A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is.

The
man replies, “Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my
father’s son.” Who was in the photograph?

Answer: His son

Forrest left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same
distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again.
When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?

Answer: The catcher and the umpire

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one.
Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never
uses his. What is it?

Answer: Their surname.

Your parents have six sons including you and each son has one sister.
How many people are in the family?

Answer: Nine—two parents, six sons, and one daughter

A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had
nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair
on his head was wet. Why is that?

Answer: The man was bald.

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears
size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer:
Footsteps.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer:
A Penny.

David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?

Answer:
David.

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Answer:
Your name.
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Answer:
A piano.

You live in a one storey house made entirely of redwood. What

color would the stairs be?
Answer:
What stairs? You live in a one storey house.

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I
don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer:
Fire.

What is more useful when it is broken?

Answer:
An egg.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray
when you throw it away?
Answer:
Charcoal.

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer:
A toothbrush. Come on.