music nearby YES
Dark Beastie with a 10 Damage Attack).
W Big Bird This Beastie costs 5 NEUTRAL AURA to Contract if you own a bird. You own a bird NO Private information
W Bigfoot If you are drinking an energy drink, this Attack deals +10 Damage. Drinking an energy drink YES Energy Drink
You may Contract this Page at any time by saying "Bloody Mary" 3 times while Saying "Bloody Mary" 3 times while looking into a mirror or Item must be listed as a 4th wall item in order to
W Bloody Mary YES Mirror
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Item/ Enviro Official Claimable
Set Page 4th Wall Text Trigger Eligible Action Prsnl. Notes
Chr. . Item/Characteristic
W Chibi Bigfoot You can only Contract this Page if there are shoes within eyesight. Shoes within eyesight YES Clothing
W Chibi Jackalope This Page costs no Aura to Contract if you are the guardian of a child. You are the guardian of a child NO Private information
CONTRACT: If you blow a kiss to an opposing Caster, both you and that Caster
W Chibi Loveland Frogman Blowing a kiss YES
Bookmark 1 Page from your respective Spellbooks.
CONTRACT: If target opposing Caster would like, you may give them a hug. If you
W Chibi Menehune did give them a hug, both Casters may search their Spellbook for an Artifact and Give opposing Caster a hug YES
place it into their Chapter.
CONTRACT: If you have changed a diaper today, inflict POISON (1) on target
W Chibi Momo You have changed a diaper today NO Private information
opposing Beastie.
CONTRACT: If you have given someone a flower today, target opposing Beastie You gave the opposing Caster a flower this match (before Can also be triggered by Cumberland Dragon's 4th
W Chibi Squonk YES Flowers
becomes "in love" with this Beastie. Contract) Wall Effect
Once per game, an opposing Caster may nullify an Attack from this Beastie by giving
W Cumberland Dragon Giving you a flower YES Flowers
you a flower.
W Cumberland Spaceman If there is a camera within eyesight, this Beastie gains FLASH. Camera within eyesight YES Camera
W Deer Woman If you are wearing flowers, this Beastie gains +20 LP. Wearing flowers YES Flowers Accessory
W Explosive Rabbit This Beastie does +10 Damage on its Attacks if it is the month of July. Month of July YES
W Fountain of Youth ARENA: At the end of each turn, target Caster recovers 100 LP minus their age. Caster's age YES Based on DOB at registration
W Friendly Snowman If there is a Snowman within eyesight, this Beastie gains CONVERT. Snowman within eyesight YES Snowman
Create a Snowflake Token (10 LP FROST Artifact with the Effect: "You may Destroy
W Frost Elemental this Artifact at any time to generate 1 FROST Aura"). If the outside temperature is Outside temperature is below freezing YES
below freezing, create two Snowflake Tokens instead.
W Fur Bearing Trout If RIVER is active, this Beastie gains UNBLOCKABLE. River is active YES
W Golden Haired Girl If Jersey Devil is within eyesight, this Beastie gains MAGIPROOF. Jersey Devil within eyesight YES Triggered if Jersey Devil is in the Arena
W Green Clawed Monster This Page costs no Aura to Contract if you swam today. You swam today NO Private information
W Green Goblin ARENA: Each Caster loses 25 Life Points every time they involuntarily laugh. Laughing involuntarily YES
W Heat Wave This Page costs 2 FLAME Aura to Contract if DESERT is active Desert is active YES
W Hugag You can only Contract this Page if you can touch your toes without bending your legs. Touching your toes without bending your legs YES
W Idaho Potatoes You may only Contract this Page if you are eating a potato-based snack. Eating a potato-based snack YES Potato-based Snack
W Jackalope This Page cannot declare Attacks if a drink is within eyesight. Drink within eyesight YES Drink
W Joe Magarac This Page costs no Aura to Contract if you work in a factory. You work in a factory NO Private information
Passing gas yourself (Action), Hearing someone "pass gas"
W Mad Gasser of Mattoon This Beastie deals +10 damage if you heard someone "pass gas" this game. YES
(Environment)
W Mole Person This Beastie cannot BURROW and is unburrowed if DAYTIME is active. Daytime is active YES
You must yell "I AM MOTH MAN" when Contracting this Page. If you do not, you must
W Moth Man (Magicast) Yelling "I AM MOTH MAN" YES
discard your Chapter.
W Ohio Grassman You can only Contract this Page if a blade of grass is in the Arena. Blade of grass in the Arena YES Grass
W Old Man Winter If WINTER is active, this Page costs 3 FROST Aura to Contract. Winter is active YES
W Ozark Howler This Page costs 3 DARK Aura to Contract if you howl like a wolf. Howling like a wolf YES
W Pascagoula River Aliens If RIVER is active, this Beastie's Attacks deal +20 Damage to WATER Pages. River is active YES
W Peninsula Python This Page costs no Aura to Contract if it is Peninsula Python day. If it is Peninsula Python day (July 21st) YES
If a train is within eyesight, place this Page into your Chapter and do not resolve its
W Pope Lick Monster Train within eyesight YES Train
Contract Effect.
W River Mermaid If you sang this game, this Page costs 1 less Aura to Contract. Singing YES
W Rubberado You must laugh or this Beastie is Destroyed. Laughing YES
For each sealed MetaZoo product within eyesight, place an Investment Counter on
W Rudy, Really Big Feet Sealed MetaZoo product within eyesight YES Sealed MetaZoo Product Maximum of 1
target Beastie.
If you are wearing black and white clothes, this Beastie deals +10 Damage on its
W Skunk Ape Wearing black and white clothes YES Clothing
Attacks.
W Snoligoster This Beastie has Burrow if Swamp is active. Swamp is active YES
W Spring Heeled Jack This Beastie's Attacks deal +10 Damage if you are wearing high heels. Wearing high heels YES Clothing
W Stone Man If a stone is within eyesight, this Beastie has Stoneskin. Stone within eyesight YES Stone
W The Phantom Jogger of Canyon Hill If you went for a jog today, this Beastie gains Fleet. You went for a jog today NO Private information
W The Pink Mess of Goose Creek Lagoon This Beastie has Burrow if Swamp is active. Swamp is active YES
W Token Sitter This Page costs no Aura to Contract if you have adopted a pet. You have adopted a pet NO Private information
W Unicorn This Beastie's Attacks deal +20 Damage if you are wearing anything unicorn related. Wearing anything unicorn related YES Clothing
W Wampus Cat This Beastie costs 1 NEUTRAL Aura to Contract if you have fed a cat today. You have fed a cat today NO Private information
W White Screamer You may only Contract this Page if you scream as quietly as you can. Screaming as quietly as you can YES
W Winter's Wrath If Winter is active, this Page costs 1 less Frost Aura to Contract. Winter is active YES
W Woolly Mammoth If you are wearing fur, this Beastie gains +20 LP. Wearing fur YES Clothing
U Accordianteater If you whistle when this Beastie declares an Attack, this Beastie deals +10 ATK DMG. Whistling YES
U Alien Bigfoot This Attack deals +10 Damage if you are wearing an astronaut suit. Wearing an astronaut suit YES Clothing

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Set Page
U Breakfast Aliens
U Casa Blanca Entities
U Charles Mill Lake Monster
U Crawfordsville Monster
U Dwarf Star
U Energy Being
U Felixstowe Fire Demon
U Flatwoods Monster
U Foo Fighters
U Forest Elemental
U Forest Friends
U Gowrow
U Grays
U Griddlegreaser Pete
U Grunch Road Monster
U Guabancex
U Hat Man
U Headless Cannoneer
U Houston Batman
U Johnny Appleseed
U Lady in Red
U Men In Black
U Mini T-Rex
U Mountain Boomer
U Old Saybrooks Blockheads
U Pamola
U Phantom Kangaroo
U Robo Flowers
U Rougarou
U Rudy, One Big Hairy Step
U Sabertooth Tiger
U San Pedro Mountains Mummy
U Sherman Beasts
U Sky Snake
U Stargate Project
U The Green Fireballs
U The Monster Of Partridge Creek
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Item/ Enviro Official Claimable
4th Wall Text Trigger Eligible Action Prsnl. Notes
Chr. . Item/Characteristic
If you bought breakfast between 6 AM and 10 AM today, this Page costs 1 less Aura
Bought breakfast between 6 AM and 10 AM today NO Private information
to Contract.
If the Primary Defender is controlled by a Caster younger than 13 years old, inflict Primary Defender is controlled by a Caster younger than 13
YES Based on DOB at registration
[Paralyze] on the Primary Defender. years old
If this Beastie was Contracted before sunrise, this Beastie gains +20 LP. You may flip
this face-up whenever an opposing Caster Contracts a Spell with an Aura Cost of 1 or Beastie was Contracted before sunrise YES
less.
If a kite is within eyesight, reveal target Caster's Chapter. Kite within eyesight YES Kite
If there is a star-shaped necklace within eyesight, [Stars] is considered active. Star-shaped necklace within eyesight YES Star-shaped Necklace Accessory
If you are wearing tie-dye, place an Energy Counter on this Beastie for each opposing
Wearing tie-dye YES Clothing
Beastie in the Arena.
If an opposing Caster is younger than 13 years old, this Beastie deals +10 ATK DMG. Opposing Caster is younger than 13 years old YES Based on DOB at registration
This Beastie deals +100 ATK DMG if you have seen a real UFO before this game. Have seen a real UFO before this game NO Private information
If there are Christmas lights within eyesight, all Beasties recover 10 LP. Christmas lights within eyesight YES Christmas Lights
If mushrooms are within eyesight, this Beastie has [Convert]. Mushrooms within eyesight YES Mushroom
If you shake hands with an opposing Caster before you Contract this Page, this Page
Shaking hands with an opposing Caster YES
costs 1 less [Neutral] to Contract.
DESTROYED: You may only use this Effect if you did not speak this turn. If this is the
first time this Beastie is Destroyed this turn, you may place it in the Arena with 20
maximum LP. Not speaking, Caster yells out in pain YES
If this Attack Damaged a Caster, that Caster may yell out in pain. If they do, this
Beastie loses [Stoneskin] until the end of the next turn.
This Attack deals +20 Damage if you point a flashlight at a Page in the Arena. Pointing a flashlight at a Page in the Arena YES Flashlight
If you work in the fast food industry, this Page costs 1 less Aura to Contract. Work in the fast food industry NO Private information
If you are wearing reptile-like clothing, this Beastie deals +15 ATK DMG. Wearing reptile-like clothing YES Clothing
If it is raining or you play a rain stick without leaving your seat, target Beastie you
It is raining, Playing a rain stick without leaving your seat YES Rain Stick
control loses 25 LP and is inflicted with [Paralyze]. Bookmark 1.
TIP THE MAN: You may use this Power at any time if you are wearing a hat. If you
do, remove all Status Effect Indicators and Traits from Beasties that are inflicted with
Wearing a hat, Tipping your hat YES Clothing
until the end of this turn.
This Attack deals +20 Damage if you tip your hat.
If there is a full moon within eyesight, this Beastie's Destroyed Effect creates 2
Full moon is within eyesight YES
Tokens instead of 1.
This Beastie gains [Invisible] if trees are nearby. Trees are nearby YES
If an Apple is within eyesight, generate a Seed Token. Apple within eyesight YES Apple
If any Opposing Caster during this game identifies as a man, this Beastie gains
Opposing Caster identifies as a man NO Private information
[Unblockable].
If you are wearing a suit, this Beastie deals +20 ATK DMG. Wearing a suit YES Clothing
If you are in the American Southwest, this Beastie deals +10 ATK DMG.
In the American Southwest, Wearing a cowboy hat YES Clothing
If you are wearing a cowboy hat, this Attack deals +10 Damage.
If you are within 100 feet of a road, this Beastie gains +10 LP/+10 ATK DMG. Within 100 feet of a road YES
CONTRACT: You may place a piece of cloth on a Beastie in the Arena. If you do, that
Place a piece of cloth on a Beastie in the Arena YES Cloth
Beastie does not Awaken at the start of the next turn.
If you are playing on a mountain top or at the base of a mountain, this attack inflicts
Playing on a mountain top, Playing at the base of a mountain YES
[Frozen] (1).
If you jump up and down, deal 15 Damage to this Beastie and 10 Damage to each
Jumping up and down YES
opposing Beastie in Combat.
If you are playing near a school, this Beastie deals +10 ATK DMG. Playing near a school YES
If you speak French, this Beastie deals +10 ATK DMG. Speaking French YES
If you yell "TO THE MOON!", you may place an Investment Counter on target Beastie
Yelling "TO THE MOON!" YES
Sasquatch. Then, this Beastie gains [Flight] until the end of the next turn.
If you have seen pronounced canine teeth during this game, this Attack deals +10
Seen pronounced canine teeth during this game YES Vampire Fangs
Damage.
If you are wearing a bandage wrap, reveal the top 3 Pages of your Spellbook. If a
Terra or a Aura Page was revealed, place one of those Pages into your Chapter. Wearing a bandage wrap YES Bandage Wrap Accessory
Place the remaining Pages on the bottom of your Spellbook in any order.
The Caster who controls this Beastie must declare Attack's in slow-motion. If they do
Not declaring Attacks in slow-motion YES
not, this Beastie does not Awaken at the start of their next turn.
This Beastie deals +10 Damage if you saw something flying in the sky this game. Saw something flying in the sky this game YES
Target opposing Caster writes down a number 1, 2, or 3 and places it face-down on
the table. You guess what number they have written and they reveal it. If you are
Writing down a number 1, 2, or 3 YES
correct, look at the top 4 Pages of the opposing Caster's Spellbook and place those 4
Pages on top of their Spellbook in any order. If you are incorrect, nothing happens.
If you are in New Mexico, USA, this Page costs 1 less Aura to Contract. In New Mexico, USA YES
You may only Contract this Page if a dinosaur related item is within eyesight. Dinosaur related item is within eyesight YES Dinosaur Related Item
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Set Page
U The Seven Thunders
U USO
U Van Meter Visitor
U Wakinyan
U Whirling Whimpus
WPT Babe the Blue Ox to Arms
WPT Chibi Bigfoot to Arms
WPT Cumberland Dragon to Arms
WPT Dragon of Oconto Falls to Arms
WPT Iowa Dragon to Arms
WPT Jack Frost to Arms
WPT Jersey Devil to Arms
WPT Kinderhook Blob to Arms
WPT Mothman to Arms
WPT Mothman to Arms
WPT Red Ink to Arms
WPT Wendigo to Arms
H Tractor Beam
H Humming Tektite
H Appetite for Flesh
H Widmanstatten Artifact
H Severed Limb
H DNA Overload
H Toxic Fumes
H DDoS
H Biofrequency Blast
H Malicious Hardware
H Stack Overflow
H 1111010
H Odd Virus
H Shrieks from the Crypt
H Uncertain Tombstone Inscription
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Chr. . Item/Characteristic
CONTRACT: Until the end of the turn, all "The Seven Thunders" Cost 1 less Aura to a
minimum cost of 1 to Contract if you say "ROLLING THUNDER" on each Contract. Saying "ROLLING THUNDER", Hearing real thunder during
YES
If you hear real thunder during this game, until the end of the turn this Page deals +20 the game
ATK DMG.
You must say "Dive, Dive, Dive" and plug your nose. Bookmark 1. Place this Beastie
under an or Terra. Place this Beastie back into the Arena Awakened under your Saying "Dive, Dive, Dive" YES
control at the end of your turn.
CONTRACT: You may shine a flashlight on the Beastie targeted by this Beastie's
[Flash] Trait. If you do, that Beastie is inflicted with [Confusion] if the coin flip for Shining a flashlight on the Beastie targeted by Flash YES Flashlight
[Flash] is tails.
CONTRACT: You may caw like a bird and take 50 Damage. If you do, this Beastie
Cawing like a bird YES
enters the Arena Awakened.
You may spin this Beastie in place 360 degrees. Each Beastie and Artifact touched
Spinning the Beastie in place 360 degrees YES
by this Beastie while spinning is dealt 10 Damage
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
Playing Card, [Frost] Beasties you control from the Cryptid Nation Set gain +10 YES Maximum of 1
Cryptid Nation Playing Card Playing Card
LP/+10 ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Wilderness
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Wilderness
Playing Card, [Forest] Beasties you control from the Wilderness Set gain +20 LP/+20 YES Maximum of 1
Wilderness Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Wilderness
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Wilderness
Playing Card, [Forest] Beasties you control from the Wilderness Set gain +15 LP/+15 YES Maximum of 1
Wilderness Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Wilderness
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Wilderness
Playing Card, [Light] Beasties you control from the Wilderness Set gain +10 LP/+10 YES Maximum of 1
Wilderness Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Wilderness
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Wilderness
Playing Card, [Flame] Beasties you control from the Wilderness Set gain +5 LP/+5 YES Maximum of 1
Wilderness Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Nightfall Playing A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Nightfall
YES Maximum of 1
Card, [Frost] Beasties you control from the Nightfall Set gain +5 LP/+5 ATK DMG. Nightfall Playing Card Playing Card
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
Playing Card, [Dark] Beasties you control from the Cryptid Nation Set gain +5 LP/+5 YES Maximum of 1
Cryptid Nation Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
Playing Card, [Cosmic] Beasties you control from the Nightfall Set gain +20 LP/+20 YES Maximum of 1
Cryptid Nation Playing Card Playing Card
ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Nightfall Playing A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Nightfall
YES Maximum of 1
Card, [Dark] Beasties you control from the Nightfall Set gain +10 LP/+10 ATK DMG. Nightfall Playing Card Playing Card
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
Playing Card, [Dark] Beasties you control from the Cryptid Nation Set gain +15 YES Maximum of 1
Cryptid Nation Playing Card Playing Card
LP/+15 ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation
Playing Card, [Neutral] Beasties you control from the Cryptid Nation Set gain +20 YES Maximum of 1
Cryptid Nation Playing Card Playing Card
LP/+20 ATK DMG.
For every Token Page you control that is represented by a MetaZoo: Nightfall Playing A Token Page you control is represented by a MetaZoo: MetaZoo: Nightfall
YES Maximum of 1
Card, [Dark] Beasties you control from the Nightfall Set gain +15 LP/+15 ATK DMG. Nightfall Playing Card Playing Card
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Country music. You hear Country Music YES
Target Caster loses 25 LP, unless they hum.
You hum YES
DESTROYED: Generate 1 Cosmic Aura if you hum.
Until the end of this turn, whenever a Beastie Zombie Destroys another Beastie, you
may whisper "Fresh Meat". If you do, create a Beastie Zombie Token (10 LP Dark Whispering "Fresh Meat" YES
Beastie with a 10 Damage Attack).
If you hear white noise nearby, this page gains [Self-Destruct]. You hear white noise YES
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Metal music.
Equip this Artifact to target Beastie. If a detached limb is within eyesight, equipped You hear Metal music, a detached limb is within eyesight YES Detached Limb Detached limb must be fake
Beastie gains [Scared] on its Attacks.
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Rock music. You hear Rock music YES
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Reggae music. You hear Reggae music YES
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Techno music. You hear Techno music YES
CONTRACT: Unless you place a finger on your temple, you must take 75 Damage. Placing a finger on your temple YES
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear EDM music. You hear EDM music YES
You may only Contract this Page if you currently hear Metal music. You hear Metal music YES
You may Contract this Page at any time if you correctly say its name out loud as fast
Saying "1111010" as fast as you can YES
as you can.
DESTROYED: When this Artifact is Destroyed you may say "ERROR 404". If you do,
Saying "ERROR 404" YES
Beasties with an odd Aura Cost may not be Fatigued until the end of the next turn.
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Punk music. You hear Punk music YES
You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Punk music. You hear Punk music YES
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Chr. . Item/Characteristic
H Neural Link You may only Contract this Page if you can currently hear Trance music. You hear Trance music YES
ARENA: At the start of each of your turns, you must scream "SCIENCE!". If you do,
H Unstable Isotope generate one Aura of any Type. When this Artifact is removed from the Arena, send Screaming "SCIENCE!" YES
all Pages the owner of this Page control and their Chapter into the Afterlife.
S Crystal Ball If you are playing in a caravan, this Artifact has [Spirit trait] Playing in a caravan YES

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