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The Last Word 1/2023
The Last Word 1/2023
Issue #579
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January 2023
Bully: “Remember when you thought Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby were the same person?”
Coolster: “Remember when you got caught tossing off in church while wrapping your hand in a
1963 street map of Duluth?”
I decided that sometimes it was easier to just respond to the bully, “I know all about your
checkered past.” I vaguely remember using this line once or twice. It seems like it was around the end
of freshman year.
The classmate I said it to was huuuuuuuuuumiliated! It was fun to watch him slink into a corner
in disgrace!