MONOLOGUE CHOICE #1

“Disney Danger” – Comedic Monologue

Hello… I would like to take a moment to talk to all of you about the dangers of
taking your parents to Disneyland. First off, we are all here with a big group, and
who wants to be discovered by a classmate when your mom is wearing Mickey
Ears, and asking your little brother how to write a text message… then of
course, there is your dad’s fascination with roller coasters. This could go one of
2 ways, either really fun if he likes all the same rides you do… or if your dad is
like mine, then you should avoid them altogether. My dad made me wait in line
for the highest… the fastest, and most exciting ride at Disney… Space
Mountain… the line was forever, then we climb into a car that zips off… I started
to question my dad about the 4 corndogs he had wolfed down while waiting in
line… then it happened… As soon as we hit the first dip in the track …
(WWWWaaaaarrrffff!!!! ) my dad HURLS!!! I think it must have hit some people
in the cars behind us, because for being at Disney…. I sure heard a lot of BAD
language… thank god Space Mountain is in the dark so no one knew who did it.
If you go… I suggest sitting in the front!

MONOLOGUE CHOICE #2

“I AM Snow White?” – Comedic Monologue

When I was little…we went to The Magic Kingdom…I went on this ride called
“Snow White’s Scary Adventures”   I was only 5 so I was expecting happy
adventures with Snow White, a few cute dwarves…singing birds and
the occasional old lady with an apple. I got an eerie feeling the moment the ride
took off. Where  is Snow White? Where are the Dwarves? It wasn’t until the ride
was over that someone told me the ride was supposed to make you feel as if
you WERE Snow White… What the???!! I didn’t want to be Snow White. That’s
some scary stuff! But there I was, trapped on the ride, crashing into walls and
dragged through a dungeon, being constantly tortured by frightening images of
the evil witch. I walked off that ride scared, and to be honest…ticked off.  My
older brother thought it was funny… he kept laughing at how terrified I was… so
he bought me a Princess tiara. Gee…THANKS! Next time I am heading straight
for Space Mountain!
MONOLOGUE CHOICE #3

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe – Dramatic Monologue

LUCY

It’s all right. It’s all right. I’ve come back. Why, haven’t you all been wondering
where I was? I’ve been away for hours and hours. It was just after breakfast
when I went into the wardrobe, and I’ve been away for hours, and had tea, and
all sorts of things have happened. No, Peter. I’m not just making up a story for
fun. I was in the wardrobe. It’s – it’s a magic wardrobe. There’s a wood inside it,
and it’s snowing , and there’s a Faun and a Witch and it’s called Narnia; come
and see. There! Go in and see for yourselves. But – but where has it all gone?
No. It wasn’t a hoax, I promise. Really and truly. It was all different a moment
ago. Honestly it was. 
“Good Deeds and Such” – Comedic Monologue

MONOLOGUE CHOICE #4

From: Alice in Wonderland – ALICE – Classical Monologue

[Angrily] Why, how impolite of him. I asked him a civil question, and he pretended not to hear
me. That’s not at all nice. [Calling after him] I say, Mr. White Rabbit, where are you going?
Hmmm. He won’t answer me. And I do so want to know what he is late for. I wonder if I might
follow him. Why not? There’s no rule that I mayn’t go where I please. I–I will follow him. Wait
for me, Mr. White Rabbit. I’m coming, too! [Falling] How curious. I never realized that rabbit
holes were so dark . . . and so long . . . and so empty. I believe I have been falling for five
minutes, and I still can’t see the bottom! Hmph! After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of
tumbling downstairs. How brave they’ll all think me at home. Why, I wouldn’t say anything
about it even if I fell off the top of the house! I wonder how many miles I’ve fallen by this time.
I must be getting somewhere near the center of the earth. I wonder if I shall fall
right through the earth! How funny that would be. Oh, I think I see the bottom. Yes, I’m sure I
see the bottom. I shall hit the bottom, hit it very hard, and oh, how it will hurt!

MONOLOGUE CHOICE #5

Peter Pan – Dramatic Monologue

MICHAEL
I won’t go to bed, I won’t, I won’t! Nana, it isn’t six o’clock yet. Two minutes more, please, one
minute more? Nana, I won’t be bathed, I tell you I will not be bathed! I want to play house with
Wendy and John. See, they’re pretending to be like mother and father. They need someone
to play the child. Now John, have me. If you are not going to have me, then am I not to born
at all? Please John, nobody wants me!