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(Cliff's List) Your Wingman Is Nothing But Trouble
(Cliff's List) Your Wingman Is Nothing But Trouble
(Cliff's List) Your Wingman Is Nothing But Trouble
Girls use a line like this, not because they can't leave their
friends, but simply because they are not interested. I'm sorry to
break the news to you, but a girl making such excuses simply wants
to let you down softly. The average guy, however, in order to
protect his fragile ego, might think instead, "Now if I only had
somebody with me who could entertain her friends, then I would get
her." But do you honestly think she would say the same to George
Clooney or Brad Pitt ? "Sorry, Brad, I'd love it if you massaged my
back, but I've got to take care of my friends. But give me your
number instead." Life doesn't really work this way.
As I got better and better at the game, I heard fewer and fewer
excuses. One of the most interesting instances was when I met a
girl who claimed that she could not leave with me because one of
her friends was staying at her place. In this case, it was a
genuine problem that she needed to get solved. I simply asked her
whether she was with her. Since she was, I told her to give her the
key. She did and then we left. Within ten minutes, we were on the
way back to my flat.
Problem Cases
I almost always go out alone, and part of the reason for my rapid
development and my ability to seduce women within time spans that
are nearly unheard of in the seduction community ... often less
than ten minutes from meet to sex ... was my reliance on my own
abilities. I occasionally attempted picking up girls together with
friends, and it was not always a failure, but I always felt less
efficient. Matters of efficiency aside, here are some problems
which occur over and over, and which will only hold you back.
If you escalate on one girl and your wing on the other, there will
be a point where the girl checks up on her friend. For instance, if
she is already rubbing your crotch and begging for it while your
wing is playing "fuck, marry, kill" with the other girl, she will
most often just leave. The reasons are manifold, and they don't
really matter, but let's just list two: She could think that her
friend doesn't like your wing (because she is not physically
engaging him), or she may feel like a "slut" for making out with
you so quickly while her girlfriend is still reserved. On your own,
you would not have had any problem at all. Her friend would realize
your girl likes you and leave, or get told to leave. In the end,
it's all the same because you will get laid either way.
In the best possible case she will ask me, "Oh my God, who is this
guy ?" and in the worst she will stretch out her hand and introduce
herself or just hug him, while I will be quickly forgotten. After
all, looks do matter, and if your task is to compete with a guy
that looks like a Greek god, the best game in the world won't help
you. His motives were honest, and we are still very good friends. I
mean, what is he supposed to do if he is just that good looking ?
This is probably a much bigger issue for people who are willing to
meet up with "wings" from the Internet. The few times I have tried
when I was starting out in the game, I was often more than slightly
shocked at some people's sense of fashion.
So, what happens if you have learned your lesson and improved your
appearance as far as you could ... and go out with a guy who is
wearing clothes that don't suit him at all ? He will make you look
like a dork. You become guilty by association. It is that simple.
The only way to turn this to your advantage is if he approaches a
group of girls and you come in while they don't realize that he is
with you. This is more of a theoretical case, though, because if
this is an idea you want to play around with, you can just wait for
any dork to approach a group of girls and then take over the group.
For the more advanced people, I would like to point out some
further issues.
The problem of going out with groups is that you invariably settle
for the lowest common denominator. Eventually you go to a place
that none of you really likes, but that everybody "kind of agrees
with." On a lesser scale, this problem also haunts you when going
out with a wingman, and even if you do go to the place you wanted
to go to, after one hour you may find that there is no point in
staying in the venue. He may think otherwise.
How good is a wingman once the girl has taken an interest in you ?
I would wager that his existence is completely irrelevant. Your
girl won't even notice him. However, there are still plenty of guys
around that think they can "assist" you. I have little doubt that
some indeed think they help you by joining the conversation. What
they in fact do, though, is disturb the dynamics between you and
the girl. In the worst possible case, the girl may be concerned
that you have left your friend behind and think you are a not a
loyal person. As a "lone wolf," you won't face any of those
problems.
Here is why it can't work in practice: say you go out with two or
three other guys, and one of them is simply less competent or has a
mediocre presence. All the others could leave with their girls, but
won't because they want to "help a brother out." Unfortunately, the
window of opportunity in which you can leave with a girl invariably
gets smaller, and it's fairly common that if you are out with
someone that doesn't pull his own weight, then you will all leave
empty-handed.
Summary
Some fear that you won't get into clubs when you are on your own,
but the exact opposite is true. In fact, in the trendiest places it
is often easier to get in alone, because if you show up with other
people and only one doesn't meet with the approval of the doorman,
then all of you will get turned down. Once you are inside the club,
girls will not think you are weird when you tell them that you are
on your own. More often than not, they will be intrigued and tell
you that they wish they had the courage to go out alone as well.
Lastly, there is the wildly held belief that you need "social
proof" in a club, and that you will simply look weird if you are
alone. Going out alone never prevented me from getting laid.
Further, not once has anybody insinuated it was weird for me to be
out on my own, and with regards to "social proof," all I can say is
that this concept is at the very least vastly overrated if not
completely bogus. Nobody is watching you in the club because
everybody is too concerned with themselves. Thus, if you want to
get to the next level in your development, you may start to go out
alone. It will benefit you in ways you won't imagine.
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