Table Menu Early 2008

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Cover Art by McKenna ‘Mac” Andrews

Cartoonist-Graphic Artist-Digital Illustrator and all around good guy.


Reach him @ 973-570-8770 or mac_ink@yahoo.com
This Season’s Menu is Inspired by Botticelli and Keith Haring.
This is my attempt at complicated minimalism.
While far from being a work of literary art, look beyond the words and you will find secret culinary de-
lights at every twist and turn.
The Key To Our Food:
OVL= Ovo-Lacto Vegetarian LV= Lacto Vegetarian VG= Vegan Vegetarian
SF= Seafood or Fish Products used in preparation WF= Wheat & Gluten Free
If you have any questions about ingredients, please feel free to ask. We can often adapt dishes to suit particular dietary needs.

***These items are prepared in the same kitchen as items that contain nuts, soy, wheat, seafood and
other items that you may be allergic to. If you have a known allergy or sensitivity, please let your
server know, and we’ll make sure to adapt your meal as best as we can. ***

BNB FAQ
Responsible BYOB Policy
BYOB is allowed only with dinner or dinner reservations, and as long as there are no minors at the same table.
We want you to have a great time. We’re just looking out for the kiddies! We reserve the right to drive you home if you
are sloshed. But please don’t get sloshed. We’re not that type of place.

Do You Cater? Do You Deliver?


Yes & Yes. We have served special events, parties and meetings from 10-150 people, effectively, professionally and, most of
all, deliciously. Soups, Salads, Quiches, Wraps, Stir Fries, Seafood, Sweets, Exotic Drinks & Coffees, and pretty much anything
else you’d like. We deliver to the Danville area, Geisinger, and occasionally beyond.

Why aren't you open all the time?


If you are new to Brews N Bytes, we are a family owned and operated business with all the ups and downs that that entails. We
are part of the Danville Community and our restaurant is a living and breathing entity. The food here is meticulously and lov-
ingly prepared by my wife, and probably served to you by my cousin or daughter. As a family, we also require some down time,
just like you. So that’s why we have unconventional hours.

Wow, this place feels like home...


If it feels like home here at Brews N Bytes, it is because our family lives and breathes and exists within these walls. So rest
assured that Home Made means Home Made.

Who is this mysterious and elusive Chef Noo-Noo?


NooNoo is Moosey. Oh, Moosey is Chef Lisa, my very significant other and the designer of your dish today.. I have been call-
ing her “pet names” ever since I can remember. Some other favorites of mine are: Popa, Ovaltine, Momo, Nougat, Maybel-
line, Saltine and Eep. You get the idea. A rose by any other name...

FYI: At BNB we don’t play the numbers game… We will never rush you out of the door like other places.
We encourage you stay as long as you’d like (within our normal hours, of course)! Chat with us.
Tell us all about yourself. We’d love to hear about your adventures! I’m sure we’ll tell you ours!
On that note, since we’re not a conventional restaurant…

When you’re ready for your check you can either come on up to the counter
or just flag us down and we’ll bring it to you.

Please be kind to your server.


If you are anything like me, you enjoy breakfast items all day long. Think differently. Eat differently.

Our hearty breakfast specials are available anytime and include toast with butter or jam,
American brewed coffee with free refills, and an 8 ounce glass of premium orange juice.
All for only

$9.99
Your choice of:

OVL Spanish Omelet


A delightful potato & Vidalia onion omelet with your choice of
cheddar-jack, Swiss, American or provolone cheese (or no cheese at all, if you prefer!)
a la carte $ 7.89
OVL Veggie Omelet
A Two-Large-Egg Omelet with your choice of Mushroom, Onion, Red or Green
bell peppers, Tomatoes and/or zucchini Sometimes even more veggies available!
Please ask!
a la carte $ 7.89
OVL Four-Cheese Frittata
A Cheddar, Monterrey Jack, Provolone and Swiss omelet,
lovingly pan fried and then baked to golden-brown perfection.
a la carte $ 7.89
Huevos Rancheros OVL

Two eggs over-easy, our house red medium-mild salsa, cheddar cheese
and refried beans over a warm flour tortilla.
Don't worry...It's only Pennsylvania spicy. Hotter salsa available upon request.
Gluten-FreeCorn Tortilla Substitute usually available. Please ask!
a la carte $ 7.89

Tofu Rancheros LV VG

A delicious alternative to our Huevos Rancheros. Grilled seasoned tofu takes the
place of eggs. With refried beans, salsa and cheddar cheese if you’d like!
a la carte $ 7.89
BTW: A La Carte means “by itself. Not literally but that’s the gist.
That’s cool. My French also stinks.
Most of these are traditional family recipes and are made from scratch every day!
Little Cup $2.89 Hearty Bowl $4.09
Served with crackers or a small side of rice
We also have large, microwaveable take-out quarts from $8.29.
Advanced notice usually required, but please ask. Maybe we made extra today!

Usually we have two soups every weekday.


If we haven’t told you what they are yet, grab us gently and we’ll tell ya…
Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Soup Du Jour
Cuban Black Bean Thai Tomato Indian Split Pea Cinci Chili Chef’s Choice!
VG VG VG LV VG
Now even more This delicate yet Another culinary Spicy & Delicious. If you are a
Cuban! tangy blend of winner from yet The traditional frequent diner, you
An island favorite...Not tomato, Thai another far-away Cincinnatti-Chili calls can have the sched-
too spicy, but always spices, and a region. This tradi- for about eight spices uled soups any
yummy. Served with a touch of coconut tional Indian soup but Lisa kicks it up to given week….but if
slice of lemon and milk will sooth is also known as fourteen (14.) you only come by
chopped onions on the the adventurer dahl,” Pretty spicy but if once in a while, try
side if you’d like. Have in you. Try it (pronounced “doll”) you’d like more kick,
with one of our
one of
it with some rice to Lisa always adds let us know and we’ll
complete your Cuban tropical sodas. her special touch to Lisa’s choice
bust out the Habanero!
experience. I’ll get you this favorite of International
a hammock. Served with Cheddar & soup creations
Viva la revolucion! savvy Thursday Sour cream on the side. of the day.
diners.

SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT!


ASIDE FROM OUR REGULAR TASTIES, (BROWNIES, LEMON BARS, SCONES)
LISA COMES UP WITH NEW ORIGINAL GOODIES EVERY DAY.
Come on up to our counter and take a look or just ask us what’s good!
We also make custom trays for every occasion.
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
BNB House Special Salad LV
Mixed greens adorned with glazed nuts, dried fruit bits & imported mild Chevre cheese
and our House Sweet Sesame Dressing. Another tasty Lisa invention!
$8.69
Pacific Caesar
SF
Romaine hearts, grated parmesan cheese, croutons & almonds served
with our homemade tangy Caesar dressing. A Pacific twist on a classic.
Warning: “Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.”

$6.79
Neptuna Salad WF SF
Choice Albacore Tuna in a Creamy homemade
Basil & Lime Dressing served over mixed greens with Tomatoes, & Sweet Onions.
$8.49
LV VG Lugosi Salad
Grilled Portabella mushrooms sautéed with Roasted Red Peppers and Sweet Onions.
Served over mixed greens with our ranch dressing.
$8.99
Kings & Peons SF
King-Crab Cake and Breaded Shrimp with our home made Green Goddess dressing,
served over greens, and adorned with tomatoes, artichokes, peppers & onions.
$11.29
Chef Noo-Noo’s Brie Salad
LV

A nice chunk of imported Danish Brie warmed to perfection and then topped with pecans
and a warm fruit chutney dressing. Served over greens w/ apple slices and pita.
$11.39
Greek Tortellini Salad LV
A scoop of cheese tortellini, chick peas, olives, feta cheese, tomatoes, peppers
and artichokes over mixed greens and sweet onions.
$8.29
Sumptuous & Sweet Sizzling Salad
LV

Sautéed apples over mixed greens, with pecans, bleu cheese crumbles,
adorned with sweet onions and croutons.. Served with our vinaigrette dressing.
$8.49
Pumpkin Ravioli Salad SF

Warm and tender pumpkin ravioli served over greens and topped
with chevre goat cheese, pecans and balsamic dressing.
$9.99
Momo’s Marinated Shrimp Salad
LV

Garlic marinated shrimp over greens adorned with chick peas, artichoke hearts,
peppers, onions, olives, feta cheese and tomatoes. Drizzled with our house balsamic dressing.
$11.99
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and are garnished with Lettuce, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes & Onions (except Breakfast Wrap).

X-treme Veggie-Burger VG Wayne’s Sea World SF


Veggie Burger cut into thin strips and sautéed Breaded shrimp and crab cake with our home-
with mushrooms in our BBQ sauce. made Green Goddess dressing.
$7.29 $10.49
Portabella Lugosi LV VG Bur-r-r-rito LV VG
Grilled Portabella mushrroms, Roasted Red Pep- Three refried bean spread, sour cream, cheddar
pers, Ranch Dressing . Yummy & Juicy. cheese. Hot Peppers upon request.
$7.29 $5.99
Lisa’s Breakfast Wrap OVL Creole Shrimp Salad Wrap SF
Portabella mushroom, red pepper, onion & ched- Homemade lightly spicy shrimp salad with our
dar cheese omelet w/ house salsa. special chipotle sauce
$7.79 $8.49
Neptuna SF Humina, Humina, Humina LV VG
Albacore Tuna mixed with our delicious Our Homemade Hummus,
Basil & Lime Dressing Red Peppers, Feta Cheese
$7.49 VG
$6.29
To-To-Fu
Cajun Marinated tofu cubes in our BBQ sauce sautéed with shredded carrots,
onions, peppers & mushrooms garnished with a shredded cabbage leaf.
$5.99

Kind of like a pita; kind of like a sandwich. They’re the perfect size to enjoy with a soup.

The Amerituna Melt SF The Huh-huh-Hummus LV VG


Albacore Tuna, Lettuce , Tomato, Onions Homemade hummus, feta cheese, olives,
And, of course, American Cheese . and sliced yellow peppers over an open
$4.99 faced “flappy” nan bread.
$4.29
The Burning Bubba Burger LV VG “I can’t call this a
SF
(add cheese for .69 cents, Swiss or American) Krabby Patty
A spicy barbeque veggie burger with pick- because I’ll get sued by the Spongebob people”-
les, lettuce, tomato and our special sauce. Crab cake, lettuce, onions, and
$5.89 our special house mayo
$5.49
Fiesta Flappy LV VG
Three-Bean spread, cheddar-jack cheese, jalapeños, onion & tomato
over an open face flappy nan bread.
$4.29
Pronounced “gno-gnos,” like
“lasagna.” If that didn’t help, never mind.
Just enjoy the “momento” (and the food). Ñoño
means “lil brat” in the Cuban/Spanish lingo.
Well, here are our own special little brats!
A Stuffed and grilled tortilla roll.

Be-a-Ñoño LV VG

Rice, refried & black beans, cheddar cheese, corn niblets, diced peppers and onions.
Cheese is optional if you want it vegan
$4.49
El Niño Ñoño LV VG

Home-made hummus, rice, feta cheese, diced olives & peppers and shredded carrots
Cheese is optional if you want it vegan
$4.49
SF
Ñoño del Mar
Deviled crab cake, rice, cheese, peppers, and grilled onions.
$5.49
Soy un Ñoño LV VG

Barbeque grilled tofu, rice, cheddar-jack cheese, diced peppers & mushrooms.
Cheese is optional if you want it vegan
$5.49

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Sautéed Mushrooms, Chevre
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Cheese, Spices.
$8.99
Shakyamuni
Indian-Style potatoes, veggies & spices with a touch
LV
of mango chutney.
$8.99
Thorough Thoreau
Crab cakes, onions, tartar
SF sauce Amish Bleu Cheese.
$10.99
Kerouac
Creole Seasoned Shrimp and Cheddar
SF Jack Cheese

$10.29
Panino means “samich” in Italian. Either that or it doesn't. Regardless…
All our Panini are grilled to perfection and served on our artisan rose-
mary herb bread. If you haven’t been here in a while and don’t recognize anything,
choose one of Chef Noo-noo‘s Panini. ...and yes, I know that Panino is the singular
form of Panini…but Panini is more fun to rhyme

VG Putini Panini Pedro Perez Picked a Pesto Pepper Panini


Homemade hummus, roasted veggies, diced olives LV A tangy pesto, olive chevre cheese
grilled onions sprinkled with our house vinaigrette. and roasted red pepper spread.
$5.49 $7.99
LV Pa-Noo-noo's Panini LV Sa-Brie-na’s Panini
Unique and delightful balsamic roasted Imported Brie Cheese, Grilled Caramelized
vegetables with mild chevre cheese. Onions and a touch of mango chutney
$6.99 $8.29
There's Tuna in Altoona, Pa-noo-na SF
An incredibly savory mélange of albacore white tuna
artichoke hearts, grilled tomatoes and grilled onions, adorned with Amish Farmer's Cheese.
$8.29

All served with our house salsa &


sour cream except the Pizzadilla, of course.
Napoleon’s Three Cheese LV Albacore White Tuna and SF
“Dang Quesadila” Finlandia Swiss Cheese
$5.99 with a touch of our home made lime basil sauce
Cheddar, Swiss and American in case you were wondering! $7.99
(Is that four cheeses or three? Gawd!)

Egg & Cheddar-Jack Cheese OVL Zesty Crab Cake and Cheddar Cheese
SF
with your choice of Mushrooms and/or Red Pepper What can I say?
or just have it plain...It’s all good. A touch of quesadilla class!
$5.99 $8.59
Portabella Mushrooms and Grilled Onions Seasoned Shrimp, Cheddar Jack Cheese
with Cheddar & Chevre Cheese LV & Mild Cajun Spices SF
$7.39 $7.99
Pizzadilla LV

Two tortillas filled with cheddar-jack cheese and your choice of a veggie (or not).
Then we top it with mozzarella and marinara sauce and bake for to a melted perfection.
Now Bigger, Cheesier, & Saucier!
$6.39
Stupid, but Unavoidable Disclaimer Moment
This menu expires around July 1st 2008. I’ll try to not do anything radically stupid to the menu before then.
Prices subject to change without notice. Availability of menu items varies from item to item and season to season. Good food takes a while
to make. Please allow ample time when ordering for delivery or take-out. Please add .29 cent container charge per entrée for food take-out
& delivery. Of course if you don’t want to pay the surcharge for take-out, you can always bring in your own containers. If you don’t have
your own container and are still bitchin’ & moanin’ about a few pennies to help our “hurtin’” environment, I’ll try to dig up a styro con-
tainer from the basement. Usually I would have something witty to say just about now...Nothing, nada, niente, merde...Oh well. I guess not
all the pistons are firing today. These items are prepared in the same kitchen as items that contain nuts, wheat and seafood. If you have an
allergy or sensitivity, please let your server know, and we’ll make sure to adapt your meal as best as we can. If you are allergic to every-
thing, I highly recommend a bubble suit and distilled water. I do keep an epi-pen in the back for that one jackass that’s bound to be allergic
to distilled water. Oy. The things I do for love… Tell your friends about us… We don’t really advertise. Word of mouth rules!
All Stir Fry Served Over a Delicious Bed of Rice.
LV VG
Ipso Nutso
Assorted veggies in a spicy peanut sauce.
SF because there’s a touch of fish in Served with two Goat Cheese Nut Balls
the Thai curry sauce, but Veg curry sauce also available (Feel free to substitute tofu.)
$10.99
Curry in a Hurry SF
Fresh Spinach, Tofu, Assorted Asian Veggies,
Thai Hot Peppers, with a hint of Coconut Milk.
Quite spicy
$10.29
VG Confucius Say What?
Assorted Asian veggies, Tofu & Exotic Mushrooms
in a Soy-Ginger Sauce. Mild yet wild.
$10.29
Nina Mouskouri Yuri Shrimp Tandoori SF
Cut me a break. There are not many words that rhyme with tandoori...
A yummy mix of marinated tandoori shrimp and mediterranean vegetables
in a sauce that’ll have you saying, “I want more-i tandoor-i.” Quite spicy.
$11.99

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Brews N Bytes...best place ever

The United Nations of Food


Right Here In Good Old Danville
Also, see our Portabella
Lugosi under the WRAP sec-
tion and our Lugosi Salad
Stuffed Portabella Mushroom under the SALAD section.
(one large or two small caps, depending on availability)
Served with a side salad and a Warm Pita.
Stuffed with your choice of:
Parmesan Whipped Potatoes Cap LV Spinach & Feta Cheese Cap LV

$8.99 $9.49

Creole Shrimp Salad Cap SF Breaded Crab Cake & Cheddar Cap SF

$10.99 $11.99

Chipotle Rubbed Shrimp Soft Taco Momo’s Marinated Shrimp Salad


A large flour tortillas filled with our spicy shrimp, rice, Garlic marinated shrimp over greens adorned with chick
cheese and our own chipotle sauce. peas, artichoke hearts, peppers, onions, olives, feta cheese
Served with a side salad and our tri-color Caribbean Slaw and tomatoes. Drizzled with our house balsamic dressing.
$11.29 $11.49
Kings & Peons Nina Mouskouri Yuri Shrimp Tandoori
King-Crab Cake and Breaded Shrimp with our home A yummy mix of marinated tandoori shrimp and
made Green Goddess dressing, served over greens, and Mediterranean vegetables in a sauce that’ll have you
adorned with tomatoes, artichokes, peppers & onions. saying, “I want more-i tandoor-i.” Quite spicy.
$11.49 $11.99
Thorough Thoreau Puffer Stuffer
A large tender puff pastry stuffed with Crab cakes, grilled onions, tartar sauce and Amish Bleu Cheese.
Served with a side salad and dipping sauce .
$10.99
Don’t forget to check our Wrap, Salad, Mushroom, and Flappy sections
for other fish and seafood selections that we didn’t have the space to include here.

The Friday Night Limited Special Dinner

Almost every week our Chef designs a COMPLETE fish or seafood dinner that includes
a salad, a side, the main dish, dessert with coffee or tea, and a fountain beverage.

Please ask us what the Special Dish is this week!


These Prix Fixe meals are limited to the first 15
or so customers that request it.
Often, customers reserve the dinners a few days before.
If you’d like to reserve a dinner, please let us know as soon as you can.!
Favorites for the smaller appetite.
Grilled Cheese 1.99
On whole grain White or multi grain bread.
Mac & Cheese 1.79
Served with Crackers.

PB & J 1.59
On whole grain White or multi grain bread.

Steamed Veggies 1.09


Mixed Veggies du jour (no lima beans, we promise!)

Kid’s Quesadilla 2.49


Cheddar Jack Cheese melted to perfection inside a tortilla.

Kids Cup o’ Soup 1.99


A five (5) ounce serving. A perfect way to complete your meal

Lil’ Drinks
Chocolate Milk 1.19
Regular Milk .99
Really Good & Tasty, Premium 1.39
Orange Juice 8 oz
Kid’s Size Soda .99

The BNB After-School Homework Club


3:30-5:30 PM Tuesday-Friday
Brews N Bytes is committed to progressive education, especially here in our area.
This is why we welcome responsible middle and high school students
to come by after school to study and discuss homework,
regardless of whether they purchase or not.
We are filled to the brim with books, art, musical instruments and even have
WI-FI and a Computer Terminal*
FREE for Educational Purposes!
*We practice safe internet!
And yes, if the kids are hungry we always have...
SPECIALS and AFFORDABLE, HEALTHY MUNCHIES AVAILABLE!
Everybody in town claims to have the best coffee, but talk is cheap. The fact of the matter is that a bet-
ter bean makes a better coffee. We use an nine (9) dollar a pound (at wholesale) bean for our espresso.
We deal exclusively with small roasters that have a handle on quality control.
I assure you folks, there is no one in this area prepared to spend eight bucks a pound per bean.
They think that 3 or 4 dollars is good enough for you, John Q. Public.
We believe that you deserve the best, not the mediocre.
Don’t take me wrong. I’m not a coffee snob. If I’m on the road, I’ll go into a dunkin or starbux. No prob-
lem. But...there is only one place to go to for your coffee in the Central Susquehanna Valley:
Brews N Bytes...respecting your palate since 2003.

...for those who know the difference.


Soy milk please add .49 cents. Extra flavor shots .39 cents.
Coffee of the Day World Class Mocha
Traditional American Brew Our chocolate is Bellagio Belgian Dark. Our es-
To Stay: presso is from Java & Yemen.
$1.59 Our milk is from Pennsylvania.
includes a free refill. Together they make for an intense coffee experi-
To Go: ence.
12 oz. $1.29 16 oz. $1.49 20 oz $1.79 12 oz. $3.49 16 oz. $3.99 20 oz $4.39
Cortadito Cuban Café con Latte
A long shot of espresso and frothed steamed milk. aka Café con Leche aka Café Au Lait aka Latte.
A perennial Cuban favorite. Call it what you may, at Brews N Bytes it is:
6 oz $1.69 Great espresso and steamed milk to taste.
12 oz. $2.99 16 oz. $3.39 20 oz $3.89
Double Espresso Cappuccino
Double Espresso Steamed milk, espresso to taste, and froth.
Have it “Cuban style” with the raw sugar already in it. If you’d like a flavor, we recommend a FLAVORED LATTE
$1.69 (ask for it to be frothy!)
12 oz. $3.29 16 oz $3.69 20 oz $4.09
Flavored Latte Lil’ Mexican Cafécito
Steamed milk with your choice of flavored Steamed and frothy milk with a short shot of
syrups, espresso, and frothed milk. almond & cinnamon syrup and Mexican nescafe.
12 oz. $3.29 16 oz. $3.69 20 oz $4.09 8oz. $2.09
Flavors:
Availability is sometimes based on seasonal demand, so please double-check to make sure that we have that flavor.
French Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Raspberry, Almond, Coconut, Banana, Mango, Strawberry, Irish Cream, Egg Nog,
Pumpkin Pie, Gingerbread, Peppermint, Toasted Marshmallow, Crème de Menthe, Macadamia, Kahlua, Orange, Peach,
Malibu Rum, Butter Rum, Cinnamon, Cassis (black currant), Cherry, Lime, Chili Lime.
Sugar Free Syrups: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Almond, Caramel, Raspberry
What is a …?
Espresso- is a concentrated coffee beverage brewed by forcing very hot, but not boiling water under
high pressure through coffee that has been ground to a consistency between extremely fine and powder.
Cappuccino– Traditionally equal parts espresso, steamed milk and frothed milk.
Café Latte-is traditionally single shot of espresso with steamed milk.
WE ALWAYS USE AT LEAST A DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO in our Caps & Lattes!
Herbal or Regular Tea Chai is temporarily out of stock
A mug of hot water and your while we secure the best
and the tastiest in the world!
choice of traditional Please bear with us!
Oy, the price of milk
and exotic teas from our basket. Spiced Chai Tea Latte
these day... $1.29 Dude, we take our Chai seriously.
It took us months of tasting and testing to find this special
If you have been coming spicy blend.
12oz $3.29 16oz 3.79 20oz $4.19
here for a while, you know Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more
that we, your friends at
Brews N Bytes, haven’t Green Tea Matcha Latte or Caramel Rooibos Red
raised our cocoa or latte Tea Latte
prices in years, even Both are exotic and sweet in their own special way. Try a different one
though our cost has gone each time. Iced or Warm.
up significantly. Due to 12oz $3.29 16oz 3.79 20oz $4.19
the sudden price spike in Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more
dairy products, I’ve had
Traditional Black Iced Coming Back Spring 2008!
to tack on a few extra
pennies so I don’t go Tea
broke. . I guess the COW Freshly Brewed Every Day.
union threatened to go on Unsweetened
strike again. $1.59
Sorry ‘bout that. includes a refill or two!

12oz $3.09 16oz $3.59 20oz $3.99


Make your tea latte a SOY for only .49 cents more

Bellagio Hot Chocolate Truffle Me xican Spiced Cocoa


Mexic
xican
This is the good stuff, my friends. Dark Belgian Choco- This traditional Mexican favorite is delicately laced with
late with just the right sweetness. Nice and thick and fragrant spices such as almond, cinnamon, and REAL
frothy for those cold days and even some warm ones! vanilla. Add a pinch of pepper if you’d like!

Magilla Vanilla White Chocolate Raspberry Steamer


Okay, just to clear this up for the younger generation...This is a If you know anything about flavors, you know that
play on the lovable cartoon character, Magilla Gorilla, from raspberry and chocolate are a natural match. We take it
the 1960’s. I feel so old suddenly. Anyway… one step further and use
French Vanilla and Crème of Banana with frothy Ghirardelli White Chocolate and Premium Raspberry
warm milk make this a snowy day favorite of mine. syrup to complete this sensuously delicious drink.

Got a nice warm fuzzy thought or doodle to share with the world? Scribble it down here!
In case you can’t read the weird print above:
The Return of Almost Every Specialty Coffee We’ve Ever Offered and then some...
All are lovingly prepared with our excellent espresso and topped with whipped cream.
All Specialty Coffees $4.69 for 16 ounces of joy.
Maple Caramel Animal Mocha Monk
Ghirardelli Caramel and a splash of hazelnut syrup; a Bellagio Spiced Mexican Cocoa
shot of espresso and frothed milk. Topped with whipped, with a double shot of espresso & almond syrup.
Pure Maple syrup & Animal crackers. Topped with whipped cream and a dash of cinnamon.
Full Moon Mist When in Cuba…
Irish Crème and Vanilla Syrup with a long Banana, Coconut, & Malibu Rum Syrup,
shot of espresso and steamed milk. a shot of espresso and frothed milk .
Topped with whipped and creamy dinner mints. Topped with whipped and banana chips.
Chocolate Cherry Blush Snickers, Kicks, & Giggles
Steamed milk laced with chocolate, Maraschino cherries Chocolate, Caramel, Hazelnut, Macadamia,
and a double shot of espresso. espresso, and frothed milk.
With a cherry on top of course! Topped (side?) with a mini-chocolate bar.
Lois’s Tropical Fruitcake Latte Yummy Dirty Toasted Banana
Coconut, Banana, Pineapple & Mango syrups, Banana, Ghirardelli White Chocolate, Vanilla & Hazel-
a splash of espresso and frothed milk. Topped with nut Syrups, a short shot of espresso and frothed milk.
shredded Coconut and Banana Chips Topped with a banana chip or two.
S’mores Latte Chocolate Orange Slice
Marshmallow, chocolate, & Hazelnut syrup, Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate meets orange and hazelnut.
espresso, and frothed milk. Topped with whipped, a A shot of espresso, frothed milk and whipped finish off
marshmallow and graham cracker crumbles. this yummy concoction. Served with a candy orange slice.
Good Night Kiss Caramelo Dream
Steamed milk with double espresso, Irish Crème Syrup Steamed milk with a double espresso shot laced
and a hint of Orange. Topped with whipped and served with caramel and chocolate syrup. Topped with whipped
with a candy orange slice. and graham cracker crumbles
Razzle Dazzle Grandma’s Cuban Egg Nog Latte
Raspberry and Chocolate Syrup, a double shot of espresso. Egg Nog & Malibu rum with a touch of gingerbread,
Topped with Whipped Cream, a drizzle of raspberry A shot of Cuban espresso & frothy milk. Topped with
and Chocolate Sprinkles. whipped and animal crackers.
Yin & Yang White Chocolate Candy Cane Mocha
Steamed milk with a double espresso, White Chocolate & Peppermint syrup, espresso, frothy
French Vanilla & Chocolate syrup. milk & whipped caramel drizzle.
Topped with whipped cream and mini chocolate chips. Topped with a mini-candy cane. What else?
You’re The Boss
Your turn to be inventive. Pick up to two shots of flavored syrups,
add espresso and steamed/frothed milk to your imagination! Choose your topping too!

Toppings: Caramel, chocolate chips, marshmallow, maraschino cherries, cinnamon, chocolate & rainbow sprinkles,
whipped cream, animal crackers, coconut flakes, graham cracker crumbles.
Cold Stuff To Drink
Fountain Drinks & Iced Tea
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mountain Dew, Unsweetened Iced Tea
$1.59
(includes a FREE REFILL!)

On The Exotic Side of Soda Pop


Check on availability because they go fast!
$1.69
Ironbeer
Tastes like a cola with tropical crème.
Jupiña
Pineapple soda with a twang.
Materva
Bubbly South American Herbal Tea Ale.
Coco Rico
Like a cool mix of coconut water and sprite
Ginseng Up
A tasty and different herbal bubbly brew.
Reed’s Extra Spicy Ginger Beer
This one has a bite! Perfect for the ginger aficionado.
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Available again in the Springtime. Don’t cry.
In the meantime, have another something. Thanx.
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New York Style Black & White Egg Cream


No cream. No eggs. Go figure. Just great Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate and French Vanilla syrup,
a splash of milk and seltzer water. A childhood favorite of mine.
$1.99 20 oz.

Ita
Itali an-Style Sodas
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Your favorite syrup flavors in bubbly soda water.
Tons of Flavors! Be Creative!
$1.69 20 oz
Syrup Flavors: Check on availability please!
French Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Raspberry, Almond, Coconut, Banana, Mango, Strawberry, Irish Cream, Egg Nog,
Pumpkin Pie, Gingerbread, Peppermint, Toasted Marshmallow, Crème de Menthe, Macadamia, Kahlua, Orange, Peach,
Malibu Rum, Butter Rum, Cinnamon, Cassis (black currant), Blueberry, Cherry, Chili Lime.
Sugar Free Syrups: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Almond, Caramel, Raspberry , Hazelnut, Cherry, Macadamia Nut

Premium Orange Juice


Believe me, we moved here from Florida and next to fresh-squeezed,
our Florida OJ is one of the best you can get..
NOT from Concentrate!
8 ounce serving- $1.39 16 ounce serving- $2.19
San Pellegrino
Sparkling Mineral Water
Great Tasting and lovely bubbles.
750 ml. Bottle (Serves 2) $2.89
All our smoothies are nice large 20 ounce servings .
We Use Real Milk, not water like our competitors...
Please check on seasonal availability of flavors!

Mango Peach Lassi


A smooth peach yogurt, mango juice and rose water smoothie.
$4.39
Iced Chai Latte
Cool, spicy and exotically smooth.
Temporarily out of stock. Sorry!
$4.29

Soy Una Banana


Smoothie made with soy milk (or Apple Juice), Bananas,
Strawberries (or blueberries) and organic sugar.
$4.69
Soy Una Piñata
Smoothie made with soy milk (or Apple Juice), Bananas,
Pineapple and organic sugar
$4.69
Other Unique Smoothie Flavors
Almond, Green Tea Matcha, Taro, Coconut,
Orange Creamsicle & Cotton Candy
Topped with whipped cream!
$4.29
Coffee Smoothies
aka Iced Lattes
We can even throw in an espresso shot for you at no extra cost!
Mocha, No-Sugar Mocha, Dark Mocha, Cookies & Cream, Chocolate Peanut Butter
Topped with whipped cream!
$4.29
Music & Art Initiative
What distinguishes us from the rest of the competition (what competition?) is our commitment to Music & Art in and around Danville. Brews N Bytes
is a place where the arts and the patrons of the arts come together. I do it because I was once an aspiring artist too. Don’t be misled by this face. I
live for the rhythm of the arts. If you play or have a special talent, talk to me for bookings. Open Mic is perpetual so pick up an instrument and play if you want!

Brews N Bytes
Doodling Page.
Please, doodle away. Nothing too adult-graphic please, there are kids that read these. Otherwise, have Freudian free-for-all.

You don’t even have to stay inside the lines. Plus, if you break your crayon, we’ll getcha another one.
Brews N Bytes ...best place ever . We Deliver! We Cater! We Have Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets! We Love Ya! Testing 1.2.3. Does anybody really read this? If you do, THANX!
Did you know that we’ll gladly open for your morning meetings as early as you need us? Yep. And we also offer Yoga Classes, interesting workshops and Special Guest Speakers! Sign up for our email and never miss another event!!

Brews N Bytes
Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes
Thanx to About.com Here are some of my favorites. If you have a new one, just scribble it in a blank spot.

John McCain
Brews N Bytes ...Bastion of Music, Arts & Free Speech. That, and great food too.

"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those
neighborhoods today." —prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored
Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters

Barack Obama
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an
entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

Hilary Clinton
"God bless the America we are trying to create."

Rudy Giuliani
"I'm probably one of the four or five best known Americans in the world." --while visiting Britain

Fred Thompson
"I'm afraid that the Soviet Union and China are not ever going to do anything that's going to
hurt them that badly but we need to ratchet those up if at all possible." --on how he would deal with
Russia

Mit Romney
"Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase 'Patria o muerte, venceremos.' It does not
belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba." --invoking a phrase that translates to "Fatherland or death, we shall
overcome," which Fidel Castro has used to close his speeches for years, and which is associated with Cuban oppression

George W.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The
Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

Dick Cheney
"There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think
we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." --Sept. 10, 2005

I could go on and on folks, but my head would explode from all the crap fed into it by all political
aspirants and “parties.” Left, Right, Center, Up, Down, Green ,Yellow, Red, Blue…
Crap is crap. I’ll stop now. I don’t feel like stroking today. For goodness sake, use your brain and heart for this
next election, not the brain and heart as described by the biased “talk show pundit scumbags.”
We haven’t really advertised in about 2 1/2 years. Why? Because you tell your friends, you bring in your friends, you become our friends..
We choose to put our money into local charities, benefit concerts, arts, music and beautification (not personal, obviously).

Brews N Bytes
Flags of the Brews N Bytes World
Thanx to Wikipedia for the smart and fast info

What the heck? I know absolutely nothing about this design. If you have any pertinent facts
Amish Star
about this design, help a brother out and let me know.

The Big Three Latin Caribbean Islands. Our family is in one way or another from these is-
lands. I had a bunch of Latin jokes to put in here but my wife begged me not to do it., instead I
give you flag trivia…bo-rrr-ing
Cuban Cuba- Two white stripes symbolizing the purity of the patriotic cause. The red triangle stands
Flag for the blood shed to free the nation, which is placed where the star is, symbolizing the sky
turned red from the blood shed in battle. Gave us a great backdrop for Godfather 2. Cuban
salsa music is also called “charanga” and is distinguished from Puerto Rican salsa because of
the use of violin and flute.

Puerto Puerto Rico-The three red stripes represent the blood from the brave warriors. The two
Rican white stripes represent the victory and peace that they would have after gaining independence.
Flag The white star represented the island of Puerto Rico. The blue represents the sky and blue
coastal waters. The triangle represents the three branches of government. Salsa is great to
dance to also, but I’m skewed towards Cuban charanga. Sorry. Either way I can’t dance.
Brews N Bytes ...Bastion of Music, Arts & Free Speech. That, and great food too.

Dominican Republic-The cross stands for the Catholic faith, the blue represents the color of
Dominican liberty and the red symbolizes blood . This is the island that Meregue came from (not to be con-
Flag fused with meringue. That’s a pie term). The dance consists of a bunch of side to side foot shuffling and hip swaying
that my personal pelvis wasn’t designed for. My wife dances a mean merengue. I used to take her dancing...Yeah, I
remember that day...

Danish
The cross design of the Danish flag was subsequently adopted by the other Nordic countries:
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Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Iceland. Great Brie cheese and clogs.

Cincin- This is about our chili, y’all. I don’t really follow sports that much, if at all. I was never an
natti Reds athlete, even though I know my Adonis-like physique says otherwise. If I ever had athlete’s
Flag foot, my first reaction would be, “That’s not my foot.” (Mitch Hedberg)
The Motherland, per se, of all things Latino. Land of Picasso, Dali, Great Independent films.
Spanish Oh, and how could we forget the Spanish Inquisition, when all Perez’s were made to convert
Flag to Christianity from Judaism or die at the stake. Nice people in the past century or so, though.
A lot less imperialistic since getting their butts busted in 1898 by the U.S. .
The three colours red-white-blue stand for nation-religion-king, an unofficial motto of Thai-
land.
Thai
Once known as Siam. Yes, where sacred temple “Siamese” cats originated from. Tasty and very
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hot peppers, lemongrass, and coconut milk are three of the Thai ingredients we use here at
BNB.
From the land that gave us Aristotle, the Parthenon and naked wrestling. Two out of three
Greek ain’t bad. According to popular tradition, the nine stripes represent the nine syllables of the
Flag phrase "Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος" ("Freedom or Death"). There is also a different theory, that the
nine stripes symbolize the nine Muses, the goddesses of art and civilization

Middle Let’s face it, whether you are a Jew, a Gentile, or a Muslim, everyone in the Middle East enjoys
Eastern similar foods. Perhaps we can sit and have a nosh over some pita, grape leaves and falafel?
Flag Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself.

In the centre, there is a navy blue wheel with twenty-four spokes, known as the Ashoka Chakra,
Indian taken from the Lion Capital of Asoka erected atop Ashoka pillar at Sarnath. Look up Ashoka
Flag when you get home. Very interesting… India is a land of much culinary, religious, and social
diversity. It is also the most populous capitalist country in the world.

There are many more flags represented in our menu, but alas, the page is finished, and I must get back to the food...Hope you liked it!

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