Sarcastic Quotes
phone… that’s why it’s called a
“My neighbors listen to good music
whether they like it or not.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcastic Quotes
“A lie gets halfway around the world
before the truth has a chance to get
its pants on.” ~ Winston Churchill
Sarcastic Quotes
“People kept saying ‘Go Corona Go’
and it went to other countries to
spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy
Sarcastic Quotes
“Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until they speak.” ~ Steven
Wright
Sarcastic Quotes with images
“People say nothing is impossible,
but I do nothing every day.” ~ A. A.
Milne
Sarcastic Quotes
“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not
everyone has good taste.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcasm Quotes
“My mother always used to say:
The older you get, the better you get,
unless you’re a banana.” ~ Rose
(Betty White)
Funny Quotes
“People are prisoners of their
“cell phone.” ~ Invajy
Sarcastic Quotes
“I don’t have a welcome mat at my
door because I’m not a liar.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcasm Quotes
“Some family trees bear an
enormous crop of nuts.” ~ Wayne H
Funny Sarcastic Quotes
“I know family comes first, but
shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?”
~ Jeff Lindsay
“Sure I’ll help you out… the same
way you came in.” ~ Anonymous
“The informality of family life is a
blessed condition that allows us all
to become our best while looking
our worst.” ~ Marge Kennedy
“I am not young enough to know
everything.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“I asked God for a bike, but I know
God doesn’t work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.”~ Emo Philips
Funniest Quote
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size
of the ‘send’ button by 89%.” ~
Anonymous
“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. And I
go normal from time to time.” ~
Anonymous
“Be the reason someone smiles
today… Or the reason someone
drinks. Whatever works.” ~
Anonymous
“They say marriages are made in
heaven. But so is thunder and
lightning.” ~ Clint Eastwood
“Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is
forever.” ~ Anonymous
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes
“I am busy right now, can I ignore
you some other time?” ~
Anonymous
“In some families, ‘please’ is
described as the magic word. In our
house, however, it was ‘sorry’.” ~
Margaret Laurence
“Lead me not into temptation. I
know the way.” ~ Anonymous
“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m
saying is that you are literally the
Monday of my life.” ~ Anonymous
“Silence is golden. Duct tape is
silver.” ~ Anonymous
Sarcastic Quotes
“Insanity is hereditary; you get it
from your children.” ~ Sam
Levenson
“Find your patience before I lose
mine.” ~ Anonymous
“Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m
interested.” ~ Anonymous
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural
defense against stupidity.” ~
Anonymous
“In a household of toddlers and pets,
we discover this rule of thumb about
happy families, that they are least
two-thirds incontinent.” ~ Robert
Brault
Sarcastic Quotes
“There are only two things a child
will share willingly —
communicable diseases and his
mother’s age.” ~ Benjamin Spock
“Sarcasm is the secret language that
everyone uses when they want to say
something mean to your face.” ~
Anonymous
“When one door closes, another
opens. Or you can open the closed
door. That’s how doors work.” ~
Anonymous
“Unless your name is Google stop
acting like you know everything.” ~
Anonymous
“You know the difference between a
tornado and divorce in the South?
Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer,
number one.” ~ Robin Williams
“I don’t have the energy to pretend
to like you today.” ~ Anonymous
“Sometimes I wish I were a nicer
person, but then I laugh and
continue my day.” ~ Anonymous
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when
I called you stupid. I really thought
you already knew.” ~ Anonymous
“Don’t worry about what people
think. They don’t do it very often.”
~ Anonymous
“If at first, you don’t succeed,
skydiving is not for you.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcastic Motivational Quotes
“Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get
well soon.” ~ Anonymous
“The road to success is always under
construction.” ~ Lily Tomlin
“I never forget a face, but in your
case, I’ll be glad to make an
exception.” ~ Anonymous
“Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots
without them realizing it.” ~
Anonymous
“If you think nobody cares if you’re
alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.” ~ Anonymous
“If you’re going to tell people the
truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” ~
Billy Wilder
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching
people in the face but with words.” ~
Anonymous
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try
again. Then quit. There’s no point in
being a damn fool about it.” ~ W. C.
Fields
“I don’t believe in plastic surgery
but in your case, go ahead.” ~
Anonymous
“Life’s good, you should get one.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcasm Sayings
“I don’t keep secrets; I just keep
people out of my business.” ~
Anonymous
“Cancel my subscription because I
don’t need your issues.” ~
Anonymous
“I clapped because it’s finished, not
because I like it.” ~ Anonymous
“If had a dollar for every smart thing
you say. I’ll be poor.” ~ Anonymous
“I’m sorry while you were talking I
was trying to figure where the hell
you got the idea I cared.” ~
Anonymous
“No, you don’t have to repeat
yourself. I was ignoring you the first
time.” ~ Anonymous
“My imaginary friend says that you
need a therapist.” ~ Anonymous
“Well at least your mom thinks
you’re pretty.” ~ Anonymous
“People say laughter is the best
medicine. Your face must be curing
the world.” ~ Anonymous
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t
mean I don’t understand.” ~
Anonymous
Funny Sarcasm Quotes
“The reason grandparents and
grandchildren get along so well is
that they have a common enemy.” ~
Sam Levenson
“Sometimes I need what only you
can provide: your absence.” ~
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Why do they call it rush hour when
nothing moves?” ~ Robin Williams
“I went to the general store but they
wouldn’t let me buy anything
specific.” ~ Steven Wright
“My neighbor’s diary says that I
have boundary issues.” ~
Anonymous
“Half our life is spent trying to find
something to do with the time we
have rushed through life trying to
save. ” ~ Will Rogers
“I would like to apologize to anyone
I have not offended yet. Please be
patient. I will get to you shortly.” ~
Anonymous
“When I ask for directions, please
don’t use words like ‘East.’” ~
Anonymous
“Sometimes the amount of self-
control it takes to not say what’s on
my mind is so immense, I need a
nap afterward.” ~ Anonymous
“The stuff you heard about me is a
lie. I’m way worse.” ~ Anonymous
Quotes on Sarcasm
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!
Yet it remains the funniest.” ~ Oscar
Wilde
“This is what happened in love. One
of you cried a lot and then both of
you grew sarcastic.” ~ Lorrie Moore
“I am in full possession of the
amazing power of being sarcastic.”
~ Sarah Rees Brennan
“Think I am sarcastic? Watch me
pretend to care!” ~ Anonymous
“If you don’t want a sarcastic
answer, then don’t ask a stupid
question.” ~ Anonymous
“I’m not always rude and sarcastic.
Sometimes I’m asleep.” ~
Anonymous
“When people ask me stupid
questions, it is my legal obligation to
give a sarcastic remark.” ~
Anonymous
“Tact is for people who aren’t witty
enough to use sarcasm.” ~
Anonymous
“Right before I die I’m going to
swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to
make the cremation a bit more
interesting.” ~ Anonymous
“Me pretending to listen should be
enough for you.” ~ Anonymous
Sarcastic Quotes about life
“Life is short. Smile while you still
have teeth.” ~ Anonymous
“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
stupid.” ~ John Wayne ~ Anonymous
“When life gives you lemons, “My friends are so much cooler than
squeeze them in peoples’ eyes.” ~ yours. They’re invisible.” ~
Anonymous Anonymous
“Why do we spend so much time “If they act like they can live
looking for intelligent life on other without you… Help them do it.” ~
planets? I’d be happy to find Anonymous
intelligent life here on Earth first.” ~
“If you ran as much as your mouth
Anonymous
did you’d be in good shape” ~
“If life gives you lemons, then be Anonymous
thankful for it. I have been getting
“Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe
only the peels for as long as I can
you’ll find a brain back there.” ~
remember!” ~ Anonymous
Anonymous
“Legends don’t die… I am a living
“I’d agree with you but then we’d
example!” ~ Anonymous
both be wrong.” ~ Anonymous
“My life is just a series of awkward
“You’re giving me the silent
and humiliating moments separated
treatment? Finally.” ~ Anonymous
by snacks.” ~ Anonymous
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be
“Have some fun with your life. Call
the happiest person on this planet.”
in sick to places you don’t even
~ Anonymous
work at.” ~ Anonymous
“The whiskey tastes like I’m about
“I’m starting to think my purpose in
to tell you how I really feel.” ~
life is to serve as a cautionary tale to
Anonymous
others.” ~ Anonymous
Sarcastic Quotes
“Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m
about to throw up.” ~ Anonymous “I’ve birthed an entire baby in less
time than it takes my husband to
Sarcastic Quotes for Friends
poop.” ~ Anonymous
“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill
“If you’re waiting for me to give a
and eat you. People are harder.
crap, you better pack a lunch. It’s
Sometimes they pretend to be your
going to be while.” ~ Anonymous
friend first.” ~ Steve Irwin
“Marriage. Because your crappy day
“Friendships must be built on a solid
doesn’t have to end at work.” ~
foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,
Anonymous
“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap eight people at once.”
~ Anonymous
“How much better would it be if a
liar’s pants really did catch on fire?”
~ Anonymous
“What doesn’t kill you gives you a
set of unhealthy coping mechanisms
and a dark sense of humor.” ~
Anonymous
“You’d be in good shape… if you
ran as much as your mouth.” ~
Anonymous
“Mother Nature is wonderful. She
gives us twelve years to develop a
love for our children before turning
them into teenagers.” ~ Eugene
Bertin.
“My family is temperamental, half
temper half mental.” ~ Anonymous
“Hell hath no fury like your kid
catching you throwing ANYTHING
away EVER. I snuggle out broken
crayons like a Mexican drug lord.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcasm Quotes
“Sorry for being late. I got caught up
enjoying my last few minutes of not
being here.” ~ Anonymous
“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” ~
John Stewart
“My doctor gave me six months to
live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill
he gave me six months more.” ~
Walter Matthau
“My silence doesn’t mean I agree
with you. It’s just that your level of
ignorance has rendered me
speechless.” ~ Anonymous
“You’re everything I want in
someone I don’t want anymore.” ~
Anonymous
“Never underestimate a child’s
ability to get into more trouble.” ~
Martin Mull
“Shut your mouth when you’re
talking to me.” ~ Anonymous
“Sometimes I meet people and feel
bad for their dog.” ~ Anonymous
“Having a child makes you a parent;
having two, you are a referee.” ~
David Frost
“You play the victim. I’ll play the
disinterested bystander.” ~
Anonymous
Witty Quotes
“Never mistake my silence for
weakness. Nobody plans a murder
out loud.” ~ Anonymous
“Do you think God gets stoned? I
think so… look at the platypus.” ~
Robin Williams
“Having children makes you no
more a parent than having a piano
makes you a pianist.” ~ Michael
Levine
“Sometimes I want to go back in
time and punch myself in the face.”
~ Anonymous
“I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I
am entirely sane.” ~ Anonymous
“I’ll try being nicer, if you try being
smarter.” ~ Anonymous
“If you must make a noise, make it
quietly.” ~ Oliver Hardy
“I was asked what I look for in a
relationship. Apparently ‘a way out’
wasn’t the right answer.” ~
Anonymous
“I remixed a remix, it was back to
normal.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
“My boss said I intimidate my co-
workers. I stared at him until he
apologized.” ~ Anonymous
Hilarious Sarcastic Quotes
“Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s
the last time I leave brownies in the
oven while I nap.” ~ Anonymous
“Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I
knew he wasn’t a professional, the
knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney
Dangerfield
“It’s amazing how clean my house
can get when I’m pissed off.” ~
Anonymous
“Instead of ‘single’ as a marital
status they should have
‘independently owned and
operated.’” ~ Anonymous
“I don’t fall asleep. I over think
myself into a coma.” ~ Anonymous
“If minutes were kept of a family
gathering, they would show that
‘Members not Present’ and ‘Subjects
Discussed’ were one and the same. ”
~ Robert Brault
“If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly
will.” ~ Anonymous
“Some are born mad, some achieve
madness, and some have madness
thrust upon ’em.” ~ Emilie Autumn
“Instead of ‘have a nice day,’ I think
I’ll start saying, ‘have the day you
deserve.’ You know, let karma sort
things out.” ~ Anonymous
“An apple a day keeps anything
away if you throw it hard enough.” ~
Anonymous
Sarcastic Quotes
“My favorite party trick is not
going.” ~ Anonymous
“The older I get the less surprised I
think I’d be if a random body part
just fell off one day.” ~ Anonymous
“Marry me and I’ll never look at
another horse!” ~ Groucho Marx
“People think I go out of my way to
piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out
of my way at all.” ~ Anonymous
“So many people worry about their
physical appearance and material
possessions, that they completely
disregard their crappy personality.”
~ Anonymous
“Common sense and a sense of
humor are the same thing, moving at
different speeds. A sense of humor
is just common sense, dancing.” ~
William James
“Some people really suck. Avoid
them.” ~ Anonymous
“I am so clever that sometimes I
don’t understand a single word of
what I am saying.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Sorry… to have met you.” ~
Anonymous
“Before you judge a man, walk a
mile in his shoes. After that who
cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve
got his shoes!” ~ Billy Connolly
Famous Sarcastic Quotes
“Back in my day, people used to
take photos with other people in
them.” ~ Anonymous
“We are all born crazy. Some of us
remain that way.” ~ Samuel Beckett
“My circle is so small, I almost cut
myself off.” ~ Anonymous
“There’s no reason to tailgate me
when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And
those flashing lights on top of your
car look ridiculous.” ~ Anonymous
“During labor, the pain is so great
that a woman can almost imagine
what a man feels like when he has a
fever.” ~ Anonymous
“Marriage is a romance in which the
heroine dies in the first chapter.” ~
Cecilia Egan
“I wish I could lose weight as easily
as I lose my key, pen, cell phone,
temper, and even my mind.” ~
Anonymous
“Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to
pass a fist across your face.” ~
Anonymous
“If it looks like I give a damn, please
tell me. I don’t want to give off the
wrong impression.” ~ Anonymous
“Autocorrect still thinks I want to
say ‘duck’ 12 times a day.” ~
Anonymous
Inspiring Sarcastic Quotes
“If you wrote down every single
thought you ever had you would get
an award for the shortest story ever.”
~ Anonymous
“Love is a fire. But whether it is
going to warm your hearth or burn
down your house, you can never
tell.” ~ Joan Crawford
“Like good wine, marriage gets
better with age – once you learn to
keep a cork in it.” ~ Gene Perret
“I was married by a judge. I should
have asked for a jury.” ~ Groucho
Marx
“When a man steals your wife there
is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.” ~ Sacha Guitry
“I sometimes think that God in
creating man somewhat
overestimated his ability.” ~ Oscar
Wilde
“Nice perfume. Must you marinate
in it?” ~ Anonymous
“There are two theories to arguing
with women. Neither one works.” ~
Will Rogers
“Marriage has no guarantees. If
that’s what you’re looking for, go
live with a car battery.” ~ Erma
Bombeck
“Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give
the rest a bad name.” ~ Steven
Wright
Funny Sarcasm Quotes
“Everybody knows how to raise
children, except the people who
have them.” ~ P. J. O’Rourke
“I don’t know how people can fake
whole relationships. I can’t even
fake a hello to somebody I don’t
like.” ~ Anonymous
“The bigger your family, the bigger
your problems.” ~ Anonymous
“Marriage is the chief cause of
divorce.” ~ Groucho Marx
“I became insane with long periods
intervals of horrible sanity.” ~ Edgar
Allen Poe
“I either have my hair and makeup
done or look homeless. There is no
in between.” ~ Anonymous
“Didn’t sleep much but I did get a
solid few hours of worrying done.”
~ Anonymous
“We always hold hands. If I let go,
she shops.” ~ Henny Youngman
“I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married. And by then
it was too late.” ~ Max Kauffmann
“Folks, I don’t trust children.
They’re here to replace us.” ~
Stephen Colbert
Sarcastic Quotes
“No, no, no. I’m not insulting you.
I’m just describing you.” ~
Anonymous
“Having a two-year-old is like
having a blender that you don’t have
the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Your fervent, misguided sense of
entitlement is stunning.” ~
Anonymous
“Everything is changing. People are
taking the comedians seriously and
the politicians as a joke.” ~ Will
Rogers
“I have neither the time nor the
crayons to explain this to you.” ~
Anonymous
“You’re not that lucky and I’m not
that desperate!” ~ Anonymous
“You suck. You should fix that.” ~
Anonymous
“The only time a woman really
succeeds in changing a man is when
he’s a baby.” ~ Natalie Wood
“Sweating while you shop counts as
exercise.” ~ Anonymous
“Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who wants to live in an
institution?” ~ Groucho Marx
Quotes for Sarcastic Remarks
“My tolerance for idiots is extremely
low today. I used to have some
immunity built up, but obviously
there is a new strain out there.” ~
Anonymous
“Underestimate me. That will be
fun.” ~ Anonymous
“You can tell what was the best year
of your father’s life, because they
seem to freeze that clothing style
and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“I love being me. It pisses off all the
right people.” ~ Anonymous
“I come from a family where gravy
is considered a beverage.” ~ Erma
Bombeck
“If you’re too open-minded, your
brains will fall out.” ~ Lawrence
Ferlinghetti
“Apparently rock bottom has a
basement.” ~ Anonymous
“Someday, you’ll go far. I hope you
stay there.” ~ Anonymous
“Marriage is a bliss for people who
aren’t in it.” ~ Anonymous
“I always carry a knife in my purse.
You know, in case of a cheesecake
or something.” ~ Anonymous
Best Sarcastic Remarks
“You couldn’t handle me even if I
came with instructions.” ~
Anonymous
“My alone time is sometimes for
your safety.” ~ Anonymous
“It’s ok if you disagree with me. I
can’t force you to be right.” ~
Anonymous
“People need to start appreciating
the effort I put in to not be a serial
killer.” ~ Anonymous
“You were my cup of tea, but I drink
champagne now.” ~ Anonymous
“Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out
loud?” ~ Anonymous
“I need to teach my facial
expressions how to use inside their
voice.” ~ Anonymous
“Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.”
~ Anonymous
“If you’ve never met the devil in the
road of life, it’s because you’re both
heading in the same direction.” ~
Anonymous
“I always say ‘Morning’ Instead of
‘good morning‘ Because if it was a
good morning, I would still be in
bed and not talking to people.” ~
Anonymous
Clever Sarcastic Quotes
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the
morning I will be sober and you will
still be ugly.” ~ Sir Winston
Churchill
“There’s a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic
banking. It’s called marriage.” ~
James Holt McGavran
“My boss told me to have a good
day so I went home.” ~ Anonymous
“After Monday and Tuesday even
the calendar says WTF.” ~
Anonymous
“Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never
use it.” ~ Anonymous
“I’ve had bad luck with both my
wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn’t.” ~ Patrick
Murray
“This place is so weird that the
cockroaches have moved next door.”
~ Anonymous
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just
mean and people think I’m joking.”
~ Anonymous
“What’s a queen without her king?
Well, historically speaking, more
powerful.” ~ Anonymous
“Marriage is give and take. You’d
better give it to her or she’ll take it
anyway.” ~ Joey Adams
Sarcastic Quotes
“There’s someone for everyone and
that person for you is a psychiatrist.”
~ Anonymous
“I like sleeping because it’s like
being dead without the
commitment.” ~ Anonymous
“Not a single one of my multiple
personalities like you.” ~
Anonymous
“I’ll always cherish the original
misconception I had of you.” ~
Anonymous
“If someone asks, ‘Are you crazy?’
Simply reply, ‘Yes.’ Boom. End of
discussion.” ~ Anonymous
“Patience: What you have when
there are too many witnesses.” ~
Anonymous
“I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I
barely take suggestions.” ~
Anonymous
“Don’t confuse a smile with
someone baring teeth.” ~
Anonymous
“I love deadlines; I like the
whooshing sound they make as they
fly by.” ~ Anonymous
“We all know someone who speaks
fluent crap.” ~ Anonymous
Short Sarcastic Quotes
“Be happy. It drives people crazy.”
~ Anonymous
“They say ignorance is bliss but I
find yours rather disturbing.” ~
Anonymous
“Sometimes the first step toward
forgiveness is realizing the other
person was born an idiot.” ~
Anonymous
“Being an adult is looking both
ways before you cross the street and
getting hit by an airplane.” ~
Anonymous
“You can be whatever you want;
however, in your case you should
probably aim low.” ~ Anonymous
“I am not lazy. I am on energy
saving mode.” ~ Anonymous
“It might look like I’m doing
nothing, but at the cellular level I’m
really quite busy.” ~ Anonymous
“I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.” ~
Anonymous
“Whenever I go running, I meet new
people… like paramedics.” ~
Anonymous
“I lost your number. I lost it when I
hit ‘delete.’” ~ Anonymous
More Sarcastic Quotes
“For Halloween, I’m going to be
emotionally stable. No one is going
to know it’s me.” ~ Anonymous
“Time is the best teacher;
unfortunately it kills all its
students!” ~ Robin Williams
“I wish more people were fluent in
silence.” ~ Anonymous
“I found your nose. It was in my
business.” ~ Anonymous
“Life is full of disappointments and I
just added you to the list.” ~
Anonymous
“I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy
disaster.” ~ Anonymous
“They say good things take time…
That’s why I’m always late.” ~
Anonymous
“Why would someone who has an
average life expectancy of 75 years,
get married when he is 29?” ~
Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t
you say so? There’s a support group
for that. It’s called EVERYBODY,
and they meet at the bar.” ~ Drew
Carey
“Some cause happiness wherever
they go; others whenever they go.” ~
Oscar Wilde
1. "Be faithful to that which
exists within yourself."
2. “One of the best guides to
how to be self-loving is to
give ourselves the love we
are often dreaming about
receiving from others.”
3. “The hardest challenge is
to be yourself in a world
where everyone is trying
to make you be somebody
else.”
4. “Until you value yourself,
you won’t value your time.
Until you value your time,
 you will not do anything
with it.”
5. “We are each gifted in a
unique and important
way. It is our privilege and
our adventure to discover
our own special light.”
6. “Be the love you never
received.”
7. “How you love yourself is
how you teach others to
love you.”
8. “Even when it seems that
there is no one else,
always remember there’s
one person who never
ceased to love you –
yourself.”
9. “Even when it seems that
there is no one else,
always remember there’s
one person who never
ceased to love you –
yourself.”
10.“To love yourself right now,
just as you are, is to give
yourself heaven. Don’t wait
until you die. If you wait, you
die now. If you love, you live
now.”
11. “To be beautiful means to be
yourself. You don’t need to be
accepted by others. You need
to accept yourself.”
12. “Trust yourself. You know
more than you think you do.”
13. “If you have the ability to
love, love yourself first.”
14. “As I began to love myself, I
found that anguish and
emotional suffering were only
warning signs that I was
living against my own truth.”
15. “Our first and last love is
self-love.”
16.“You can receive all the
compliments in the world, but
that won’t do a thing unless
you believe it yourself.”
17. “If you ever want to love
someone, love yourself
unconditionally first.”
18.“You’re always with yourself,
so you might as well enjoy the
company.”
19. “You have to grow, you have
to be, you have to love
yourself unconditionally.”
20. “The absence of self-love can
never be replaced with the
presence of people’s love for
you.”
21. “Believing in our hearts that
who we are is enough is the
key to a more satisfying and
balanced life.”
22. “It is never too late to be
what you might have been.”
23. “There is nothing noble about
being superior to some other
man. The true nobility is in
being superior to your
previous self.”
24. “Why are you trying so hard
to fit in when you were born
to stand out?”
25."All people deserve your
kindness, but none more so
than you.”
26. “Loving yourself isn’t vanity;
it’s sanity.”
27. “Love is the great miracle
cure. Loving ourselves works
miracles in our lives.”
28. “I don’t like myself. I’m
crazy about myself.”
29. “Just do what works for you,
because there will always be
somebody who thinks
differently.”
30. “Don’t let hollow heroes
distract you from saving
yourself.”
31. “Self-love is the source of all
our other loves.”
32. “To be yourself in a world
that is constantly trying to
make you something else is
the greatest accomplishment.”
33. “Most of the shadows of this
life are caused by standing in
one’s own sunshine.”
34. “Love yourself so much that
when someone treats you
wrong, you recognize it.”
35. “To fall in love with yourself
is the first secret to
happiness.”
36. “Accept yourself, love
yourself, and keep moving
forward.”
37."When admiring other
people’s gardens, don’t forget
to tend to your own flowers."
38. “To accept ourselves as we
are means to value our
imperfections as much as our
perfections.”
“Even when it seems that there is no
one else, always remember there’s
one person who never ceased to love
you – yourself.”
40 “One of the greatest regrets in
life is being what others would want
you to be, rather than being
yourself.”
41 “Be very very very gentle with
yourself. The world is very very
hard on you.”
42 “You were born an original work
of art. Stay original always.
Originals cost more than imitations.”
43 “You can never meet your
potential until you truly learn to love
yourself.”
44 “Whatever you are doing, love
yourself for doing it. Whatever you
are feeling, love yourself for feeling
it.”
45 “You must love yourself before
you love another. By accepting
yourself and fully being what you
are, your simple presence can make
others happy.”
46 “You have to be able to love
yourself because that’s when things
fall into place.”

47 “Plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of
waiting for someone to bring you
flowers.”
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48 “I celebrate myself and sing
myself.”
49 “You are very powerful, provided
you know how powerful you are.”
50 “I love myself for I am a beloved
child of the universe, and the
universe lovingly takes care of me
now.”
51 “In order to love who you are,
you cannot hate the experiences that
shaped you.”
52 “Love yourself enough to set
boundaries. Your time and energy
are precious. You get to choose how
you use it. You teach people how to
treat you by deciding what you will
and won’t accept.”
53 “As hard as it is, owning who
you are and knowing what you want
is the only sure path to affirmation...
I want women to know they can get
out of any situation if they return to
their core source of strength:
themselves.”
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54
Beyoncé
best self love quotes
“If there’s one thing I’m willing to
bet on, it’s myself.”
55 “You yourself, as much as
anybody in the entire universe,
deserve your love and affection.”
56 “Beauty begins the moment you
decide to be yourself.”
57"Love yourself no matter who you
are or where you come from."
58 “You find peace not by
rearranging the circumstances of
your life, but by realizing who you
are at the deepest level.”
59“No one can make you feel
inferior without your consent.”
60
Eleanor Roosevelt
best self love quotes
“Friendship with oneself is all
important, because without it one
cannot be friends with anyone else
in the world.”
61
Ellen DeGeneres
best self love quotes
“Find out who you are and be that
person. That’s what your soul was
put on this Earth to be. Find that
truth, live that truth, and everything
else will come.”
62 “Scarcity of self-value cannot be
remedied by money, recognition,
affection, attention or influence.”
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63 “This life is mine alone. So, I
have stopped asking people for
directions to places they’ve never
been."
64 "Don't forget to tell yourself
positive things daily! You must love
yourself internally to glow
externally."
65 “A person learns how to love
himself through the simple acts of
loving and being loved by someone
else.”
66 “Comparison is an act of violence
against the self.”
67 “Flowers grow back even after
the harshest winters. You wi ill,
too.”
68
Jennifer Lopez
best self love quotes
You've got to love yourself first.
You've got to be okay on your own
before you can be okay with
somebody else."
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69 “Be yourself, but always your
better self.”
 79 “I was once afraid of people
saying, ‘Who does she think she is?’
70 “Don’t sacrifice yourself too
Now I have the courage to stand and
much, because if you sacrifice too
say, ‘This is who I am.'”
much there’s nothing else you can
give, and nobody will care for you.”
80 “To love oneself is the beginning
of a life-long romance.”
71 “Keep taking time for yourself
until you’re you again.” 81 “Everyone of us needs to show
how much we care for each other
7 “Love yourself first and
and, in the process, care for
everything else falls into line. You
ourselves.”
really have to love yourself to get
anything done in this world.” 82"Be bold, be brave enough to be
your true self."
83 “Make peace with your broken
74 “I am my own experiment. I am
pieces.”
my own work of art.”
84 “You must want to spend the rest
75 “If you have no confidence in
of your life with yourself first.”
self, you are twice defeated in the
race of life.” 85 “Self-love has very little to do
with how you feel about your outer
76 “Never allow someone to be your
self. It's about accepting all of
priority while allowing yourself to
yourself.”
be their option.”

86 “You are enough. A thousand

77 “To know what that true self is
times enough.”“Self-love has very
without social pressure is to know
little to do with how you feel about
your true nature.”
your outer self. It's about accepting
all of yourself.”—Tyra Banks
78"All you can do is be your best
self. I've always felt that I had to be
87 “The things that make me
that much more aware of how I
different are the things that make
present myself. I'm representing
me.”
more than just me. I think every
person should think that way."
88 “You change the world by being
yourself.”

89 "Beauty is when you can
appreciate yourself. When you love
yourself, that's when you're most
beautiful."
90 “Owning our story and loving
ourselves through that process is the
bravest thing that we’ll ever do.”
'yourself' is. It has nothing to do
with the shape of your face, the size
of your eyes, the length of your hair
or the quality of your clothes. It's so
beyond all of those things and it's
what gives life to everything about
you. Your own self is such a
treasure.”

97 “Inner beauty should be the most

91"To me, it's that incredible sense
important part of improving one's
of belonging and peace within your
self.”
own self and heart that really is joy."

98 “You are not a drop in the ocean.

92"If you are happy, you can give
You are the entire ocean in a drop.”
happiness. If you don't love yourself
and if you are unhappy with
yourself, you can't give anything
99 “Fall in love with taking care of
else but that.
yourself. Fall in love with the path
of deep healing. Fall in love with
becoming the best version of
93. "If you can learn to love yourself
yourself but with patience, with
and all the flaws, you can love other
compassion, and respect to your own
people so much better. And that
journey.”
makes you so happy."
100
"Self care is giving the world the
94 “You don't have to change who
best you instead of what's left of
you are for anyone: if you are your
you."
regular, authentic, confident self,
then you can push to do whatever
you want.”

95“You alone are enough, you have

nothing to prove to anybody.”
96 “Loving oneself isn't hard when
you understand who and what