/me waddles from side to side as he walks up the stairs, finally bumping into the apartment's door.

Grateful that his roommate didn't lock it this time, he drunkenly walks in, closing the door behind
him as he throws his jacket on the floor, slapping his face a little to get some sense into him but to
no avail. Taking off his shoes, he walks through the apartment and towards Zoey's bedroom, walking
in as if it was his own only to find her sleeping. Without giving it much thought, he unbuckles his belt
and drags his pants down just enough for his flaccid 10 inch shaft to flop out, slapping her across the
mouth with it a couple times. "Hey, fuckface, wake up." Delgado says in a quiet voice as he looks
down.