How to make your own

Cards Against Humanity:

Family Edition
Download this PDF and print it at home. You can
use regular white paper, or heavy white cardstock
if you have any.

The cards are black and white, so don’t worry if

you don’t have a color printer.

Cut the cards along the lines using scissors or an

ancient katana. The more precisely you cut the
cards, the easier they’ll be to handle later. If you
use a katana, we recommend the traditional
jōge-suburi overhead strike.

You're done!
Cards Against Humanity:
Family Edition Rules
Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition is a fill-in-the-blank party game. Each
round, one player asks the group a question from a black card, and then everyone
answers it with their funniest white card.
To start the game, everyone should wash their hands with soap for 20 seconds and
then take ten white cards. The player who most recently pooped begins as the
Card Czar and draws a black card.
The Card Czar reads the black card out loud. Everyone else then answers the
question (or fills in the blank) by passing one white card, face down, to the Card Czar.

Black Card

The Card Czar then shuffles all the white cards and re-reads the black card out loud
with each one. Finally, the Card Czar picks the funniest combination, and whoever
played it gets one point.
After the round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and everyone draws a new
white card to replace the one they just played.
When you’re done playing, tell your parents how much you loved Cards Against
Humanity: Family Edition — available this fall at participating Target locations for the
unbeatable price of $25!
Papa, come Attention students! I’m sorry, Jordan,
quickly! There, Principal Butthead but that’s not
in the garden! is at home an acceptable
Do you see recovering from Science Fair
________________? ________________. project.
Tell me you see We hope he’ll be That’s just _______.
it, Papa! back soon.

The warm August This is gonna be Coming soon!

air was filled the best sleepover Batman vs.
with change. ever. Once Mom ________________.
Things were goes to bed, it’s
different, for time for _________!
Kayla was now
________________.

Class, pay close Hey Riley, I’ll give Time to put on

attention. I will you five bucks if my favorite t-shirt,
now demonstrate you try _________. the one that says
the physics of “I heart ________.”
________________.
My dad and I enjoy Hey, kids. MY NAME
_________________ I’m Sensei Todd. CHUNGO.
together. Today, I’m gonna
teach you how to CHUNGO LOVE
defend yourself ________________.
against _________.

Never fear, Kids, Dad is Oh, no thank

Captain _________ trying something you, Mrs. Lee.
is here! new this week. I’ve had plenty of
It’s called “______.” _________________
for now.

There’s nothing And over here is The aliens are here.

better than a Picasso’s most They want ______.
peanut butter famous painting,
and _____________ “Portrait of _____.”
sandwich.
They call me CHUNGO Mom!?
“Mr. ___________.” FEEL SICK. You have to come
pick me up!
CHUNGO NO LIKE There’s __________
_________________ at this party!
ANYMORE.

CNN breaking On the next Alright, which one

news! Over half episode of of you little turds
of Americans are Dora the Explorer, is responsible for
now ____________. Dora explores _______________?!
________________.

Ladies and And in the blue Outback

gentlemen, corner, weighing Steakhouse:
I have discovered in at 280 pounds, No rules.
something it’s Tommy “_____” Just ____________.
amazing. Takahashi!
I have discovered
________________.
Ew. Grandpa My name is Peter Put on your
smells like _______. Parker. I was bitten helmet, strap
by a radioactive on your goggles,
spider, and now and get ready
I’m _____________. for _____________!

Attention students! What’s about to Little Miss Muffet

This is Principal take this school Sat on a tuffet
Butthead reminding dance to the Eating her curds
you that we do not next level? and ____________.
allow ____________
in the hallway.
Thank you.

All I want for Me and my friends We’re not

Christmas is don’t play with supposed to
________________. dolls anymore. go in the attic.
We’re into My parents keep
_______ now. _________________
in there.
Police! My favorite When I pooped,
Arrest this man! dinosaur is what came out
He’s ____________. “________asaurus.” of my butt?

I’m not like the I’m sorry, Oh Dark Lord,

other children. Mrs. Sanchez, we show our
Toys bore me, but I couldn’t finish devotion with a
and I don’t care my homework humble offering
for sweets. I prefer because of of ______________!
________________. ________________.

Thanks for We’re off to see What’s all fun

watching! the wizard, the and games
If you want to wonderful wizard until somebody
see more vids of ______________! gets hurt?
of ______________,
smash that
subscribe.
Young lady, Welcome! We’re My favorite book is
we do not allow glad you’re here. The Amazing
_________________ Now sit back, Adventures of
at the dinner table. relax, and enjoy ________________.
________________.

Well, look what ENOUGH! Rub a dub dub,

we have here! I will not let _________________
A big fancy man _________________ in a tub!
walkin’ in like he’s tear this family
________________. apart!

Madam President, I have invented a Hey, check out my

we’ve run out of new sport. I call it band! We’re called
time. The only “___________ ball.” “Rage Against
option is ________. _______________.”
Moms love ______. Where do babies CHUNGO ANGRY.
come from?
CHUNGO
DESTROY _______.

At school, I’m just James Bond It’s BIG.

Mandy. But at will return in It’s SCARY.
summer camp, “No Time for It’s _____________!
I’m “_____ Mandy.” _______________.”

Disney proudly What really killed Beep beep!

presents: the dinosaurs? _________________
“_________ on Ice.” coming through!
Now in bookstores: You don’t love Did you know
Nancy Drew and me, Sam. All you that Benjamin
the Mystery of care about is Franklin invented
________________. ________________. ________________?

One nation, The easiest way Hey guys. I just

under God, to tell me and my want to tell all my
indivisible, twin apart is that followers who are
with liberty and I have a freckle struggling with
_________________ on my cheek and ________________:
for all. she’s ___________. it DOES get better.

Whoa there, Princess Marigold, Shut up, Becky!

partner! Looks like the kingdom At least I’m not
_________________ is in danger! ________________.
spooked my horse. You must stop
________________.
I lost my arm in a Isn’t this great, Foolish child!
________ accident. honey? Just you, Did you think you
me, the kids, could escape from
and ____________. ________________?

Girls just wanna Run, run, as fast New from Mattel,

have ___________. as you can. it’s _______ Barbie!
You can’t catch me,
I’m _____________!

No fair! How Bow before me, New from Hasbro!

come Chloe gets for I am the Queen It’s BUNGO: The
her own phone, of ______________! Game of ________.
and all I get is
________________?
I don’t really Our day at the Charmander has
know what my water park was evolved into
mom’s job is, but totally ruined ________________!
I think it has by _____________.
something to do
with ____________.

What killed Next from What’s keeping

Old Jim? J.K. Rowling: Dad so busy
Harry Potter and in the garage?
the Chamber of
________________.

Boys? No. ME HUNGRY. Oh, that’s my

____________? Yes! ME WANT ______. mom’s friend Carl.
He comes over
and helps her
with ____________.
Guys, stop it! Huddle up, Coming to theaters
There’s nothing Wildcats! They this holiday season,
funny about may be bigger. “Star Wars: The
________________. They may be faster. Rise of _________.”
But we’ve got a
secret weapon:
________________.

I do not fight Come on, Danny.

for wealth. All the cool kids
I do not fight are doin’ it. Wanna
for glory. try _____________?
I fight for _______!
A big wet kiss from A cloud that A pirate with
Great Aunt Sharon. rains diarrhea. two peg arms,
two peg legs,
and a peg head.

Athena, Baby boomers. Beautiful Grandma.

Goddess of
Wisdom.

Defecating on the Eight hours of Going night-night.

neighbor’s lawn. video games.
Hanging out Kissing Mom Me, your dad.
with Zendaya. on the lips.

Playing trumpet Ratzilla. Teeny tiny turds.

for the Mayor.

That there The way Grandpa Three glasses

tarantula. smells. of red wine.
Whatever Dad Getting shot out Jesus.
does at work. of a cannon.

Eating pasta out A burrito smoothie. A bear.

of my pants.

Old people. My sister’s Stuffing my

stupid boyfriend. underwear
with pancakes.
Stinky Martha, My chainsaw. Diarrhea.
the superhero that
nobody likes.

Boogers. The police. Sniffing a

dog’s butt.

Horrible allergies. Your face. A gerbil named

“Gerbil.”
Fartus Magnimus, Rated-R stuff. Blowing up
God of Beans. the Moon.

Getting launched Likes. A bird pooping

into space. on the
president’s head.

Chungo, the The way I feel Hot gossip.

talking gorilla. when I see Kyle.
Forgetting to put Running full speed The Russians.
on underwear. into a wall.

A black hole. Putting my butt Racism, sexism,

on stuff. and homophobia.

Making the My strong, A Democrat.

bees angry. terrifying daughter.
TikTok. Cheeto fingers. A huge honkin’
carrot.

The country My parents. Idiots.

of Bolivia.

Filling my butt Putting an apple in Thousands

with spaghetti. a little boy’s mouth of lasagna.
and roasting him
for dinner.
Climbing into War with Canada. Mashing a
a cow’s butt. banana into your
belly button.

China. Shrek. Cavities.

Eating people. Butts of all shapes A 40-piece

and sizes. Chicken
McNuggets.
Climate change. Barf. A poop as big
as Mom.

A couch that Going to Hell. The loose skin

eats children. at the joint of the
elbow known as
“the weenus.”

A horse with Fat stacks of cash. Dora the Explorer.

no legs.
Illegal drugs. BULBASAUR. Dad’s meatloaf.

Extra-warm Pepsi. The old man Calling 9-1-1.

with the rake
who lives down
the dark and
winding road.

Spending Toe jam. Hot lava.

my parents’
hard-earned
money.
Butt surgery. Freeing all A bountiful harvest
the animals of squashes
from the zoo. and corns.

Bombs. Boobies. Respecting

personal
boundaries.

Having no idea John Wilkes Booth. Getting married.

what’s going on.
Politics. Garbage. Naked people.

This stupid game. Biting a rich person. Screaming at birds.

Getting stuck Getting crushed Huge pants.

in the toilet. by a piano.
Mom’s spaghetti. An old, dirty cat A corn dog.
with bad breath.

My followers. Principal Butthead. A statue of

a naked guy.

A tiny detective Joining the army. Witchcraft.

who solves
tiny crimes.
Taking out Sacrificing Moving to Ohio.
my eyeballs. Uncle Tim.

A hundred A wise old woman Emotions.

screaming with no teeth
monkeys. and cloudy eyes.

Ham. Clams. Spider-Man.

Drinking out of Trying to catch Slapping my
the toilet and that dang raccoon. huge belly.
eating garbage.

The doll that Money. LeBron James.

watches me sleep.

Father’s forbidden Me. Salmon.

chocolates.
Screaming the A whole thing of Crab-walking
F-word. cottage cheese. from the toilet
to get more
toilet paper.

Mayonnaise. Total world Failure.

domination.

JoJo Siwa. Getting kicked Farting and

in the nuts. walking away.
Sharks with legs. Triangles. Ninjas.

The floor. The whole family. Bench pressing

a horse.

Spiders. Uranus. A Republican.

Giving wedgies 14 cheeseburgers, Big Randy.
to my haters. 6 large fries, and
a medium Sprite.

Blasting my Dreaming Taking a dump

math teacher about boys. in the pool.
into the sun.

Crying in the Happiness. Poison.

bathroom.
My sister’s hair A scoop of tuna. Doing karate.
all over the place.

Hades, Lil Nas X. Dad’s famous

God of the poops.
Underworld.

Squirty cheese. My girlfriend, Mowing the

who goes to stupid lawn.
another school.
Slapping that butt. Questioning Chugging a
authority. gallon of milk and
then vomiting a
gallon of milk.

Farting a lot today. Going bald. Germs.

Nuclear war. Barfing into a A cursed llama

popcorn bucket. with no eyes.
The wettest fart Shaving Overthrowing the
you ever heard. Dad’s back. government.

Murdering. Exploding. Bleeding.

The oppressive Supreme A long, hot pee.

system of Court Justice
capitalism. Ruth Bader
Ginsburg.
Throwing up A balloon filled The dishes.
double peace signs with chili.
with my besties
at Starbucks.

The freedom Egg salad. Mom’s friend,

of speech. Donna.

Rich people. Pirate music. Being a dinosaur.

A fake kid made Homework. Batman.
out of wood.

A dead body. Drinking a whole Destroying

bottle of ranch. the planet.

Living in a Pizza. This pumpkin.

pineapple
under the sea.
Extremely tight A nice, warm glass Poseidon,
underpants. of pee. Lord of the Sea.

Complaining. Bursting into Spawning sheep.

flames.

My whole Big, juicy pimples. The humble

body getting earthworm.
big and strong
and beautiful.
The garbage man. A big, and I mean Your mom!
BIG turtle.

The octopus Dying of old age. Smashing the

stuck to my face. patriarchy.

Screaming into a Grandpa. Shutting up.

can of Pringles.
Silence. My annoying My future husband.
brother.

A hot air balloon Sitting on the toilet A screaming

powered by and going poop. soccer dad.
fart gas.

Cocktail weenies. The British. Voldemort.

Science. Picking my nose Having a
and eating it. really big head.

A dead whale. Fortnite. The power of

the Dark Side.

Big butt cheeks My friend Steve. Violence.

filled with poop.
Magic: Eating toenail Using balloons
The Gathering. clippings. as boobies.

My dang kids. Squeezing a lemon Tombus, the

into my eye. talking rhombus.

Greta Thunberg. Ellen. Uncle Bob.

Outback Dwayne A baby with
Steakhouse. “The Rock” a full mustache.
Johnson.

Getting hit Eating a whole roll The bacon.

in the face with of toilet paper.
a soccer ball.

The first female Falling off Person milk.

president of the a mountain.
United States.
Pink eye. Pork. The government.

Nunchucks. Nothing. GOOOAAALLLL!!!!

Mom’s new haircut. Happy daddies with Giggling and

happy sandals. farting and
slurping
milkshakes.
Ice pee. Obama. Twerking.

Reading my sister’s The ice cream man. Love.

diary.

Stank breath. Living in the Having a baby.

dumpster.
Shoplifting. My father, The dentist.
who is a walrus.

Aunt Linda. One tough mama. Releasing

the falcons!

Literally ruining Flushing myself Fire farts.

my life. down the toilet.
Lice. A killer clown. Blossoming into
a beautiful
young man.

Wiping my butt. Saying mean stuff Beyoncé.

and making people
feel bad.

A truck. Only beans. The beautiful

potato.
Legs. The woman I’m Unleashing a
going to marry hell demon that will
one day. destroy our world.

Feminism. Lighting stuff Turning 40.

on fire.

Getting a An invisible giant A cowboy who is

skull tattoo. who takes giant, half boy, half cow.
visible poops.
The longest tongue Josh. Locking Mother
in the world. in the pantry.

Ariana Grande. Puberty. A glorious beard.

All of my teeth Floating through Farting, barfing,

falling out. the void of space and passing out.
and time.
Flamin’ Hot Snakes. Free ice cream, yo.
Cheetos.

Screaming and Running away Using my butt

screaming and from home. as a microwave.
never waking up.

Glen’s Gluten. Wakanda.

fabulous body.
Many wolves. One long hair A butt that eats
growing out of underwear.
a mole.

Poo-poo. Mooing. Robbing a bank.

Punching How much wood Swords.

everyone. a woodchuck
would chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
Kevin’s mom. Getting scalded Chest hair.
in the face with
hot beans.

My annoying sister. Getting slapped Harry Potter.

with a fish.

Peeing sand. Being French, Guacamole.

hoh-hoh-hoh!
Getting naked. A super angry cat Slappy Spatchy,
I found outside. the game where
you slap each other
with spatulas.

Learn more at
www.SlappySpatchy.com.

A pregnant person. A bunch of Grandma panties.

dead squirrels
on a trampoline.

Thick, nasty burps. Having no bones. Famous peanut

scientist George
Washington
Carver.
Saving up my The president. A hug.
boogers for
ten years and then
building the world’s
largest booger.

The Dark Lord. Being super serious Freeing a fart from

right now. its butt prison.

An order of Fake news. The baby.

mozzarella sticks.
Like a million Big, slappy hands. Beer.
alligators.

Spit. The fifth graders. Licking a goat.

A flamethrower. Drama! Old Jim’s

Steamy Butt Sauce.
Going to the Sitting atop a pile Girls.
emergency room. of tuna, like some
kind of tuna queen.

A Pringle. Never showering. Naptime.

The gym teacher. Coming back Burning books.

from the dead.
Falling in love. Tossed salads and Building a ladder
scrambled eggs. of hot dogs
to the moon.

Practicing kissing. Eating a lightning Slowly turning

bug to gain its into cheese.
lightning powers.

Whispering Ear wax. Knives.

secrets to my
best friend,
Turkey.
Stuff. Taking a selfie. Dancing with
my son.

Punching a guy Nipples. Cat pee.

through a wall.

Dump cake. Billie Eilish. Steven Universe.

Elegant party hats. Santa Claus. The gluteus
maximus.

Baby Yoda. Peeing in the cat’s A big sad dragon

litter box. with no friends.

A big whiny Seymour Butts. The bus driver.

cry-baby.
Getting run over Spinning and Some freakin’
by a train. barfing. privacy.

Butt hair. Having many Making the

husbands. bathroom smell.

Coffee. Anime. The sweet honking

of Karen’s bassoon.
Pooping in a bag Space lasers. Being dead.
and lighting it
on fire.

Pooping barf FOOOOD Wearing

forever. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! high heels.

A long, long snake. Getting trampled The babysitter.

by horses.
The lunch lady. Peeing on Not wearing pants.
my poopy.

Meatballs, Finding Waldo. Going around

meatballs, sniffing people’s
meatballs! armpits.

The divorce. Diaper beans. Cigarettes.

Getting my Looking into Sucking at life.
ponytail stuck people’s windows.
in my butt.

Crossbows. Evil. A big rock.

Rubbing lotion on Goblins. Nasty

a hairless cat. Cousin Amber.
Tongue kissing. Abraham Lincoln. Covering myself
with ketchup
and mustard
because I am
hot dog.

Hot, fresh doodies. Feet. Sadness.

Going beast mode. An owl that A doll that pees

hates you. real pee!
A naked lady Chunks. Some weird guy.
in a painting.

Getting a girlfriend. Falling in love with Throwing stuff at

a hot dog. other stuff.

Hogs. A turd that The entire state

just won’t flush. of Texas.
Showing everyone My big donkey The huge,
my butt. brother. stupid moon.

Math. Pee-pee. Dinner.

Butthole. Smelling like Being fake.

onions.
Peer pressure. Peeing in my Bad parenting.
backpack.

Mom’s butt. One weird You.

lookin’ toe.

Boys. Sitting on a cake. Teaching a chicken

to kill.
The middle finger. A bra. Being famous
on YouTube.

Cream. Balls. Having no friends.

Peeing into Gluing my butt How school slowly

everyone’s mouth. cheeks together. breaks your spirit
and drains your
will to live.
A Pokémon named True love’s kiss. Total crap.
“Jim.”

Cool sunglasses. Literally dying from Snot bubbles.

the smell of a fart.

Doing crimes and This goat, Aliens.

going to jail. who is my friend.
School. A cow. The terrible winter
of 1609.

Getting sucked Not breathing. Licking a used

into a jet engine. band-aid.

Braiding my Waking up inside Blasting farts in the

armpit hair. of a spider web. powder room.
Having to pee
so bad.